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THE TRIAL OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK

SUMMARY:                          RUNNING TIME: 1 Hour, 40 Min.

The second Incredible Hulk TV reunion film premiered on NBC-TV on May 7, 1989.  Co-producing with New World Television (Marvel Comics’ then-owner) is Bill Bixby, who also directed the movie off Gerald DiPego’s script.  Per NBC’s expectations, Daredevil’s live-action debut serves as a backdoor TV series pilot; the same previously applied to Thor in 1988’s The Incredible Hulk Returns.   

In New York City, posing as farmworker ‘David Belson,’ a bearded Dr. David Banner (Bill Bixby) stumbles into a subway gang attack on enigmatic Ellie Mendez (Marta DuBois).  After the Hulk’s (Lou Ferrigno) intervention, Mendez shockingly accuses Banner (her Good Samaritan) of the crime, for which he is then arrested and incarcerated. 

Defended by blind attorney Matt Murdock (Streethawk’s Rex Smith), Banner subsequently becomes involved in a mysterious, black-clad vigilante’s crusade against mega-mobster Wilson Fisk (John Rhys-Davies).  Attempting to evade revelations of his past, Banner becomes Daredevil’s ally against Fisk.  Even with the Hulk watching his back, the masked hero’s super-sensitive, radar-like senses may not be enough to thwart the city’s nefarious ‘Kingpin of Crime.’      

Dr. David Banner (aka David Belson): Bill Bixby

The Hulk: Lou Ferrigno

Matt Murdock / Daredevil: Rex Smith

Wilson Fisk: John Rhys-Davies

NYPD Capt. Albert Tendelli: Joseph Mascolo

Al Pettiman: Richard Cummings Jr.

Christa Klein: Nancy Everhard

Ellie Mendez: Marta DuBois

Turk: Mark Acheson

Denny: John Novak

John: Dwight Koss

Farm Supervisor: Meredith Bain Woodward

Judge (dream sequence): Don MacKay

Prosecutor (dream sequence): Doug Abrahams

Baliff (dream sequence): Uncredited

Juror (dream sequence): Stan Lee {cameo}

Note: Double-featured with The Incredible Hulk Returns, this movie has been released to DVD.

REVIEW:

Not even mustering a hung jury, this shoddy Hulk team-up should be found guilty of a wasted opportunity.  Instead of finally resolving David Banner’s status quo as a fugitive, Bill Bixby opts for super-hero dreck starring far more Rex Smith than Lou Ferrigno. 

Resorting to an unsatisfying plot twist, Bixby has no creative justification excluding Ferrigno from his own movie’s fight scene climax.  Perhaps the movie’s production budget saved a few bucks this way, but more of Daredevil’s low-grade, martial art aerobics isn’t what viewers tuned in to see.  Exacerbating this dubious segment is Fisk’s laughable escape cop-out, as the movie’s cheapo special effects unconvincingly depict a makeshift helicopter.

Before proceeding further, another awful plot device should be addressed.  Trial’s unnecessarily dark vibe extends too far menacing Marta DuBois’ helplessly captive Ellie – i.e. one late scene infers she is likely to endure physical abuse or even potentially sexual violence in a supposedly kid-friendly TV property.

Let’s move on to the dream/nightmare sequence, which is the film’s deceptive attempt at justifying its dramatic title.  Specifically, an aggravated Banner’s Hulk-out on the witness stand ignites the Hulk’s unwarranted and exceedingly violent abuse of court personnel.  This scene’s continuity is so laughably poor that there’s no logical explanation why a heavily-bearded Banner would then transform into an un-bearded Hulk. 

Kudos should go to Ferrigno for performing his iconic role admirably well, no matter how the poorly-scripted Trial wastes his screen presence.  By comparison, Bixby’s acting is uninspired (like Returns, it’s far short of his Emmy-caliber work in the TV series); meanwhile, Rhys-Davies treats his villainous cardboard role like the paycheck it is.      

Finally, Rex Smith’s ultra-bland, ninja-like Daredevil resembles a bargain-basement Batman (no less than a month before Michael Keaton’s first Batman caper).  It’s peculiar watching Bixby & Ferrigno pitch themselves as Smith’s guest stars rather than logically vice-versa.  A more capable performer (other than Smith and his stunt double) might have salvaged Daredevil’s potential star power, but Trial’s weakly formulaic plotting would have still made it for naught.  As compared to its hokey predecessor co-starring Thor, the blah Trial isn’t nearly half as entertaining, let alone re-watchable.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      4 Stars

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THE DEATH OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK

SUMMARY:             RUNNING TIME: 1 Hour, 35 Min.

NBC-TV televised the Incredible Hulk reunion trilogy’s final installment on February 18, 1990.  For New World Television/New World International (Marvel Comics’ then-owner), Bill Bixby directed and executive-produced this film off Gerald DiPego’s script. 

Notes: Due to Death’s subsequently disappointing ratings, a potential sequel exploring the character’s subsequent resurrection was scuttled.  Hence, rumored possibilities of either She-Hulk (Brigitte Nielsen had even appeared in a glamorous photo shoot as the character) or possibly Iron Man guest-starring in future Marvel-friendly Hulk TV adventures never materialized. Still, Death has been released to DVD.

In Portland, Oregon, an undercover David Banner is now posing as David Bellamy, a mentally-impaired janitor working graveyard shifts.  Utilizing his after-hours access to a research laboratory, Banner routinely corrects equations in Dr. Ronald Pratt’s (Philip Sterling) theoretical work analyzing radiation.  Once Pratt confronts his secret intruder, Banner senses that his new friend has the necessary scientific resources to finally cure his affliction as the Hulk. 

Yet, Eastern European espionage pilfering Pratt’s work sets up Banner and young spy/burglar, Jasmin (Elizabeth Gracen, pre-Highlander: The Series), for a fateful showdown with her ruthless employers.     

Dr. David Banner / David Bellamy: Bill Bixby

The Hulk: Lou Ferrigno

Jasmin: Elizabeth Gracen

Dr. Ronald Pratt: Philip Sterling

Amy Pratt: Barbara Tarbuck

Bella: Anna Katarina (aka Anna Katerina)

Kasha: Andreas Katsulas

Zed: John Novak

Betty: Chilton Crane

Brenn: Dwight McFee   

REVIEW:

Given the title, it’s no wonder that Bill Bixby & Lou Ferrigno’s last Hulk adventure is so melancholic.  Ironically enough, the plot’s dire vibe draws closer in spirit to producer Kenneth Johnson’s TV series than the previous two reunion flicks.  Instead of pushing flashy Marvel super-heroes for their own backdoor TV pilots, this finale reverts to the classic Bixby/Ferrigno formula and a decent supporting cast … yet, with middling results. 

The inherent problem is that neither star/producer/director Bixby nor screenwriter Gerald DiPego can overcome a lackluster espionage angle that is near-unwatchable without Lou Ferrigno’s Hulk.  Case in point: a lame effort at comic relief — revealing a comatose Pratt’s dubious old nickname – should be deemed the less said the better.

Further, it’s readily evident that Death was filmed on the cheap (in Vancouver, Canada) – i.e. as few as they are, Bixby’s patented Hulk-outs are now conveniently relegated off-screen.  In one instance, a worked-up Bixby simply tilts over and, seconds later, comes back up as Ferrigno’s Hulk (whose spot-on performance is, at least, reliable as always).  Death’s penny-pinching cheats viewers, as the two prior reunion films (one with Thor and one with Daredevil) tried harder pleasing its target audience, no matter how ultra-cheesy the special effects looked. 

Ultimately, per Banner’s foreshadowed hint earlier in the script, Death’s poignant final moments briefly display Bixby’s best acting in the reunion trilogy.  It’s just unfortunate that this film’s measly production values (and lack of fun in any nostalgic sense) would end Bixby & Ferrigno’s thirteen-year Hulk franchise with a disappointingly weak Death

Perhaps fans ought to take some solace that the proposed fourth film – The Revenge of the Incredible Hulk was never produced.  From the insipid premise DiPego has publicly discussed, one might have seen depicted a resurrected Hulk now possessing Banner’s intellect and/or Bixby’s powerless Banner being compelled to re-irradiate himself to save the day.  Frankly, such desperate genre clichés makes Death’s definitive end (instead of its intended cop-out to justify Revenge) sound almost good by comparison.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:              3 Stars

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THE INCREDIBLE HULK RETURNS

SUMMARY:                RUNNING TIME: 1 Hour, 40 Min.

After a nearly six-year hiatus following CBS-TV’s cancellation of the original TV series, NBC-TV broadcast the first Incredible Hulk reunion film on May 2, 1988.  Bill Bixby produced and (unofficially) co-directed the movie with its screenwriter/credited director, Nicholas Corea, in the first-ever, live-action team-up of Marvel Comics super-heroes.   

Notes: The movie’s co-producers: New World Television (Marvel Comics’ then-owner) and Bixby’s production company excluded series creator Kenneth Johnson from participation.  Unlike the two subsequent reunion films, Returns was more scenically filmed in Southern California with a larger budget – i.e. filming Maggie Shaw’s ‘home’ on Malibu’s shoreline; recycling archival footage from the original 1977 TV pilot; and re-editing the TV show’s opening credits segment for this film.   

It has been two years since David Banner’s (Bill Bixby) last explosive Hulk-out.  Now re-established in Los Angeles, as the enigmatic ‘Dr. David Bannion,’ Banner is romantically involved with his colleague, bio-geneticist Dr. Maggie Shaw (Lee Purcell)

More so, Banner is the project leader for the Lambert Institute’s new ‘Gamma Transponder,’ which is hyped for its massive potential recycling radioactive waste energy.  While Banner’s ulterior motive is to use the Transponder to finally cure himself, an Lambert Institute insider sells the Transponder’s experimental technology on the black market.

Banner’s efforts are further complicated by the arrival of former student and now-physician, Dr. Donald Blake (Steve Levitt), with his own unwanted, Marvel-friendly partner: the battle-happy Thor (Eric Allan Kramer).  Due to the Hulk and Thor’s repetitive interference,  two ruthless Cajun mercenaries and their gang become increasingly desperate to obtain the Transponder’s secrets. 

Perhaps even worse yet for Banner is the threat of his old nemesis: tabloid journalist Jack McGee, who smells a connection between this elusive ‘Dr. Bannion’ and the resurfaced Hulk.    

Dr. David Banner / Dr. David Bannion: Bill Bixby

The Hulk: Lou Ferrigno

Dr. Margaret “Maggie” Shaw: Lee Purcell

Dr. Donald “Don” Blake: Steve Levitt

Thor: Eric Allan Kramer

Joshua “Josh” Lambert: John Gabriel

Zack Lambert: Jay Baker

Mike Fouche: Charles Napier

Jack LeBeau: Tim Thomerson

Biker Bar Girl: Peisha Arten (aka Peisha McPhee)

Roy (Security Guard): Uncredited

Jogging Beach Girl: Uncredited

Mark (McGee’s Editor – voice only): Uncredited

LeBeau’s Henchman: Nick Costa; Carl Ciarfalio; Bobby McLaughlin; Burke Denis; & Donald Willis

TV Series Credits Narrator: Ted Cassidy (uncredited archival voice)

More Notes: As a double-feature, this title, along with its 1989 sequel, “The Trial of the Incredible Hulk,” has been released to DVD. Among various logic and visual gaffes one might spot, there’s even a verbal contradiction of the original TV series.  Blake’s dialogue remembers a then-bearded, academic Banner as “his favorite scientist” and a “resident Merlin” at Harvard a decade before.  That claim doesn’t jive with the show’s first-season time frame (1978) where a ‘dead’ Banner was already the Hulk and on the run as a fugitive.  

REVIEW:

In spite of its adherence to the TV series opening credits and Lance Rubin’s mimicking of Joseph Harnell’s familiar theme music, The Incredible Hulk Returns makes no pretense to Kenneth Johnson’s insistence upon character depth.  Along with its rudimentary dialogue, this film’s easy-to-digest, action-adventure plot is built for undemanding all-ages entertainment, i.e. Thor’s guest presence in a backdoor pilot for his own possible TV series. 

It’s then no surprise that Bill Bixby’s normally Emmy-caliber acting seems utterly phoned in this time.  Though Bixby isn’t at his best, he still re-establishes the reliable TV magic shared with Lou Ferrigno & Jack Colvin.  Consider that a welcome solace, as compared to what little characterization their supporting cast is given to work with. 

In particular, the cardboard TV baddies played by familiar suspects Tim Thomerson and Charles Napier too often resort to simplistic clichés and catchphrases explaining their rationale as black market cutthroats.  Fortunately, Lee Purcell and Steve Levitt, given their own circumstances, still conjure up likable efforts, along with Eric Allan Kramer’s not-so-mighty/bright yet amusingly goofy Thor. 

Overcoming its ultra-cheesy special effects and a deliberately hokey plot, The Incredible Hulk Returns easily surpasses its two successors, in terms of both Hollywood production values and pure entertainment value.  Suffice to say, with some help from the first live-action ‘Thor,’ Bixby & Ferrigno’s welcome reunion offers all a Late 80’s TV movie budget reasonably can, with nostalgic charm to spare.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                  6 Stars

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STAR TREK MOVIE MEMORIES

Written by William Shatner & Chris Kreski

SUMMARY:

Released by HarperCollins Publishers in 1994, this 358-page hardcover is William Shatner & Chris Kreski’s follow-up to their popular 1993 memoir: Star Trek Memories, which revisited the original TV series. 

Utilizing the same narrative-by-committee format as before, Star Trek Movie Memories incorporates perspectives from: producers Harve Bennett, Rick Berman, & Ralph Winter; actors David Gautreaux, Ricardo Montalban, Malcolm McDowell, & Patrick Stewart; Gene Roddenberry’s former assistant, Richard Arnold; screenwriters Harold Livingston & Ron Moore; and directors Robert Wise & Nicholas Meyer. 

Among Shatner’s long-time co-stars, Leonard Nimoy and George Takei are significant contributors.   Included only briefly in the text are: Nichelle Nichols; Walter Koenig; Michael Dorn; James Doohan; Persis Khambatta; Christopher Lloyd; Kim Cattrall; and DeForest Kelley.

Shatner first recalls his July 1968 meet-and-greet with NASA personnel a year before Apollo 11’s historic launch.  A few days later, Star Trek would commence production on its third and final season, which Shatner ruefully notes is soon doomed to failure.  Recovering from Trek’s cancellation (both personally and professionally), the ex-Captain Kirk describes the franchise’s subsequent rebirth. 

He covers the full gamut: Roddenberry’s controversial God Thing script; the dawn of the convention circuit, the animated TV program, and Trek’s misfired relaunches as either a low-budget feature film or a sequel TV series (Star Trek: Phase II). 

Supplemented by his colleagues’ observations, Shatner recalls each of the original cast’s six Trek films, including their collective satisfaction re: The Wrath of Khan.  He also discusses his recruitment for 1994’s Star Trek: Generations, which includes the deleted orbital skydiving sequence.  In detail, Shatner reveals, from Nevada’s scorching Valley of Fire, the filming of Kirk’s original death scene.  The book’s last-minute final page reveals that he is being unexpectedly recalled to Generations’ Valley of Fire set for additional filming.

Notes: As with Star Trek Memories, this book is available in hardcover and paperback formats.  Movie Memories’ paperback edition sports a different introduction discussing Star Trek Generations’ reshoot of the Picard & Kirk vs. Soran sequence (as well as mentioning Shatner’s second divorce).

REVIEW:

Shatner & Kreski’s likable style ensures that Trekkers again consume an insider’s account that is consistently both entertaining and intriguing.  For instance, producer/screenwriter Harold Livingston’s take on his ugly feud with Gene Roddenberry, during the prolonged production of The Motion Picture, seems plausible.  Comments from Leonard Nimoy (effectively Trek’s reliable statesman) and Nicholas Meyer coping with Paramount’s studio politics amidst creating Treks II, III, IV, and VI are also illuminating, as such obstructionism becomes a recurring pattern. 

One should also give some credit where it’s due: Shatner concedes that Star Trek V was a failure, as he explains how it wasn’t necessarily all his fault, given the circumstances. It’s fairly acknowledged why Bennett, Nimoy, Kelley, Roddenberry, and screenwriter David Loughery all had misgivings re: The Final Frontier‘s dubious script. Unsurprisingly, Shatner doesn’t accept that the biblical-like epic he had first envisioned was his own bizarre Captain Kirk ego trip that Paramount gradually deep-sixed. Suffice to say, the heavily-diluted dreck Final Frontier became almost looks good by comparison to what first-time director Shatner’s initial story synopsis sought to do.

Shatner, at least, keeps his other self-serving claims to a minimum — i.e., an eye-roller about how, at a post-Star Trek IV premiere party, he amusingly pressures Paramount’s studio chief, Frank Mancuso, into letting him direct Star Trek V, or how he ‘improves’ Kirk’s weakly-devised murder on the Generations set just prior to its original filming. 

The former, of course, stems from the long-standing Shatner/Nimoy ‘favored nations’ contractual requirement where they received equal everything, so Paramount already knew long before of Shatner’s directorial ambitions.  As for the Generations death scene, the fact that test audiences despised the concept of Kirk being mortally wounded (by a cowardly phaser blast) enough to force a subsequent reshoot speaks for itself. 

Still, the bulk of what Movie Memories states happened appears accurate, as corroborated by others, which stands consistent with Shatner’s mission statement in the acknowledgments section.  No matter the extent Kreski actually penned Movie Memories, what Shatner has devised is a refreshing treat for any Trek fan.  The only caveat is that its smattering of profanities should preclude middle schoolers as a potential audience.       

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

The acknowledgments section spells out Shatner’s mindset researching this project.  Aside from black-and-white photos, there is an eight-page color photo spread between pages 150 and 151.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                           8 Stars

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WWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS – THE BRITISH BULLDOGS (DAVEY BOY SMITH & THE DYNAMITE KID) VS. KING KONG BUNDY & “BIG” JOHN STUDD, WITH BOBBY “THE BRAIN” HEENAN {Non-Title Match} (WWF Televison: Taped May 7, 1986)

SUMMARY:                                   RUNNING TIME: 6:58 Min.

Though the arena isn’t identified, this non-title house show bout was taped for WWF television on May 17, 1986.  Occurring several weeks after WrestleMania 2, the WWF World Tag Team Champions – The British Bulldogs (Davey Boy Smith & The Dynamite Kid) face Bobby Heenan’s behemoth duo: King Kong Bundy and “Big” John Studd.  One can hear Heenan wisely advising his befuddled charges to slow things down into their style of brawling vs. allowing the fast-paced action the agile Bulldogs excel in. 

The commentators are: Vince McMahon, Bruno Sammartino, & Ernie Ladd.  Having done the math, Sammartino mentions that Bundy alone outweighs the lithe Bulldogs.   

REVIEW:

Seeing the Bulldogs in their championship prime is a welcome treat, even against sluggish opposition like Studd & Bundy.  This inconclusive bout itself doesn’t accomplish much, but two elements are readily present. 

First, the far smaller Bulldogs are impressive outclassing two of WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan’s biggest challengers.  Indicating they could defeat them, it’s a bold move by the WWF stating somebody other than Hogan, the Junkyard Dog, & André the Giant can effectively trade blows with the lumbering Studd & Bundy.  Suffice to say, even this match’s non-finish adds early depth to the Bulldogs’ title reign.

Secondly, the WWF teases a potential Bundy vs. Studd feud to gauge fan interest.  This spot is decently played, though nothing further occurred prior to Studd’s departure from the WWF in late 1986.  If anything, this relatively fast showdown is a neat reminder of how the Bulldogs revitalized the WWF’s mid-80’s tag team scene.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     6 Stars

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RICKY “THE DRAGON” STEAMBOAT VS. “RAVISHING” RICK RUDE, WITH BOBBY “THE BRAIN” HEENAN (WWF SuperStars of Wrestling: Taped February 6, 1988)

SUMMARY:                     RUNNING TIME: 11:12  Min.

Taped at Hersheypark Arena, in Hershey, PA, supposedly on February 6, 1988, this bout leads off an episode of the WWF’s syndicated SuperStars of Wrestling TV series.  Commencing a rematch shortly after the WWF’s original Royal Rumble, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat faces off vs. Bobby Heenan’s ultra-arrogant henchman: “Ravishing” Rick Rude. 

The commentators are: Vince McMahon, Bruno Sammartino, & Jesse “The Body” Ventura, who tease the ‘major’ WWF World Championship controversy stemming from NBC’s The Main Event the night before.   

REVIEW:

Though this bout isn’t as good as their Royal Rumble clash, Ricky Steamboat and Rick Rude exude terrific in-ring chemistry.  To start tilting viewers towards hype for the upcoming WrestleMania IV, additional star power is included from “The King” Harley Race, Hercules, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, and a young Ultimate Warrior. 

Overall, this Steamboat vs. Rude encounter isn’t DVD-worthy, but it still packs sufficient fun for at least one viewing.  Also, one should consider this bout (not to mention, their Royal Rumble showdown) as a prelude to Steamboat & Rude’s awesome slugfests in WCW four years later.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:               5½ Stars

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RANDY SAVAGE (WITH ELIZABETH) VS. CURT HENNIG (WCW Monday Nitro: Aired August 11, 1997)

SUMMARY:                          RUNNING TIME: 6:23  Min.

Though the arena isn’t identified, this match was taped for WCW Monday Nitro on August 11, 1997.  On one side is the NWO’s “Macho Man” Randy Savage, with his ex-wife/valet/manager, Elizabeth.  Opposing them is WCW’s latest recruit from the rival WWF: Curt Hennig – the former “Mr. Perfect,” who hasn’t decided yet on what faction he will likely join.  For historical purposes, this TV bout pits the WWF’s sporadic ‘Perfect Team’ from 1992-93 against each other.    

On commentary are Tony Schiavone, “Iron” Mike Tenay, and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan.  Guest appearances are made by Diamond Dallas Page, Scott Hall, and “The Total Package” Lex Luger. 

REVIEW:

Slowed by accumulative injuries, the 39-year old Hennig has trouble keeping pace with a still-spry, 44-year old Savage.  What little viewers witness won’t nostalgically remind them of Savage & Hennig’s chemistry at the WWF’s 1992 Survivor Series.  Playing a tweener, Hennig simply looks lethargic against Savage’s more aggressive and relentless heel (including his patented move of cowering behind Elizabeth). 

What sinks this already mediocre bout is plenty of pointless outside interference – i.e. why would Page pounce on Hennig, if Savage is his current arch-enemy?  Once Page, Hall, and then Luger all hit the ring, Hennig goes conveniently out of sight and is instantly forgotten.  Hence, the focus inexplicably shifts to Luger protecting Page from Savage & Hall’s NWO gang beating. 

Had WCW trusted Savage and Hennig to conjure up a decent TV showdown (including an actual conclusion), what they had going was sufficient – just barely.  Yet, by resorting to the typical WCW trash finish, this bout’s meager potential is unsurprisingly wasted for viewers.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                  3½ Stars

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NIKITA KOLOFF VS. AL PEREZ, WITH GARY HART (NWA World Championship Wrestling: Taped 6-25-88)

SUMMARY:                             RUNNING TIME: 6:32  Min.

This match’s latter portion appeared on the NWA’s World Championship Wrestling TV program, on or about June 25, 1988.  

Taped at the James L. Knight Center, in Miami, FL, the bout actually occurred at Clash of the Champions II: Miami Mayhem (June 8, 1988).  This match’s uncut running time is 11:51. Setting up a feud for the annual “Great American Bash” house show tour, “The Russian Nightmare” Nikita Koloff faces off vs. Gary Hart’s protégé: former WCCW (World Class) Champion “The Latin Heartthrob” Al Perez.  As an outnumbered Koloff is wary of, the possibility is open that Hart’s other nefarious associate, Larry Zbyszko, may intervene.   

After announcers Tony Schiavone and David Crockett introduce this match (already in progress), the ringside commentators are Schiavone and Bob Caudle.   

REVIEW:

For what little viewers get, pitting Perez’s athleticism against Koloff’s reliable in-ring star power suggests solid potential.  While the underrated wrestling itself is good, what’s missing is some necessary heel charisma from Perez.  The 3-on-1 post-match attack on Koloff offers typical NWA TV shenanigans, but this villainous sequence is hardly must-see viewing. 

Though Koloff vs. Perez offers a decent brawl, a better choice is Koloff battling “Ravishing” Rick Rude (with Madusa) in 1992. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                 5½ Stars

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THE JUNKYARD DOG VS. KING KONG BUNDY (WWF Television: Taped 1986)

SUMMARY:                         RUNNING TIME: 10:52  Min.

Taped at the Boston Garden for a 1986 WWF house show, the Junkyard Dog faces off vs. King Kong Bundy.  Bundy’s manager, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, is absent from ringside.  “Gorilla” Monsoon and “Mean” Gene Okerlund supply the commentary (though if they are actually at ringside, they are unseen).  The future “Dangerous” Danny Davis is the assigned referee. 

REVIEW:

It’s accurate when Okerlund describes Bundy in this showdown as “lethargic;” still, it’s far more realistic describing both guys that way.  Seeing these heavy hitters in action is nostalgic mid-80’s fun, but their actual match quality amounts to a ‘sluggish-fest’ lumbering to an unsurprising DQ finish. 

What seems most out of character is for the heroic JYD to physically bash referee Danny Davis (long before his actual heel turn) in the post-match shenanigans.  This last twist only completes a disappointing ten minutes for pro wrestling fans.        

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                   3½ Stars

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“MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE VS. “STUNNING STEVE AUSTIN (WITH COL. ROBERT PARKER) (WCW Saturday Night: Taped May 27, 1995)

SUMMARY:                              RUNNING TIME: 7:36  Min.

Recorded May 27, 1995, in Charlotte, NC, WCW Saturday Night offers this second-round battle in the WCW U.S. Title tournament pitting “Macho Man” Randy Savage vs. “Stunning” Steve Austin.  Cigar-smoking manager, Col. Robert Parker, appears in his blond protégé’s corner.  The question: will the WWF’s future “Stone Cold” legend end up eating one of “Macho Man” Savage’s patented flying elbow sandwiches?    

Prior to the match, Dusty Rhodes & Eric Bischoff hype Savage’s feud with “Nature Boy” Ric Flair from Slamboree 1995.  At ringside, the commentators are Tony Schiavone and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan. 

Next up for the match’s winner in this title tournament is a clash with “Nature Boy” Ric Flair.

Note: Savage’s 1995-96 feud with Flair extended through seven WCW Pay-Per-Views: Slamboree, The Great American Bash, Bash at the Beach, the first World War 3, Starrcade ’95, SuperBrawl VI, and Uncensored ’96.  Including four WCW World Title changes, their storyline would rage on-and-off through to the 1996 Great American Bash.

REVIEW:

It isn’t a shocker amidst WCW’s Hulk-A-Mania era that Savage’s dominating star power prevails against a brash Austin … regardless of the younger star’s prior WCW World TV and U.S. title reigns, etc.      

What’s stunning (pardon the expression), however, is that this video’s meager length includes: 1. Rhodes & Bischoff’s introduction, 2. Austin and Savage’s ring entrances, 3. quick post-match highlights, and 4. Savage’s post-match interview with Schiavone.  A fast-paced TV bout is somehow squeezed in, as its initially competitive fire gives way to a squash finish.  Remarkably, Savage & Austin’s showdown is already finished with two minutes still to go in this video.    

Still, there’s some good news.  With a lithe Savage (close to his mid-80’s physique) and Austin sharing comparable size and compatible ring styles, this sampler is really more a glimpse of a tantalizing what-if.  One can just imagine a mid-90’s feud between these immortal WWF/WWE Hall-of-Famers in a WCW ring.  Hence, this 1995 flashback previews a fantasy Pay-Per-View showdown. 

Of what little viewers get, Savage and Austin demonstrate terrific in-ring chemistry, though a game Austin is scripted to lose far too soon.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    4½ Stars

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