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AT HOME WITH THE MUNSTERS

SUMMARY:                              RUNNING TIME: 41:00 Min.

This novelty tie-in album was first released by Golden Records in 1964 to exploit the 1964-66 TV series’ popularity.  BMG Records subsequently re-issued the album in 2021.  Featuring the primary cast (Yvonne De Carlo, Fred Gwynne, Al Lewis, Pat Priest – the second ‘Marilyn Munster,’ and Butch Patrick), the album’s script and lyrics were written by Bob Mosher.  The show’s composer, Jack Marshall, supplies the instrumental score.  Ezra Stone directed this recording project. 

The premise has Herman taking young listeners (as an unseen neighbor) on a late morning tour of the Munsters’ home and meeting the family.  The tracks and mostly spoken-word tunes are:

SIDE A:

  1. At The Munsters (note: The young vocalists sing lyrics over an adaptation of the TV theme).
  2. Herman Says “Hello” (Gwynne)
  3. It Takes All Kinds of People (Gwynne: song vocals)
  4. Everyone is Welcome (Gwynne & De Carlo: song vocals) 
  5. Meet Our Pets (De Carlo & Gwynne)
  6. Meet Grandpa! (Gwynne, De Carlo, & Lewis)
  7. Grandpa’s Lab (Gwynne & Lewis: song vocals)
  8. Eddie!(Gwynne & Patrick)
  9. I Wish Everyone Was Born That Way (Patrick: song vocals)
  10. Marilyn: “When Will I Find a Boyfriend for Me?”  (Gwynne & Priest: vocals)
  11. Nice of You to Drop In / At The Munsters (reprise) (Gwynne: vocals & De Carlo: vocals)

SIDE B:

  1. Herman’s Favorite Story (Gwynne summarizes the episode: “Grandpa’s Call of the Wild”)
  2. Lily’s Favorite Story  (De Carlo summarizes the episode: “If A Martian Answers, Hang Up”)
  3. Grandpa’s Favorite Recipe  (Lewis explains how to make Grandpa’s Do-It-Yourself magic potion)
  4. Final Theme.  (jazz Instrumental). 

Herman Munster: Fred Gwynne

Lily Munster: Yvonne De Carlo

Grandpa (Dracula): Al Lewis

Marilyn Munster: Pat Priest

Eddie Munster: Butch Patrick

Kid Vocalists (Track 1): Uncredited.

REVIEW:

For a kiddie recording (consistent with a popular 1960’s trend), this album is predictably the equivalent of a Munsters radio show.  To the record company’s credit, the album’s contents, sound-wise, have been kept in pristine shape.  Side A is geared towards teasing the show’s campy gimmicks while Side B is all padding.  Narrating most of the album, Fred Gwynne, in particular, delivers an endearingly low-key performance.

Sporting droll, tongue-in-cheek imagination, die-hard Munsters fans will appreciate this rare supplement to the TV series.  The flip side is that the TV show’s reliance upon sight gags becomes lost in translation when the cast has only minimal sound effects to work with.  For all others, the album is surely a forty-minute eyeroll. 

Unlike Bobby “Boris” Pickett’s spoofy “Monster Mash” tune, this album’s antiquated camp humor practically creaks in comparison.  At Home With The Munsters, unfortunately, would fall flat and quickly be deemed boring at a kindergarten’s Halloween party in the 2020’s.  Hence, classic TV nostalgia, if anything, is the sole purpose for obtaining this album.    

PACKAGING:

The outer casing accurately lists the credits and tracks without any running times.  An interior sleeve effectively shields the record.  No matter how dated the album’s material is, the packaging design is first-rate.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                          3½ Stars

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THE RATINGS GAME: BEST & WORST OF BASIL RATHBONE’S SHERLOCK HOLMES FILMS

In tribute to Basil Rathbone & Nigel Bruce’s Sherlock Holmes movie legacy, Odd Moon Media Reviews offers its candid assessment of their 1939-1946 movie franchise. 

Twentieth Century Fox produced the first two films in 1939 with first-caliber budgets allowing reasonably close adherence to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s storytelling.  Curiously, the second entry (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes) shares the name of an actual Conan Doyle short story anthology; however, the movie is really a loose adaptation of William Gillette’s popular 1899 same-named stage play.    

Contractual issues with the Conan Doyle estate stalled the Basil Rathbone/Nigel Bruce franchise for three years until Universal Pictures revived it with cost-effective changes.  Due to streamlined budgeting (and a practical nod to war propaganda), the films’ setting was updated to the wartime 1940’s.  Further, these subsequent Rathbone/Bruce films lifted various elements from Conan Doyle’s tales rather than freely adapting a Holmes title like The Hound of The Baskervilles.  In a few instances (i.e. Sherlock Holmes in Washington), the original screenplay is even devoid of Doyle’s work.         

Released in quick succession, Universal’s twelve entries are of a generally consistent caliber.  For instance, Universal’s rotating stock ensemble where character actors inhabit different roles throughout the series (i.e. three different actors portray ‘Professor Moriarty’) might give observant viewers a sense of déjà vu.  Hence, judging these films objectively becomes somewhat harder than it sounds. 

Gauging their current watchability, the entire roster of films are ranked below in reverse order. 

ANALYSIS:

14. Sherlock Holmes in Washington (1943)   71 minutes.  Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: At England’s behest, Holmes and Watson go to Washington, D.C. to help retrieve missing microfilm that the Allies can’t dare let fall into enemy hands.  Their ruthless opposition is an international spy ring that will readily eliminate anyone getting in their way.  

Apart from Holmes & Watson’s chauffeured tour of the city’s national landmarks, the film is merely a wartime espionage caper without an actual mystery to solve.  Quoting Winston Churchill, Rathbone’ Holmes supplies one of the franchise’s many poetic tributes to England’s allies.  Though Rathbone & Bruce are easy to watch, their Washington, D.C. adventure is forgettable. 

13. Dressed To Kill (1946)   72-76 minutes.   Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: A femme fatale is at the center of a murderous counterfeiting scheme involving stolen British engraving plates. 

Franchise fatigue is personified by Rathbone’s phoned-in effort, as he subsequently quit the series.  It’s no wonder, considering this tired cliché-fest pitches multiple elements (i.e. a brunette femme fatale, an elaborate treasure hunt, etc.) weakly recycled from previous installments.  Dressed To Kill isn’t necessarily horrible viewing, but its unimaginative plotting fails to conjure up anything worthwhile or even new for fans.         

12. Pursuit To Algiers (1945)   65 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: After faking his death in an airplane crash, Holmes rejoins Watson and a prince under their protection on an overseas voyage to the nation of Algeria.  Plotting against them onboard, of course, is a murderous ring of foreign spies, who don’t want the handsome, young king-in-waiting making it back to the city of Algiers alive.

Hampered by minimal plotting, Pursuit To Algiers resorts to several musical numbers to obviously pad its running time.  Still, routine cast performances led by Rathbone and Bruce only worsen the storyline’s dull and eye-rolling predictability (i.e. a formulaic romance subplot).     

11. Sherlock Holmes and The Voice of Terror (1942)   65 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: John Rawlins). 

Premise: In wartime London, Holmes & Watson are recruited to aid British Intelligence in thwarting a Nazi cell group from decimating England one insidious terrorist attack at a time. Meanwhile, the group’s unseen leader issues ominous taunts and threats to the public via live radio. 

The movie’s purpose is again war propaganda, as the arch-villain is meant to resemble real-life British traitor/Nazi war propagandist, ‘Lord Haw-Haw.’  Packing a few intriguing surprises (including Evelyn Ankers’ great performance), The Voice of Terror is by no means unwatchable.  It’s just that this package, as a whole, is a middling endeavor, as compared to Rathbone & Bruce’s better installments. For instance, Holmes’ climatic deductions are pulled seemingly out of nowhere and depriving viewers a fair chance to guess the ringleader’s identity.

Of interest, a deliberate nod to the franchise’s new setting has Watson gently scolding Holmes into donning a contemporary fedora vs. his iconic deerstalker cap before they depart from their Baker Street lodgings.

10. Terror By Night (1946)   72 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: During an overnight train ride, a mysterious killer searches for an elusive prize hidden onboard.  All that stands in the culprit’s way is Holmes, Watson, and Dennis Hoey’s befuddled Inspector Lestrade.  

Even if this whodunnit falls far short of Murder on The Orient Express, using a train as the primary crime scene is at least a welcome change of pace for this series.  More so, deploying a different Conan Doyle villain (instead of a fourth Moriarty) helps Rathbone and Bruce make Terror By Night easily watchable.  

9.  Sherlock Holmes and The Secret Weapon (1942)   68 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: Professor Moriarty (Lionel Atwill) has abducted a pivotal Swiss scientist for the Allied cause.  Parts to construct his captive’s experimental bombsight, however, are hidden in multiple locations.  Hence, Moriarty races Holmes to decipher a baffling code first to unlock their whereabouts one by one.  After being taken prisoner himself, Holmes risks a torturous death to thwart Moriarty’s scheme. 

Crisp and well-played, the film’s plotting makes for solid entertainment.  Atwill’s chemistry as the second ‘Moriarty’ matching wits with Rathbone proves just as good as he had been as ‘Dr. Mortimer’ in The Hound of The Baskervilles three years earlier.

8. Sherlock Holmes Faces Death (1943)   68 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: Watson is the on-call physician at the Musgrave family’s posh British manor, which is serving as a convalescence home for mentally disturbed war veterans.  As the Musgraves are brutally killed off one by one, Holmes, Watson, and Dennis Hoey’s Inspector Lestrade stumble upon an ancient family ritual possibly spelling doom for all involved.

For a routine whodunnit, neither the culprit nor the motive is much of a surprise.  Still, Sherlock Holmes Faces Death makes for worthwhile viewing, as its sense of campy suspense rides first-class.      

7. The Woman in Green (1945)   68 minutes.  Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: Reminiscent of Jack The Ripper, a fiendish serial killer is targeting women and then sending each victim’s severed finger to taunt the baffled authorities.  Holmes suspects that a series of subsequent suicides committed by guilt-ridden prime suspects is an extortion scheme hatched by Professor Moriarty (Henry Daniell).  A complication is Moriarty’s alluring blond accomplice, who uses hypnosis to reel in expendable victims.  

Daniell’s performance as the franchise’s third-and-final Moriarty coldly mirrors Rathbone’s Holmes, making them ideal on-screen foes. Daniell might have made a decent Holmes himself, but his Jeremy Irons-like acting style lacks Rathbone’s timeless panache.  As for the film’s contents, be forewarned that its grisly shock value (much like The House of Fear) somehow bypassed the era’s strict censors.  With most of the plot’s nastiness inferred and/or occurring off-screen, The Woman in Green effectively injects film noir into the Holmes/Moriarty rivalry.            

6.  The Spider Woman   (1944)   62 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: Having faked his own demise, Holmes subsequently goes undercover to probe a suspicious series of deaths plaguing London.  As he suspects, the common link is a cold-blooded female ‘Moriarty’ and her use of a lethal spider venom. 

Often overlooked, The Spider Woman’s best noir asset is Gale Sondergaard’s devious criminal mastermind, making her an intriguing new foe for Holmes & Watson.  By far, Sondergaard prevails as the franchise’s signature femme fatale.  Including the shooting gallery sequence, there is a welcome aura of unpredictability percolating in the plot.  Though the film’s running time is perhaps a few minutes too short, The Spider Woman merits a chance for rediscovery. 

5. The Pearl of Death   (1944)   69 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: A criminal gang’s deadly ransacking search of London for an elusive pearl includes a giant-sized, silent henchman.  Dubbed ‘The Creeper,’ this behemoth brutally kills prey with his bare hands.  Holmes and Watson may realize too late that they are facing more than one adversary.

Though this comic book-style ‘Creeper’ should be facing off vs. either Batman or James Bond, this Universal movie monster is a potent challenger for Rathbone’s Holmes.  Despite its otherwise formulaic plotting, The Pearl of Death concocts an underrated gem (pardon the pun) for viewers.

4. The Scarlet Claw (1944)    74 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: During an occult convention visit to Canada, Holmes & Watson are recruited to help snare a ghostly serial killer utilizing a bloody claw-like weapon for vengeance.  Reaching a remote Canadian village where the murders are accumulating, the two detectives must pursue their elusive quarry in a nocturnal fog. 

Along with director Roy William Neill, Rathbone and Bruce are at the top of their deductive game in a gothic chiller worthy of Universal’s other movie monsters.  A terrific Holmes hat trick would be viewing The Pearl of Death, The Scarlet Claw, and The House of Fear together – arguably, they are Universal’s three best mystery-thriller entries in this series.

3. The Hound of The Baskervilles   (1939)   80 minutes.    Twentieth Century Fox (Director: Sidney Lanfield). 

Premise: The storyline is a relatively close adaptation of Conan Doyle’s iconic novel, as Holmes and Watson pursue a bloodthirsty ‘apparition’ stalking members of the Baskerville clan on the Scottish Moors.

In terms of first-class production values, this gothic Hound meets all expectations.  Its only limitation is, as with the novel, the plot’s mid-section drags without Holmes present.  For anyone seeking a faithful black-and-white rendition of Doyle’s most celebrated Holmes tale, this one is highly recommended.

2. The House of Fear (1945)   69 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: In a secluded Scottish village, the local castle’s residents are being gruesomely killed off one by one.  Each grisly murder is foretold by the receipt of an ominous packet of orange pips.  The insidious rub is that each victim’s life insurance policy is subsequently split amongst their housemates – calling themselves ‘The Good Comrades Club.’  Hired by the suspicious insurance company, Holmes and Watson’s subsequent arrival (along with Scotland Yard) only accelerates the culprit’s haunted-house scheme.   

Deftly blending ghoulish off-screen carnage with well-played humor, this macabre cinematic cocktail nearly equals the classic And Then There Were None from that same year.  As long as one doesn’t ponder a gaping plot hole, The House of Fear’s sheer Halloween entertainment value is tough to beat.    

and at Number # 1 …

1. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)   81 minutes.    Twentieth Century Fox (Director: Alfred L. Werker). 

Premise: Set in the mid-1890’s, Holmes is frustrated that Professor Moriarty (George Zucco) escapes the British court system’s death penalty on a legal technicality.  Subsequently, with their young female client being stalked by vicious killers, Holmes & Watson try to protect her and the woman’s family.  Worse yet, Holmes senses that an elaborate ruse is masking Moriarty’s most audacious heist ever.  

Exceptionally well-played!  Including Holmes’ undercover turn on a British vaudeville stage, this film’s entertainment value assembles a timeless Holmes mystery worthy of Conan Doyle.  With Rathbone and Bruce in peak form, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes is the franchise’s crown jewel. 

Notes: Four of these films: The Secret Weapon; The Woman in Green; Terror By Night; and Dressed To Kill have long since shifted into the public domain, with colorized versions subsequently released.  However, all fourteen black-and-white films are now available in remastered DVD, Blu-Ray, and digital formats.

  • Rathbone and Bruce also performed a weekly New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes radio series from 1939 to 1946.  After Rathbone’s 1946 departure, actor Tom Conway replaced him on the radio show. Universal Pictures evidently considered hiring Conway as Rathbone’s live-action replacement, but the studio instead opted to retire the franchise as is.  As for the radio show, Bruce and Conway left the program in 1947.  The New Adventures relied upon character actors afterwards to fill the void before ending its eleven-year run in 1950.
  • For trivia’s sake, though perhaps briefly mentioned once, Irene Adler never appears in these films.
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BATMAN (1966)

SUMMARY:                  RUNNING TIME: 1 Hr., 45 Min.

Producer William Dozier had initially intended to make this film as a big-screen advertisement for the premiere of his same-named TV series.  Instead of a high-profile pilot film, Dozier had to settle for concocting the movie between the TV program’s first and second seasons.  Released by Twentieth Century Fox, the prolific Leslie H. Martinson directed the project off Lorenzo Semple Jr.’s original script.  Both Martinson and Semple had previously worked with Dozier on the TV series during its first season.   

Failing to thwart Commodore Schmidlapp’s (Denny) abduction, the Dynamic Duo (West and Ward) soon realize that their four most elusive super-foes: the Joker (Romero); the Penguin (Meredith); the Riddler (Gorshin); and Catwoman (Meriweather) have formed a sinister alliance.  While Batman and Robin decipher this quartet’s outlandish scheme, wealthy Bruce Wayne falls for an alluring socialite, Miss Kitka.  Taken captive, Wayne must somehow escape and return to action as Batman.  Attempting to free an oblivious Schmidlapp, the Dynamic Duo later engage their enemies in a fistfight atop an at-sea submarine.      

Possessing Schmidlapp’s experimental dehydrator capable of rendering humans to molecular dust (and yet conveniently able to restore its victims to normal), the four villains pursue their endgame.  Specifically, they intend to target the United Nations’ diplomats and hold them as high-profile hostages to the world.  It’s time for Gotham City’s legendary Caped Crusaders to catch up and end this dastardly extortion scheme.

Note: This film is available in DVD, Blu-Ray, and digital formats.

Batman / Bruce Wayne: Adam West

Robin / Dick Grayson: Burt Ward

The Joker: Cesar Romero

Catwoman / ‘Miss Kitka:’ Lee Meriweather (Note: Due to Julie Newmar’s unavailability, Meriweather is her substitute.)

The Penguin: Burgess Meredith

The Riddler: Frank Gorshin

Alfred Pennyworth: Alan Napier

Commissioner James Gordon: Neil Hamilton

Police Chief O’Hara: Stafford Repp

Aunt Harriet: Madge Blake

Commodore Schmidlapp: Reginald Denny

Vice-Admiral Fangschleister: Milton Frome

Morgan: Dick Crockett

Bluebeard: Gil Perkins

Quetch: George Sawaya

U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson: The Green Hornet’s Van Williams (voice only)

U.N. Delegates: Teru Shimada; Albert Carrier; Maurice Dallimore; George J. Lewis; Robert Goodwin; Wolfe Barzell; William Tannen; Ivan Triesault; & Gregory Gaye

Man on Gotham City Rooftop: Jack LaLanne (cameo)

Voice of Bat-Computer & Narrator: William Dozier.

REVIEW:

Unlike big-screen outings during that era for The Saint, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., etc., the 1966 Batman caper enjoys a distinct advantage justifying its cult favorite status.  Chiefly, Adam West and Burt Ward’s sole Batman feature film isn’t derived by merely pasting two or three TV episodes together and then calling it a movie — usually released for overseas audiences. The film’s big-screen plotting is also independent of the TV series, making it deliberately easier to reel in casual viewers.  

Two impressive factoids stand out: 1. Lorenzo Semple Jr. somehow devised an original feature script in only a few days; and 2. The movie was subsequently cranked out in only a month’s filming.  Despite its expedited nature, the film delivers to fans of the iconic TV series a practically can’t- miss prospect.  Lee Meriweather’s one-time appearance, in that sense, doesn’t diminish Catwoman’s role whatsoever.

Afforded the movie’s bigger production values (i.e. the submarine fistfight), viewers score the most Bat-bang for the buck from a game cast.  Hence, the TV show’s uniquely colorful qualities are expanded enough without losing its creative grip.  All that is regrettably absent is Neal Hefti’s title song, which is replaced by Nelson Riddle’s cinematic instrumental score.  From a grown-up’s perspective, this element better distinguishes the film from the TV series.  Still, even a brief homage to Hefti’s pop tune at some juncture would have made for some welcome fan service.    

Another hiccup is that the film occasionally falls flat between action set pieces.  That isn’t surprising, as the TV series relied upon superior pacing in 25-minute installments.  Accordingly, its two-part episodes, as separated by their signature cliffhangers, were often high-caliber in conveying a live-action comic book.  If fairly compared to the TV show’s best storytelling, the 1966 film doesn’t surpass episodes where the cast is at the top of their game. The movie’s wacky (and, ultimately, message-laden) plot, however, is still well-anchored somewhere within the series’ upper half. 

This kid-friendly 1966 film delivers sufficient goods — even if its running time doesn’t mean more Batman is necessarily better.       

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

Presented in anamorphic widescreen, this single-disc DVD’s aspect ratio of 1.85:1.  Audio options are: English (Stereo); English (Mono); and French (Mono).  Subtitles are available in both English and Spanish.  The primary screen provides: appropriately enough, ‘Bat Movie!!’; ‘Bat Features!’ ‘Bat Scenes!’ and ‘Bat Languages’ options.  The DVD’s scene selection insert identifies all thirty-two scenes.   

The Caped Crusaders: Adam West & Burt Ward supply an optional audio commentary.  This special edition’s other features consist of a Batmobile tour; a making-of-the-film featurette; a photo still gallery; the theatrical trailer; and its pre-release teaser.    

PACKAGING:

The contents are confirmed as exactly as the DVD’s case advertises. The disc is firmly enclosed.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                         6½ Stars

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MURDER CHOSE ME: TRAPPED IN PLACE (Season 3: Episode 5)

SUMMARY:                      RUNNING TIME: 42:00 Min.

Retired Shreveport, LA homicide detective Rodney L. “Rod” Demery hosts this TV series revisiting cases he had investigated earlier in his law enforcement career. 

Demery’s on-screen narration is supplemented by interviews with fellow law enforcement personnel and journalists familiar with the case in question.  The episode, otherwise, consists of dramatic reenactments (with actor John Nicholson portraying Demery).  First airing on Investigation Discovery on May 27, 2019, “Trapped in Place” examines a fatal domestic incident that occurred in Shreveport on or about Christmas Eve in 2008. 

At a rent-controlled Shreveport housing complex, an adult male suffers a broken neck causing full-body paralysis.  The victim’s girlfriend states that he had fallen and fatally hit his head during a night of drinking with her and two of her adult relatives.  Within a matter of days, as the victim is unable to either move or speak, he dies in intensive care.  Prior to his death, the victim makes one faint nod that ominously hints towards what had really happened to him. 

With the police’s assigned investigator deeming the matter an alcohol-related mishap, the victim’s suspicious sister contacts Demery for help.  Skeptical of the initial investigator’s laziness, Demery’s interviews with law enforcement and medical personnel indicate that the victim’s severe injuries weren’t likely accidental.  Inconsistent answers from the victim’s girlfriend about his tragic fall has Demery pivoting back towards her and the two others he was partying with.  Specifically, Demery senses that there has been a cover-up leading to the victim’s homicide.

This episode includes corroborating interviews with former Shreveport police detective Shannon Mack; local TV news journalist Keristen Holmes; prosecutor Dhu Thompson; and coroner’s investigator Erin Deutsch. 

Note: The reenactment’s cast is left uncredited. 

REVIEW:

Aside from excellent production values (including the real Rod Demery’s convincing narrative), this episode doesn’t hold any surprises.  Per the case’s eventual outcome, it’s a disappointing reflection of how the American criminal justice system sometimes works in securing some degree of justice.  Though slickly produced, the storytelling of “Trapped in Place” may still give viewers pause for thought. 

One: Despite playing up rising tensions with the initial investigator on-screen, nothing remotely critical of Demery’s own investigation is presented.  Hence, is this episode’s depiction of Demery’s case fair and accurate, as none of the interviewed guests contradict him?  Without sufficient independent research, there’s no way to know, to what degree, Murder Chose Me has packaged its storytelling for this particular case.     

Two: is this episode (or really the series itself) exploitative and/or self-serving to satisfy fans of sensationalized ‘true crime’ entertainment?  Given how Murder Chose Me hypes itself (i.e. eye-rolling close-ups teasing potential suspects before or after scenes), the show’s credibility loses some momentum – in spite of Demery’s no-nonsense demeanor.    

If deemed an educational (and teen-friendly) alternative to Hollywood’s take on TV cops-and-robbers, then Murder Chose Me works as is.  Despite muddling entertainment with real-world crime, “Trapped in Place” presents solid one-time viewing. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      6 Stars

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A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS (2022)

SUMMARY:        RUNNING TIME: 1 Hour, 42 Min.

Multiple straight-to-DVD sequels have attempted to cash in 1983’s A Christmas Story, but none had actually featured central cast members from the original film.  In 2022, after nearly forty years, star Peter Billingsley returned to the lead role of Ralphie Parker, in addition to co-writing and co-producing this legacy sequel. 

Directed by Clay Kaytis (with Vince Vaughn among its other co-producers), A Christmas Story Christmas features virtually all of the original film’s surviving cast members.  A notable exception was the retired Melinda Dillon (as Mrs. Parker), who subsequently passed away a few months after the sequel’s release.  

Again inspired by writer Jean Shepherd’s material, the Christmas Story storyline shifts to December 1973, where 42-year-old Ralphie Parker (Billingsley) and his young family live in Chicago.  Having taken a year off from his unspecified job to seek publication of his epic science fiction debut novel, Ralphie is consoled by his wife, Sandy (Hayes), after multiple rejections. 

Greater heartbreak occurs when his mother (Hagerty) calls to let Ralphie’s family know of Grandpa Parker’s sudden passing.  Already planning to return to Hohman, Indiana, for the holidays, Ralphie, Sandy, and their two young children: Mark and Julie (Drosche and Layne), focus on consoling Grandma Parker.

Assigned two holiday challenges by his mother, Ralphie agrees to pen his father’s obituary and assume the trusted mantle as the Parker Family’s Christmas festivities organizer.  Procrastinating as much as he can, a depressed Ralphie finds that some things don’t change in Hohman — including a new generation of the Parkers feuding with the neighboring Farkus clan.  With accidental mishaps befalling his family’s vacation, Ralphie seeks solace at a local pub with his childhood pals, Flick (Schwartz) and Schwartz (Robb)

Following a fateful incident coming home from Higbee’s Department Store, Ralphie and Sandy’s hopes to salvage their family’s holiday are seemingly dashed.  Yet, could a few unexpected twists of fate alter Ralphie’s destiny as the new patriarch of the Parker Family? 

Ralph “Ralphie” Parker: Peter Billingsley

Sandy Parker: Erinn Hayes

Mrs. Parker: Julie Hagerty

Julie Parker (child): Julianna Layne

Mark Parker (child): River Drosche

Flick: Scott Schwartz

Schwartz: R. D. Robb

Scut Farkas: Zack Ward

Randy Parker: Ian Petrella

Publisher: Ian Porter

Grover Dill: Yano Anaya

Ike: Derek Morse

Delbert Farkas: Davis Murphy

Larry Novak: Henry Miller

Joe: Mark Arnold

Julie Parker (teenager-adult: fantasy sequence): Tegan Grace Muggeridge

Mark Parker (teenager-adult: fantasy sequence): Billy Brayshaw

Pulitzer Emcee (fantasy sequence): Sam Parks

Pulitzer TV Announcer (fantasy sequence): Ben Diskin

Higbee’s Santa: David Gillespie

Higbee’s Elves: Lauren Morat, J.R. Esposito, & Nicole Gulimanova

Mrs. Wisniewski: Mariana Ivanova Stanisheva

Tree Lot Employees: Norman Murray & Nathan Cooper

Narrator: Joseph Al Ahmad

Black Bart (fantasy sequence): Nicholas Colicos

Bar Customers: Krassimir Manov, Marina Terziyska, Racho Makaveev; & Ludmil Kehayov

Bullies: Cailean Galloway & Alistair Galloway

Carolers: Julie Yammanee, Benjamin Noble, Owen Davis, Rosa O’Reilly, & Michael Flemming

Higbee’s Customers: Uncredited Extras

Higbee’s Restaurant Customers: Uncredited Extras

Note: This title is also currently available for streaming.

REVIEW:

In homage to the original film’s nostalgia without exploiting it, A Christmas Story Christmas mostly delivers a cute holiday treat.  Aside from its last plot twists coming off as far too convenient, the poignant storyline is well-played for all ages.  Director Clay Kaytis and his appealing cast, to their credit, effectively hide the script’s occasional clunkiness with a PG-friendly caper of how Ralphie Parker matures into a variation of Vacation’s ‘Clark Griswold.’         

In particular, Peter Billingsley, Erinn Hayes, and his old castmates, Scott Schwartz & R.D. Robb, present enjoyable performances keeping the film grounded while still delighting audiences.  The same applies to veteran actress Julie Hagerty as the replacement ‘Mrs. Parker,’ along with fresh support from child actors Julianna Layne and River Drosche.  One shouldn’t exclude Zack Ward’s return as ‘Scut Farkas,’ either – his welcome cameo makes a nice boost to the story, as compared to what little Ian Petrella’s ‘Randy’ is given to do.     

Even if this film isn’t a flawless holiday classic, A Christmas Story Christmas has its heart in the right place from start to finish.  For this asset alone, it’s definitely worth getting acquainted with an adult Ralphie Parker and his family.

BONUS FEATURES:

The audio options are Dolby Digital; English 5.1; English Descriptive Audio; French; & Spanish.  Subtitles are available in English SDH; French; and Spanish.   

PACKAGING:

The bare-bones DVD is secure in the casing.  The contents at least are as advertised.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      7 Stars

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HART TO HART: NIGHT HORRORS (Season 1: Episode 14 or Episode 16)

SUMMARY:          RUNNING TIME: Approx. 49:15 Min.

First airing on January 22, 1980, on ABC-TV, Ray Austin directed this early Hart to Hart episode, which was written by Bill La Mond & Jo La Mond. Attending an awkward dinner party on a dark, stormy night, millionaire & amateur sleuth Jonathan Hart (Wagner) reluctantly declines wife Jennifer’s (Powers) prodding that they politely escape while they can. 

Not only is their friends Amanda & Fred’s (Harris & Snyder) secluded mansion haunted, the evening’s quirky fun is a treasure hunt for the late prior owner’s priceless cache stashed somewhere in the house.  Others recruited for this dimly-lit parlor game are: a boozy realtor (Small); a smarmy horror novelist (Shenar); an enigmatic reverend (Martin); the household’s creepy butler (Stuthman); and a frosty psychologist (van Pallandt) prone to psychic disturbances. 

Once their host makes a ghoulish entrance, everyone is split into random pairs to search the house – evidently, with the winner to take all.  As Jennifer & Jonathan find out, double-crosses aside, it appears that somebody is willing to kill to acquire the lost Greeley fortune. 

With their cars and telephones disabled, everyone has no choice but to wait inside the mansion and resume the search.  Not only are the elusive Greely gems at stake, so now are the Harts’ lives.  

Jonathan Hart & Jennifer Hart: Robert Wagner & Stefanie Powers

Max: Lionel Stander

Amanda & Fred: Cynthia Harris & Arlen Dean Snyder

Reverend Tyson: Barney Martin

Michael Shillingford: Paul Shenar

Gladys Leary: Mews Small

Simon: Fred Stuthman

Dr. Lorna Phelps: Nina van Pallandt

Freeway: Charlie Gray

REVIEW:

It’s false optimism if one expects more from this murder-mystery hokum than Wagner and Powers trading Halloween quips and marital double-entendres.  Otherwise, the eye-rolling plot resembles Hart to Hart’s bungled attempt at playing CLUE

Sabotaged by a glut of haunted house teases from a Hollywood cliché festival, the cast’s presence offers this misfire’s sole asset.  Still, the actors fall short of overcoming the guest characters’ absence of depth, let alone selling a series of plot curveballs that lead nowhere.  The blame falls on the La Monds’ mediocre script imitating far better haunted house whodunnits, which director Ray Austin doesn’t improve upon.  All he can do is convey an appropriately spooky ambiance, which mostly goes to waste.

This episode’s first two-thirds is tolerable as an average TV mystery for that era.  Regrettably, the worst unforced error comes in its last fifteen minutes, which resorts to some midnight grave-robbing. There’s no plausibility justifying sending the Harts and the other treasure seekers out to raid the Greeley family cemetery … conveniently located in the estate’s backyard. 

Even impulsive greed, as a homicidal motive, doesn’t disguise the last few twists in the cemetery from being flat-out ludicrous.  Ultimately, “Night Horrors” is one dubious Hart to Hart caper where even die-hard fans might resent far more cheese being served than substance.

P.S. As a spoiler, the script’s ineptitude even botches an easy gag prior to the epilogue.  Viewers will get to glimpse the aforementioned Greeley gems, which are obviously nothing more than glittery trinkets from the studio’s prop department.  The mystery’s end, however, is left ambiguous, with most of the treasure hunters inexplicably losing interest after taking a gaze inside the jewelry box. 

The La Monds and/or Austin inexplicably fail to conjure up some satisfying wink to explain why these gems were a joke all along (as irony given an earlier plot hiccup).  For instance, do the characters scornfully recognize these ‘precious’ Greeley gems as an assortment of unremarkable costume jewelry after risking their lives for it? Or is there some other reason why no one seems to want this treasure in the end?  

Such a surprise wouldn’t have salvaged this TV dud, but one decent chuckle still might have sufficed for viewers.  And the less said about the epilogue’s weak finish afterwards playing ‘vampires’ with Max the better.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                           4 Stars

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NWA CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS IV: SEASON’S BEATINGS (Aired: 12-7-1988)

SUMMARY:       RUNNING TIME: Approx. 1 Hour, 52 Min.

During the 1988 holiday season in the rough-and-tumble NWA (National Wrestling Alliance), it’s not about merely getting lumps of coal in your stocking – it’s just about getting lumps.  From Chattanooga, TN at the UTC (University of Tennessee-Chattanooga) Arena, TBS aired the NWA’s Clash of the Champions IV: Season’s Beatings live on December 7, 1988. 

The event’s ringside commentators are Jim Ross & Bob Caudle.  After each match, Tony Schiavone and his guest, “The Total Package” Lex Luger, also briefly contribute supplemental commentary.  Magnum T.A., meanwhile, conducts some of the interviews.  Teenage actor Jason Hervey (of ABC-TV’s “The Wonder Years”) is present at ringside – he is referenced as the opening match’s ring announcer.  This Clash is a prelude for that’s month’s NWA Pay-Per-View, Starrcade ’88: True Gritt.

Notes: It is repeatedly announced that these matches are alotted a half-hour time limit. With this show, the NWA also experimented with glimpses of an above-the ring camera angle. Let’s just say it doesn’t bolster the show’s viewing quality.

Match 1: “Hot Stuff” Eddie Gilbert & Ron Simmons vs. The Fantastics (Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton) – U.S. Tag Team Championship Tournament Final (27:04).  Approaching the time limit, both fan favorite duos contribute an excellent effort.  Gilbert is valiant selling his injured arm during the bout’s latter half.  Suffice to say, whoever chose this tournament final to lead off the show made a smart call.  Rating: 7½ Stars.  

  • Ross interviews NWA World Television Champion Mike Rotunda and Kevin Sullivan.  The ultra-snide villains ridicule Rotunda’s Starrcade ’88 challenger (and their ex-Varsity Club stablemate), Rick Steiner.

Match 2: The Varsity Club’s “Dr. Death” Steve Williams (with Kevin Sullivan) vs. The Italian Stallion (15:17).  Instead of a predictable squash, The Italian Stallion somehow stays competitive against the now-heel Williams.  While the finish is exactly what viewers expect, the bout is watchable TV filler.  Rating: 6 Stars.

  • With Luger looking on, Schiavone interviews Jason Hervey.
  • Magnum T.A. interviews The Junkyard Dog (JYD).  JYD has been recruited as Nikita Koloff’s replacement for a tag match with Ivan Koloff against Paul Jones’ Russian Assassins at Starrcade ’88
  • There’s a second replay of The Road Warriors’ recent bloody attack on Dusty Rhodes from an episode of World Championship Wrestling.  The first replay was included in the pre-title segment.

Note: Nikita Koloff had recently departed the NWA on a personal sabbatical and would not return until early 1991.  

Match 3: Ivan Koloff (with the stipulation of having one arm tied behind his back) vs. Paul Jones (8:21).  Given these players, their bout is as near-unwatchable as it sounds.  It’s no shocker that the masked Russian Assassins and JYD intervene to hype their upcoming tag bout.  Rating 3½ Stars.

  • Ross briefly interviews Sting, who is in at ringside in support of Rhodes (his tag partner at Starrcade ’88).   
  • Per Rhodes’ late arrival (planned or not), Magnum T.A. interviews “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Steiner, who is in full goofy mode.   

Match 4: “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes (with Sting) vs. NWA World Tag Team Champion Road Warrior Animal (with Paul Ellering & Road Warrior Hawk (2:54).  With the winner gaining control of the NWA World Six-Man Tag Team Championship, an eye-patched Rhodes seeks vengeance upon his ex-partners: The Road Warriors.  In only a few minutes, it is the show’s most sadistic content and does little to justify its airtime.  Rating: 3 Stars. 

Notes: The NWA subsequently retired its World Six-Man Tag Team Championship in February1989.  This bout (aside from Starrcade ’88) was evidently Rhodes’ last NWA TV match before jumping to the WWF in early 1990.

Match 5: The Midnight Express -“Beautiful” Bobby Eaton & “Sweet” Stan Lane (with Jim Cornette) vs. NWA World Champion “Nature Boy” Ric Flair & NWA U.S. Champion Barry Windham (with J.J. Dillon) (17:41).  While the winners’ chicanery isn’t a surprise, the pre-match hype is justifiable.  Specifically, this bout is tag team dynamite.  With the Express mostly dominating the Two Horsemen, a reeling Flair & Windham play up this scenario for all it’s worth. 

Considering Cornette’s now-popular Express three months before became the sole NWA team to simultaneously hold the U.S. and World Tag Team Championships, their star power now appears equitable to the remaining Horsemen.  Including Cornette and Dillon’s wily contributions, this tag team showdown absolutely merits re-discovery.  Rating: 8½ Stars. 

Note: Having jumped to the WWF, then-NWA World Tag Team Champions Tully Blanchard & Arn Anderson (the other half of The Four Horsemen) dropped the titles to fellow heels The Midnight Express on 9/10/88.  In a bloody rout, Eaton & Lane subsequently lost the championship to the rampaging Road Warriors on 10/29/88.  

  • Schiavone interviews an irate Cornette.
  • Ross & Caudle review some of the Clash’s highlights.
  • Schiavone & Luger review the main event’s finish before closing out the show.  Luger deems himself ready to claim Flair’s NWA World Heavyweight Championship at Starrcade ’88.

REVIEW:

Predictably, the NWA’s video quality isn’t as slickly-produced as the rival WWF, but the overall content is still more than sufficient.  Ross and Caudle are an excellent ringside tandem that easily surpasses Schiavone & Luger’s bland screen time – which is mere filler by comparison. 

With two outstanding bouts book-ending the show, the other three matches are skippable.  That said, the rare Midnight Express vs. Flair & Windham bout is a welcome blast of Late ‘80s NWA nostalgia.  If one should have extra time, the Simmons/Gilbert vs. The Fantastics title bout delivers a minor gem.  Everything else in between often requires a fast-forward button.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                6½ Stars

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NWA WORLD CHAMPION “NATURE BOY” RIC FLAIR VS. “THE MAN WITH THE HANDS OF STONE” RONNIE GARVIN {Steel Cage Match} (NWA World Wide Wrestling: Taped 9-25-1987)

SUMMARY:                 RUNNING TIME: 42:19 Min.

Later airing on NWA World Wide Wrestling, this NWA World Championship steel cage match occurred on September 25, 1987, at Detroit’s Joe Louis Arena.  At the time, “Nature Boy” Ric Flair was feuding with both Ronnie Garvin and his on-screen ‘brother,’ “Gorgeous” Jimmy Gavin (who is Ronnie’s real-life step-son). 

Without his Four Horsemen cronies (including manager J.J. Dillon), Flair is on his own defending his World Heavyweight Title against the so-called “The Man With The Hands of Stone.”  Apart from a classic top rope finish (including a rare high-flying move from Garvin), this slugfest is dominated by Garvin’s pounding ground game.  Flair appears in vintage mid-80’s form, even as he slowly wilts under Garvin’s barrage.  

The post-match reaction includes NWA promoters Jim & David Crockett; Dusty Rhodes; Nikita Koloff; Sting; Barry Windham; Michael “P.S.” Hayes; The Rock ‘N’ Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson); Shane Douglas; and The Lightning Express (Brad Armstrong & Tim Horner).  Approximately five minutes replaying the bout’s climax and finish are included.  As seen on screen, David Crockett provides the solo ringside commentary.

Note: Including commercial breakaways, the match (as shown in progress) is approximately thirty-two minutes.  The subsequent ten minutes is the post-match celebration/recap.

REVIEW:

Keeping in mind that, at the time, Garvin was 42 and Flair himself was 38, their veteran in-ring conditioning is astounding.  Specifically, neither one resorts to rest holds or cheap stalling to catch a breath amidst grueling ‘combat.’  Even more so, Garvin’s gritty, no-nonsense style might seem boring after 10-15 minutes; that is not the case here.  This gutsy display is likely one of the best, if not the best, of Garvin’s career. 

Between a bloodied yet resilient Flair and a relentless Garvin, fans absolutely get their money’s worth.  The shame is that this no-nonsense showdown was soon overshadowed (and basically forgotten) upon the obligatory Starrcade ’87 title rematch (in a cage, of course) … where the predictable happens.  Still, to Flair’s credit, he illuminates Garvin’s star power in this bout’s closing seconds. 

Suffice to say, it’s an immortal coronation of a reliable yet perennial mid-carder finally getting his due. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       8½ Stars

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ICW WORLD CHAMPION “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE VS. “ONE MAN GANG” RONNIE GARVIN {Steel Cage Match} (International Championship Wrestling: Filmed Possibly 1982 or 1983)

SUMMARY:                 RUNNING TIME: 26:17 Min.

It is unknown exactly when ICW World Champion “Macho Man” Randy Savage faced “One Man Gang” Ronnie Garvin in this early-80’s steel cage slugfest.  A best guess would either 1982 or 1983.  The same enigma applies to the arena, but this title defense likely occurred in proximity to ICW’s base in Lexington, KY. 

Somewhat foreshadowing their future WWF co-existence, Savage is the flamboyantly popular champion while Garvin (in villainous mode) conveys an icy thug.  The footage begins with quick summary profiles of these two combatants, in terms of their comparable sizes.  Of note, Garvin’s flat brown hair makes him near-unrecognizable (he resembles Dino Bravo at the time), as opposed to his spiky peroxide blonde look later that decade.  Savage’s glitzy ring appearance, meanwhile, is accompanied by the Fame movie theme.  Notably, neither wrestler is accompanied by any manager/valet or entourage.    

With this title bout captured on film (like 1970’s pro boxing), Savage’s unseen brother, Lanny Poffo, supplies voiceover commentary.  For instance, Poffo identifies George Weingeroff as the referee.  As to the post-match shenanigans, Pez Whatley, “Speed” Manson, and even Poffo himself make appearances. 

Note: Considering their father, Angelo Poffo, owned International Championship Wrestling (ICW), it’s no surprise that Randy Savage & Lanny Poffo were his promotion’s undisputed stars.

REVIEW:

Given this match is at least forty years old, its footage is well-produced and appears in surprisingly pristine condition.  Another terrific asset is Poffo’s low-key, articulate narration, which is reminiscent of an impartial TV news anchor.

Garvin’s brutally effective ground game limits Savage’s patented aerial tactics to one missed flying elbow drop.  Forced to play mostly defense, a bloodied “Macho Man” is unexpectedly dominated by Garvin.  Sporadic local cheers invariably favoring the champion help convey that Savage is the underdog against this formidable rival.  Ultimately, the winning maneuver: a makeshift piledriver off the second turnbuckle (presumably, a planned spot) is well-played.   

As opposed to their eventual WWF tenure – where their family connection isn’t acknowledged, Poffo’s commentary briefly (if not reluctantly) mentions at the end that he and Savage are brothers.  It is a nice set-up explaining his intervention to end a 2-on-1 beatdown against a defenseless “Macho Man.”  From a supposedly low-rent regional promotion, this no-nonsense title showdown is impressive work.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                         7½ Stars

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NWA WORLD CHAMPION RICKY “THE DRAGON” STEAMBOAT VS. RON SIMMONS (NWA World Championship Wrestling: Aired 4-15-1989)

SUMMARY:                       RUNNING TIME: 8:15 Min.

Aired April 15, 1989, on TBS, this episode of the NWA’s World Championship Wrestling was presumably filmed at its Atlanta, GA studio.  Months before officially turning heel as half of the masked Doom tag team (with Butch Reed), Ron Simmons challenges NWA World Champion Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat.  It isn’t spelled out whether or not this face vs. face bout is a non-title match, but it mostly likely is. 

The ringside commentators are Jim Ross and The Fabulous Freebirds’ Michael “P.S.” Hayes.

REVIEW:

Even if this rare Steamboat vs. Simmons encounter isn’t a classic, seeing “The Dragon” battle a future WCW World Champion still offers some first-class pro wrestling.  In just over eight minutes, they deliver a satisfying performance by the NWA’s TV main event standards for that era. 

For nostalgia purposes, this entertaining relic reminds fans of an era where NWA bouts typically preferred in-ring substance over the rival WWF’s cartoony style.  Nicely played!       

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                          6½ Stars

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