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RON SIMMONS VS. WCW WORLD CHAMPION BIG VAN VADER, WITH HARLEY RACE (WCW Main Event: Taped 8-2-92)

SUMMARY:                       RUNNING TIME: 12:19 Min.

Recorded for the WCW Main Event TV series, this WCW World Championship bout occurred on August 2, 1992, in Baltimore, MD.  With a previously-scheduled Sting now ‘injured,’ a random lottery of eight contenders’ names sets up Ron Simmons getting a historic World title showdown vs. champion Big Van Vader. Vader’s ringside advisor is the legendary multi-time NWA World Champion Harley Race. 

Included are post-match cameos by Barry Windham; Brian Pillman; Tom Zenk; Van Hammer; and Dustin Rhodes. The unseen commentator is Jim Ross. 

Note: Coincidentally, in the summers of 1990 and 1991, Sting and then Lex Luger scored their own first WCW World Title victories in this same city.

REVIEW:

Given it’s a pivotal first in pro wrestling’s mainstream history, this slugfest exudes 34-year old Ron Simmons at his best.  The brawny, hard-working Simmons looks superb in the ring with the monster-sized Vader, whose own strength and mobility are plausibly daunting. 

With all of the raw power involved, it’s no surprise that the bout itself is relatively short.  Still, with Simmons absorbing several of Vader’s best shots and vice-versa, the outcome is electrifying.  Suffice to say, fans won’t be left disappointed.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                           8 Stars

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“MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE, WITH “SENSATIONAL” SHERRI VS. USWA UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPION JERRY “THE KING” LAWLER {Steel Cage Match} (USWA/WWF television: Taped 1993)

SUMMARY:                            RUNNING TIME: 14:57 Min.

This title bout was taped in Memphis, TN, amidst the WWF/WWE and USWA’s 1993 talent swap.  Specifically, ex-WWF World Champion “Macho Man” Randy Savage returns to his old stomping grounds (pardon the expression) to challenge his long-time adversary, Jerry “The King” Lawler, for his USWA Unified World Title. 

Their title showdown occurs inside a steel cage resembling multiple chain-link fences strung together.  With Lawler as the perpetual hometown favorite, the match’s wildcard is “Sensational” Sherri, who was Savage’s nefarious valet a few years earlier. The match’s USWA commentator isn’t identified. 

Notes: Back in 1985, Savage’s departure for the WWF/WWE in 1985 was written off on-screen as a result of a ‘loser-leaves-town’ match against Lawler for the AWA Southern Championship.  Suggesting an apparent discrepancy in the video’s length, the ring announcer repeatedly claims the match’s official length as 15:48.

REVIEW:

Surprisingly, the visual quality (let alone the various camera angles) are terrific.  Some other observations stand out, as Savage & Lawler resume their heated mid-80’s rivalry, without missing a single familiar beat. 

One: the muted crowd reaction (inside what appears to be a converted armory/fairgrounds) predictably tilts towards Lawler.  Yet, neither guy sparks much appreciation from a relatively sparse crowd.  Two: Between the ancient-looking cage, rubbery ring ropes resembling garden hoses, and Lawler’s hideous 70’s-style garb, it’s hard to believe that this bout occurs in the 1990’s!  Aside from the combatants’ forty-something age, the only other clue re: the match’s time period is one of Savage’s typically gaudy, two-piece outfits he liked wearing in the early ‘90s.

Three: Aside from excluding one of Savage’s famous flying elbow-drops, the bout likens to a lukewarm greatest-hits festival between these guys.  Exuding star power, Savage is reliably spry and conniving, but Lawler is mostly lethargic until the match’s closing minutes.  Relying on a cop-out finish in a cage match is disappointing, especially as it spells out how easy a cheapo USWA cage can be breached by supposed outside inference.  

Last and most dubiously, Four: Sherri’s standard-issue double-teaming is sullied by Lawler stripping off her leggings down to her panties … amidst Sherri fleeing a semi-bloodied Lawler’s wrath.  Not only does this misogynistic plot twist repeat Sherri’s sleazy exploitation during the WWF’s Savage-Ultimate Warrior cage matches in early 1991, it’s utterly poor taste resorting to this shock value tactic again. 

Disappointingly, despite an intriguing rehash of Savage and Lawler’s old-school chemistry, this title bout doesn’t add anything remotely new to the table.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                  3½ Stars

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“MR. WONDERFUL” PAUL ORNDORFF VS. “RAVISHING” RICK RUDE (WWF television: Taped 12-10-87)

SUMMARY:                         RUNNING TIME: 11:33 Min.

Recorded on December 10, 1987, this WWF grudge match occurred at the Sam Houston Coliseum, in Houston, TX.  The  backstory is that Paul Orndorff had recently spent several months recuperating from a real-life arm injury.  In the meantime, WWF newcomer Rick Rude had usurped Orndorff’s slot in the nefarious Heenan Family stable. 

Turning babyface, Orndorff’s vendetta against Rude included facing off on opposing teams in the inaugural Survivor Series’ main event.  A few weeks later, this match has a resentful Orndorff still seeking fitting payback. 

The commentary trio consists of: Bruce Prichard (the future ‘Brother Love’); ring announcer Michelle “Mike” McGuirk; and pro-heel Pete “Duke of Dorchester” Doherty. 

Note: In early January 1988, Orndorff quit the WWF, due to the lingering arm injury.  He wouldn’t resurface in mainstream pro wrestling until joining WCW come mid-1990.

REVIEW:

No matter how routine it is, this house show bout reminds viewers how athletic and versatile Orndorff was.  Along with Randy Savage, “Mr. Wonderful” merited among the most physically-gifted, smaller adversaries Hulk Hogan ever faced for his WWF World Title.  Working with a ultra-slick Rick Rude, the pugnacious Orndorff is still in vintage form.  Though this match’s finish isn’t surprising, Rude & Orndorff’s feud give fans a worthwhile brawl.

The same, however, doesn’t apply to the commentators.  An articulate Prichard is on a par with fellow mid-level WWF announcers like Craig DeGeorge and Sean Mooney.  Parroting Prichard in sound bites, McGuirk is likable enough, but her less-than-insightful commentary is amateurish.

As for a cringe-worthy Doherty, his nasally sarcasm will grate nerves somewhere between Gilbert Gottfried and actor William Hickey’s ‘Uncle Lewis’ from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.  Despite Prichard’s decent efforts, the distracting commentary does an otherwise solid Orndorff & Rude showdown no favors.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       6 Stars

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BOOKER T. VS. “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE, WITH ELIZABETH (WCW Monday Nitro: Taped December 15, 1997)

SUMMARY:                                RUNNING TIME: 9:42 Min.

Recorded for a WCW Monday Nitro in Charlotte, NC, the bout occurs on December 15, 1997.  Representing the New World Order (NWO) is “Macho Man” Randy Savage and his manager/ex-wife, Elizabeth.  The opposition is Harlem Heat’s Booker T. The Nitro announcing team consists of: Tony Schiavone, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, & “Iron” Mike Tenay. 

Notes: The match’s length includes Savage & Elizabeth’s entrance.   

REVIEW:

To some degree, this bout serves up slightly above-average TV-caliber wrestling, with its most welcome element being a conclusive finish in lieu of the usual NWO interference garbage.  Yet, what’s even better is seeing Booker T (in his youthful prime) and a 45-year old “Macho Man” trade off several of their signature moves.  The wildcard, of course, is Elizabeth playing Savage’s deceptively meek valet in a corrupted take on her glamorous WWF persona. 

To Savage’s credit, much like in his lengthy feud against Diamond Dallas Page that same year, he doesn’t hesitate selling a solo Booker T as a future main event star.  Booker, for his part, lives up to this prime-time opportunity. For fans of Booker T and a still-spry Randy Savage, this match shouldn’t disappoint anyone.      

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                         6½ Stars

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GHOSTBUSTERS (by Ray Parker Jr.: 1984 music video)

SUMMARY:                                     RUNNING TIME: 4:05 Min.

Released in 1984, Ray Parker Jr.’s MTV music video proved hugely influential in selling Ghostbusters to younger fans.  In addition to Parker Jr. working tongue-in-cheek with unidentified actors performing the song, the music video incorporate movie clips and a collection of celebrity cameos lip-synching back-up vocals.

The celebrities consist of: Irene Cara; John Candy; Melissa Gilbert; Chevy Chase; Teri Garr; Peter Falk; Jeffrey Tambor; George Wendt; Al Franken; Carly Simon; Rick James; and Danny DeVito.  More so, in a rare instance back then of movie actors appearing in music videos, the Ghostbusters themselves (Bill Murray, Ernie Hudson, Harold Ramis, & Dan Aykroyd) finish strutting the song’s last moments with Parker Jr.

REVIEW:

Effectively advertising Ghostbusters, Parker Jr.’s energetic music video is something of a mid-80’s pop culture pioneer.  Recruiting plenty of star power (a rarity back then), the song’s chorus will be left stuck in the brains of viewers afterwards. 

The only caveat for kids is that, upon being ‘woken up’ from bed, an unnamed actress in a skimpy nightie runs around with Parker for part of the video.  Considering that child actors are employed earlier in the video, this contrast between potential audiences is a bit awkward.  Still, for what this cheesy video altogether acccomplishes, it’s well-played.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                   7½ Stars

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WWF WORLD CHAMPION HULK HOGAN, “ROWDY” RODDY PIPER, & BILLY JACK HAYNES VS. HERCULES, “MR. WONDERFUL” PAUL ORNDORFF, & “ADORABLE” ADRIAN ADONIS (WITH BOBBY HEENAN & JIMMY HART) {Six-Man Tag Elimination} (WWF television: Taped Early 1987)

SUMMARY:                          RUNNING TIME: 28:08 Min.

Taped for Boston Garden’s in-house NESN Network, this early (possibly February or March) 1987 six-man elimination tag match is an obscure prelude to March 1987’s iconic WrestleMania III.  Gorilla Monsoon first interviews “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, who reiterates this six-man tag will be his last bout at the Boston Garden before his imminent retirement. 

On one side is Piper’s arch-nemesis, “Adorable” Adrian Adonis (with Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart); along with The Heenan Family’s Hercules and “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff (with Bobby “The Brain” Heenan).  Opposing them are Hercules’ current adversary, Billy Jack Haynes; the legendary “Rowdy” Roddy Piper; and WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan. 

Monsoon is the sole commentator. 

Note: Of these six combatants, only Orndorff doesn’t subsequently appear at WrestleMania III.  Monsoon even implies that “Mr. Wonderful” is scheduled for a WrestleMania III match; yet, whoever his opponent was supposed to be is unknown.  One rumor is that Orndorff was held in reserve to substitute for a frail André the Giant, if necessary, as Hogan’s WWF World Title challenger.

REVIEW:

It’s no wonder that dynamite six-man elimination showdowns like this one inspired the inaugural Survivor Series later that year.  After sufficient action, the WWF could have reasonably opted for a six-man count-out finish; still, give Vince McMahon’s company credit for letting this brawl play out to the end. 

Nicely hyping two WrestleMania III grudge matches (Piper vs. Adonis in a ‘haircut’ showdown signifying Piper’s supposed retirement); and Haynes vs. Hercules), plus a perpetual World Title rivalry in Hogan vs. Orndorff, the showdown focuses on this six-pack of combatants. 

The low-key presence of Heenan & Hart is an added bonus, as their usual ringside shenanigans aren’t needed to boost this match’s considerable star power.  Even Monsoon deserves the necessary goods, as he is remarkably articulate on the mike without Jesse Ventura, Heenan, or McMahon to help sell the action to fans.   

Though the eventual finish is standard-issue, Hogan deserves credit for pushing Piper to absorb the audience’s mass applause.  It’s a welcome alternative to the Hulkster’s usual insistence on ‘sharing’ the credit.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     8 Stars

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BARRY WINDHAM VS. NWA WORLD CHAMPION “NATURE BOY” RIC FLAIR (2nd Annual Crockett Cup: Taped April 11, 1987)

SUMMARY:                          RUNNING TIME: 28:48 Min.

On April 11, 1987, in Baltimore, MD, on the 2nd Annual Crockett Cup’s closing night, perennial contender Barry Windham challenged “Nature Boy” Ric Flair for his NWA World Heavyweight Championship.  Without either manager J.J. Dillon or his fellow Four Horsemen, Flair would face Windham alone continuing their long-running title series.

REVIEW:

For that time, there’s only a handful of American stars that could equal a wily Flair in his prime, in terms of pure ring substance.  One could visualize DiBiase, Hennig, Steamboat, Savage, and Bret Hart, but 1987’s remarkably agile (and no-nonsense) Barry Windham likely merits ranking No. 1 on such a short list. 

Long underrated, Windham & Flair’s reliable title series was the NWA blue-collar answer to the WWF’s high-profile Savage vs. Steamboat (for the Intercontinental Title) feud, as far as dazzling its fanbase.  This seemingly routine bout — at least, by this duo’s extraordinary standards — is no exception, given how Windham’s lanky athleticism alone pulls off some impressive feats, i.e. a top-rope dropkick.    

Even if it dubiously looks like a ‘Battle of the Peroxide Blondes,’ this Windham-Flair showdown epitomizes gritty, no-frills NWA entertainment. During this era, Flair and Windham likely concocted innumerable title matches surpassing this one, but their Crockett Cup encounter is still a gem for any fan.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                          9 Stars

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THE SUPER POWERS (NWA U.S. CHAMPION DUSTY RHODES & NWA WORLD TV CHAMPION NIKITA KOLOFF) VS. NWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TULLY BLANCHARD & ARN ANDERSON (NWA World Wide Wrestling: Taped December 1987 or January 1988)

SUMMARY:                                  RUNNING TIME: 13:08 Min.

Taped in either December 1987 or January 1988, this non-title TV main event appeared on NWA World Wide Wrestling at an undisclosed arena.  On one side are NWA World Tag Team Champions Tully Blanchard & Arn Anderson representing the nefarious Four Horsemen; notably, J.J. Dillon isn’t present for this bout.  Opposing them are the new NWA U.S. Champion: “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes, and the NWA World TV champ: “The Russian Nightmare” Nikita Koloff, again appearing as ‘The Super Powers.’ 

Tony Schiavone & David Crockett are the match’s commentators.  NWA World Champion “Nature Boy” Ric Flair and vengeful ex-U.S. Champion Lex Luger appear in late cameos. 

REVIEW:

Though there’s a predictable cop-out finish, the reliable fireworks pitting these teams against one another is still terrific NWA television.  The late plot twist re: Flair and Luger is an added bonus.  Nicely played!     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       7 Stars

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“MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE, WITH ANGELO POFFO VS. “RAVISHING” RICK RUDE, WITH JIMMY HART (CWA television: Taped 1984)

SUMMARY:                           RUNNING TIME: 9:39 Min.

Taped in Memphis, TN, the approximate date of this CWA grudge match is sometime in 1984.  With his supportive father, Angelo Poffo, at ringside, “Macho Man” Randy Savage is the flamboyant babyface going up against his ultra-arrogant nemesis, “Ravishing” Rick Rude.  Rude is managed by Savage’s ex-crony, Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart. A potential wildcard is “King Kong” Bundy, as he is Rude & Hart’s over-sized enforcer.

Lance Russell & Randy Hales are the ringside commentators.

REVIEW:

Watching Savage briefly pursue a galloping Hart away from ringside is likely this brawl’s top highlight.  Still, Savage and Rude’s can’t-miss chemistry is such a treat that it’s disappointing this match doesn’t go fifteen minutes or more.  More so, the late-80’s WWF missed a golden opportunity not booking this match-up in a high-stakes feud for a fiery Savage’s WWF World Title, when both were both in their absolute primes. 

Fans will get a fun showdown (and a decent finish) here, but it certainly leaves one wanting more.       

Note: Newspaper documentation exists advertising Rick Rude challenging Savage at least once for his WWF Championship (in this instance, shortly after the 1988 Survivor Series).

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    6½ Stars

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THE HORSEMEN (RIC FLAIR, ARN ANDERSON, & PAUL ROMA) VS. NWA WORLD CHAMPION BARRY WINDHAM & WCW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – THE HOLLYWOOD BLONDES (“STUNNING” STEVE AUSTIN & BRIAN PILLMAN) (WCW Saturday Night: Taped July 1993)

SUMMARY:                                 RUNNING TIME: 21:33 Min.

Taped in early July 1993, this WCW Saturday Night TV main event evidently occurs in an unidentified Central Louisiana arena.  On one side is NWA World Champion Barry Windham, who tags up with the obnoxious WCW World Tag Team Champions “Stunning” Steve Austin & Brian Pillman – ‘The Hollywood Blondes.’  Comprising ‘The Horsemen,’ their opposition is multi-time NWA/WCW/WWF World Champion “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, and their new recruit: Paul Roma. 

Supposedly occurring two weeks prior to the next Pay-Per-View, this grudge bout is a warm-up for two pivotal Beach Blast ’93 title matches: a resentful Windham vs. his ex-mentor/partner Flair; and The Blondes vs. Anderson & Roma.  Tony Schiavone & Jesse “The Body” Ventura are the match’s commentators.

REVIEW:

Despite Roma and Pillman not contributing much, the other four combatants are absolutely on their game.  On-and-off rivals Flair & Windham and ex-Dangerous Alliance members Anderson & Austin salvage a clichéd finish with exceptional chemistry.  It’s hard to imagine The Horsemen as babyfaces, but viewing the bout as heels vs. heels makes this six-man tag match an unexpected treat.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     7½ Stars

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