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THE PERFECT STORM (2000)

SUMMARY:           RUNNING TIME: 2 Hrs., 10 Min.

Released by Warner Bros. in 2000, director Wolfgang Petersen’s film adapts Sebastian Junger’s same-named 1997 novel.  Both Junger’s ‘creative non-fiction’ novel and its cinematic version, to varying degrees, present speculative accounts as to the disappearance of the Andrea Gail, a Massachusetts swordfishing boat, in late October 1991, amidst Hurricane Grace.  

In October 1991, Bob Brown’s (Ironside) rival fishing boats, Hannah Boden and Andrea Gail, return from their long-line swordfish expeditions to port at Gloucester, Massachusetts, at the close of the season.  While Boden’s captain, Linda Greenlaw (Mastrantonio), suffers a crew fatality, Brown is still pleased with her ship’s impressive haul.  Brown, however, chastises the Gail’s captain, Billy Tyne (Clooney), for his own insufficient catch, accusing an indignant Tyne of losing his once-reliable touch.  Tyne’s weary crew (Wahlberg; Reilly, Payne; & Hawkes), meanwhile, reunite with their loved ones for the next few days.  

Motivated to prove himself, Tyne risks a year-end expedition for a likely lucrative haul without intrusive competition.  Recruiting moody “Sully” Sullivan (Fichtner) as a crew replacement, Tyne convinces the other four mates to rejoin him – as they all are seeking an improved payday.  Bobby’s (Wahlberg) girlfriend, Chris Cotter (Lane), implores him not to go, given her bad omen about this last-minute change of plans.  Bobby, nonetheless, volunteers thinking the potential catch will allow them a sufficient financial cushion together.  Similarly, a divorced and lonely Murph (Reilly) seeks distraction upon recognizing his adoring young son (Tank) will likely have a stepfather sooner than later.        

Apart from Murph and Sully’s ongoing friction, the Gail’s usual voyage to the Grand Banks of Newfoundland proves uneventful, especially with a disappointingly scarce catch.  Opting to push further along the Gulf Stream to The Flemish Cap, Tyne is initially unaware that two storm fronts have converged with the subtropical Category 2 Hurricane Grace rapidly moving up the U.S. Eastern Seaboard.  A Massachusetts TV meteorologist (McDonald) realizes in horror what catastrophic weather conditions will imminently commence between Canada and New England.  

Finding a treasure trove of swordfish (and one shark attack), the Gail crew’s joy ends with a malfunctioning ice system.  Risking a hasty dash back towards Gloucester’s port to save their catch for market sales, the Gail is caught up in the storm.  Greenlaw desperately tries warning a distracted Tyne of his vessel’s predicament. The Gail soon loses its radio antenna – and with it, all communications.  Ongoing damage to the ship leaves a constantly drenched Tyne and Bobby trying to keep the overwhelmed Gail from capsizing.   

Elsewhere, an isolated three-person crew (Gunton; Allen; & Jones) aboard a sailboat bound for Bermuda are among the storm’s prisoners necessitating rescue.  Upon saving the sailboat’s crew, an Air National Guard helicopter is subsequently lost at sea next searching for the Gail.  A U.S. Coast Guard rescue vessel is the surviving flight crew’s sole hope to escape the raging Atlantic Ocean.  At Gloucester, the Gail’s family members anxiously await news at a dockside pub, as the ship’s location is now unknown.      

Tyne’s heroic steering buys his crew further time.  Yet, the oceanic onslaught shifts in the same direction as their improvised retreat.  SPOILER ALERT: As the ship floods, the Gail’s crewmembers ominously sense there is no further chance for escape. The poignant epilogue includes Greenlaw offering solemnly heartfelt words at the crew’s joint memorial service.  Greenlaw later contemplates friendly rival Tyne’s insights from an earlier scene, as she departs on her next expedition.

                                      Primary Cast:

Capt. Frank William “Billy” Tyne, Jr.: George Clooney

Robert “Bobby” Shatford: Mark Wahlberg

Christina “Chris” Cotter: Diane Lane

Dale “Murphy” Murphy: John C. Reilly

David “Sully” Sullivan: William Fichtner

Capt. Linda Greenlaw: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

Michael “Bugsy” Moran: John Hawkes

Alfred Pierre: Allen Payne

Bob Brown: Michael Ironside

Ethel Shadford: Janet Wright

Quentin: Sandy Ward

Melissa Brown: Karen Allen

Edie Bailey: Cherry Jones

Alexander McAlly II: Bob Gunton

Todd Gross: Christopher McDonald

Douglas “Dougie” Kosco: Joseph D. Reitman

Air National Guard flight crew: Todd Kimsey; Josh Hopkins; Dash Mihok; Chris Palermo; & Wiley M. Pickett

Irene: Rusty Schwimmer

Irene’s children: Katelyn C. Brown & Miles Schneider

Debra – Murph’s ex-wife: Merle Kennedy

Dale Murphy, Jr.: Hayden Tank

Alfred’s girlfriend: Jennifer Sommerfeld

U.S. Coast Guard Commander Brudnicki: Steve Barr.

REVIEW:

Without reading other reviews, I expected The Perfect Storm to be a relatively high-caliber effort – given this particular cast and Wolfgang Petersen’s directorial reputation.  Unfortunately, as others soon discovered upon the film’s initial release, its ‘based on a true story’ plot pushed disappointing and predictable superficiality from the get-go. 

Too little too late in the gripping Titanic-like climax/epilogue can’t overcome Petersen’s excessive cliché-fest, i.e. a maudlin first twenty-plus minutes depicted on shore.  Knowing full well Petersen wasn’t making a documentary, his ensemble cast still delivers solid performances recreating a real-life tragedy. The underlying problem with Perfect Storm’s highly speculative nature is twofold. 

First, by fictionalizing actual participants in this grim tragedy, viewers witness mostly Hollywood-ized caricatures all too formulaic for the big-budget disaster film genre. Among such dubious character traits is glorifying foolhardiness by George Clooney’s Tyne and his crew for not retreating early on – despite still having time to do so.  From a hit filmmaker’s perspective, having Tyne’s vessel fatally sunk in mere seconds or a few minutes (no matter how logical it sounds) obviously isn’t good business.  Such gritty realism would expedite this movie’s running time far too much, let alone diminish its need for fictional plot twists. 

Of the few details known before the Andrea Gail’s dire fate, depicting Tyne and his crew as being desperately impetuous for money and professional glory isn’t necessarily in the best taste.  It implies that the Andrea Gail’s crew had unwittingly engineered their own demise by daring a monstrous hurricane with little more than mortal bravado.  Petersen, at least, compensates with Clooney’s well-played last moment, along with those of the ship’s crew.  A glaring exception, however, is the implied death scene for Mark Wahlberg’s Bobby – it comes off too preposterously theatrical for its own good.         

Secondly, it’s hard not to spot the practical realities of how The Perfect Storm was safely filmed.  Clooney, Wahlberg, John C. Riley, and others were clearly working inside an enormous water tank later adding lots and lots of CGI ocean water.  Apart from gushing water cannons blasting Clooney and Wahlberg during innumerable close-ups, Petersen’s cast, otherwise, can hide such phoniness only so much maintaining their dramatic composure. 

By no means is the unconvincing Perfect Storm a blot on any cast member’s resumé, given the script they had.  The blemish belongs instead to an uninspired Petersen. His take on a real-life at-sea disaster had the opportunity to surpass James Cameron’s eye-rolling Titanic, as far as supplying genuine character depth – not to mention, awestruck horror from the audience.

Though restraining from Cameron’s awful romantic dialogue, Perfect Storm doesn’t consistently muster the modesty it needs to be taken seriously. Case in point: try comparing Clooney and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio’s thoughtfully poignant scene vs. the unnecessary shark attack action-shlock seen later on. Big budget thrills via the fake shark, not to mention the dark monstrous waves in the climax, becomes too much of a distracting eyesore for viewers.

Note: Coincidence or not, late composer James Horner supplied the instrumental scores for both Titanic and The Perfect Storm.

Hence, the relatable blue-collar overtones of Petersen’s storyline become lost within too much Hollywood melodrama and CGI for the sake of popcorn. Falling short of its cinematic potential, The Perfect Storm should have remained a creative, if not exploitative, nonfiction novel.         

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                5½ Stars

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AUDREY HEPBURN (NBM Graphic Novels)

Written by Michele Botton.   

Art & Cover Art by Dorilys Giacchetto.

English Translation by Nanette McGuinness.  

SUMMARY:

Released in the U.S. in 2024 by NBM Graphic Novels, this 176-page biographical comic book was evidently first released in Italy before being translated for an English-speaking audience.  In addition to its hardcover format, this book is also available digitally as an e-book. 

Though undated, the prologue occurs in 1988 Ethiopia, as a nearly 60-year-old Hepburn confides in her companion, Robert Wolders, the heartbreaking reality of the challenge she has now accepted as an UNICEF global ambassador. 

In recalling her life, Chapter 1 flashes back to Hepburn’s transition from ballet student to a struggling Dutch model/actress.  Personally recruited by the elderly French writer, Colette, Hepburn accepts the title role in the Broadway play, Gigi.  Her rising stardom would set Hepburn up for Hollywood in her Oscar-winning performance in 1953’s Roman Holiday.  In spite of her inexperience, director William Wyler and co-star Gregory Peck soon adore Hepburn and become her lifelong friends. 

Per Chapter 2, while filming 1954’s Sabrina, Hepburn meets her first famous love, William Holden, though their romance later ends mostly over the issue of having children.  On the same film, she meets costume designer Hubert de Givenchy, who ultimately created her most iconic looks throughout her Hollywood career.  Through Gregory Peck, Hepburn would meet her future husband, actor/director Mel Ferrer.         

Chapter 3 explores Hepburn and Ferrer’s romance and subsequent marriage. Also seen are Hepburn’s experiences filming 1957’s Funny Face.  A further flashback revisits Hepburn’s troubled childhood with her mother and long-absent father before moving to England.  There she becomes an aspiring ballerina at age 19. 

In Chapter 4, an adult Hepburn’s confidence grows, as she next stars in 1957’s Love In The Afternoon.  Hepburn reconciles abandonment by her distant father by bonding with co-star Maurice Chevalier, who views her as a surrogate daughter.  Further childhood flashbacks depict her parents’ turbulent marriage and her own loneliness.  Joining Ferrer in the Caribbean, the couple celebrates her newfound self-assurance. 

Chapter 5 foretells Hepburn’s UNICEF participation three decades after the filming of 1959’s The Nun’s Story.  Also seen are glimpses of Hepburn’s wartime life as a child and teenager in Holland.  Chapter 6 depicts Hepburn, with Ferrer as her director, filming 1959’s unsuccessful Green Mansions.  Elated over her pregnancy, Hepburn’s horseback riding injuries while filming 1960’s The Unforgiven would ultimately cause a miscarriage.  Hepburn’s subsequent depression would impact her physical health, including severe weight loss and a smoking addiction.    

With strain developing in their marriage, Chapter 7 has Hepburn and Ferrer’s subsequent pregnancy joyfully welcome their first child: Sean Ferrer.  A now-rejuvenated Hepburn returns to work in 1961’s Breakfast At Tiffany’s and then The Children’s Hour.  She gains an unexpected new friend in her co-star, Shirley MacLaine.  Hepburn’s exasperation over Hollywood’s sexist expectations and the media’s judgmental invasion of one’s privacy gnaws at her. 

Balancing a troubled marriage and motherhood, Chapter 8 depicts Hepburn’s experiences and professional disappointment filming 1964’s My Fair Lady.  Hepburn is emotionally devastated by the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy. 

Chapter 9 depicts Hepburn’s preparation as a blind woman for 1967’s Wait Until Dark.  Often overshadowed by Hepburn’s celebrity status, her fourteen-year marriage to Ferrer ends in 1968.   A subsequent rebound marriage to an Italian psychiatrist-neurologist, Dr. Andrea Dotti, also later fails, though they would share a son: Luca Dotti.  In her early fifties, Hepburn would meet Dutch actor Robert Wolders, who would then accompany her for the rest of Hepburn’s life. 

The epilogue shows a frail Hepburn’s determination to make a difference for UNICEF, including a heartfelt press conference.  The concluding page spells out Hepburn’s ardent belief in giving more love back to the world to make it a better place for all.  

Note: Neither Hepburn’s 1929 birth nor her cancer-related passing in early 1993 are depicted.

REVIEW:

It’s a biographical masterpiece both elegant and undeniably eloquent.  Writer Michele Botton’s historically accurate text – despite its semi-vague timeline, and Dorilys Giacchetto’s consistent visuals – especially, Hepburn’s endearing likeness, mesh in a first-class tribute to the iconic actress. 

Still, given the mature subject matter (i.e. an inference of sexual intercourse, implied partial nudity, and a few profanities), one shouldn’t dismiss this comic book as mere kiddie literature. More so, it would be helpful to readers going in to already identify Hepburn’s various co-stars and directors – per Giacchetto, their likenesses tend to be storybook-style generic. Using the included filmography as one’s general timeline is suggested since Botton’s narrative doesn’t reference specific years.

Intended for an adult audience, this classy Audrey Hepburn homage is a welcome treat to explore.      

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

Entitled “Everyone Has Their Own Audrey,” Hepburn’s younger son, Luca Dotti, provides an insightful two-page foreword.  A brief biographical summary on him is also provided.  Chapter pages are adorned with standing Hepburn poses created by Giacchetto.  Including some thank-you’s, Botton supplies a two-page postscript entitled “My Audrey.”  Hepburn’s essential filmography is included, though highlights are addressed in Botton’s text. 

Similarly, Botton and Giacchetto supply a bibliography, as to which books and a 2020 Italian documentary (translated as Audrey – Beyond The Icon) they consulted for the project.  Brief biographical summaries are provided for both Botton and Giacchetto, as they offer personal thank-you’s.               

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                                9 Stars

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BANDIT HEAVEN: THE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL GANGS AND THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THE WILD WEST

Written by Tom Clavin

SUMMARY:

Released by St. Martin’s Press in 2024, this 288-page hardcover explores the nefarious exploits of the Old West’s last desperadoes and the lawmen chasing after them.  The prologue relates a middle-of-the-night train robbery in proximity to Wilcox, Wyoming, on June 2, 1899.  Not only was it another notorious raid for Butch Cassidy’s Wild Bunch, but subsequent scrutiny nationwide signaled the end was coming for the Old West’s seemingly most elusive outlaws. 

As an unintended consequence of Western expansion, Clavin elaborates on how the vast frontier spanning from Canada to Mexico supplied three prominent outlaw hideouts: Brown’s Hole, the Hole-In-The-Wall, and Robbers’ Roost along the so-called ‘Outlaw Trail.’  For years before the 19th Century’s close, rival bandits could share these remote locales gloating over why savvy posses wouldn’t dare breach these sparse strongholds.  The likelihood of hidden ambush, exhausted horses, and a scarcity of food and water (if you didn’t know where to find it) frankly provided no incentives for weary would-be law enforcers to go any further.

Aside from introducing comparatively obscure bandits meeting foul ends (i.e. George Parrott; the Blackjack Ketchum gang; etc.), Wyoming’s infamous Johnson County War and Arizona’s Pleasant Valley War are discussed.  With virtually exclusive control of livestock and, therefore, the best grazing lands at stake, both range wars would accumulate scores of wanton casualties.  Local police, U.S. Marshals, and even the private-sector Pinkertons already had their hands full with smaller-scale crooks to contend with essentially organized crime, including freelancing range assassins. 

Dogged efforts by undercover operatives, such as the Pinkertons’ Charlie Siringo, at least ensured valuable surveillance over time on assorted fugitives would be shared in a growing law enforcement network.  Roving thieves and killers, in that sense, became hard-pressed to outrace the practicality of telegraphs and ‘Wanted’ posters.    

Among the ‘Wild Bunch,’ Butch Cassidy, “The Sundance Kid” Harry Longabaugh, and their incorrigible cronies (including the psychotic “Kid Curry”) usually managed to evade capture.  Yet, the brazen Wilcox heist signaled that their profitable fun-and-games would soon end. With Cassidy, Longabaugh, and Longabaugh’s wife, Etta Place, absconding to South America, the region’s remaining bandits would be hunted down, one by one, as necessary, into the early 20th Century.  Of the Wild Bunch’s known membership, only ex-convicts Elza Lay and Laura Bullion would live to see past middle age.  

Upon their discreet escape to South America, the final fates of Cassidy, Longabaugh, and Etta Place still remain murky.  As Clavin acknowledges, the notorious trio shares a lingering Old West enigma that present-day forensics has no certain answers for.  

Note: This title is available digitally and as an audiobook.  Presumably, Bandit Heaven will be re-released in paperback at some later date.

REVIEW:

As an author, Tom Clavin’s storytelling narrative for Bandit Heaven is admirably consistent with his prior Old West works.  Briskly concocting casual yet historically accurate text, Clavin delivers all the necessary goods, including welcome sprinkles of humor.  His propensity for conversational side stories shouldn’t, otherwise, impact a solid read revisiting The Wild Bunch’s capers and various long-befuddled posses in pursuit. 

With the infamous Johnson County War as a prelude, Clavin focuses on the era’s most notorious bandits, their cronies, and really, by extension, more cronies of cronies.  The same applies to his detailed takes on the Pinkertons and local law enforcement, as their successes often proved hard-earned.  Along with a commendable mini-biography of Charlie Siringo, Clavin examines less-ethical, rival manhunters in Tom Horn and Frank Canton, along with overrated competition like Joe Lefors, with precision. 

Hence, Clavin would make a stellar professor in the classroom engaging students on comparing his subject matter’s ‘crime does pay’ capers to its less-than-glamorous realities.  He also knows better than to pitch unprovable conspiracy theories and sticks to grounded history.  For instance, Clavin doesn’t speculate much on Ethel “Etta” Place’s tantalizingly unknown fate beyond mentioning some possibilities that historians have considered. 

Among them is a quick footnote indicating that Place and fellow Wild Bunch girlfriend, Ann Bassett, most likely isn’t the same person since their conflicting known whereabouts at established times makes such an intriguing notion impossible.  Still, given their startling physical resemblance (even evidently sharing the same birth year), let alone Place’s seemingly non-existent past, it does make one wonder about strange coincidences possibly linking Place with Bassett. 

As for the unsolved Butch & Sundance mystery dating back to 1908 in San Vincente, Clavin explores it as much as he can – without going overboard.  Clavin mentions that at least other two fellow American bandits the duo knew of were working South America at the same time, so misassumptions on shady aliases were inevitable. 

Though Clavin presumes Butch & Sundance were the ill-fated outlaws, his analysis leaves open a remote alternate explanation for their inexplicable mistakes in San Vicente. Hence, no matter how slick this aging dynamite duo (read Clavin’s text on their train heists for this appropriate pun) was in its prime: they were either very much off their game that fateful night in San Vicente – or two luckless copycats met a grim fate in their place. 

Considering members of Cassidy’s family claimed he survived under an alias to old age, again one wonders.  Clavin doesn’t even mention it, but similar yet far fewer claims have also been made before of Longabaugh.  Unless reliable forensic evidence is excavated from a San Vicente cemetery, it appears the same ‘what-if Butch & Sundance’ scenarios from over a century ago are still on the table.      

Generally, much of what Clavin reports is often found elsewhere. There are, however, occasionally obscure gems that one wouldn’t expect.  For instance, the unfulfilled prospect of Butch and his pals enlisting as U.S. soldiers in the Spanish-American War in exchange of securing amnesty is a curious notion.  For that matter, having his boys instead hold off from robbing unguarded trains during the war, shows what a patriotic and generous soul the wily Butch Cassidy was (wink-wink).  Or how about The Sundance Kid’s failed efforts at commanding his own spin-off faction?  Such details and anecdotes are Clavin’s forte. Even if one already knows much of this material, you can appreciate these enlightening revelations.  

The only caveat is a heads-up for the squeamish: specifically, Clavin discusses the macabre use of bandit George Parrott’s remains – though true, it’s wincing to read.  The author, otherwise, doesn’t delve much into grisly details (i.e. the brutal demise of ex-Wild Bunch desperado Ben Kilpatrick is mentioned but not elaborated upon).  Instead, as with his other works, Clavin wisely lets the history speak for itself – along with his knack for well-played jibes. 

For armchair historians (older teens and up), Bandit Heaven delivers a contemporary Old West history lesson well worth taking for a ride.    

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

After the table of contents, Clavin supplies some helpful maps: 1. A North-to-South map titled ‘The Outlaw Trail;’ 2. A map of the Wild Bunch’s robberies; and 3. Butch & Sundance’s ‘Final Years’ tour of South America.  Midway through, there is an intriguing sixteen-page black-and-white photo section.  Please note, though not graphic, that a few images depict post-mortem glimpses of lesser-known Wild Bunch members.  A ghoulish picture proving bandit George Parrott’s dubious legacy, however, may be cringe-inducing. 

In addition to his detailed footnotes, Clavin provides the following sections: two pages of acknowledgements, a three-page ‘selected bibliography,’ and a very helpful nine-page index.  The last page offers a brief Clavin biography, which is duplicated on the inside back cover jacket.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       8 Stars

Notes: As a recommendation, Clavin’s prior work, The Last Outlaws, presents his take on The Dalton Gang, which is really a ‘second-to-last-chapter’ on the Wild West).  From a visual perspective, there is the contrast of the 2014 PBS ‘American Experience’ episode: Butch Cassiday and the Sundance Kid.  Far grimmer than Clavin’s text, this TV documentary adds supplemental insights into the real ‘Butch & Sundance’ – further distancing them from their romanticized cinematic counterparts.  

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THE TERROR

Written by Dan Simmons

SUMMARY:

First published by Little, Brown and Company, in 2007, this 770-page hardcover imagines a horrific ‘what if’ as to a real-life, unsolved nautical mystery.  Specifically, The Terror explores the catastrophic fate of the British Navy’s 1845 Arctic expedition led by Captain Sir John Franklin. 

With two reliable and newly reinforced vessels (the HMS Erebus under Franklin’s command and Captain Francis R.M. Crozier’s HMS Terror), the Franklin Expedition had been ordered to locate and explore a purported Northwest Passage from Canada’s North Pole region to Asia.  Including its seasoned officers, the two vessels’ combined crew would be comprised of nearly 130 men.  Setting sail from England, these vessels would be well-stocked with supplies (including a horde of hastily tinned foods) and resources to seemingly answer all likely contingencies.

According to history, only two Franklin Expedition messages (one being an update of the other) were ever found by a multitude of subsequent search-and-rescue parties.  Hence, the British Navy could never confirm Franklin’s improvised deviations off his expedition’s intended route to finally locate the missing ships. 

In reality, the signed messages revealed that both vessels had been trapped by ice in close proximity to one another some thirty miles from King William Land/King William Island’s coast for eighteen months.  Months after Franklin’s death in 1847, both ships were evidently abandoned to attempt a grueling trudge across hundreds of miles of frozen sea and terrain in hopes of eventual rescue – as of late April 1848.  According to various historical accounts and present-day science/archaeology, there were no survivors from the Franklin Expedition.         

Per Simmons’ novel, after several months of frozen gridlock, Franklin contemplates his officers’ pendulum-like assessments of their dire predicament.  He scoffs at Crozier’s suggestion of abandoning the bigger HMS Erebus, despite its enhanced frame slowly buckling under constant strain.  Instead of immediately consolidating crews aboard the HMS Terror to wait out a possible escape, Franklin chooses a different alternative. 

Under Lt. Graham Gore’s command, a small team is sent afoot to search for leads (open water) and deposit the first of only two messages the Franklin Expedition would ever leave of its whereabouts.  Returning to the ships, Gore’s team is unexpectedly attacked by a raging behemoth resembling a polar bear.  An enigmatic clue to this ghostly creature’s origin may be a young Esquimaux (Inuit) woman dubbed ‘Lady Silence,’ due to her severed tongue.

Franklin’s subsequent strategy to kill the supposed bear (in the crew’s ironic slang, nicknamed ‘The Terror’) ends in a bloody disaster.  Now sharing command, Crozier and Commander/Captain James Fitzjames must keep their crews alive by all humane means necessary. 

Not only is a bloodthirsty leviathan (aka ‘The Tuunbaq’) stalking the stranded vessels, but other lethal factors become inevitable: hypothermia, scurvy, botulism, lead poisoning, and, worst of all, a dwindling food supply.  Left no other viable option, Crozier and Fitzjames desperately lead their crews hiking across King William Land/King William Island’s frozen tundra for hundreds of miles in hopes of an eventual escape or rescue by river.    

In the grueling months to come, the depleted survivors continue falling to tragedy and misfortune.  Crozier and others deduce another vile monster lurking among them is stirring up imminent mutiny, including threats of cannibalism.  Forced to split his remaining crewmen into factions seeking their own fates, Crozier knows that time is fast running out to escape the Arctic Circle’s wrath. For them, hell has already frozen over. 

Yet, an unexpected glimmer of hope may at last disclose the predatory Tuunbaq’s motive for feasting on mortal victims.          

Notes: The novel has been released in multiple formats, including paperback, audiobook, and digitally.  Simmons’ novel was published prior to the real-life discoveries of the HMS Erebus (in 2014) and, subsequently, the HMS Terror (in 2016).  The underwater wrecks were found approximately 100 kilometers (or roughly 62 miles) apart. 

AMC, in 2018, released a ten-episode, same-named mini-series of the novel co-starring Jared Harris and Ciarán Hinds.  This TV adaptation serves as the first season of AMC’s The Terror horror anthology series.

REVIEW:

Let it first be reiterated that, given its bleak and macabre nature, The Terror is a mature audiences read only.  Dan Simmons’s nasty fantasy-horror epic doubles as a historical fiction masterpiece indulging an excess of grisly details.  With so many fully developed supporting characters and individual sub-plots, readers are getting the dense literary equivalent of a director’s cut/extended version – be forewarned.    

Rather than preparing an exhaustive analysis, I’m going to instead discuss some key areas:    

  • No matter their factual inaccuracies, Simmons’ depictions of historical figures (i.e. Franklin, Crozier, John Irving, Dr. Goodsir, Graham Gore, Lady Jane Franklin, and Sophia Cracroft, among others) effectively co-exist with his own fictional creations in this alternate reality. Despite the supernatural presence of an unstoppable Star Wars Wampa-like monster and Crozier’s recurring psychic dreams, this component makes for a considerable creative asset.     
  • The intricately detailed narrative conveyed in sixty-six chapters (through the perspectives of rotating characters) isn’t flawless.  At least one hundred pages could have been omitted without losing a fraction of this storyline’s gruesome substance.  Simmons, in retrospect, should have prioritized better pacing over pitching innumerable ghoulish twists that become almost seemingly endless.      
  • Readers (especially the more squeamish) will feel as though they’re on-the-scene observers.  It’s a nod to Simmons’ undeniable literary talents.  Case in point: His fictionalized timeline painstakingly overrides common sense, as to why the expedition should have likely perished from harsh natural elements, let alone starvation and disease – long before the novel’s actual climax.  Note: Nearly three hundred pages take place after the real-life expedition’s last known correspondence. 
  • Even if Simmons’ minute details are indeed historically accurate, readers may be bewildered by the two vessels’ vast cargo holds, including room for multiple smaller boats, sleds, and absurdities in excessive personal effects onboard.  Case in point: storage of an aristocratic Franklin’s vast costume collection on a frigid, multi-year exploration mission just seems like an eye-rolling implausibility. 
  • The same applies far worse later when the dwindling crewmen are ‘man-hauling’ enormously heavy yet unnecessary objects (i.e. Crozier’s desk) for months across countless miles of frigid tundra.  Why no one suggests packing lightly at the outset for a far more expedient (and likely less suicidal) trek across the island isn’t explained.
  • Necessary compensation is supplied by a wealth of character depth Simmons’ depictions of Crozier, Goodsir, Irving, Blanky, Gore, Lady Silence, Franklin, Bridgens, and even the antagonists.  Repulsive details/inferences (including cannibalism, sodomy, disemboweling/mutilation, and some crude refences to female anatomy), however, can’t be ignored.  Instead, they become a nauseating counterbalance to such well-constructed characters.             

What might give one further pause, however, is the author’s creative exploitation – reminiscent of The Perfect Storm (both Sebastian Junger’s 1997 novel and its 2000 movie adaptation).  Specifically, is Simmons profiteering off historical tragedy?  With the Franklin Expedition’s grim fate transformed into a gruesome fantasy, readers inevitably face a coin toss.  One side offers a brilliantly speculative though excessive take on historical fiction.  The flip side implies that Simmons has taken advantage of this expedition’s misfortune by concocting it into mass fantasy-horror. 

In spite of these qualms, The Terror is ultimately a potent read.  It is, however, bogged down by an overload of wince-inducing plot elements.  Additionally, several overextended sequences (i.e. Thomas Blanky’s first and seemingly endless monster escape; the preposterous costume ball, etc.) push credibility much further than necessary.  Before accepting the challenge of reading The Terror, it’s advisable to stock up on fortitude to absorb this novel’s literally blood-chilling narrative.  

If The Terror is the kind of epic nightmare that intrigues you, then Simmons will readily surpass your money’s worth.

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

There’s a double-page of black-and-white maps detailing Simmons’ versions of the Franklin Expedition’s Northwest Passage route and of King William Land/Island.  A Northwest Passage map also appears in a double-page format for the front and black inside covers.  Simmons’s dedication infers his creative inspiration was taken from the 1951 sci-fi/horror film, The Thing From Another World (aka the original cinematic Thing).  A foretelling 1851 Moby Dick quotation by Herman Melville is included.  

Simmons’ three-page acknowledgements section reveals his bibliographical sources.  Among them is an 1845 letter from the Expedition’s real Dr. Harry D.S. Goodsir to a relative.  The last page provides a paragraph-long biography on Simmons. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                         8½ Stars

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HAUNTED HISTORY: HAUNTED CARIBBEAN (Season 2: Episode 10)

SUMMARY:                 RUNNING TIME: Approx. 47:00 Min.

As Haunted History’s final U.S. episode, “Haunted Caribbean” first aired on The History Channel on August 11, 2001.  Narrated by actor John Glover, this installment explores reputedly haunted locations in various Caribbean locales.  Included are uncredited reenactments of Caribbean regional history and reported sightings (i.e. interviewees Gerald and Loretta Hausman play themselves reenacting an unsettling incident where a ghost pirate ‘threatens’ a sleeping Gerald).    

Starting with Fort San Cristobal in San Juan, Puerto Rico, anthropologist Michael Gleeson and historian Milagros Flores discuss eerie legends associated with the locale.  Among them are reported encounters with an imprisoned Spanish captain, a ghostly Spanish soldier on guard duty, and the infamous Devil’s Sentry Box.  The empty Sentry Box purportedly has a history where numerous overnight guards vanished without a trace.     

For the Jamaica segment, married folklorists and authors Gerald Hausman and Loretta Hausman discuss ghostly sightings at “Blue Harbor” (aka the Noël Coward House) situated on Cabrita Island.  It’s acknowledged that fellow interviewee Gleeson owns Coward’s former estate. 

Next discussed are local legends associated with notorious 17th Century pirate Henry Morgan and those of alluring mermaids killing their male prey.  Another Jamaican locale explored is the reputedly haunted Edinburgh Castle.  Its initial owner, Dr. Lewis Hutchinson, is believed to have been a mass serial killer.  Similarly, the ghost of slave owner Annie Palmer, known as the sadistically evil ‘White Witch of Rose Hall,’ supposedly haunts her former plantation.  It’s acknowledged that both Hutchinson and Palmer subsequently met foul endings through evidently karmic justice in Jamaica.

Moving on to the St. Thomas beach in the U.S. Virgin Island, the initial topic is the presence of ghosts associated with 1853’s cholera plague victims.  Local resident Joseph LaPlace is interviewed, as is historian David Knight.  Also discussed are reputed (and unrelated) hauntings of two private homes at St. Thomas: one dating to the 19th Century and the other on Charlotte Amalie Harbor.  In this segment, local residents Kenneth L. Brick and Kate McDonnell are interviewed, as is author Joan Medicott.  The 19th Century legend of local voodoo enthusiasts attempting to turn a deceased elderly recluse into a zombie is also told.  

Lastly, at St. Croix, the “One North” estate once owned by a Mary Pomeroy is examined.  Including reenactments, the late Pomeroy (portrayed by an uncredited actress) resorted to a Catholic Church-sanctioned exorcism to cleanse her home.  According to a subsequent owner, George Tyler, the recruited priest’s efforts evidently succeeded.

Glover concludes by noting that haunting mysteries abound in the Caribbean, in spite of the region’s popularity with tourists.        

Notes: Including one standalone special (with actor Michael Dorn as the narrator), Glover’s U.S. version produced 26 episodes over two seasons between 1998 and 2001.  Haunted History’s 1998 British version lasted one season consisting of six episodes, which explored more historically-based stories in the United Kingdom, the U.S., and Tasmania.

REVIEW:

Clearly made on the cheap, the episode’s intriguing historical context and vivid tourist advertisement (stock) footage help make this show watchable.  Still, given this show’s low-rent production values (i.e. being filmed on videotape and the dubious reenactments), it’s a stretch taking “Haunted Caribbean” seriously. 

A lack of verifiable historical documentation of these hauntings is a glaring red flag, in spite of some seemingly credible interviewees.  The same applies to an over-generalization of local folklore/superstitions and stereotyping local residents (i.e. the region’s African and Spanish descendants) as being wary, if not fearful, of the supernatural.  One wonders if the lack of native input (at least, on-screen) is coincidental, in terms of the controversial claims Haunted History seeks to push.    

Regarding John Glover’s off-screen presence, it’s a mixed bag.  Hiring him as the series narrator, theoretically, makes good sense.  Viewers could presume that his narrative style meant to convey the same unsettling, almost creepy vibe Paul Winfield’s voice added to City Confidential’s lurid, real-life whodunnits – or perhaps mimic Robert Stack on Unsolved Mysteries.   However, when considering the contentious paranormal subject matter and his obviously scripted comments, let’s just say Glover’s contribution falls short of convincing armchair skeptics.

While “Haunted Caribbean” is instantly forgettable, its tidbits of often sinister historical fact dating back long before Christopher Columbus may still whet one’s curiosity.           

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                           4 Stars

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THE LAST OUTLAWS: THE DESPERATE FINAL DAYS OF THE DALTON GANG

Written by Tom Clavin

SUMMARY:

Released in 2023 by St. Martin’s Publishing Group, this Tom Clavin title is available in multiple formats: digital, hardcover, audiobook, large-print hardcover, and, presumably, paperback, at a later date. Per the photo below, the edition reviewed here is the large print edition — it is distributed through Thorndike Press and shares the same cover artwork as the St. Martin’s hardcover. 

The prologue begins in April 1931, as an aging Emmett Dalton briefly returns (with his wife) to Coffeyville nearly forty years after the infamously botched dual bank heist where multiple citizens and four Dalton Gang members were killed.  With mixed emotions, Emmett personally reflects upon the headstone he had purchased to adorn the shared gravesite of his brothers, Bob and Grat Dalton, and associate Bill Power. The somber departure of Emmett and his wife from the cemetery initiates Clavin’s narrative in flashback.

‘Act I: The Daltons’ summarizes the Daltons’ ancestral past and their maternal link as cousins to the Youngers: Cole, Jim, Bob, and John (who was killed years prior to the failed Northfield raid). More so, Clavin describes the Youngers’ criminal activities with brothers Jesse & Frank James dating back to the Civil War. By war’s end, the Youngers and the two James brothers had shifted from Confederate guerillas to professional criminals.  Upon the James/Younger Gang’s bloody failed 1876 bank heist in Northfield, Minnesota, Jesse and Frank James had fled back to Missouri.  The three wounded Youngers, however, were left behind to face capture and then be sent to prison for decades. 

In the years to come, Judge Isaac Parker and a vigilant division of U.S. Marshals would be hard-pressed protecting the Mid-South region from a seemingly unending reign of terror by roving criminals.  After the heinous murder of older brother Frank Dalton, as one of Parker’s deputy marshals, brothers Grat, Bob, and Emmett Dalton all briefly pursued careers as lawmen. 

Corruption and incompetence ended the three younger Daltons’ law-abiding aspirations and precipitated their escape to California.  Bungling their first train heist, Bob and Emmett’s antics implicated Grat, and much to his chagrin, another older brother: Bill.  Simmering with resentment, Bill’s subsequent attitude was that, if he was going to be unfairly branded an outlaw (by his surname), then he might as well become one.

Having fled back to Oklahoma and Kansas, now-professional thieves Bob and Emmett officially assemble their dubious gang in mid-1891, per ‘Act II: The Gang.’  Including Bill Doolin and a fugitive Grat, the gang’s notoriety over a series of train robberies soars – even if they were really more lucky than good making their escapes and evading capture. 

‘Act III: The Lawmen’ examines the U.S. Marshals, an assortment of local posses, and the train industry’s detectives, as they all join the hunt for the elusive Daltons and their cronies.  Among these determined manhunters are U.S. Deputy Marshals Bill Tilghman, Chris Madsen, and Heck Thomas – each of whom is profiled.

By early October 1892, the Daltons intend to make one last profitable score and then flee the region – all the way to South America, if necessary. As Emmett would readily acknowledge decades later, the relentless pursuit by Heck Thomas and his posse had expedited the gang’s decision-making. Specifically, they sensed that Thomas was only mere days away from catching up to them.

Opting to rob their hometown’s two banks simultaneously in broad daylight, the Daltons’ grisly demise in Coffeyville unfolds in ‘Act IV: The Shoot-Out.’  Left out of the Coffeyville disaster, the remaining gang members would soon reassemble under Bill Doolin and Bill Dalton’s shared command.  This spin-off group of desperadoes became known as the Doolin-Dalton Gang — this gang’s other monickers include the original ‘Wild Bunch;’ ‘The Oklahoma Long Riders,’ and, though Clavin doesn’t mention it: ‘the Oklahombres.’ 

Per the concluding ‘Act V: The Desperadoes,’ the two Bills (Doolin and Dalton) lead a more successful and evidently competent crew over the next few years.  Still, due to the persistence of Thomas, Madsen, and Tilghman, virtually all of the Doolin-Dalton contingent and various associates are ultimately killed or nabbed one by one.  Saved for last, Clavin reveals the fates of the surviving players and/or their families.  As far as Clavin is concerned, though long overlooked by history, he considers the wily Bill Doolin the Old West’s ‘last outlaw.’    

Note: Though Clavin makes a logical case for Doolin, two of this desperado’s old associates could make equally valid claims as the Old West’s ‘last outlaw.’ Including stints in prison and then Hollywood (I kid you not), these other two outlaws/killers would Roy Daugherty (aka ‘Arkansas Tom’ Jones) and Belle Starr’s distant nephew, Henry Starr – both of whom Clavin briefly profiles.

After years in prison and a failed try at Hollywood fame, Daugherty/Jones went back to bank robbing. As a fugitive from justice, he was ultimately killed in 1924 in a shootout with a Joplin, MO policeman.

Curiously reminiscent of Emmett Dalton, Starr’s post-prison life including a memoir and even starring in his own bio-pic. Per his own return to bank robbing, Starr updated to the 20th Century by switching to fast cars and automatic weapons for his getaways. He later suffered mortal wounds ‘on the job’ in 1921 during a Harrison, AR bank heist. Hence, Starr was a high-profile predecessor for the likes of John Dillinger, “Baby Face” Nelson, Bonnie & Clyde, and “Pretty Boy” Floyd.

REVIEW:

Aside from a few sporadic typos (which might be limited to the large print edition), Clavin pens another solid and insightful narrative.  That said, The Last Outlaws isn’t Clavin’s best work on the Old West – too often, his conversational style is somewhat languid and excessively constructed to fit his dramatic five-act storyline. 

For instance, the prologue depicting an aged (and semi-remorseful) Emmett Dalton and his wife revisiting Coffeyville comes off as a dialogue-driven sequence meant for historical fiction (or even a film).  Unlike Clavin’s other Old West works, readers will sense that he sometimes overindulges into theatrics vs. sticking to the reporting of historical facts.  Though intentionally hilarious, Clavin’s propensity for jibes (i.e. sarcastically discussing ‘unenviable’ names and nicknames in Act V) may also be a bit distracting to readers.  The flip side is that Clavin’s humor offers some welcome compensation for unavoidable monotony explaining the historical framework.   

It surely isn’t Clavin’s fault that the biographies of his primary subjects (Bob, Emmett, Grat, and Bill Dalton) are more pathetic than compelling in this ‘good brothers gone bad’ account.  Had Clavin instead structured his book around the ‘Three Guardsmen of Oklahoma:’ Heck Thomas, Bill Tilghman, and Chris Madsen (and thereby demoting the Daltons to secondary importance), that concept might have had intriguing possibilities. 

Nonetheless, Clavin’s research is reliable enough in spelling out the complete Dalton/Doolin gang activities and how law enforcement finally brought these cretins to justice.  The Last Outlaws, in that sense, likely presents one of the best contemporary analyses of this subject – especially the underrated efforts of ‘The Three Guardsmen.’

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

A table of contents is provided, where the book’s thirty-five chapters are divvied up within five ‘Acts.’  That’s not counting Emmett Dalton’s prologue and an epilogue further detailing the fates of some survivors and/or their families. 

Next up is a black-and-white map of the American Midwest in the early 1890’s.  Prior to the actual text, the author’s note readily acknowledges that his book’s title isn’t quite accurate – given the notoriety of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid’s ‘Wild Bunch’ out West had still yet to come.

Clavin includes an acknowledgments section, a bibliography, and a brief summary of his credits.  Though it would have been helpful, there isn’t an index.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     7 Stars

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THE WILD WEST: TRUE TALES AND AMAZING LEGENDS – 2017 (by Time Life)

SUMMARY:

Released in 2017 by Time Life Books, this 96-page magazine reflects upon the American West throughout the 19th Century.  Between text and an assortment of photos (mostly black-and-white), along with artwork, the American West’s evolution is encompassed.  After a two-page introduction, five chapters cover the following: 

  1. “An Expanding Nation.” Discussion is focused on ramifications of 1803’s Louisiana Purchase, as to how Lewis & Clark’s expedition became the first step towards a gradual mass migration westward.  Daniel Boone, John Colter, Jedediah Smith, Joseph Walker, Kit Carson and John Charles Frémont are among those explorers highlighted.     
  • “The Great Trek.”  Shifting towards mid-century, initial generations of Western pioneers faced weeks, if not months, of dire reality traveling cross-country.  As much life-ending risk was involved, so, too, were the potential rewards for opportunistic men and women alike.  Case in point: the California Gold Rush, aided in part by the railroad industry, would spike migration numbers enormously. 
  • “Cattle Barons and Cowboys.”  Heralding the Old West’s most famous occupation, fortune awaited this industry’s most successful individuals.  Predictably, those doing the actual labor faced a far more tumultuous daily life.
  • “Law and Disorder.”  Enforcing justice upon outlaws and ruthless killers would prove, at best, an inconsistent, if not hypocritical, terrain for law-abiding citizens.  1881’s ‘Gunfight at the O.K. Corral’ in Tombstone, Arizona, is reviewed, along with glimpses of Wyatt Earp, Jesse James, Pat Garrett, and Butch Cassidy’s Wild Bunch.  Also examined is the illicit creativity involved with gambling.
  • “The Original Americans.”  Native American tribes and their traditional means of survival are confronted with genocide once encroached upon by settlers in search of land and gold.  Skirmishes between Native Americans and U.S. soldiers would climax in June 1876 at the gory Battle of the Little Bighorn.  After this pivotal loss, U.S. forces re-doubled its efforts in forcing Native American compliance with the government’s changing yet self-interested political stance.  It would also signal that the U.S. had at last conquered the West by the end of the century.           

As its postlude, the brief “Taming of the West” explains how, at the 20th Century’s onset, few pockets of the Old West remained.  The ease of cross-country travel and 1901’s oil discovery in Texas would become signs of the country’s imminent industrial revolution.               

REVIEW:

Providing a thorough history lesson in magazine form, Time Life’s production values are stellar.  With gruesome details kept to a minimum, Time Life’s The Wild West lets its vintage photography brings historical truths to life.  The balanced text stays on task and acknowledges that hyperbole often sparked familiar legends. 

As for younger audiences, it’s best to understand that the details Time Life’s text discuss aren’t necessarily exciting, but they are insightful.  More so, the magazine’s text doesn’t play favorites keeping its narrative consistently objective. Intended for both historical buffs and casual readers, this magazine makes a welcome treat.  Highly recommended!    

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

A table of contents and photo credits are included.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     9 Stars

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YES PLEASE

Written by Amy Poehler

SUMMARY:

First published as a 2014 hardcover, HarperCollins/Dey St. subsequently released Yes Please in paperback in 2015.  The book was then updated in 2018 for this 360-page mass market reprint.  Dedicated to her two young sons, actress/comedian/Saturday Night Live (SNL) alum Amy Poehler tries her hand as a humorist intermingling her self-analysis memoir with an assortment of anecdotes and self-help tips for grown-ups. 

Unleashing her distinctive brand of humor, Poehler begins with “Part One: Say Whatever You Want.”  With tales of her life starting out with childhood in suburban Boston, Poehler alternates with womanly advice segments, including her takes on giving birth, motherhood (as compared to Poehler’s more traditional mother), being a working mom, and touching upon her divorce from actor Will Arnett.  A supplemental chapter by her long-time SNL cohort and Late Night host, Seth Meyers, is also included.

Subsequent sections consist of “Part Two: Do What You Like;” and “Part Three: Be Whoever You Are.”  Including more tales of her pre-stardom improv background in Chicago and later New York City, Poehler provides advice regarding marriage, sex, and sleeping.  In the last section, she mostly concentrates on her professional life and life lessons she has learned over time as a celebrity.  Poehler also discusses her six-year stint as the lead actress on NBC-TV’s Parks and Recreation.  Her last entry describes her somewhat befuddled assessments of computerized technology, i.e. inadvertently sending a critical text to the wrong person.      

Note: This title is also available digitally and as an audiobook.

REVIEW:

Amy Poehler’s adult-friendly humor and off-the-wall spontaneity is imbued with an endearing charm, but a little tends to go a long way. Though hardly pretentious, her snarky, stream-of-consciousness writing style can make a reader’s eyes pop trying to follow along with an occasionally confusing narrative.  For the most part, Poehler at least presents a far more engaging and down-to-earth read than trying to absorb Jack Kerouac.  That is, if one doesn’t find her large quantities of musing hodgepodge filler to be increasingly tiresome.      

Per the industry standard, her publisher briefly collects critical quotes applauding Yes Please, but the general tone of these snippets are actually illuminating.  None of them claim that Poehler’s book is a modern humor masterpiece, but that she provides a welcome gift to her fans.  That’s really the most accurate assessment one can make of Yes Please

By no means merely a zippy self-philosophy lesson, Yes Please balances Poehler’s wit and mostly positive attitude with some relatable life lessons one can best learn from his/her own experiences.  Suffice to say, Amy Poehler’s vibrant personality drives Yes Please into a much better read than the actual content might have for somebody else.       

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

A table of contents is provided.  Including her 1977 kindergarten report card, a preface presents Poehler’s insights regarding the obstacles she faced as a novice author.  She then includes ‘instructions’ on how to interpret Yes Please’s context.  An assortment of black-and-white photos and an eight-page color insert are provided.  The book concludes with Poehler’s acknowledgements.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    6½ Stars

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THE GARNER FILES

Written by James Garner & Jon Winokur

SUMMARY:

First released as a hardcover in 2011 by Simon & Shuster, actor/producer (and self-described curmudgeon) James Garner co-wrote his 273-page memoir with professional scribe Jon Winokur. The book was published three years before Garner’s death in 2014 at the age of 86. 

Recounting his life’s journey, Garner (birth name: James Scott Bumgarner) starts with his turbulent youth growing up in Depression-era Oklahoma.  Though later chapters diverge on side topics, such as his passions for auto racing and golf, producing, his personal brand of politics, and a reluctant 1958 appearance on TV’s This Is Your Life, Garner’s account initially follows a linear path. 

With minimal parental supervision, Garner explains how he was essentially emancipated by age 14 and briefly joined the Merchant Marine just prior to the end of World War II.  Scrounging at various odd jobs before and after his Korean War stint, Garner wandered back and forth from his hometown in Oklahoma to Southern California. 

Sheer luck would land him his first Broadway role as a co-star to one of his big screen idols (and subsequent close friend), Henry Fonda, in The Caine Mutiny Court Martial.  As a struggling 28-year-old actor, Garner would soon marry Lois Clarke in 1956 beginning their 58-year union. 

Subsequent professional success ignited with his instant fame as the title character in the Maverick TV series followed by a series of memorable 1960’s films, including The Great Escape.  His impressive transition between films, television shows, and commercials would continue through the 1970’s, especially with his signature role as private detective ‘Jim Rockford’ on NBC’s The Rockford Files

Standing on principle, Garner describes his lawsuits against Warner Bros. over first escaping his Maverick contract and, years later, multiple lawsuits against Universal Studios over The Rockford Files. Meanwhile, Garner’s favorite hobbies, including golfing at various links worldwide, auto racing, and participating multiple times in the annual Baja 1000 race, are explored. 

Despite multiple lingering injuries impacting him throughout production of The Rockford Files, Garner’s workaholic attitude continued through the 1980’s, in films such as Victor/Victoria and Murphy’s Romance.  As the actor states, by now efficiently producing his own projects, he had become more selective of what scripts appealed to him and what projects he would decline (i.e. First Blood).     

Though not necessarily evasive, Garner discusses little of his family life as both husband and father.  Still, he acknowledges at least one marital separation and his battles with alcohol, smoking, and, briefly, a sampling of illicit drugs with John Belushi.  Garner also expresses his unpretentious feelings on the acting process, and by extension, his disgust with present-day Hollywood’s blend of condescension and shallowness. 

While well-regarded, both personally and professionally, he also relays his propensity for hot-tempered fits on the golf course, road rage, and multiple instances of fisticuffs.  For someone who claims to abhor violence and gunplay, the at-times ornery Garner conveys a complex personality, given his own experiences defending himself (or, at the very least, his sense of honor).    

In lieu of musing upon his lesser films and various projects late in his career (aside from 2004’s The Notebook), Garner supplies a filmography to briefly address his full body of credits.  For the most part, Garner, threads personal viewpoints on a variety of topics through his autobiography.  The experience is reminiscent of having a sit-down interview with him.  

Note: This title is available in these other formats: digital, audiobook, & paperback.

REVIEW:

Ironically, the front side jacket begins by describing Garner as one of Hollywood’s ‘all-time great leading men,’ which isn’t necessarily the actor’s own personal assessment.  Still, this bit of publisher’s gushing really isn’t that far off the truth. 

By Garner’s own admission, he headlined some classic Hollywood properties (i.e. The Rockford Files, Maverick, The Great Escape, etc.).  Garner also readily winces that, either by contractual obligation or merely later for the paycheck, he appeared in his share of awful films, too.  Hence, The Garner Files projects the actor’s candor and humility balancing his life’s successes, failures, and various obstacles in making his memoir a solid read.

Observations by Julie Andrews and Lauren Bacall, among others, are consistent describing Garner as a top-flight, old-school professional, with all the makings of a traditionally good-natured gentleman.  He is also someone that others foolishly crossed, and, by the actor’s account, Garner did not (and would not) back down, if provoked. 

While describing himself as an “average American,” tales of his glamorously expensive hobbies somewhat contradict that assessment.  Still, there is no mistaking that Garner’s perseverance and commitment to honest dealing readily merited his success, as well as a genuine legacy 21st Century Hollywood might only aspire to.         

For fans of Garner and/or Hollywood memoirs in general, The Garner Files is most likely a keeper.  For others, this memoir serves best as a standard, one-and-done library find.  Either way, The Garner Files offers welcome insights into one of the best Hollywood stars who evidently didn’t let iconic fame go to his head.  

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Following a table of contents, one of Garner’s favorite co-stars, Julie Andrews, provides the introduction.  Garner supplies a brief “Dear Reader,” which aptly summarizes his attitude towards penning this memoir.  

An unusual 31-page supplement (frankly, it’s a classy form of padding) entitled “Outtakes,” supplies anecdotes from his family, friends, colleagues, and even random acquaintances who recount meeting Garner. 

For instance, Garner’s wife, Lois, presents her own version of their first meeting and short courtship in August 1956 prior to their marriage.  Also included are entries from Garner’s two daughters; Lauren Bacall; Tom Selleck; James Woods; Doris Day; Carol Burnett; Dick Cavett; Stephen J. Cannell; and an amusing ‘confession’ from Steve McQueen’s widow, Neile McQueen Toffel.    

Saved for last is Garner’s candid take on his career filmography, along with his appearances in television shows and TV mini-series.  Of particular interest are his own star ratings of his big-screen films and side notes working on various productions.  His insights are occasionally surprising and refreshingly blunt.    

There are also two sections of black-and-white photographs (one is eight pages and the latter is sixteen pages).  From his personal collection and those of family and friends, the photos appear in chronological order, but they don’t necessarily correspond to that section of the book. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                  7 Stars

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HAUNTED WEST: LEGENDARY TALES FROM THE FRONTIER (2021)

By Centennial Spotlight.  

SUMMARY:

Released by Centennial Media in 2021, this 98-page collectible magazine provides an Old American West history lesson and teases reputed instances of its supernatural legacy.  Though the articles don’t identify their specific authors, the contents consist of the following:

  • Introduction: “Welcome to the Haunted Wild West.”
  • “Going West” sets up a general historical timeline dating back to Lewis & Clark’s 1804 cross-country expedition.
  • Chapter 1: The Good, Bad, & Iconic – profiles on Billy the Kid; Jesse James; Wyatt Earp & “Doc” Holliday; “Wild” Bill Hickok; Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid (including a sidebar on Etta Place); “Buffalo” Bill Cody; Annie Oakley; and the Old West’s answer to “America’s Most Wanted.”
  • Chapter 2: Power Struggle – profiles on Sitting Bull & Crazy Horse; General George Armstrong Custer; Kit Carson; Geronimo; Chief Joseph; Nat Love; Sam Houston; and a summary of the era’s grisliest battlefields.
  • Chapter 3: Good Girls Gone Bad – profiles on Belle Starr; Lottie Deno; Cattle Annie & Little Britches; Charley Parkhurst; Pearl Hart & “Baby Doe” Tabor; Laura Bullion & “Stagecoach Mary;” Guilty by Association profiles: Etta Place; Ann Bassett; & Rose Dunn; and then Madams & Prostitutes: Fannie Porter; Dora DuFran; Madame Moustache; & Mollie Johnson.
  • Chapter 4: Frontier Folklore – supernatural tales re: The Oregon Trail; “Big Nose” Kate; Bat Masterson; Thomas “Black Jack” Ketchum; The Colt Curse; La Llorona; Yellow Jacket Mine; Joaquin Murrieta; Silverheels; Sarah Winchester; The Pony Express; The Headless Horseman (Texas); Hotel Congress’ The Lady in Room 242; Restless Burial Grounds; and Servin’ Up Spirits (haunted saloons).
  • Chapter 5: Rough & Tumble Towns – a supernatural overview of haunted Old West towns includes Lay of the Land; Tombstone, Arizona; Deadwood, South Dakota; Dodge City, Kansas; Virginia City, Nevada; Bodie, California; Big Small Towns; and Spookiest Ghost Towns.
  • Chapter 6: How The West Was Fun – this Old West pop culture-fest has Wild West A-Z; Best Westerns (movies); Which Legend Are You? multiple-choice personality quiz; Blasts from the Past (a quick look at Old West theme parks); and Dead Man Talking (famous last words).

Note: One rare image is of Jesse E. James (the outlaw’s son) as a Hollywood actor.  Among his credits are two silent film performances portraying his father.

REVIEW:

Though this collectible is obviously meant for True West magazine buffs, casual readers may at least enjoy perusing it.  A caveat is that pre-teens should be precluded due to the recurring inferences of nasty frontier violence.  The writing itself is predictably superficial  – including occasionally incorrect historical details (i.e. as far as it’s known, Billy the Kid wasn’t shot by Pat Garrett in the back).  More so, the narrative sporadically implies some unsubstantiated legends or rumors as either facts or simply distinct possibilities. 

Case in point: in part due to geographical reality, Wyatt Earp and “Doc” Holliday are not credible suspects in Johnny Ringo’s odd mid-1882 death in the Arizona desert.  Like writers from past generations, “Haunted West” considers it a more entertaining Old West yarn of old school justice speculating that either Earp or Holliday might well have faced Ringo in a dramatic last showdown.  Providing any actual proof of such an occurrence is deemed otherwise irrelevant.        

The same inevitably applies to claims of purported supernatural hauntings and various claims of ghostly encounters.  The reporting is all deliberately kept vague without citing actual corroboration or specific eyewitness accounts.  Still, for entertainment’s sake, this magazine’s overall vibe is easily readable.  Even better is its enhancement via a wide assortment of historical photos and illustrations – mostly in black-and-white and others in vivid color. 

Ultimately, for adult Old West buffs, 2021’s “Haunted West” is worth exploring.  As to its journalistic credibility, that’s solely up to the judgment of individual readers.                

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

There is a helpful table-of-contents.  The last page provides the photo credits and identifies the magazine’s editorial staff.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                  7 Stars