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NWA U.S. CHAMPION “THE TOTAL PACKAGE” LEX LUGER (WITH J.J. DILLON) VS. NWA WESTERN STATES HERITAGE CHAMPION BARRY WINDHAM (NWA World Championship Wrestling: Taped or Aired 9-19-1987)

SUMMARY:       APPROX. RUNNING TIME: 12:56 Min.

From Dorton Arena in Raleigh, North Carolina, the Four Horsemen’s “The Total Package” Lex Luger (with manager J.J. Dillon) defends his NWA U.S. Championship against the NWA’s Western States Heritage Champion, Barry Windham.  Their match is the main event for a World Championship Wrestling TV episode – either taped or aired September 19, 1987. 

Backing an ultra-arrogant Luger & Dillon late in the game is the presence of fellow Horseman Arn Anderson.  Once outnumbered three-to-one, Windham’s back-up consists of the Rock ‘N’ Roll Express.  The match commentator is Tony Schiavone.   

REVIEW:

Despite a standard-issue NWA disqualification TV finish, Windham and Luger concoct an energetic title bout where the in-ring odds appear seemingly even.  Specifically, Windham’s lanky athleticism and arsenal of wrestling maneuvers are an ideal fit against Luger’s powerhouse physique (and hiding the relatively inexperienced U.S. Champion’s limited move set). 

As compared to several of their later title bouts (1989-1991), this one is upper-tier, as far as utilizing superior teamwork.  Between their youthful mobility and sharp choreography, the Luger-Windham rivalry exudes a welcome aura of excitement in this stellar NWA TV main event.  Suffice to say, it’s a sample of mid-80’s NWA star power worth re-discovery.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     8 Stars

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CITY OF BURNING LIGHTS (by U2: How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb)

SUMMARY:                      RUNNING TIME: 5:46 Min.

“City of Burning Lights” is Track # 5 of U2’s 2004 album, How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb. The song would later appear on the 2006 film soundtrack of The Devil Wears Prada.

REVIEW:

Combining an effervescent rock melody with intriguing lyrics conveying a sense of awe, “City of Burning Lights” is a dynamite U2 tune.  Definitely recommended!       

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    8 Stars

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WWF 1989 SURVIVOR SERIES SHOWDOWN (WWF PRIME TIME WRESTLING: Aired 11-12-1989)

SUMMARY:           RUNNING TIME: 1 Hour, 58 Min.

Airing November 12, 1989, on the USA Network, “Gorilla” Monsoon and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan co-host this ‘special’ edition of the WWF’s weekly Prime Time Wrestling TV series.  “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, with equal screen time, is a third host working solo in the program’s ‘Studio B.’  Meant to hype the WWF’s upcoming 1989 Survivor Series Pay-Per-View, this episode’s gimmick claims a random draw has lined up five singles matches pitting individuals from their imminent tag-team elimination matches.

Note: Captaining a squad consisting of “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka and The Bushwhackers against Rick Rude’s team (Curt “Mr. Perfect” Hennig & The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers), Piper would make his Survivor Series debut in 1989.

“Mean” Gene Okerlund’s update announces that Demoltion has recently reclaimed the WWF World Tag Team Championship from Heenan’s Brain Busters: Tully Blanchard & Arn Anderson.  Okerlund and Sean Mooney also help pitch promos from: Rick Rude, Piper, Randy Savage’s ‘King’s Court’ (including Barry Windham), “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan’s ‘4×4’s, Dusty Rhodes’ ‘Dream Team,’ and the WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan’s ‘Hulkamaniacs.’ 

Brother Love’s interview segment invites Heenan to introduce André the Giant and Haku as his newly-formed ‘Colossal Connection.’  It’s conveyed that they are replacing Anderson & Blanchard as Heenan’s preferred tag team. Sporadic hints are teased of turbulence in the Heenan faction re: Tully Blanchard’s future.  The real purpose was to cover Blanchard’s quiet release from the WWF in early November 1991.  Yet, the WWF’s storyline explanation would not be confirmed until the Survivor Series’ final match on Thanksgiving Night.

This episode’s five-match line-up is the following:

  1. Tito Santana (with Dusty Rhodes) vs. Big Boss Man (with Slick & Akeem).  Running Time: 11:35.
  2. “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig (with “The Genius” Lanny Poffo) vs. Bushwhacker Butch Miller (with Bushwhacker Luke Williams).  Running Time: 6:55.
  3. “Macho King” Randy Savage (with “Sensational Queen” Sherri) vs. Hercules.  Running Time: 10:54.
  4. Brain Buster Tully Blanchard (with Bobby Heenan, Arn Anderson, Haku, & André the Giant) vs. WWF Intercontinental Champion The Ultimate Warrior (with Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart and The Rockers – Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty) in a non-title match.  Running Time: 6:00.
  5. “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase (with Zeus & Virgil) vs. Demolition’s Smash (with Demolition’s Ax).  Running Time: 10:11.

Recorded during a WWF Wrestling Challenge’s TV syndication taping, it isn’t revealed that the bouts occurred on November 1, 1989 at the Kansas Coliseum, in Wichita, Kansas.  Without appearing on camera, Vince McMahon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura are the ringside co-commentators – or it’s possible they’re simply doing voice-overs.

Note: Despite being advertised in multiple segments, “Widowmaker” Barry Windham subsequently departed the WWF before the actual Pay-Per-View.  His replacement would be John “Earthquake” Tenta.  What’s still intriguing is Bret Hart’s desire to face off against fellow second-generation star Windham; their match-up (or even better a series of one-on-one bouts) likely would have been a classic for that era.  The same second-generation potential would have applied to Savage vs. Windham, though they at least appear together as teammates in the ‘King’s Court’ promo.

REVIEW:

The entertainment value the Monsoon-Heenan-Piper trio musters is commendable, as far as carrying this two-hour Survivor Series infomercial.  In particular, the needling ‘feud’ between a mostly gleeful Piper and a simmering Heenan is well-played. 

As for the matches themselves, their TV quality is a pleasant surprise.  Case in point: aside from Dusty and Akeem sporting fake nightsticks, the Boss Man vs. Santana opener is remarkably good (7 Stars).  Santana, in this instance, gets a welcome boost where the match’s booking doesn’t reduce him to yet another of the Boss Man’s thrashed victims.  One will catch that, in addition to another of his icky, sweat-soaked shirts before the match, the Boss Man evidently suffered a bloody facial scratch or even an inadvertent broken nose against Santana.

As for Curt Hennig vs. the Bushwhackers’ Butch Miller, this match surely doesn’t impress on paper.  Yet, the ‘reality’ isn’t half-bad (5 ½ Stars).  Packing a predictable finish, not to mention plenty of fake biting, Hennig and Miller, at least, make their effort watchable.  In terms of in-ring chemistry, however, the show’s best match belongs to Hercules vs. Randy Savage (8 Stars).  Though their bout is formulaic (i.e. Savage & Sherri regularly double-teaming Hercules), it delivers all the necessary goods for a fun and satisfying TV showdown. 

The same applies to an ultra-rare Tully Blanchard vs. Ultimate Warrior match-up (7½ Stars).  Impressively, Blanchard makes the Intercontinental Champion looks almost as good as the Warrior’s old partner: Sting.  Added star power from both entire squads justifies the cheap finish – it’s a shame considering the match quality had been remarkably solid up to that point.  Still, had they remained in the WWF, pitching the unscrupulous Blanchard and Arn Anderson as legitimate solo title threats (and likely future Intercontinental Champions) would have been a logical twist.  

Lastly, Demolition’s Smash delivers a better-than-expected performance against Ted DiBiase (6½ Stars).  One might think DiBiase carries Smash, but the guy frankly does fine on his own.  The match’s ending won’t surprise anyone, but the players involved make it watchable. 

Accomplishing its mission, this program serves up an all-ages blast back to the WWF’s Golden Age. For its intended audience, 1989’s Survivor Series Showdown is a kid-friendly wrestling treat worth re-discovery – for, at least, one viewing.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       7 Stars

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STING VS. BIG VAN VADER (WITH HARLEY RACE) {WCW KING OF CABLE TOURNAMENT FINAL} (WCW STARRCADE ’92: BATTLEBOWL – THE LETHAL LOTTERY II: Aired 12-28-1992)

SUMMARY:                 RUNNING TIME: 16:50 Min.

On December 28, 1992, at The Omni, in Atlanta, Georgia, the two previous WCW World Heavyweight Champions faced off at Starrcade ’92: Battlebowl – The Lethal Lottery II.  At stake for Sting (wearing matching light blue & white attire and facial paint) and Big Van Vader is the “King of Cable” trophy.  The one-time tournament prize is meant to celebrate Ted Turner’s WTBS cable station for its 20th anniversary in broadcasting.  Looming at ringside on Vader’s behalf Vader is seven-time NWA World Champion Harley Race.

The match’s commentators are Jim Ross and Jesse “The Body” Ventura.

Notes: This match is available on the WWE’s Starrcade: The Essential Collection DVD set released in 2012.  A few days after Starrcade ’92, Vader regained the WCW World Championship from Ron Simmons. 

REVIEW:

This Pay-Per-View slugfest is exactly that – a veritable montage of heavy-hitting and seemingly bone-crushing strikes.  With Ross and Ventura in excellent form, Sting and Big Van Vader absolutely deliver the goods.  Given his adversary’s mammoth size, Sting plays up his underdog hero role exactly as he should (including familiar shades of Rocky III’s climax).  Even if Starrcade ’92  is long forgotten, this bruising showdown shouldn’t be.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       8½ Stars

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WWF WORLD CHAMPION “NATURE BOY” RIC FLAIR (WITH “MR. PERFECT” CURT HENNIG) & THE UNDERTAKER (WITH PAUL BEARER) VS. SID JUSTICE & HULK HOGAN (WITH BRUTUS “THE BARBER” BEEFCAKE) (WWF Saturday Night’s Main Event: Taped 1-27-1992)

SUMMARY:            RUNNING TIME: 11:42 Min.

On January 19, 1992, the WWF’s Royal Rumble Pay-Per-View would crown former NWA/WCW World Champion “Nature Boy” Ric Flair with his first-ever WWF World Championship. Among the Rumble’s other finalists to determine the company’s new World Champion are former WWF Champions Hulk Hogan, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, and the Undertaker, along with new WWF Intercontinental Champion “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. The last-eliminated, however, is Sid Justice (aka the NWA/WCW’s Sid Vicious), who subseqently gloats about his mentor Hogan’s fair loss.

Six days later, on-screen WWF President Jack Tunney’s faux TV press conference would confirm that four-time ex-champion Hogan as the challenger selected to face Flair at the upcoming WrestleMania VII for the WWF World Title.  Of the disappointed other contenders (Savage, Piper, Justice, and the Undertaker), Justice is shown openly seething afterwards – especially, as he himself had eliminated Hogan at the Rumble.

For this tag team bout recorded on January 27th, at the Municipal Coliseum in Lubbock, Texas, and then aired on NBC’s Saturday Night’s Main Event on February 8th, Justice willingly teams with Hogan against their two mutual main event foes.  At ringside are Flair and the Undertaker’s entourage of “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig and Paul Bearer. With his real-life parasailing accident acknowledged, a recuperating Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake accompanies Hogan to provide moral support in Justice and Hogan’s corner. 

The match commentators are Vince McMahon and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, who readily predicts a rift brewing between Hogan and Justice.   

Notes: Later at this same Lubbock show, the Undertaker began his first face turn in a backstage ‘confrontation’ with cohort Jake “The Snake” Roberts to set up their encounter at WrestleMania VIII.

As for Sid, it is known that WCW had programmed him to score his first career World Title at Big Van Vader’s expense headlining Starrcade ’93. Yet, after WCW fired Sid, a reliable Flair substituted and consequently won Vader’s title. Sid, nonetheless, would win the WWF World Title twice in 1996-97, and then multiple WCW World Championships shortly before that company’s demise.

REVIEW:

Let’s examine, okay, let’s dismiss the trivial opposition first.  The lethargic ‘just doing what we’re told’ mentality demonstrated by Ric Flair and the Undertaker disappointingly falls far short of even the Twin Towers’ (Big Boss Man and One Man Gang/Akeem) monster clown show almost exactly three years before. It’s a pitiful display, as far as far as provoking one of many ‘shocking’ betrayals of Hulk Hogan during the WWF’s “Hulk-a-Mania” era. 

The buffoonish Twin Towers, at least, appeared enthused about igniting a final spark towards Hogan vs. Savage’s World Title showdown for 1989’s WrestleMania V.  By comparison, the Flair-Undertaker entourage evidently couldn’t have cared less, as showing up and taking a few rudimentary double-team moves is about as much as they accomplish. 

Then again, one will likely deem Randy Savage’s acting talents viciously turning on the Hulkster (both mid-match and backstage afterwards) makes him a veritable Oscar winner – whereas Sid’s amateurish theatrics don’t even merit a wet paper bag. As for Hogan’s own contribution telegraphing this blatantly obvious rehash, he musters the kind of superficial energy one might expect for the script’s table read. 

Considering the WWF’s déjà vu scripting, if one wants a high-profile yet paint-by the-numbers heel turn, then Savage and Hogan’s 1989 Mega-Powers meltdown remains a textbook example. Case in point: no doubt aware of WrestleMania V’s outcome, Hogan obvously has ample incentive to help push Savage’s scripted resentment and jealousy into a masterpiece of exploding rage over Elizabeth and the WWF World Championship.

Devoid of on-screen chemistry, the Hogan/Justice & Beefcake vs. the Flair/Undertaker squad’s sense of a live-action cartoon is more like thumbing through a cheap coloring book.  Given such an enormous waste of star power, this pathetic tag bout belongs among the laziest high-profile angles in WWF/WWE history. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                        2 Stars

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BUFFALO SOLDIERS: AN AMERICAN LEGACY

SUMMARY:        RUNNING TIME: Approx. 43:11 Min.

In 2012, Rusty Spur Productions produced the documentary, Buffalo Soldiers: An American Legacy.  The project’s director is David Carter, who also briefly appears in a non-speaking cameo as ‘General George Armstrong Custer.’  Its host is Judge Joe Brown (in a reenactment soldier’s costume), with actor Barry Corbin as the off-screen narrator. 

Other appearances include Texas State Senator Royce West, Professor B.W. Aston, curator Henry Crawford from Texas Tech University’s History Museum, and Comanche tribal member James Yellowfish.  The sizable cast includes living historians/reenactors Paul Cook; Horace Williams; Cody Mobley; Early B. Teal; Tad Gose; David Carter; and Rosieleetta Reed presenting commentary.  Portraying Comanche warriors are Kevin Browning; Arthur RedCloud, and Cody Jones.  ‘Sgt. Emanuel Stance’ is portrayed by Anthony Reed while Macie Jepsen briefly voices ‘Libby Custer.’   

Designed as an interactive, all-ages history exhibit, Brown and Corbin co-narrate how the presence of African American U.S. soldiers began during the Civil War.  As stated by the film, in post-war 1866, six new U.S. Army regiments would be established utilizing African-American recruits to help safeguard the Western frontier. 

The moniker of “Buffalo Soldiers” would be subsequently bestowed in honor by their Native American adversaries amidst frontier warfare.  The documentary also highlights select members who made historic contributions as members of the U.S. Army, as well as their final fates.

Note: The program openly notes one married couple’s presumed difference of opinion.  While Libby Custer’s expressed admiration for the bravery and competence of African American soldiers is quoted, it is stated that her husband, General George Armstrong Custer, had earlier declined command of one of the new African American regiments.  His reasoning evidently never became public knowledge. 

Still, it is wryly commented that, given his own ultimate fate with the Seventh Cavalry in 1876, maybe he made the wrong choice.     

REVIEW:

Including extensive use of brief reenactments, not to mention some neat special effects, this articulate and friendly documentary offers sufficient depth for middle school and high school history classes.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                         6½ Stars

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GUNMAN’S RHAPSODY

Written by Robert B. Parker

SUMMARY:

Released by G.P. Putnam’s Sons in 2001, this 290-page hardcover is novelist Robert B. Parker’s fictional take on Wyatt Earp and the circumstances relating to the ‘Gunfight at the O.K. Corral.’ 

Specifically, Parker explores Earp’s 1879-1882 stint in Tombstone, Arizona, and his half-century romance with Josephine Marcus.  After staring down notorious Texas hardcase Clay Allison, Dodge City lawman Wyatt Earp’s epiphany has him joining his family’s journey to seek their fortunes in far-off Tombstone.  Coming with him from Kansas is Mattie Blaylock, whom Wyatt deems more as an expendable housemaid rather than his common-law spouse using his surname. 

Soon enchanted by a young actress, Josephine “Josie” Marcus – the fiancée of Tombstone political hustler Johnny Behan, Wyatt (and, by extension, his brothers) encounter the grim local repercussions of pursuing this romance.  Once Wyatt and Josie’s extramarital relationship becomes public knowledge, it appears that, off-screen, a vengeful Sheriff Behan is subtly raising the town’s hot-as-hell temperatures by rallying the local rustlers to his side.  Once push ultimately comes to shoot, the Earp Brothers and John Henry “Doc” Holliday reciprocate with October 1881’s deadly gunfight, in proximity to the O.K. Corral.

After Virgil and Morgan Earp are each targeted for cowardly assassination, the laconic gambler/lawman recruits his own posse to avenge his brother Morgan’s cold-blooded homicide to the very end.  Even Josie, who had once prodded Wyatt into promising that he wouldn’t kill Behan, now urges him to make a definitive, and, if necessary, lethal stand.  With once supposed friends now his sworn enemies, Wyatt Earp relentlessly pursues his personal form of justice.

Note: This title is also available in paperback and digital formats.

REVIEW:

While countless novelists have glamorized or debunked the Wyatt Earp myth, Robert B. Parker imagines Earp’s controversial stint in Tombstone as a deadly love triangle.  Unlike Loren D. Estleman’s gritty sensory overload in 1987’s Bloody Season, Parker spends little time on Tombstone’s rival faction theory: the lawmen/gamblers vs. the local rustlers/frontier mobsters.  Without ever showing Johnny Behan masterminding any criminal schemes from the shadows, Parker’s narrative is built around Wyatt and Behan’s feud over Josephine Marcus.  Everything else essentially becomes collateral damage.   

Short of placing the mythical, long-barreled Buntline Special in Wyatt’s hands, Parker imbues his monosyllabic Earp as an Old West super-vigilante (minus a mask and cape).  Such a clichéd depiction – mirroring both Kevin Costner’s 1994 film and 1993’s Tombstone – is sufficient for Western action fare relying upon minimal character depth and generally superficial adherence to historical reality.  The macho action-romance powering Gunman’s Rhapsody, therefore, is straight from the same genre playbook that Zane Grey, William W. Johnstone, & Louis L’Amour famously utilized. 

Most impressively, Parker conveys perhaps the most plausible explanation (fiction or otherwise) as to Wyatt’s depressing relationship with Mattie Blaylock Earp.  Suffice to say, Wyatt’s cold lack of compassion makes him an unsympathetic husband/protagonist – especially the multiple sex scenes Parker allots to Wyatt & Josie’s developing love story.    

Readers, however, should first be aware of all who’s who, as Parker depicts several subplots (i.e. the pursuit of the Bisbee hold-up thieves) before dropping them, with little or no warning.  Even for those already familiar with peripheral names (i.e. Ben Sippy, Dave Neagle, Billy Claiborne, Louisa Earp, etc.), it may seem odd how some of these historical participants are either briefly mentioned or otherwise ignored.  For instance, Parker oddly omits Billy Claiborne’s cowardly presence at the O.K. Corral.

As to the famous gunfight, Parker spends less than two pages sparsely describing the actual shootout.  Then, the novel’s final third accelerates through Virgil’s crippling injury, Morgan’s homicide, and Wyatt’s final showdowns several months later pitting him vs. “Curly” Bill Brocius and ultimately Johnny Ringo.  Come the end, Parker’s single-page epilogue quickly spells out various historical fates.  Yet, this last page is so lazily added on that it is actually his novel’s worst inclusion.

While Gunman’s Rhapsody concocts an entertaining read, it is by no means a game-changing account fictionalizing Wyatt Earp and his cronies against Tombstone’s conniving forces of evil.  Yet, for those who desiring a spirited successor to Zane Grey & Louis L’Amour, then Parker’s novel hits its target almost dead on.

Note: As a suggestion, playing either the Tombstone or Wyatt Earp film soundtracks in the background adds some worthwhile mood enhancement.

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Along with a dedication to his wife, the author quotes Faust’s Marlowe as a prelude to the novel’s interpretation of the controversial Wyatt Earp/Josephine Marcus romance. 

As sporadic interludes, Parker includes ‘news bulletins’ from the year in question to provide some historical context.  It isn’t specified whether Parker is summarizing actual 19th Century newspaper accounts or even possibly that he quoting them verbatim.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                         6 Stars

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CLAIRE MALLOY: DEADER HOME & GARDENS

Written by Joan Hess

SUMMARY:

Released in 2012 by St. Martin’s Press, the 291-page Deader Home & Gardens presents Joan Hess’ eighteenth entry in her “Claire Malloy” murder-mystery series.  After returning from their Egyptian honeymoon in Mummy Dearest, newlyweds Claire Malloy and Farberville’s Deputy Police Chief, Pete Rosen, are now actively house-hunting.  Per Claire’s first-person perspective, increasingly tight quarters inside their cramped duplex while raising a self-involved teenage daughter, Caron, means finding the home of her dreams far sooner than later. 

Discovering her ideal mini-mansion in secluded Hollow Valley, Claire is perturbed that her realtor, Angela Delmond, inexplicably vanishes during their walkthrough tour.  Mirroring what Angela had said, the home Claire so badly desires isn’t exactly what it seems, given her odd potential neighbors.  In addition to a missing realtor, Claire’s amateur sleuthing determines other ominous incidents are linked to this same home. What’s even more unnerving is its connection to the odd descendants of the neighborhood’s namesake family and their prosperous tree farm.

Several months before, the home’s prior owner, Winston Hollow, had perished in an apparent fishing mishap.  Once contacted by Claire, Winston’s boyfriend and heir, Terry Kennedy, arrives from Key West to discuss the house’s potential sale with her.  Yet, Terry soon becomes another fatality.  Claire suspiciously realizes he probably won’t be the last to fall, either, as someone is willing to kill to preserve family secrets. 

With a horde of conniving Hollow relatives stonewalling her, Claire must ferret a foul scent emanating somewhere in  Hollow Valley’s quaint countryside.  No matter where the sordid truth leads Claire, she reckons there is at least one homicidal maniac waiting for her.

Note: This title is also available in paperback and digital formats.

REVIEW:

For Joan Hess fans, this routine “Claire Malloy” whodunnit isn’t likely to disappoint anyone.  Unlike Claire’s ultra-clichéd Southern in-laws depicted in Death by the Light of the Moon, Hess wisely grounds the Hollow clan’s shades of zaniness to a slightly more grounded ‘it-only-happens-in-fiction’ level.  Bolstered by the protagonist’s down-to-earth spunk and congenial humor, Deader Homes & Gardens makes for a delightfully satisfying read. 

Though it isn’t a must-have, Claire Malloy’s latest caper makes a fine cozy mystery option at the library.     

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

The author dedicates Deader Home & Gardens to her young grandchildren.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       6 Stars

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EMMA DJAN INVESTIGATION # 3: LAST SEEN IN LAPAZ

Written by Kwei Quartey

SUMMARY:

In 2023, Soho Press, Inc. released the third Emma Djan mystery: the 342-page Last Seen in Lapaz.  Working full-time at Sowah Private Investigators Agency in Ghana, twenty-something Emma Djan is presently navigating perceived strife between her boyfriend, Courage (a police SWAT team member), and her visiting/semi-meddling mother.  Emma is also embracing some adult growth, as far as resisting how religion and her mother dictate choices in her personal life. 

At the behest of her boss, Emma and colleague Jojo are assigned to search for a missing college student, who is the daughter of his influential old friend from Nigeria.  Initially, it is unknown if 18-year-old Ngozi Ojukwu willingly participated in her disappearance from the Ojukwu family home.  Through Courage’s tip, Emma finds out that Ngozi’s sleazy boyfriend, Femi, has been found brutally murdered at a local high-end brothel dubbed ‘The White House.’

Co-mingling their investigations, Emma and the police’s Detective Inspector Boateng team up to probe potential suspects.  With Femi’s cell phone missing, it likely contains crucial evidence as to Ngozi’s fate.  Before Emma goes undercover into a Ghanaian sex trafficking ring, flashbacks reveal how pivotal players (including Femi, Ngozi, and others) ultimately converged in this murder-mystery. 

Desperately saving one witness from a sexual predator, Emma finds that this repellant case involves international human trafficking extending from Africa to Europe. As revealed in flashbacks, the ruse pertains to a ‘travel agency’ offering migrants safe transportation and supposed freedom in starting new lives far away from African poverty.   

Trying to save Ngozi and, by extension, resolve Femi’s chilling homicide becomes Emma’s dual focus.  Conflicting shades of gray emerge amongst Femi’s inner circle, as the case’s true monsters begin revealing themselves. 

REVIEW:

Kwei Quarety’s Last Seen in Lapaz is a bleak literary paradox: a very likable protagonist treads into Africa’s ugly subculture of prostitution and human trafficking to save two innocent lives.  As Quartey’s note acknowledges, the plot’s degradation of human beings makes some sequences sickening. 

The author, at least, keeps most of the grisliest violence ‘off-screen,’ so to speak.  Wincing at the nasty aftermath he depicts, however, becomes a given.  To his credit, Quartey isn’t exploiting icky subject matter; rather, he is drawing his audience to its harsh realities via Emma’s storyline. 

As for Quartey’s cast, they present an intriguing pendulum.  On one side is a personable Emma Djan and her trustworthy allies.  Her family and friends, hence, are all very conventional for the detective genre, with only Emma’s personality being explored among them. 

Yet, the other side consisting of roguish ex-convict Femi, Ngozi, and a horde of illicit associates is loaded with depth.  Primarily through flashbacks, readers will witness how seemingly innocent pawns corrupted by greed, power, and lust may invariably become vipers double-crossing one another with a vengeance. 

With few exceptions, Last Seen at Lapaz’s villains convey realistic personality flaws vs. serving as genre caricatures.  Quartey’s impressive writing talent is apparent when Femi’s sordid employers finally express compassion, let alone a shocked conscience.  It makes their horrified reaction in a late scene seem plausible.  The same applies to the self-involved Femi and how his complicated personality infects others, like Ngozi.  More so, flashbacks depict Femi as caring and seemingly benevolent while his flashy present-day incarnation is shallow and often despicable towards others. 

Along with the protagonist’s appeal, the other best asset of Last Seen at Lapaz are richly-constructed guest characters supplying the plot’s mystery, along with some unpredictable twists.  Though not as slickly-produced as Veronica Mars, this novel should make one want to read more of Emma Djan’s casework – preferably in a less repulsive whodunnit. 

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Quartey provides the following (in chronological order):

  1. A map displaying West African migratory routes into Europe through Niger and Libya;
  2. His author’s note readily warns readers that scenes in this fictional story are bleak.  Quartey states that sequences are based on accounts from West African migrants and sex workers in Nigeria, Niger, and Ghana.
  3. The cast of characters alphabetized by first name;
  4. A glossary for translating Ghanaian terminology/slang used by the characters;
  5. A second glossary for Nigerian Pidgin (slang) terminology; and
  6. The book concludes with the author’s acknowledgements and gratitude.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:              7½ Stars

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CLUB PARADISE

SUMMARY:         RUNNING TIME: 1 Hr., 35 Min.

Harold Ramis both directed and co-wrote this 1986 Warner Bros. comedy.  As before with Ramis on 1980’s Caddyshack,  Brian Doyle-Murray is among the script’s collaborators and appears in a supporting role.  For the film, several of Ramis and Doyle-Murray’s fellow SCTV alumni: Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, and Joe Flaherty, among them, help fill out the ensemble cast.    

Reaping a disability insurance windfall, thirty-ish, ex-Chicago firefighter Jack Moniker (Williams) retires to the Caribbean island of Saint Nicholas.  Co-owning his musician friend Ernest’s (Cliff) seedy beachside club, Jack also now faces the wrath of the island’s corrupt prime minister, Solomon Grundy (Caesar) over Ernest’s unpaid taxes.  Needing viable cash flow, Jack is persuaded by his new girlfriend, Phillipa (Twiggy), to push Club Paradise as an ideal tropical resort option for gullible tourists.

Coinciding with Club Paradise’s first wave of mostly unimpressed guests, Grundy and the island’s wealthiest hotel owner (Doyle-Murray) scheme to sell off Saint Nicholas to foreign developers.  The only remaining obstacle is Club Paradise, which resides on the island’s best section of beach.  It’s up to Jack, Ernest, and the island’s aristocratic British governor (O’Toole) to save an imploding Saint Nicholas from a violent revolution once they decline to sell out.

Jack Moniker: Robin Williams

Phillipa Lloyd: Twiggy

Ernest Reed: Jimmy Cliff

Gov. Anthony Croyden Hayes: Peter O’Toole

Terry Hamlin: Joanna Cassidy

Voit Zerbe: Brian Doyle-Murray

Barry Nye: Rick Moranis

Barry Steinberg: Eugene Levy

Prime Minister Solomon Grundy: Adolph Caesar

Linda White & Dr. Randy White: Andrea Martin & Steven Kampmann

Pamela: Antoinette Bower

Mary Lou: Robin Duke

Model: Carey Lowell

Portia: Louise Bennett

Jackie: Mary Gross

Pilot: Joe Flaherty

Mrs. Geddes: Leonie Forbes

Ernest’s Band – Flamboyant: Sydney Wolfe, Ansel Collins, Bertram McLean, Chinna Smith, Wilburn Cole, & Christopher Meredith

Toby Prooth: Simon Jones

Swiss Businessman: Louis Zorich

Dave: Bruce McGill

REVIEW:

Given its middling script, neither Bill Murray (who had declined the lead role) nor Tom Hanks would have fared any better headlining Club Paradise.  Riding a steady flow of smooth Jamaican reggae, an easygoing vibe and gorgeous scenery exude this film’s most appealing elements.  Still, feel-good sentimentality doesn’t disguise a weak cliché-fest lazily packaged as a contrived big-screen sitcom.  Club Paradise’s paint-by-the-numbers plotting has inhabited any number of better comedies, but this good cast simply isn’t given anything funny to do. 

It mostly falls on Harold Ramis and his screenwriters that the comedic firepower of Robin Williams, Eugene Levy, Rick Moranis, and Peter O’Toole is squandered.  Case in point: Moranis and Levy’s moronic cannabis subplot goes nowhere, much like the predicaments of other Club Paradise guests. 

If, during filming, Ramis had hoped Williams’ manic improvisational energies would somehow salvage such formulaic dreck, then all involved miscalculated.  The mellow Robin Williams that filmgoers instead get in Club Paradise is his increasingly harried ‘Jack’ too often fading into the background.    

The sole pleasure in Club Paradise, suffice to say, is for its feature-length commercial hyping Jamaica.  Then again, if one is ever given a dubious option between viewing Club Paradise or 1990’s Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan tropical bore, Joe Versus The Volcano – Robin Williams wins.  His Caribbean clunker, at least, scores a few sporadic laughs.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      3½ Stars

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