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NWA U.S. CHAMPION “THE TOTAL PACKAGE” LEX LUGER VS. BARRY WINDHAM (WITH HIRO MATSUDA) (NWA House Show: Taped February or March 1989)

SUMMARY:     APPROX. RUNNING TIME: 12:32 Min.

After the NWA/WCW’s Chi-Town Rumble Pay-Per-View on February 20, 1989, “The Total Package” Lex Luger had become a two-time U.S. Champion at ex-partner Barry Windham’s expense.  This house show re-match has Windham (one of two Horsemen managed by Hiro Matsuda – the other being Ric Flair) seeking vengeance upon Luger. 

The specific date and location of this title match are unclear; one possibility is that it transpired on March 18, 1989 at the Capital Centre in Landover, Maryland.  Ultimately, Windham departed the NWA/WCW in March 1989 once his contract expired. 

There is not an official match commentator.      

REVIEW:

As a kid-friendly, formulaic title defense, this Luger/Windham match-up delivers all the necessary goods.  Luger, in that regard, puts on a good show as one of the NWA/WCW’s elite ‘super-heroes.’ 

More so, this bout’s entertainment value readily surpasses Luger & Windham’s lackadaisical 1991 Great American Bash cage match for the vacant WCW World Championship.  Even if Windham was simply biding time days before leaving the company, his ‘average’ here is still better than most of his contemporaries.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     7 Stars

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UWF BLACKJACK BRAWL (MGM Grand Garden Arena: Aired 9-23-1994)

SUMMARY:        RUNNING TIME: 1 Hour, 56 Min.

In 1990 (as this show repetitively reminds viewers before each match with an UWF title card), Herb Abrams founded his short-lived Universal Wrestling Federation.  After the abject failure of 1991’s UWF Beach Brawl Pay-Per-View, this event held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena, in Las Vegas, Nevada, was the promotion’s last gasp on September 23, 1994.  An estimated 300 to 600 fans were purportedly in attendance. 

Aired live on cable by the UWF’s financial backer, SportsChannel America, the Blackjack Brawl (projected as the first of a trilogy) would consist of eleven bouts.  Of them, nine are title matches – most of which were either vacant or newly created championships.

Stationed at ringside are commentators John Tolos and Carlo Gianelli, along with Abrams and the event’s namesake, “Blackjack” Mulligan, conducting post-match interviews.  Steve Rossi is the show’s long-winded ring announcer.  Of note, several WWF and WCW veterans provide the bulk of Blackjack Brawl’s in-ring talent. 

The card is as follows:     

  1. “Dangerous” Dan Spivey vs. Johnny Ace (with Missy Hyatt) for the inaugural UWF Americas Championship (7:20).

2. Mando Guerrero vs. “Wildman” Jack Armstrong for the inaugural UWF Junior Heavyweight Championship (4:36).

3. Sunny Beach vs. Dr. Feelgood (with Missy Hyatt) for the vacant UWF SportsChannel TV Championship (5:26).

4. UWF Southern States Champion Bob Orton Jr. vs. Finland “Hellraiser” Thor {aka the WWF’s Ludvig Borga} (6:12).

Note: Exactly why a Southern States title is being defended in the Nevada desert is anyone’s guess.

5. Karate Kid vs. Little Tokyo for the inaugural UWF Midget World Title (7:33).

6. Sampson vs. Irish Assassin (4:13).

Note: Billed from ‘Greece,’ Sampson replaces ‘Hercules.’  It’s not specified if the UWF’s no-show ‘Hercules’ is the same wrestler previously employed by the WWF.

7/ Tyler “The Lion” Mane vs. Steve “The Wild Thing” Ray for the inaugural UWF MGM Grand Championship (7:25).

Note: Mane subsequently played Victor Creed/Sabretooth in 2000’s first X-Men film.

8. Tina Moretti {aka the WWF’s Ivory} vs. Candi Devine/Divine for the vacant UWF Women’s World Championship (3:26).

9. The Killer Bees: Jim Brunzell & B. Brian Blair vs. The New Powers of Pain: Warlord & Power Warrior (with David Power) for the inaugural UWF World Tag Team Championship (11:49).

10. “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka vs. Cactus Jack {aka Mick Foley}in a lumberjack match (9:03).

Lumberjacks: Among them are the Warlord; The Power Twins; the Killer Bees; Dr. Feelgood; Sunny Beach; & Steve Ray.

11. UWF World Champion “Dr. Death” Steve Williams (with Johnny Ace) vs. “Malicious” Sid Vicious (with Dan Spivey) (11:01).

Note: To clarify, Abrams’ UWF is unrelated to the same-named Mid-South/UWF promotion that Bill Watts owned the mid-80’s. Ironically, Williams was the final World Champion for both incarnations. 

REVIEW:

One might as well deem the UWF Blackjack Brawl as a pitiful Pay-Per-View wanna-be.  Case in point: the show’s dubious reputation in pro wrestling history demonstrates why upper mid-card big league stars will carry a glorified indie promotion only so far.  More so, the UWF’s ultra-cheap production values are left glaringly exposed in a ritzy venue like the MGM Grand Garden Arena. 

Aside from dreadful performances by long-time valet Hyatt and Abrams himself, the match quality is mostly just forgettable.   Specifically,

  1. Spivey vs. Johnny Ace – with Missy Hyatt.

Rating: 4 Stars.  What stands out most is the match’s trifecta of bleached blondes.  Aside from a quirky twist finish, the back-and-forth ground game between two uninspired WCW veterans is a bore.

2. Mando Guerrero vs. “Wildman” Jack Armstrong.

Rating: 3 Stars.  Given how the unknown Armstrong contributes virtually nothing here, it’s a shame how Guerrero is disrespected.  Such mistreatment includes the commentators’ culturally racist jibes and even an on-screen typo badly misspelling Guerrero’s name.

3. Sunny Beach vs. Dr. Feelgood – with  Missy Hyatt.

Rating: 3 Stars.  Playing a trashy femme fatale, Hyatt’s lazy effort gives all wrestling valets a bad name.  This bout’s blah wrestling is only worsened by an amateurish post-match skirmish.

4. UWF Southern States Champion Bob Orton Jr. vs. Finland “Hellraiser” Thor.

Rating: 5 Stars.  With a bloodied Orton taking nasty blows, this brawl is somehow watchable.

5. Karate Kid vs. Little Tokyo.

Rating: 5 Stars.  One amusing sequence is inspired: specifically, one wrestler hides behind the referee while the other unknowingly continues their ring crisscross.  Bolstered by Karate Kid’s slick athleticism, this bout is better than expected.

6. Sampson vs. Irish Assassin.

Rating: 3 Stars.  In a rudimentary clash of anonymous powerlifters, this bout is instantly forgettable. 

7. Tyler Mane vs. Steve Ray.

Rating: 5 Stars.  Aside from Mane’s plushy lion’s head poncho, it’s a decent effort.  Vibe-wise, one may find Ray & Mane’s straight-forward choreography reminiscent of mid-80’s World Class Championship Wrestling.  Suffice to say, both young participants exhibit some raw star potential.

8. Tina Moretti vs. Candi Devine/Divine.

Rating: 6 Stars.  Despite the show’s shortest running time, Devine/Divine & Moretti (aka Ivory) efficiently execute their bout.  Their choreography, in that sense, is a throwback to the classy mid-80’s.  

9. Killer Bees (Jim Brunzell & B. Brian Blair) vs. The New Powers of Pain (Warlord & Power Warrior) – with David Power.

Rating: N/A.  Except for a clip found elsewhere of the Bees’ title win, no footage of this tag match could be located.

10. “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka vs. Cactus Jack (aka Mick Foley).

Rating: 4 Stars.  Only predictable ringside chaos keeps this slow-pitch brawl from being an utter disappointment.

11. “Dr. Death” Steve Williams – with Johnny Ace vs. “Malicious” Sid Vicious – with Dan Spivey.

Rating: 7½ Stars.  As Vicious counters the reliable Williams with a solid performance displaying actual wrestling, their slugfest delivers the necessary goods.  Spelled out by Abrams afterwards, the cheap finish is meant to provoke a steel cage rematch that never happened.  In general, this main event’s brawny star power easily surpasses the rest of the program.

The intriguing Williams/Vicious main event receives far too little help from the undercard – in other words, the finale is sabotaged by a prior overload of mind-numbing title matches. 

As middling as the UWF Blackjack Brawl is, one vital ingredient absent is the genuine spark emanating from a second and preferably game-changing thriller.  One could imagine the possibilities, if any two of these ex-NWA/WCW free agents had participated: Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat, “Ravishing” Rick Rude, Steve Austin, Nikita Koloff, Tully Blanchard, or Mulligan’s versatile son, Barry Windham. 

Presuming both players were both healthy and well-conditioned, any such match-up could have helped Williams & Vicious by igniting this show’s reputation with a second high-caliber showdown – without some meaningless championship at stake.  Instead, all fans get is a for-rent sales pitch from several journeymen seeking future gigs with either the WWF or WCW. 

Reminiscent of the fading AWA and World Class promotions of the Late 80’s, it’s inevitable that one good slugfest can’t save the UWF Blackjack Brawl from pro wrestling’s dustbin. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    3½ Stars

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“HOT STUFF” EDDIE GILBERT & NWA U.S. CHAMPION “THE TOTAL PACKAGE” LEX LUGER VS. “NATURE BOY” RIC FLAIR & BARRY WINDHAM (WITH HIRO MATSUDA) (NWA Main Event: Taped or Aired 3-12-1989)

SUMMARY:         APPROX. RUNNING TIME: 20:40 Min.

Following the NWA/WCW’s Chi-Town Rumble Pay-Per-View on February 20, 1989, “The Total Package” Lex Luger had become a two-time U.S. Champion at ex-partner Barry Windham’s expense.  Meanwhile, at the same show, Ric Flair lost the NWA World Title to Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat.  Backed by manager Hiro Matsuda, Flair & Windham (effectively the Two Horsemen) would seek to take out their recent frustrations on “Hot Stuff” Eddie Gilbert.  Accordingly, he would team with the Horsemen’s worst nemesis, Luger. 

This bout from The Omni in Atlanta, Georgia, was either taped or aired on NWA Main Event on March 12, 1989.  The match commentator is Jim Ross.

Note: Windham subsequently left the NWA/WCW within days of this match.

REVIEW:

Inevitably, one must compare this tag-team showdown to its predecessor from a few months before where Gilbert & his mystery partner (Ricky Steamboat) stunned Flair & Windham in a televised upset on an episode of World Championship Wrestling

While Luger & Gilbert’s tandem doesn’t live up to an electrifying Steamboat single-handedly smoking Flair & Windham multiple times, this bout is still plenty good.  Gilbert’s spunky cruiserweight style, in that sense, is a surprisingly good fit with Luger’s powerhouse presence against the Horsemen’s reliable villainy. 

Even a standard-issue NWA cheap finish is not really a problem for this bout.  Its combined star power delivers all the necessary goods making it a Late 80’s wrestling treat worth re-discovery.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                 7 Stars

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NWA U.S. CHAMPION “THE TOTAL PACKAGE” LEX LUGER (WITH J.J. DILLON) VS. NWA WESTERN STATES HERITAGE CHAMPION BARRY WINDHAM (NWA World Championship Wrestling: Taped or Aired 9-19-1987)

SUMMARY:       APPROX. RUNNING TIME: 12:56 Min.

From Dorton Arena in Raleigh, North Carolina, the Four Horsemen’s “The Total Package” Lex Luger (with manager J.J. Dillon) defends his NWA U.S. Championship against the NWA’s Western States Heritage Champion, Barry Windham.  Their match is the main event for a World Championship Wrestling TV episode – either taped or aired September 19, 1987. 

Backing an ultra-arrogant Luger & Dillon late in the game is the presence of fellow Horseman Arn Anderson.  Once outnumbered three-to-one, Windham’s back-up consists of the Rock ‘N’ Roll Express.  The match commentator is Tony Schiavone.   

REVIEW:

Despite a standard-issue NWA disqualification TV finish, Windham and Luger concoct an energetic title bout where the in-ring odds appear seemingly even.  Specifically, Windham’s lanky athleticism and arsenal of wrestling maneuvers are an ideal fit against Luger’s powerhouse physique (and hiding the relatively inexperienced U.S. Champion’s limited move set). 

As compared to several of their later title bouts (1989-1991), this one is upper-tier, as far as utilizing superior teamwork.  Between their youthful mobility and sharp choreography, the Luger-Windham rivalry exudes a welcome aura of excitement in this stellar NWA TV main event.  Suffice to say, it’s a sample of mid-80’s NWA star power worth re-discovery.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     8 Stars

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WWF 1989 SURVIVOR SERIES SHOWDOWN (WWF PRIME TIME WRESTLING: Aired 11-12-1989)

SUMMARY:           RUNNING TIME: 1 Hour, 58 Min.

Airing November 12, 1989, on the USA Network, “Gorilla” Monsoon and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan co-host this ‘special’ edition of the WWF’s weekly Prime Time Wrestling TV series.  “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, with equal screen time, is a third host working solo in the program’s ‘Studio B.’  Meant to hype the WWF’s upcoming 1989 Survivor Series Pay-Per-View, this episode’s gimmick claims a random draw has lined up five singles matches pitting individuals from their imminent tag-team elimination matches.

Note: Captaining a squad consisting of “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka and The Bushwhackers against Rick Rude’s team (Curt “Mr. Perfect” Hennig & The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers), Piper would make his Survivor Series debut in 1989.

“Mean” Gene Okerlund’s update announces that Demoltion has recently reclaimed the WWF World Tag Team Championship from Heenan’s Brain Busters: Tully Blanchard & Arn Anderson.  Okerlund and Sean Mooney also help pitch promos from: Rick Rude, Piper, Randy Savage’s ‘King’s Court’ (including Barry Windham), “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan’s ‘4×4’s, Dusty Rhodes’ ‘Dream Team,’ and the WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan’s ‘Hulkamaniacs.’ 

Brother Love’s interview segment invites Heenan to introduce André the Giant and Haku as his newly-formed ‘Colossal Connection.’  It’s conveyed that they are replacing Anderson & Blanchard as Heenan’s preferred tag team. Sporadic hints are teased of turbulence in the Heenan faction re: Tully Blanchard’s future.  The real purpose was to cover Blanchard’s quiet release from the WWF in early November 1991.  Yet, the WWF’s storyline explanation would not be confirmed until the Survivor Series’ final match on Thanksgiving Night.

This episode’s five-match line-up is the following:

  1. Tito Santana (with Dusty Rhodes) vs. Big Boss Man (with Slick & Akeem).  Running Time: 11:35.
  2. “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig (with “The Genius” Lanny Poffo) vs. Bushwhacker Butch Miller (with Bushwhacker Luke Williams).  Running Time: 6:55.
  3. “Macho King” Randy Savage (with “Sensational Queen” Sherri) vs. Hercules.  Running Time: 10:54.
  4. Brain Buster Tully Blanchard (with Bobby Heenan, Arn Anderson, Haku, & André the Giant) vs. WWF Intercontinental Champion The Ultimate Warrior (with Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart and The Rockers – Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty) in a non-title match.  Running Time: 6:00.
  5. “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase (with Zeus & Virgil) vs. Demolition’s Smash (with Demolition’s Ax).  Running Time: 10:11.

Recorded during a WWF Wrestling Challenge’s TV syndication taping, it isn’t revealed that the bouts occurred on November 1, 1989 at the Kansas Coliseum, in Wichita, Kansas.  Without appearing on camera, Vince McMahon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura are the ringside co-commentators – or it’s possible they’re simply doing voice-overs.

Note: Despite being advertised in multiple segments, “Widowmaker” Barry Windham subsequently departed the WWF before the actual Pay-Per-View.  His replacement would be John “Earthquake” Tenta.  What’s still intriguing is Bret Hart’s desire to face off against fellow second-generation star Windham; their match-up (or even better a series of one-on-one bouts) likely would have been a classic for that era.  The same second-generation potential would have applied to Savage vs. Windham, though they at least appear together as teammates in the ‘King’s Court’ promo.

REVIEW:

The entertainment value the Monsoon-Heenan-Piper trio musters is commendable, as far as carrying this two-hour Survivor Series infomercial.  In particular, the needling ‘feud’ between a mostly gleeful Piper and a simmering Heenan is well-played. 

As for the matches themselves, their TV quality is a pleasant surprise.  Case in point: aside from Dusty and Akeem sporting fake nightsticks, the Boss Man vs. Santana opener is remarkably good (7 Stars).  Santana, in this instance, gets a welcome boost where the match’s booking doesn’t reduce him to yet another of the Boss Man’s thrashed victims.  One will catch that, in addition to another of his icky, sweat-soaked shirts before the match, the Boss Man evidently suffered a bloody facial scratch or even an inadvertent broken nose against Santana.

As for Curt Hennig vs. the Bushwhackers’ Butch Miller, this match surely doesn’t impress on paper.  Yet, the ‘reality’ isn’t half-bad (5 ½ Stars).  Packing a predictable finish, not to mention plenty of fake biting, Hennig and Miller, at least, make their effort watchable.  In terms of in-ring chemistry, however, the show’s best match belongs to Hercules vs. Randy Savage (8 Stars).  Though their bout is formulaic (i.e. Savage & Sherri regularly double-teaming Hercules), it delivers all the necessary goods for a fun and satisfying TV showdown. 

The same applies to an ultra-rare Tully Blanchard vs. Ultimate Warrior match-up (7½ Stars).  Impressively, Blanchard makes the Intercontinental Champion looks almost as good as the Warrior’s old partner: Sting.  Added star power from both entire squads justifies the cheap finish – it’s a shame considering the match quality had been remarkably solid up to that point.  Still, had they remained in the WWF, pitching the unscrupulous Blanchard and Arn Anderson as legitimate solo title threats (and likely future Intercontinental Champions) would have been a logical twist.  

Lastly, Demolition’s Smash delivers a better-than-expected performance against Ted DiBiase (6½ Stars).  One might think DiBiase carries Smash, but the guy frankly does fine on his own.  The match’s ending won’t surprise anyone, but the players involved make it watchable. 

Accomplishing its mission, this program serves up an all-ages blast back to the WWF’s Golden Age. For its intended audience, 1989’s Survivor Series Showdown is a kid-friendly wrestling treat worth re-discovery – for, at least, one viewing.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       7 Stars

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STING VS. BIG VAN VADER (WITH HARLEY RACE) {WCW KING OF CABLE TOURNAMENT FINAL} (WCW STARRCADE ’92: BATTLEBOWL – THE LETHAL LOTTERY II: Aired 12-28-1992)

SUMMARY:                 RUNNING TIME: 16:50 Min.

On December 28, 1992, at The Omni, in Atlanta, Georgia, the two previous WCW World Heavyweight Champions faced off at Starrcade ’92: Battlebowl – The Lethal Lottery II.  At stake for Sting (wearing matching light blue & white attire and facial paint) and Big Van Vader is the “King of Cable” trophy.  The one-time tournament prize is meant to celebrate Ted Turner’s WTBS cable station for its 20th anniversary in broadcasting.  Looming at ringside on Vader’s behalf Vader is seven-time NWA World Champion Harley Race.

The match’s commentators are Jim Ross and Jesse “The Body” Ventura.

Notes: This match is available on the WWE’s Starrcade: The Essential Collection DVD set released in 2012.  A few days after Starrcade ’92, Vader regained the WCW World Championship from Ron Simmons. 

REVIEW:

This Pay-Per-View slugfest is exactly that – a veritable montage of heavy-hitting and seemingly bone-crushing strikes.  With Ross and Ventura in excellent form, Sting and Big Van Vader absolutely deliver the goods.  Given his adversary’s mammoth size, Sting plays up his underdog hero role exactly as he should (including familiar shades of Rocky III’s climax).  Even if Starrcade ’92  is long forgotten, this bruising showdown shouldn’t be.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       8½ Stars

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WWF WORLD CHAMPION “NATURE BOY” RIC FLAIR (WITH “MR. PERFECT” CURT HENNIG) & THE UNDERTAKER (WITH PAUL BEARER) VS. SID JUSTICE & HULK HOGAN (WITH BRUTUS “THE BARBER” BEEFCAKE) (WWF Saturday Night’s Main Event: Taped 1-27-1992)

SUMMARY:            RUNNING TIME: 11:42 Min.

On January 19, 1992, the WWF’s Royal Rumble Pay-Per-View would crown former NWA/WCW World Champion “Nature Boy” Ric Flair with his first-ever WWF World Championship. Among the Rumble’s other finalists to determine the company’s new World Champion are former WWF Champions Hulk Hogan, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, and the Undertaker, along with new WWF Intercontinental Champion “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. The last-eliminated, however, is Sid Justice (aka the NWA/WCW’s Sid Vicious), who subseqently gloats about his mentor Hogan’s fair loss.

Six days later, on-screen WWF President Jack Tunney’s faux TV press conference would confirm that four-time ex-champion Hogan as the challenger selected to face Flair at the upcoming WrestleMania VII for the WWF World Title.  Of the disappointed other contenders (Savage, Piper, Justice, and the Undertaker), Justice is shown openly seething afterwards – especially, as he himself had eliminated Hogan at the Rumble.

For this tag team bout recorded on January 27th, at the Municipal Coliseum in Lubbock, Texas, and then aired on NBC’s Saturday Night’s Main Event on February 8th, Justice willingly teams with Hogan against their two mutual main event foes.  At ringside are Flair and the Undertaker’s entourage of “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig and Paul Bearer. With his real-life parasailing accident acknowledged, a recuperating Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake accompanies Hogan to provide moral support in Justice and Hogan’s corner. 

The match commentators are Vince McMahon and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, who readily predicts a rift brewing between Hogan and Justice.   

Notes: Later at this same Lubbock show, the Undertaker began his first face turn in a backstage ‘confrontation’ with cohort Jake “The Snake” Roberts to set up their encounter at WrestleMania VIII.

As for Sid, it is known that WCW had programmed him to score his first career World Title at Big Van Vader’s expense headlining Starrcade ’93. Yet, after WCW fired Sid, a reliable Flair substituted and consequently won Vader’s title. Sid, nonetheless, would win the WWF World Title twice in 1996-97, and then multiple WCW World Championships shortly before that company’s demise.

REVIEW:

Let’s examine, okay, let’s dismiss the trivial opposition first.  The lethargic ‘just doing what we’re told’ mentality demonstrated by Ric Flair and the Undertaker disappointingly falls far short of even the Twin Towers’ (Big Boss Man and One Man Gang/Akeem) monster clown show almost exactly three years before. It’s a pitiful display, as far as far as provoking one of many ‘shocking’ betrayals of Hulk Hogan during the WWF’s “Hulk-a-Mania” era. 

The buffoonish Twin Towers, at least, appeared enthused about igniting a final spark towards Hogan vs. Savage’s World Title showdown for 1989’s WrestleMania V.  By comparison, the Flair-Undertaker entourage evidently couldn’t have cared less, as showing up and taking a few rudimentary double-team moves is about as much as they accomplish. 

Then again, one will likely deem Randy Savage’s acting talents viciously turning on the Hulkster (both mid-match and backstage afterwards) makes him a veritable Oscar winner – whereas Sid’s amateurish theatrics don’t even merit a wet paper bag. As for Hogan’s own contribution telegraphing this blatantly obvious rehash, he musters the kind of superficial energy one might expect for the script’s table read. 

Considering the WWF’s déjà vu scripting, if one wants a high-profile yet paint-by the-numbers heel turn, then Savage and Hogan’s 1989 Mega-Powers meltdown remains a textbook example. Case in point: no doubt aware of WrestleMania V’s outcome, Hogan obvously has ample incentive to help push Savage’s scripted resentment and jealousy into a masterpiece of exploding rage over Elizabeth and the WWF World Championship.

Devoid of on-screen chemistry, the Hogan/Justice & Beefcake vs. the Flair/Undertaker squad’s sense of a live-action cartoon is more like thumbing through a cheap coloring book.  Given such an enormous waste of star power, this pathetic tag bout belongs among the laziest high-profile angles in WWF/WWE history. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                        2 Stars

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THE HEENAN FAMILY (ANDRE THE GIANT, HAKU, ARN ANDERSON, & BOBBY “THE BRAIN” HEENAN) VS. THE ULTIMATE WARRIORS (WWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR, JIM “THE ANVIL” NEIDHART, & THE ROCKERS: MARTY JANNETTY AND SHAWN MICHAELS) {4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match} (WWF 1989 Survivor Series: Aired 11-23-1989)

SUMMARY:              RUNNING TIME: 20:28 Min.

From the Rosemont Horizon in suburban Chicago, IL, on November 23, 1989, this four-on-four elimination tag match would conclude the WWF/WWE’s 3rd Annual Survivor Series

Captaining his self-named quartet is WWF Intercontinental Champion The Ultimate Warrior, who has recruited The Hart Foundation’s Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart and The Rockers: Marty Jannetty & Shawn Michaels.    

Led by André the Giant, the Heenan Family consists of: Haku, the Brain Busters’ Arn Anderson, and, as a supposed last-minute substitute, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan himself.  Despite Tully Blanchard’s image being advertised during the show, it is later conveyed to viewers that he had angrily left Heenan’s stable earlier that same night.    

Providing the match commentary are “Gorilla” Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura. 

Notes:  Unlike what is implied on-screen, Blanchard had been quietly released by the WWF in early November 1989.  Having given the same previous notice as Blanchard, Anderson left the WWF almost immediately thereafter.

REVIEW:

With Hulk Hogan’s main event scheduled before intermission, this Ultimate Warrior showcase ending the show is better than expected. 

Upon André’s instant exit (copying his 1989 I-C Title house show series flopping for the Warrior), this match’s enjoyment falls upon Anderson, Haku, and the Rockers.  Their combined workhorse sweat goes far compensating for Blanchard’s regrettable absence.  To a lesser degree, the same applies to Neidhart and even a game Heenan (his pratfalls are still impressive), as far as shielding the Warrior’s limited stamina.

While Anderson & Haku concoct a formidable makeshift tag team (far surpassing Haku & André’s Colossal Connection), the ultra-athletic Rockers reciprocate as high-caliber adversaries.  Also, the Neidhart-Anderson match-up is fun to watch, as far as imagining the classic tag title feud that the Hart Foundation should have had with the Brain Busters.  Despite lacking Sting’s talent, even the Warrior, in short bursts, looks good keeping up with his fellow performers.   

Inevitably, the match’s worst sequence comes at the end pitting the mighty Intercontinental Champ against a befuddled Heenan.  Even if their lame 1988 ‘weasel suit’ matches were pitched as pure comedy relief, the concept was still barely watchable.  This rehash is no different, as Jesse Ventura’s scripted assessment acknowledges that the Warrior’s gleeful bulldozing of the conniving manager is unimpressive and hardly heroic. 

Echoing Heenan’s traditional ‘heat’ with fans, the supposedly humorous finish was what the WWF thought its audience wanted.  Unfortunately, for viewers, the match’s MVP (Anderson – with plenty of welcome help from Michaels and Haku) had already exited ringside.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      6 Stars

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RODDY’S ROWDIES (“ROWDY” RODDY PIPER, “SUPERFLY” JIMMY SNUKA, & THE BUSHWHACKERS: BUTCH MILLER & LUKE WILLIAMS) VS. THE RUDE BROOD (“RAVISHING” RICK RUDE, “MR. PERFECT” CURT HENNIG, & THE FABULOUS ROUGEAUS: JACQUES & RAYMOND ROUGEAU), WITH “THE GENIUS” LANNY POFFO & JIMMY HART {4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match} (WWF 1989 Survivor Series: Aired 11-23-1989)

SUMMARY:                   RUNNING TIME: 21:27 Min.

On November 23, 1989, from the Rosemont Horizon, in suburban Chicago, IL, this eight-man elimination tag match was the second-to-last of five such matches at the 3rd Annual Survivor Series

Captaining “The Rude Brood” (aka “Rude’s Brood”) is ex-WWF Intercontinental Champion “Ravishing” Rick Rude.  Oozing almost as much conceit as Rude are his partners: “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig (with associate “The Genius” Lanny Poffo), and, with their manager Jimmy Hart, The Fabulous Rougeaus: brothers Raymond & Jacques Rougeau.  Conspicuously absent is Rude’s own manager, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, but this matter is later explained prior to the event’s concluding bout. 

Leading his wacky “Roddy’s Rowdies” is “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.  Piper’s quartet consists of: his former mid-80s nemesis, “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka, and The Bushwhackers: Butch Miller & Luke Williams. 

The match commentators are “Gorilla” Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura.

Notes: Rude’s team justifies its nickname in their pre-match promo, not to mention their post-match gloating.  In contrast, the Piper team’s own pre-match promo (with “Mean” Gene Okerlund) is hilariously lowbrow.    

REVIEW:

Featuring lots of cartoonish fake biting, this showdown effectively scores comedy relief in the first half before giving way to solid wrestling down the stretch.  The Piper vs. Rude feud (as does Piper vs. Hennig) packs star power, but this match is subsequently stolen by Snuka & Hennig’s high-caliber showdown. 

Suffice to say, this sleeper bout where Piper’s roughhousing brutes counter the Rude squad’s finesse provides a welcome treat. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                              7 Stars

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THE 4×4’s (“HACKSAW” JIM DUGGAN, HERCULES, “RUGGED” RONNIE GARVIN, AND BRET “HITMAN” HART) VS. THE KING’S COURT (“MACHO KING” RANDY SAVAGE, DINO BRAVO, GREG “THE HAMMER” VALENTINE, & THE CANADIAN EARTHQUAKE), WITH “SENSATIONAL QUEEN” SHERRI & JIMMY HART {4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match} (WWF 1989 Survivor Series: Aired 11-23-1989)

SUMMARY:                 RUNNING TIME: 23:25 Min.

On November 23, 1989, from the Rosemont Horizon, in suburban Chicago, IL, this eight-man elimination tag match was the second of five such bouts at the 3rd Annual Survivor Series

On one side is “Macho King” Randy Savage, and his “King’s Court” consisting of: Greg “The Hammer” Valentine, Dino Bravo, and newcomer John Tenta as the “Canadian Earthquake.”  Adding nefarious star power at ringside are “Sensational Queen” Sherri and Jimmy Hart to make it practically a 6-on-4 handicap. 

Wielding actual 4×4’s for comic effect, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan leads his squad consisting of: Hercules, “Rugged” Ronnie Garvin, and The Hart Foundation’s Bret” Hitman” Hart into battle.  The match commentators are “Gorilla” Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura.

Note: Tenta replaced “Stalker” Barry Windham in this bout due to the latter’s departure from the WWF. 

REVIEW:

Though reminiscent of the André/Rick Rude team’s squashing of Duggan & Jake Roberts’ squad the year before, this eight-man slugfest still packs solid entertainment.  Its overall plotting makes sense watching Garvin, Hart, and Duggan face long odds against the villains’ superior numbers (and enormous size) after Hercules’ relatively fast exit. 

If anything, the electrifying sequences pitting Hart vs. Savage (seeing two future multi-time WWF World Heavyweight Champions against one another) is easily this showdown’s best asset. Lastly, the crowd-pleasing finish gives Duggan a welcome shot at some payback, even if it’s a case of too little far too late.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                  6½ Stars