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POIROT: THE DREAM (Season 1: Episode 10)

SUMMARY:         RUNNING TIME: 50:00 Min.

First broadcast on March 19, 1989, Edward Bennett directed this early episode that Clive Exton adapted from Agatha Christie’s 1937-38 short story.  Poirot is cryptically summoned by reclusive London manufacturing tycoon Benedict Farley as a consultant for a strange recurring dream Farley experiences.  Specifically, this ominous dream compels him to violently commit suicide in his locked office. 

Failing to appease an irritable Farley, Poirot is soon alerted that Farley’s dream was indeed a grim premonition.  Considering others in Farley’s proximity would gladly benefit from his sudden death, Poirot senses that all isn’t what it seems.    

Hercule Poirot: David Suchet

Capt. Arthur Hastings: Hugh Fraser

Chief Inspector James Japp: Philip Jackson

Felicity Lemon: Pauline Moran

Joanna Farley: Joely Richardson

Benedict Farley / Hugo Cornworthy: Alan Howard

Mrs. Farley: Mary Tamm

Dr. Stillingfleet: Paul Lacoux

Herbert Chudley: Martin Wenner

Mr. Tremlett: Christopher Saul

Newsreel Voice: Neville Phillips

Workmen: Fred Bryant & Tommy Wright

Bandmaster: Christopher Gunning

Mayor: Donald Bisset

Fencing Instructor: Arthur Howell

Note: Series composer Christopher Gunning makes a cameo appearance in an appropriate role. 

REVIEW:

Effectively expanding upon Christie’s source material, padding this adaptation of “The Dream” with a youthful romance proves well-played.  Like the original short stories, “The Dream” surpasses “Four and Twenty Blackbirds” (also adapted in this same season), in terms of relying upon the same plot device.  This episode is very watchable!   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                7 Stars

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POIROT: PROBLEM AT SEA (Season 1: Episode 7)

SUMMARY:             RUNNING TIME: 51:00 Min.

First broadcast on February 19, 1989, Renny Rye directed this early episode that Clive Exton adapted from Agatha Christie’s 1936 short story.  On a Mediterranean cruise, Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot and his best friend, Captain Arthur Hastings, are among the passengers uneasily witnessing turbulence in the Clapperton marriage. 

Having gone ashore with two sympathetic female companions, Col. Clapperton later returns to shockingly discover that his wealthy spouse has been murdered inside their locked cabin.  Poirot and Hastings realize that that something beyond a random jewel theft is the true motive precipitating Mrs. Clapperton’s homicide.  

Hercule Poirot: David Suchet

Capt. Arthur Hastings: Hugh Fraser

Col. John Clapperton: John Normington

General Forbes: Roger Hume

Capt. Fowler: Ben Aris

Mrs. Clapperton: Sheila Allen

Ellie Henderson: Ann Firbank

Nelly Morgan: Dorothea Phillips

Emily Morgan: Sheri Shepstone

Kitty Mooney: Melissa Greenwood

Ismene: Louise Jones

Pamela Cregan: Victoria Hasted

Mr. and Mrs. Tolliver: Geoffrey Beevers & Caroline John

Mr. Russell: James Ottaway

Skinner: Colin Higgins

Bates: Jack Chissick

Photographer: Giorgos Kotanidis

Note: For historical purposes, Christie’s plot, intentionally or not, resembles her middling 1933 Parker Pyne short story, “Death on the Nile,” which utilizes a similar premise and locale.  By comparison, Problem at Sea” is a more satisfying mystery.

REVIEW:

High-caliber production values (spot-on acting, terrific location filming, etc.) easily surpass an average mystery that resorts to an eye-rolling gimmick for the ‘big reveal’ sequence.  Still, none of this faithful episode’s storytelling flaws ought to be attributed to this otherwise well-played production.  It simply conveys a decent Poirot tale making the story look better than Christie’s source material actually is.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    6 Stars

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POIROT: TRIANGLE AT RHODES (Season 1: Episode 6)

SUMMARY:                RUNNING TIME: 50:00 Min.

First broadcast on February 19, 1989, Renny Rye directed this early episode that Stephen Wakelam adapted from Agatha Christie’s 1936 short story.  On holiday at the scenic Greek island of Rhodes, Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot reluctantly observes marital troubles flaring up between two vacationing couples: the Chantrys and the Golds. 

Poirot’s stern effort at intervention to avert imminent tragedy fails once the glamorous Mrs. Chantry is fatally poisoned.  With Mrs. Chantry’s rumored lover, Douglas Gold, arrested for her murder, Poirot senses a more sinister outcome has now been set in motion.  

Hercule Poirot: David Suchet

Pamela Lyall: Frances Low

Douglas Gold: Peter Settelen

Marjorie Gold: Angela Down

Commander Chantry: Jon Cartwright

Valentine Chantry: Annie Lambert

Major Barnes: Timothy Kightley

Police Inspector: Al Fiorentini

Skelton: Anthony Benson

Hotel Manager: Patrick Monckton

Young Greek Girl: Georgia Davis

Older Greek Woman: Sofia Olympiou

Cashier: Dimitri Andreas

Policeman: Stephen Gressieux

Ship Purser: Giannis Hatzgiannis

Customs Officer: Tilemanos Emanuel

Note: For historical purposes, “Triangle at Rhodes” predates Christie’s similar Poirot novel, Evil Under the Sun, by five years.

REVIEW:

The Poirot TV series faithfully adapts “Triangle at Rhodes” with welcome precision (i.e. beautiful scenic locations, superb acting, etc.).  Even better is that the script smartly expands upon Christie’s source material in the right places.  For instance, David Suchet’s on-screen chemistry with Frances Low’s Pamela Lyall and Timothy Kightley’s Barnes as his temporary crime-solving partners is well-played. 

Though “Triangle at Rhodes” is a relatively obscure mystery, its TV adaptation certainly merits re-discovery. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:               7½ Stars

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HERCULE POIROT: LORD EDGWARE DIES (1934 Film)

SUMMARY:        RUNNING TIME: 80:00 Min. (Black & White)

Released in 1934, through Radio Studios, this British film (directed by Henry Edwards) is Twickenham Film Studios’ adaptation of Agatha Christie’s same-named suspense novel.  At the behest of a glamorous actress, Belgian private detective Hercule Poirot and his associate, Captain Hastings, attempt to persuade her far-older husband, Lord Edgware, to consent to a divorce in order for her to marry another British aristocrat. 

Shortly thereafter, Edgware’s brazen homicide in his own home leads Poirot and Hastings to suspect that someone is cleverly framing his estranged wife, in spite of her well-established alibi at an opulent dinner party.  The question becomes: who, in fact, murdered the snobbish Edgware?  And why?  Worse yet, an unremorseful culprit is liable to strike more than once.

Hercule Poirot: Austin Trevor

Capt. Hastings: Richard Cooper

Lady Edgware (aka Jane Wilkinson): Jane Carr

Bryan Martin: Leslie Perrins

Inspector Japp: John Turnbull

Geraldine Edgware: Sophie Stewart

Lord Edgware: C.V. France

Duke of Merten: P. Kynaston Reeves

Alice: Phyllis Morris

Other Credited Cast Members: Brenda Harvey; S. Victor Stanley; Hargrave Pawson; Conway Dixon; &

Quenton McPherson

Notes: This movie would be Trevor’s third and final cinematic appearance as Poirot.  The novel’s alternate American title is Thirteen at Dinner (which was utilized for Peter Ustinov’s 1985 TV movie adaptation co-starring Faye Dunaway).

REVIEW:

Admirably, the film’s script adheres close to Christie’s source material.  This same observation extends to a decent supporting cast inhabiting the plot’s various suspects and witnesses.  The actors chosen to convey Poirot’s most well-known associates: Captain Hastings and Scotland Yard’s Inspector Japp are bland, but they hardly impact this film’s quality.    

The insurmountable liability, however, is Austin Trevor’s miscasting as the impeccable Belgian sleuth.  Glaringly missing Poirot’s trademark moustache, the tall and dapper Trevor far closer resembles a generic Sherlock Holmes.   Ironically, the actor portraying Hastings is nearly a visual match (aside from being slimmer) to the literary Poirot. 

Effectively ruining this movie, the most tone-deaf aspect of Trevor’s performance is his phony and virtually non-intelligible accent (something haplessly trying to convey French/Belgian/German).  Suffice to say, his squeaky-sounding effort will quickly grate any viewer’s nerves. 

By comparison, in the Pink Panther film series, Peter Sellers deliberately played up Inspector Clouseau’s garbled French accent for laughs.  Trevor’s snooze-fest as Poirot, unfortunately, does not, which makes for a long seventy-five plus minutes.  One is left wishing Lord Edgware Dies had been a silent movie where dialogue cards would substitute for Trevor’s voice, so this film would be at least watchable.    

It’s a shame, too.  This rudimentary adaptation had potential to be an early pinnacle in Poirot storytelling on film, at least prior to 1974’s Murder on the Orient Express starring Albert Finney.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                  3 Stars

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ZORRO AND THE DRAGON RIDERS

Written by David Bergantino

Cover Art by Julie Bell

SUMMARY:

Tom Doherty Associates, Inc. released this 217-page paperback in 1999.  In the weeks following the Hidalgo el Cazador’s defeat, a rumor floating in Old California is that a missing Zorro must have since died of his wounds.  Rising out of the shadows once more, the legendary man in black, still not fully recuperated, defends a mysterious Cossack in an Los Angeles  pub from the drunken local police.  While eluding possible suspicion from his weary father, aristocrat Don Diego de la Vega is coping as best he can from his slow-healing injuries.   

Meanwhile, the vengeful Hidalgo el Cazador has recruited four sword-wielding Japanese mercenaries for a bounty targeting Zorro.  Facing imminent death from poisoning, Don Diego and his masked alter ego won’t let this challenge go unanswered. 

The question is: can a weakened Zorro thwart a quartet of formidable samurai by utilizing stealthy ninja tactics?  Further, what pivotal wildcard is the Cossack in the final showdown: is he really Zorro’s ally or another secret foe?   

Note: Utilizing the same villain, this title is evidently a sequel to 1998’s Zorro and the Jaguar Warriors by Jerome Preisler.

REVIEW:

David Bergantino’s good writing ensures that Zorro and The Dragon Riders is a slightly above-average, all-ages read.    He makes sufficient time to develop his cast past one-dimensional mid-19th Century caricatures.  For instance: the exasperation of Don Diego’s long-suffering father over why his self-involved heir won’t commit to their family’s responsibilities is certainly plausible; Don Diego & Bernardo’s fascination with adding exotic ninja weaponry to Zorro’s arsenal makes for an intriguing early scene; or, for that matter, later on, Don Diego’s ongoing concern for young Miko (a female samurai) is a nicely-played twist. 

Still, what’s readily obvious is that Zorro and The Dragon Riders belongs in a middle school library.  Bergantino’s young target audience won’t likely be disappointed exploring such an unique Zorro action-adventure.  

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

The first page preview a scene in Chapter 1. There’s also a page-long list of Tor/Forge titles available by mail.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     6 Stars

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FAMOUS WRITERS THAT I HAVE KNOWN

Written by James Magnuson

SUMMARY:

In 2014, W.W. Norton & Company published this 313-page paperback by novelist James Magnuson.  The author is a retired director for the James A. Michener Center for Writers at the University of Texas at Austin.

In December 2002, federal prison convict Frankie Abandonato flashes back five years before to a fateful lottery ticket scam he was running with his long-time cohort, ‘Barry.’  Forced to escape the New York mob on literally the first flight out of town, fifty-something Frankie notices someone resembling him abruptly choosing not to board the same plane.  Upon arriving in Austin, Texas, the swindler soon finds himself the beneficiary of mistaken identity due to that would-be traveler’s choice. 

Conveniently resembling legendary recluse V.S. Mohle – author of the classic coming-of-age novel, Eat Your Wheaties, Frankie initially plays along.  For starters, it lands him a cushy overnight hideout in a private bungalow owned by the University of Texas.  Finding out that Mohle is scheduled to earn $75,000.00 to supervise an elite workshop showcasing collegiate writers at the university’s Fiction Institute, Frankie opts to lay low and quietly earn Mohle’s paychecks. 

Soon enough, Frankie senses a far bigger payday, if he can successfully rip off the workshop’s world-famous founder: elderly novelist Rex Schoeninger.  A quarter-century before, Schoeninger had infamously feuded with Mohle, but it appears that he is now attempting to make peace with his former arch-nemesis before it is too late.  Continuing his impersonation of Mohle for months, Frankie ingratiates himself into Schoeninger’s low-key world.  He even finds they share unexpected parallels re: life’s most lingering regrets.

Yet, the walls are closing in on Frankie.  Despite his best efforts, inevitably, he senses somebody will deduce his brazenly fraudulent scheme, let alone should the real Mohle ever find out.  He also must quickly contend with a rival shakedown chasing Schoeninger’s considerable wealth.  Worse yet, a vengeful mob faction hasn’t forgotten him either, as Frankie finds out that they are even hassling his estranged family back East. 

Ultimately, Frankie must go for broke if he intends to stay one pivotal step ahead of all the other players shooting for the greatest score of his life.  

REVIEW:

Given the inauspicious title and cover image, one is likely thinking it is Magnuson’s low-key memoir reflecting upon his encounters with various literary peers.  Gratefully, that isn’t so, as he brings to life the unscrupulous world of small-time East Coast hustler Frankie Abandonato. 

Through Frankie’s unfiltered voice, Magnuson brilliantly (not to mention, hilariously) satirizes the author’s own real-life academic surroundings.  Told in a streetwise vernacular reminiscent of Jerry Orbach’s snarky TV sleuth ‘Harry McGraw,’ Frankie’s incessant scheming exudes welcome unpredictability pitting him against the unsuspecting marks he is baiting on a proverbial hook.

Making it look easy, Magnuson nails visual details and character traits in perfect depth, in terms of as much down-to-earth reality as possible given this contrived premise.  Readers, accordingly, will feel like they are in the conference room with Frankie fake-teaching his students … or with the impostor out of his urban element on scenic trips exploring some obscure corner of Texas with Schoeninger and his assistant, Ramona. 

Magnuson doesn’t miss a beat building seemingly inconsequential scenes into a likable framework where Frankie’s fraudulent tactics blur with the role he enjoys playing.  Hence, finding out what consequences emerge from the fake Mohle’s influence over others is the kind of fun the climax generates bringing Frankie’s narrative plausibly full circle. 

It could have been hinted that one of Frankie’s Texan friends smells a rat and opts to say nothing, which might have made an intriguing plot twist.  Instead, Magnuson takes this unrepentant swindler on a vivid journey finding a new perspective, even realizing why his own sordid conscience parallels the far older Schoeninger.  What’s better is that the author satisfactorily winds up all the loose sub-plots and still never wears out Frankie’s abrasive welcome.      

It’s no doubt deliberate irony that Famous Writers That I Have Known presents an ideal choice for any English major’s contemporary literature coursework, let alone worthy of a cinematic adaptation.  Suffice to say, Magnuson’s novel is a witty literary gem for adults confirming his title is as deceptively clever as Frankie Abandonato.      

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Included are two-and-a-half pages of complimentary feedback from various critics and Magnuson’s peers.  Magnuson also graciously offers his acknowledgements.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                   9 Stars

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THE MALTESE FALCON

Written by Dashiell Hammett

Cover Art by George Rozen (upper half) & John Drew (lower half)

SUMMARY:

First published in 1929-1930, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard issued this 218-page paperback reprint in 1992.  In San Francisco, cynical private detectives Sam Spade and Miles Archer, despite scanty details, take a well-paid surveillance case for their new client, a ‘Ms. Wonderly.’  Before the night is over, two homicides has Spade under investigation for murder – one of which is their client’s nemesis, Floyd Thursby.  With the police pressing him for answers, Spade also tries untangling himself from an ongoing extramarital affair with his partner’s wife.

Spade soon confirms that ‘Ms. Wonderly’ is just one of many aliases for an enigmatic Brigid O’Shaughnessy, who still desperately seeks his world-weary help.  From the get-go, he realizes that Brigid has mastered the art of evasive answers hidden within her sob stories.  Succumbing to Brigid’s flirtations, Spade finds himself entangled in her deadly tug-of-war over a priceless black metallic statue dubbed ‘The Maltese Falcon.’ 

Among the shadowy threats chasing after ‘The Bird,’ are an effeminate young thug, Joel Cairo, and his ultra-smug boss, the corpulent Caspar Gutman.  As savvy as Spade is, he is now in the crosshairs of three equally dangerous grifters, who will stop at nothing from letting this elusive treasure slip from their grasp.    

REVIEW:

As much as Humphrey Bogart visually defines Spade, one might even imagine an Americanized Sean Connery in his James Bond prime the roguish way Dashiell Hammett describes Spade.  Like its 1941 cinematic adaptation, much of Hammett’s source material is indoor talk, whether it be Spade’s office, Gutman’s residence, Cairo’s place, or Brigid’s rental.  For what little action takes place, Hammett compensates with crackling dialogue that practically invented the genre.

Ironically, that’s the problem entrenching one’s self in Spade’s world of intrigue and insatiable greed.  The Maltese Falcon is fun to read mostly when catching why it has been so often imitated or, in other instances, parodied.  Hence, what were provocative characterizations at the time of initial publication have long since faded into gumshoe caricatures where savvy readers sense what is coming. 

More specifically, Hammett risks creating too few likable characters to sympathize with.  As much as Spade’s snarky mercenary personality one might relate to, should readers even care about his ultimate fate?  The answer would be ‘yes,’ if only because his supporting cast (aside from Spade’s loyal secretary) proves even more self-important and ruthless than he is.  That’s where Hammett’s plot twists become ingenious, as far as plausibly juggling who, in the end, successfully outwits their competition for the prized Falcon.     

For mystery buffs exploring Bogart’s most famous alter ego, then The Maltese Falcon still exudes its hard-boiled charms.  Other contemporary readers, however, may find treasure-hunting with Sam Spade something of a bore.

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

The first page is a brief bio on Hammett, with the final page offering premises for some of Hammett’s other crime fiction.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                         6 Stars

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SIMPLY THE BEST MYSTERIES

Edited by Janet Hutchings.

Written by (See Below).

Cover Art by Ken Joudrey; Earl Keleney; Fred Husten; & Roy Colmer.

SUMMARY:

Published in 1998 by Carroll & Graff Publishers, Inc., this 352-page hardcover reprints sixteen Edgar-winning short stories,  along with six additional Edgar front-runners/nominees, all from Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine.  The chosen tales are:

  1. “The House Party” by Stanley Ellin (1954).  A suspicious fall sets up a self-involved party host for a dark epiphany.
  2. “Dream No More” by Philip McDonald (1955).  A congenial college professor ingratiates himself with a favorite student and his doting mother at their posh California coastal home.
  3. “The Blessington Method” by Stanley Ellin (1956).  Resolving the ethical dilemma of an unwanted, live-in father-in-law perplexes a middled-aged businessman.
  4. * “And Already Lost” by Charlotte Armstrong (1957). A high school assistant principal finds herself tormented by four notorious  students.
  5. “The Affair at Lahore Cantonment” by Avram Davidson (1961).  In a rural, post-war pub, a writer overhears a tragic British Army love story that occurred in India decades before.  The tale includes Rudyard Kipling’s poem, “Danny Deever.”
  6. * “The Terrapin” by Patricia Highsmith (1962).  Tormented by his overbearing mother, a young boy’s relentless humiliation reaches its breaking point.
  7. “H as in Homicide” by Lawrence Treat (1964).  Reminiscent of film noir, a small-town homicide cop probes a missing-person case involving two female strangers traveling cross-country together.
  8. “Goodbye, Pops” by Joe Gores (1969).  A hardened convict escapes prison to return home and visit his terminally-ill father.
  9. “The Purple Shroud” by Joyce Harrington (1972).  At a summer-long art camp, a middle-aged wife painstakingly seeks revenge for her husband’s serial adultery.
  10. “The Fallen Curtain” by Ruth Rendell (1974).  A British college student’s mysterious childhood abduction comes full circle.
  11. “Like a Terrible Scream” by Etta Revesz (1976).  A handicapped Latino boy reflects on the shocking crime that has gotten him incarcerated.   
  12. “Chance After Chance” by Thomas Walsh (1977).  In Massachusetts, an alcoholic ex-priest’s path to redemption may be a deadly ruse.
  13. “The Cloud Beneath the Eaves” by Barbara Owens (1978).  Attempting a normal life, a woman’s private journal entries relate a descent (or possibly a return) into madness.
  14. * “This is Death” by Donald E. Westlake (1978).  A man’s ghost grimly recounts the events leading up to his own suicide.
  15. “Horn Man” by Clark Howard (1980).  After wrongfully serving decades in prison for homicide, an ex-musician returns to New Orleans for payback against his accuser.
  16. “The Absence of Emily” by Jack Ritchie (1981).  After a wife’s peculiar disappearance, her cousin suspects the nonchalant husband.
  17. “The New Girl Friend” by Ruth Rendell (1983).  A kinky extramarital affair impacting two British married couples takes an even more bizarre twist. 
  18. * “The Anderson Boy” by Joseph Hansen (1983).  Almost twenty years later, a troubled husband’s teenage discretion comes back as a haunting vendetta.
  19. “Elvis Lives” by Lynne Barrett (1990).  A forty-ish Elvis impersonator has second thoughts about finally reaching the big time.
  20. * “Candles in the Rain” by Doug Allyn (1992).  Just prior to the public transfer of an ex-U.S. military base to Michigan’s Ojibwa Council, a protester’s fiery death raises suspicions.
  21. * “When Your Breath Freezes” by Kathleen Dougherty (1995). Multiple deaths at an Alaskan convent convince a nun that all isn’t what it seems.
  22. “The Judge’s Boy” by Jean B. Cooper (1995).  In the humid Deep South, a down-on-his-luck lawyer is recruited by a decrepit judge to recover his stolen fortune.

Notes: The asterisk indicates which tales didn’t win an Edgar.  The generic cover artwork doesn’t reflect any particular story.    

REVIEW:

Even the oldest of these macabre tales hardly seem musty – i.e. “The House Party” and “The Affair at Lahore Cantonment” would be considered well-played in any generation.  Of the more recent stories, “Candles in the Rain” is an excellent read.

Hence, mystery fans favoring short story anthologies (like the Malice Domestic series) can appreciate how timeless this obscure assortment is.  Though some tales infer perhaps one too many clever hints, a savvy reader’s enthusiasm won’t be dampened much.    

The flip side is that this anthology’s grim contents aren’t necessarily superior entertainment to others in the genre simply because of the Edgar Award’s prominence.  Frankly, this book’s most well-constructed crime fiction isn’t guaranteed to leave a lasting impression, neither good nor bad.  Simply the Best Mysteries risks overstating its appeal with such a presumptuous title, but, aside from “The Terrapin,” and “The New Girl Friend,”  it’s still a welcome find at a garage sale.  More so, this anthology delivers effective samplers to consider exploring other works by many of these authors.   

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Janet Hutchings’ three-page introduction explains the Edgar Allan Poe Awards, as well as how these particular stories were selected from Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:              6 Stars

Note: A similar anthology worth exploring is editor Tony Hillerman’s The Mysterious West.  Thematically, “The Purple Shroud,” and “Candles in the Rain,” would best fit Hillerman’s moody 1994 anthology.

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JAMES BOND: DIE ANOTHER DAY

Written by Raymond Benson

Based Upon Neal Purvis & Robert Wade’s Screenplay

SUMMARY:

In 2002, Berkley Boulevard Books released this 216-page paperback adapting Pierce Brosnan’s fourth and final cinematic appearance as James Bond. 

In present-day North Korea, Agent 007’s undercover assignment goes spectacularly awry, despite eliminating a volatile, would-be terrorist: Colonel Moon.  Taken prisoner by Moon’s vengeful father and tortured by North Korean forces over fourteen months, Bond’s release is secured in a dubious swap involving Moon’s associate: Zao, a devious henchman possessing diamond-encrusted skin. 

Believing he is now irreparably compromised, M doesn’t hesitate in deactivating Bond, who suspects an insider’s betrayal during that fateful mission. Slipping away from MI6 custody, the recuperating Bond probes the nebulous truth behind his ordeal, which takes him to Hong Kong and then Cuba.  While in the Caribbean, Bond meets the alluring yet enigmatic ‘Jinx,’ who has her own plan in mind.   

Back in London, a reinstated Bond and a fellow agent, Miranda Frost, are assigned to investigate the cryptic diamond magnate, Gustav Graves, at a high-profile reception he is hosting in Iceland.  Teaming with Jinx & Miranda, Agent 007 is unaware that there’s a traitor lurking in their midst.  Facing off against the psychotic Graves and Zao, Bond discovers that his team’s present objective is ominously linked to his prior captivity in North Korea.     

REVIEW:

Given Neal Purvis & Robert Wade’s preposterous script, veteran Bond scribe Raymond Benson’s novelization isn’t half-bad.  Glamorizing North Korea’s real-world notoriety, the first two chapters (on screen, it’s the pre-credits teaser) seem promising enough. 

The dilemma moving forward, however, is that Benson is stuck replicating the film’s increasingly silly plot twists without his novel devolving into a glorified synopsis.  Hence, the lack of any semblance of flesh-and-blood characterization in Die Another Day isn’t surprising.  Bond, Jinx, M,  Moneypenny, the new Q, and the assortment of guest characters are packaged as nothing more than genre caricatures.  Benson’s novel, in that regard, is often like reading literary cardboard.            

Still, as long as one rolls with Die Another Day’s can-you-top-this? antics (which somehow work better on paper than on film), Benson delivers a generally smooth read.  Even his reliable predecessor, John Gardner, likely couldn’t have done better with this same source material.  While Benson’s tie-in adaptation is meant for die-hard fans, one can take solace in not being subjected to Madonna’s hot mess of a title song.     

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

In addition to a table-of-contents, there’s an ad for the movie.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                 5½ Stars

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Books & Novels Movies & Television (Books) STAR TREK-Related

STAR TREK MOVIE MEMORIES

Written by William Shatner & Chris Kreski

SUMMARY:

Released by HarperCollins Publishers in 1994, this 358-page hardcover is William Shatner & Chris Kreski’s follow-up to their popular 1993 memoir: Star Trek Memories, which revisited the original TV series. 

Utilizing the same narrative-by-committee format as before, Star Trek Movie Memories incorporates perspectives from: producers Harve Bennett, Rick Berman, & Ralph Winter; actors David Gautreaux, Ricardo Montalban, Malcolm McDowell, & Patrick Stewart; Gene Roddenberry’s former assistant, Richard Arnold; screenwriters Harold Livingston & Ron Moore; and directors Robert Wise & Nicholas Meyer. 

Among Shatner’s long-time co-stars, Leonard Nimoy and George Takei are significant contributors.   Included only briefly in the text are: Nichelle Nichols; Walter Koenig; Michael Dorn; James Doohan; Persis Khambatta; Christopher Lloyd; Kim Cattrall; and DeForest Kelley.

Shatner first recalls his July 1968 meet-and-greet with NASA personnel a year before Apollo 11’s historic launch.  A few days later, Star Trek would commence production on its third and final season, which Shatner ruefully notes is soon doomed to failure.  Recovering from Trek’s cancellation (both personally and professionally), the ex-Captain Kirk describes the franchise’s subsequent rebirth. 

He covers the full gamut: Roddenberry’s controversial God Thing script; the dawn of the convention circuit, the animated TV program, and Trek’s misfired relaunches as either a low-budget feature film or a sequel TV series (Star Trek: Phase II). 

Supplemented by his colleagues’ observations, Shatner recalls each of the original cast’s six Trek films, including their collective satisfaction re: The Wrath of Khan.  He also discusses his recruitment for 1994’s Star Trek: Generations, which includes the deleted orbital skydiving sequence.  In detail, Shatner reveals, from Nevada’s scorching Valley of Fire, the filming of Kirk’s original death scene.  The book’s last-minute final page reveals that he is being unexpectedly recalled to Generations’ Valley of Fire set for additional filming.

Notes: As with Star Trek Memories, this book is available in hardcover and paperback formats.  Movie Memories’ paperback edition sports a different introduction discussing Star Trek Generations’ reshoot of the Picard & Kirk vs. Soran sequence (as well as mentioning Shatner’s second divorce).

REVIEW:

Shatner & Kreski’s likable style ensures that Trekkers again consume an insider’s account that is consistently both entertaining and intriguing.  For instance, producer/screenwriter Harold Livingston’s take on his ugly feud with Gene Roddenberry, during the prolonged production of The Motion Picture, seems plausible.  Comments from Leonard Nimoy (effectively Trek’s reliable statesman) and Nicholas Meyer coping with Paramount’s studio politics amidst creating Treks II, III, IV, and VI are also illuminating, as such obstructionism becomes a recurring pattern. 

One should also give some credit where it’s due: Shatner concedes that Star Trek V was a failure, as he explains how it wasn’t necessarily all his fault, given the circumstances. It’s fairly acknowledged why Bennett, Nimoy, Kelley, Roddenberry, and screenwriter David Loughery all had misgivings re: The Final Frontier‘s dubious script. Unsurprisingly, Shatner doesn’t accept that the biblical-like epic he had first envisioned was his own bizarre Captain Kirk ego trip that Paramount gradually deep-sixed. Suffice to say, the heavily-diluted dreck Final Frontier became almost looks good by comparison to what first-time director Shatner’s initial story synopsis sought to do.

Shatner, at least, keeps his other self-serving claims to a minimum — i.e., an eye-roller about how, at a post-Star Trek IV premiere party, he amusingly pressures Paramount’s studio chief, Frank Mancuso, into letting him direct Star Trek V, or how he ‘improves’ Kirk’s weakly-devised murder on the Generations set just prior to its original filming. 

The former, of course, stems from the long-standing Shatner/Nimoy ‘favored nations’ contractual requirement where they received equal everything, so Paramount already knew long before of Shatner’s directorial ambitions.  As for the Generations death scene, the fact that test audiences despised the concept of Kirk being mortally wounded (by a cowardly phaser blast) enough to force a subsequent reshoot speaks for itself. 

Still, the bulk of what Movie Memories states happened appears accurate, as corroborated by others, which stands consistent with Shatner’s mission statement in the acknowledgments section.  No matter the extent Kreski actually penned Movie Memories, what Shatner has devised is a refreshing treat for any Trek fan.  The only caveat is that its smattering of profanities should preclude middle schoolers as a potential audience.       

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

The acknowledgments section spells out Shatner’s mindset researching this project.  Aside from black-and-white photos, there is an eight-page color photo spread between pages 150 and 151.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                           8 Stars