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STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER

SUMMARY:                               RUNNING TIME: Approx. 105 Min.

This 1989 sequel is directed (and co-written) by William Shatner. Set shortly after Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, the new U.S.S. Enterprise-A’s shakedown cruise has been a dismal failure.  Forced to cope with the ship’s various malfunctions (including a disabled transporter), Captain Kirk’s short-handed crew is sent on a covert deep space mission to the remote planet, Nimbus III, to rescue three abducted diplomats, including one Klingon and one Romulan. 

An enigmatic Vulcan renegade named Sybok and his brainwashed cult hijack the Enterprise for a vision quest to the center of the universe seeking out ‘God,’ or whom he calls ‘Sha Kaa Ree.’ Meanwhile, a Klingon warship is in hot pursuit, as its commander seeks high-profile glory taking down the despised Kirk.    

Captain James T. Kirk: William Shatner

Captain Spock: Leonard Nimoy   

Dr. Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy: DeForest Kelley

Sybok: Laurence Luckinbill

Commander Hikaru Sulu: George Takei

Sarek (voice cameo): Mark Lenard

Commander Nyota Uhura: Nichelle Nichols

Commander Pavel Chekov: Walter Koenig

Captain Montgomery ‘Scotty’ Scott: James Doohan

St. John Talbot: David Warner

General Korrd: Charles Cooper  

Captain Klaa: Todd Bryant

Vixis: Spice Williams-Crosby

Caitlin Dar: Cynthia Gouw

‘God’ (voice): George Murdoch

David McCoy: Bill Quinn        

Starfleet Admiral: Harve Bennett

REVIEW:

The underwhelming Enterprise-A is an ironically apt metaphor for this cinematic misfire, as nothing quite works right. Foregoing Industrial Light & Magic’s expertise, the film’s much-maligned special effects will impress no one. Despite its sizable budget, Final Frontier is easily the cheapest-looking Trek film ever made.

Still, William Shatner deserves some credit for energizing his big-screen directorial debut with action-adventure, old-school Trek banter, and fresh outdoor locales – not to mention, Hiroshima’s briefly-heard jazz fusion gem entitled “The Moon’s a Window to Heaven.”  Such assets keep in mind that Shatner and Treks II-V producer Harve Bennett had more than three years and at least a $25-33 million budgetary playpen to conjure up something good after The Voyage Home

Structured more like an Original Series TV episode, the sole pivotal moments stem from painful glimpses into Spock and McCoy’s private lives.  DeForest Kelley, in the film’s best scene, pulls off McCoy’s heartbreaking secret with class. As for Leonard Nimoy, it’s disappointing (yet hardly surprising) that he merely phones it in – bringing to mind Harrison Ford’s apathetic take on Han Solo in Return of the Jedi.  Clearly, Nimoy’s quality control efforts in directing/producing Treks III, IV, and VI is an element that Final Frontier sorely lacks. The same applies to the absence of classy director-screenwriter Nicholas Meyer. 

That’s where Final Frontier’s biggest gaffe falls upon Shatner for peddling such a misguided storyline. Desperately trying to streamline Shatner’s visionary ambitions, the dubious compromises Bennett and Paramount made with Shatner result in a horribly clunky script (i.e. awkward bits of comic relief and plenty of bad science – i.e. ‘The Great Barrier’ ). Hence, the storyline’s composite of thematic retreads constitutes a fatal dose of unnecessary déjà vu.     

Note: Case in point: all first six Trek films insist upon showing the Enterprise departing Earth at some point – couldn’t Shatner & Bennett have bothered to change things up and actually move the crew’s shore leave to another planet?  It wouldn’t have been hard for Paramount’s special effects team to digitally alter Yosemite National Park’s sky to some other color, throw in some weird-looking fake plants, and call it a different world.  Just a thought … 

Nearly everything is weakly recycled – i.e. composer Jerry Goldsmith lifts his own work from 1979’s Star Trek: The Motion Picture and Star Trek: The Next Generation to makeshift Final Frontier’s main theme.  Trekkers will have seen most other gimmicks of Final Frontier before, too: a broken-down Enterprise; Kirk’s ship hijacked for the umpteenth time; Kirk, Spock, and McCoy setting aside personal squabbles to save the day; and, from any worn-out dramatic playbook, even the long-lost brother cliché. 

Imagine this: the lackluster Final Frontier is a watered-down compromise from what Shatner first sought, according to his memoir, Star Trek: Movie Memories.  His initial aim was supposedly mocking corrupted televangelism, which somehow meant incorporating a Kirk-escapes-Hell-like climax after the Enterprise crew searches for God.  Unsurprisingly, Paramount Pictures nixed Shatner’s most bizarre twists for Final Frontier from being filmed.    

Shatner’s memoir also alludes to Gene Roddenberry’s controversial (and unproduced) Trek script, The God Thing, that Paramount had earlier vetoed in the mid-seventies.  Shatner’s far tamer Final Frontier tries treading similar religious turf, but the generally negative reaction from fans and critics speaks for itself.  Despite some warm sentiments, the movie’s biggest cop-out (re: God’s true location) only reiterates Final Frontier’s cliché-fest. 

If the film’s reluctant Federation/Klingon/Romulan alliance had been cleverly re-configured, Final Frontier might have been an ideal prelude to 1991’s far darker Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.  Instead, its faulty basic premise: Captain Kirk confronts ‘God’ with the question: “What does ‘God’ need with a starship?” starts fizzling out right after the main credits.  

Final Frontier isn’t an unrepentant cure for insomnia like The Motion Picture, but, given what little this movie offers viewers, it’s no loss that Paramount won’t pursue a possible ‘Director’s Cut.’      

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING: 3½ Stars

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STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE

SUMMARY:         RUNNING TIME: Approx. 132 Min.

Directed by Robert Wise, this $40-million 1979 production essentially launched the concept of rebooting old TV shows as big-budget films. 

Set approximately three years after the Original Series ended, a newly-refitted U.S.S. Enterprise is the Federation’s only hope of intercepting an ominous cosmic cloud headed towards Earth.  Supported by his familiar bridge crew, Admiral James T. Kirk resumes command to lead them in a fateful encounter with the machine-like entity dubbing itself as ‘V’Ger.’ 

Admiral James T. Kirk: William Shatner

Spock: Leonard Nimoy   

Dr. Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy: DeForest Kelley

Lt. Ilia: Persis Khambatta

Lt. Commander Hikaru Sulu: George Takei

Klingon Commander: Mark Lenard

Lt. Commander Nyota Uhura: Nichelle Nichols

Lt. Pavel Chekov: Walter Koenig

Commander Montgomery ‘Scotty’ Scott: James Doohan

Dr. Christine Chapel: Majel Barrett

Captain Willard Decker: Stephen Collins

Lt. Janice Rand: Grace Lee Whitney   

REVIEW:

Forty-plus years doesn’t generate fresh nostalgia for Star Trek’s first movie.  Still, one should keep this much in mind: Motion Picture (TMP) endured a convoluted history. First, it was meant as a low-budget, big-screen revival; then, its aborted Phase II incarnation was supposed to launch a high-profile sequel TV series (minus Nimoy and possibly Shatner’s eventual dismissal); and, finally, a let’s-break-the-bank mega-movie to cash in on Star Wars-mania.  Ultimately, hapless viewers are left with what amounts to ‘Star Trek: The Slow-Motion Picture.’ 

While big-league special effects vastly upgraded the Enterprise, the misguided filmmakers (franchise creator Gene Roddenberry, chief among them) couldn’t/wouldn’t grasp that their monotonous epic isn’t Trek-style entertainment.  Offering grandiose platitudes, like “the human adventure is just beginning,” don’t cut it as a creative substitute for making this movie any more watchable or any less motionless. 

Setting Robert Wise’s classiness aside, his dramatic sensibilities totally mismatch with Trek.  Contributing factors further include the total absence of action-adventure; the film’s ultra-sterilized look (i.e. the drab gray pajama-like Starfleet uniforms); and, undeniably, the cast’s taking themselves-far-too-seriously performances.  Case in point: clearly looking a decade older, Kirk, Spock, and McCoy come off as dead-serious; their endearing TV charisma is nowhere in sight. 

While Roddenberry doesn’t rip off the pulpy glamor of Star Wars, what still doesn’t make sense is why he utterly disregarded the appeal of The Original Series as is. Still, the biggest self-inflicted mistake is Roddenberry’s stubborn insistence that the film’s recycled script forcibly mind-meld the premise of a forgettable Original Series episode, “The Changeling,” with 2001: A Space Odyssey

Hence, the ultra-pretentious TMP saps all the colorful energy powering The Original Series.  As this space opera drags on (with Kirk and Co.’s vague observations of V’Ger spelled out ad nauseam), hope fades that Shatner & Nimoy might still salvage this tone-deaf disaster.

If given the choice, watching 1984’s gloriously stupid The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai would be preferable.  Banzai is clearly sci-fi pulp farce, but, at least, that quirky cult favorite doesn’t strive to bore its viewers.  TMP’s elitist storytelling, by comparison, blurs into a cinematic sleeping pill — it’s just not nearly as fast-acting as Spock’s Vulcan nerve pinch.

P.S. Here’s this reviewer’s quick take re: which inept Trek movie is a better viewing bet – Star Trek V: The Final Frontier or TMP? The edge goes to Final Frontier – William Shatner’s 1989 directorial misfire at least tries to recapture the adventurous spirit of The Original Series.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING: 3 Stars

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HOPSCOTCH

SUMMARY:                   Running Time: 1 Hour, 44 Min.

With author Brian Garfield loosely co-adapting his same-titled 1975 novel, this R-rated 1980 comedy directed by Ronald Neame mocks Cold War intrigue.  Unexpectedly demoted to a desk job for insubordination, sixty-ish CIA field ace Miles Kendig (Matthau) absconds to Austria and quietly reunites with his ex-colleague, Isobel (Jackson). 

Inspired by a chance comment by his friendly KGB rival, Yaskov (Lom), Kendig retaliates against his blowhard ex-boss, Myerson (Beatty), from afar by writing an explosive tell-all memoir.  Mailed a sample first chapter, Myerson desperately realizes that Kendig intends to expose his long history of ruthless slimeball tactics (otherwise referred to as “dirty tricks”).  

Kendig’s insightful protégé, Joe Cutter (Waterston), reluctantly follows Myerson’s orders to chase his old friend down.  Meanwhile, with Isobel’s loving help, Kendig cunningly plays an international cat-and-mouse game, with the CIA, FBI, and the KGB, all in hot pursuit.

Changing up the rules of the revenge game, as he goes, proves a fun (not to mention, expensive) way for Kendig to spend his forced retirement. Deliciously baiting his ex-boss with one humiliation after another, Kendig’s risk-taking means finding out if publishing this exposé ultimately signs his death warrant.    

Note: The movie’s title (as with the novel) is the same as Kendig’s memoir.

Miles Kendig: Walter Matthau

Myerson: Ned Beatty   

Isobel Von Schoenberg: Glenda Jackson

Joe Cutter: Sam Waterston

Yaskov: Herbert Lom

Leonard Ross: David Matthau

Parker Westlake: George Baker

Carla: Lucy Saroyan

Maddox: Severn Darden

Follett: Douglas Dirkson

REVIEW:

Aside from its generous slew of profanities (i.e. Myerson’s multiple F-bombs), this intelligent spy-caper comedy for grown-ups delivers vintage Walter Matthau.  Enjoying sly chemistry with the ensemble cast, Matthau’s everyman charm conveys Kendig’s personal vendetta against his bureaucratic nemesis.  Making it look easy, Glenda Jackson, Herbert Lom, and Sam Waterston pitch in, as necessary, to help carry various scenes. 

As the buffoonish Myerson, Ned Beatty’s expletive-laced meltdowns are hilarious (especially, in the Savannah shootout sequence), making him a perfect foil for Matthau’s witty hijinks.  Matthau’s own son, David, and Douglas Dirkson are terrific as Myerson’s mustachioed operatives helping Cutter pursue Kendig.  Matthau’s step-daughter, Lucy Saroyan, cameos as a breezy freelance pilot, as she shares a fun in-joke late in the film.       

Perhaps the most welcome element is how this cast, in a mix of locales worthy of a James Bond film, plausibly imbue their characters as ordinary people in the spy business.  The only letdown stems from the movie’s choice not to divulge Myerson’s ultimate fate (who knows? – maybe he gets promoted, just for irony’s sake).  Leaving it to the audience’s imagination is too much of a cop-out, much like how the script teases Myerson’s sleazy misdeeds without actually divulging specifics. 

Aside from this quibble, the spy game satire of Hopscotch is first-class entertainment.  If one is looking for an underrated comedy gem (complete with a finely-tuned, Mozart-heavy classical music score), then Matthau’s Hopscotch makes perfect sense.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING: 8½ Stars

Note: Pairing this movie with Grumpy Old Men or IQ (with an older Matthau in peak comedic form) makes good sense.  Considering the Herbert Lom connection, Hopscotch is also an ideal double-feature option with Inspector Clouseau’s best capers, i.e. A Shot in the Dark or The Pink Panther Strikes Again

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