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THE TERROR

Written by Dan Simmons

SUMMARY:

First published by Little, Brown and Company, in 2007, this 770-page hardcover imagines a horrific ‘what if’ as to a real-life, unsolved nautical mystery.  Specifically, The Terror explores the catastrophic fate of the British Navy’s 1845 Arctic expedition led by Captain Sir John Franklin. 

With two reliable and newly reinforced vessels (the HMS Erebus under Franklin’s command and Captain Francis R.M. Crozier’s HMS Terror), the Franklin Expedition had been ordered to locate and explore a purported Northwest Passage from Canada’s North Pole region to Asia.  Including its seasoned officers, the two vessels’ combined crew would be comprised of nearly 130 men.  Setting sail from England, these vessels would be well-stocked with supplies (including a horde of hastily tinned foods) and resources to seemingly answer all likely contingencies.

According to history, only two Franklin Expedition messages (one being an update of the other) were ever found by a multitude of subsequent search-and-rescue parties.  Hence, the British Navy could never confirm Franklin’s improvised deviations off his expedition’s intended route to finally locate the missing ships. 

In reality, the signed messages revealed that both vessels had been trapped by ice in close proximity to one another some thirty miles from King William Land/King William Island’s coast for eighteen months.  Months after Franklin’s death in 1847, both ships were evidently abandoned to attempt a grueling trudge across hundreds of miles of frozen sea and terrain in hopes of eventual rescue – as of late April 1848.  According to various historical accounts and present-day science/archaeology, there were no survivors from the Franklin Expedition.         

Per Simmons’ novel, after several months of frozen gridlock, Franklin contemplates his officers’ pendulum-like assessments of their dire predicament.  He scoffs at Crozier’s suggestion of abandoning the bigger HMS Erebus, despite its enhanced frame slowly buckling under constant strain.  Instead of immediately consolidating crews aboard the HMS Terror to wait out a possible escape, Franklin chooses a different alternative. 

Under Lt. Graham Gore’s command, a small team is sent afoot to search for leads (open water) and deposit the first of only two messages the Franklin Expedition would ever leave of its whereabouts.  Returning to the ships, Gore’s team is unexpectedly attacked by a raging behemoth resembling a polar bear.  An enigmatic clue to this ghostly creature’s origin may be a young Esquimaux (Inuit) woman dubbed ‘Lady Silence,’ due to her severed tongue.

Franklin’s subsequent strategy to kill the supposed bear (in the crew’s ironic slang, nicknamed ‘The Terror’) ends in a bloody disaster.  Now sharing command, Crozier and Commander/Captain James Fitzjames must keep their crews alive by all humane means necessary. 

Not only is a bloodthirsty leviathan (aka ‘The Tuunbaq’) stalking the stranded vessels, but other lethal factors become inevitable: hypothermia, scurvy, botulism, lead poisoning, and, worst of all, a dwindling food supply.  Left no other viable option, Crozier and Fitzjames desperately lead their crews hiking across King William Land/King William Island’s frozen tundra for hundreds of miles in hopes of an eventual escape or rescue by river.    

In the grueling months to come, the depleted survivors continue falling to tragedy and misfortune.  Crozier and others deduce another vile monster lurking among them is stirring up imminent mutiny, including threats of cannibalism.  Forced to split his remaining crewmen into factions seeking their own fates, Crozier knows that time is fast running out to escape the Arctic Circle’s wrath. For them, hell has already frozen over. 

Yet, an unexpected glimmer of hope may at last disclose the predatory Tuunbaq’s motive for feasting on mortal victims.          

Notes: The novel has been released in multiple formats, including paperback, audiobook, and digitally.  Simmons’ novel was published prior to the real-life discoveries of the HMS Erebus (in 2014) and, subsequently, the HMS Terror (in 2016).  The underwater wrecks were found approximately 100 kilometers (or roughly 62 miles) apart. 

AMC, in 2018, released a ten-episode, same-named mini-series of the novel co-starring Jared Harris and Ciarán Hinds.  This TV adaptation serves as the first season of AMC’s The Terror horror anthology series.

REVIEW:

Let it first be reiterated that, given its bleak and macabre nature, The Terror is a mature audiences read only.  Dan Simmons’s nasty fantasy-horror doubles as a historical fiction masterpiece indulging an excess of grisly details.  With many fully developed supporting characters and individual sub-plots, readers are getting the dense literary equivalent of a director’s cut/extended version – be forewarned.    

Rather than preparing an exhaustive analysis, I’m going to instead discuss some key areas:    

  • No matter their factual inaccuracies, Simmons’ depictions of historical figures (i.e. Franklin, Crozier, John Irving, Dr. Goodsir, Graham Gore, Lady Jane Franklin, and Sophia Cracroft, among others) effectively co-exist with his own fictional creations in this alternate reality. Despite the supernatural presence of an unstoppable Star Wars Wampa-like monster and Crozier’s recurring psychic dreams, this component makes for a considerable creative asset.     
  • The intricately detailed narrative conveyed in sixty-six chapters (through the perspectives of rotating characters) isn’t flawless.  At least one hundred pages could have been omitted without losing a fraction of this epic’s gruesome substance.  Simmons, in retrospect, should have prioritized better pacing over pitching innumerable ghoulish twists.      
  • Readers (especially the more squeamish) will feel as though they’re on-the-scene observers.  It’s a nod to Simmons’ undeniable literary talents.  Case in point: His made-up timeline painstakingly overrides common sense as to why the expedition should have likely perished from harsh natural elements, let alone starvation – long before the novel’s actual climax.  Note: Nearly three hundred pages take place after the real-life expedition’s last known correspondence. 
  • Simmons’ ability to defy common sense doesn’t always work. Even if such details are indeed historically accurate, readers may be bewildered by the two vessels’ vast cargo holds, including room for multiple smaller boats, sleds, and absurdities in excessive personal effects.  Case in point: storage of an aristocratic Franklin’s vast costume collection on an exploration mission just seems an eye-rolling implausibility. 
  • The same applies far worse later when the dwindling crewmen are ‘man-hauling’ enormously heavy yet unnecessary objects (i.e. Crozier’s desk) for months across countless miles of frigid tundra.  Why no one suggests packing lightly at the outset for a far more expedient (and possibly less suicidal) trek across the island isn’t explained.
  • Necessary compensation is supplied by a wealth of character depth Simmons’ depictions of Crozier, Goodsir, Irving, Blanky, Gore, Lady Silence, Franklin, Bridgens, and even the antagonists.  Repulsive details/inferences (including cannibalism, sodomy, disemboweling/mutilation, and some crude refences to female anatomy), however, can’t be ignored.  Instead, they become a nauseating counterbalance to such well-constructed characters.             

What might give one further pause, however, is the author’s creative exploitation – reminiscent of The Perfect Storm (both Sebastian Junger’s 1997 novel and its 2000 movie adaptation).  Specifically, is Simmons profiteering off historical tragedy?  With the Franklin Expedition’s grim fate transformed into a gruesome fantasy, readers inevitably face a coin toss.  One side offers a brilliantly speculative though excessive take on historical fiction.  The flip side implies that Simmons has taken advantage of this expedition’s misfortune by concocting it into mass fantasy-horror. 

In spite of these qualms, The Terror is ultimately a potent read.  It is, however, bogged down by an overload of wince-inducing plot elements.  Additionally, several overextended sequences (i.e. Thomas Blanky’s first and seemingly endless monster escape; the preposterous costume ball, etc.) push credibility much further than necessary.  Before accepting the challenge of reading The Terror, it’s advisable to stock up on fortitude to absorb this novel’s literally blood-chilling narrative.  

If The Terror is the kind of epic nightmare that intrigues you, then Simmons will surpass your money’s worth.

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

There’s a double-page of black-and-white maps detailing Simmons’ versions of the Franklin Expedition’s Northwest Passage route and of King William Land/Island.  A Northwest Passage map also appears in a double-page format for the front and black inside covers.  Simmons’s dedication infers his creative inspiration was taken from the 1951 sci-fi/horror film, The Thing From Another World (aka the original cinematic Thing).  A foretelling 1851 Moby Dick quotation by Herman Melville is included.  

Simmons’ three-page acknowledgements section reveals his bibliographical sources.  Among them is an 1845 letter from the Expedition’s real Dr. Harry D.S. Goodsir to a relative.  The last page provides a paragraph-long biography on Simmons. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                         8½ Stars

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FATHER BROWN (1974): THE SECRET GARDEN (Season 1: Episode 13)

SUMMARY:                                 RUNNING TIME: 51:00 Min.

First airing on England’s ITV on December 19, 1974, “The Secret Garden” is the final episode of this first (and single-season) Father Brown TV series.  Faithfully adapting G.K. Chesterton’s same-named 1910 short story, Peter Jeffries directed this episode off Hugh Leonard’s screenplay.

In 1920’s Paris, wealthy French police chief Aristide Valentin (Mayne) voices his desire to seek humane commutation for a death row inmate he previously sent to prison.  Despite Valentin’s considerable political influence, he realizes that making an in-person plea is his last opportunity before the condemned’s execution that same night.     

Meanwhile, at Valentin’s posh fortress-like estate, his dinner party guests await him.  Among the guests are: married British aristocrats – the elderly Galloways (Luckham & Benham); their socialite daughter Margaret (Waugh); her soldier ex-fiancé, O’Brien (Dance); an amiable physician (Davies); American millionaire philanthropist Julius K. Brayne (Dyneley); and Brayne’s own associate, Father Brown (More)

Father Brown ponders Valentin’s stringent security measures necessitating the front door as his manor home’s sole entrance – not to mention, a spiked high wall surrounding the estate’s backyard perimeter.  Brown is told that Valentin routinely receives death threats. 

Subsequent after-dinner conversation includes the topic of capital punishment.  O’Brien then departs for the garden to tempt Margaret into resuming their former romance, much to her father’s disgust.  An eccentric Brayne also leaves the room.  He is last seen playing with Valentin’s mounted sword collection in the hallway.

Wishing to thwart O’Brien, a drunken Lord Galloway stumbles upon a grisly discovery in the darkened garden: specifically, a well-dressed mystery corpse with a severed head.  The murder weapon is established as O’Brien’s missing Foreign Legion saber.  Valentin calmly seeks to shield his guests from his own police force’s imminent scrutiny.  Suspicion soon pivots towards another guest besides O’Brien. 

The priest’s sleuthing suggests, however, that all may not be what it seems.  For instance, how could the unknown intruder/victim have circumvented various defenses and gotten inside the estate?  By the next day, this macabre enigma worsens once a second decapitated head is discovered.  Father Brown realizes it’s up to him to thwart a culprit’s potentially perfect crime. 

                   Cast:

Father Brown: Kenneth More

Commandant Neil O’Brien: Charles Dance

Aristide Valentin: Ferdy Mayne

Lord and Lady Galloway: Cyril Luckham & Joan Benham

Lady Margaret Graham: Eileen Waugh

Julius K. Brayne: Peter Dyneley

Dr. Bernard Simon: Rowland Davies

Duchess of Mont St. Michel: Rosemarie Dunham

Ivan (servant): Athol Coats

Beaumont: Stefan Gryff

Unnamed Servant: Hugh Cecil. 

Notes: 1. As forewarning, though not exceedingly graphic, there are three or four close-up glimpses of ‘severed heads.’ 

2. Interestingly, Valentin’s literary counterpart appeared in the first Father Brown story, 1910’s “The Blue Cross” (aka “Valentin Follows A Curious Trail”).  Valentin was that mystery’s featured player rather than Brown.  Hence, “The Secret Garden” makes for an intriguing sequel. 

3. In terms of possible coincidence: reminiscent of “The Blue Cross,” Agatha Christie’s 1930 Murder at The Vicarage features St. Mary Mead’s vicar, Reverend Len Clement, over Ms. Jane Marple in her whodunnit debut.   

REVIEW:

Filmed on videotape, it’s readily obvious “The Secret Garden” relies upon well-dressed sets vs. any sense that the cast is inside a castle-like manor home.  Aside from this minor quibble, it’s an old-school Father Brown whodunnit well-played for its macabre source material. 

For fans of G.K. Chesterton’s Father Brown, seeing “The Secret Garden” faithfully visualized makes for solid viewing – no matter its logical contrivances.  Kenneth More’s Father Brown, in that regard, effectively spells out what some viewers likely will have already deduced.      

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:         7 Stars

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THE HARDY BOYS (1995): JAZZMAN (Season 1: Episode 2)

SUMMARY:                APPROX.  RUNNING TIME: 22:00 Min.

First airing on September 30, 1995, this episode of the Canadian syndicated TV series was directed by Jon Cassar off Dave Cole’s script. 

At a downtown church, journalist Frank (Gray) and computer ace Joe (Popowich) Hardy serve as the best man and wedding photographer for their friend: Tommy (Small), a local news vendor.  Yet, Tommy inexplicably no-shows the wedding and has seemingly dropped from sight. 

The Hardys promise his worried fiancée, Anita (Clarke), that they will find Tommy.  Following clues from Tommy’s newsstand, Frank & Joe’s investigation uncovers his long-suppressed former life as a jazz musician.  More so, after serving decades in prison, an elderly mobster (Tager) is now shadowing the Hardys.  He, too, wants to find Tommy, as they evidently have a personal old score to settle.     

                 Cast:

Frank Hardy: Colin K. Gray

Joe Hardy: Paul Popowich

Anita: Norma Clarke

Tommy (Carter): Ron Small

Jimmy: Aron Tager

Jordan: Karen LeBlanc

Pawnbroker: Ellen-Ray Hennessy

Bartender: Robbie Rox

Wedding Guests: Uncredited

Priest: Uncredited

Nightclub Patrons: Uncredited

Pedestrians: Uncredited

Flashbacks: Uncredited.

Notes: There are sporadic hints that the series was filmed in Canada (i.e. a close-up of a license plate).  Reminiscent of their 1970’s incarnations, the show was produced in tandem with a Nancy Drew TV series – likewise, it wasn’t long for this world.  Both single-season series only ran for thirteen episodes and were effectively canceled the same night: December 16, 1995. 

REVIEW:

Despite its limitations, this obviously low-budget episode makes for some passable viewing.  While competently directed, the episode’s flimsy plot is something of a letdown for stars Colin K. Gray and Paul Popowich.  They simply don’t get much of a mystery conveying that they are ‘The Hardy Boys,’ as opposed to some unremarkable, twenty-something amateur detective duo.  Among this cast, only guest star Karen LeBlanc makes a vivid impression in her minimal screen time.

Still, “Jazzman” delivers a watchable, all-ages caper to sample this mid-90’s revival of The Hardy Boys.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                        4 Stars

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NANCY DREW (1995): THE DEATH AND LIFE OF BILLY FERAL (Season 1: Episode 7)

SUMMARY:             APPROX. RUNNING TIME: 22:00 Min.

First airing on September 30, 1995, Bruce McDonald directed this episode of the Canadian syndicated TV series off series story editor Laura Phillips’ original script. 

In this incarnation of Nancy Drew, Nancy and her two friends: Bess and George live downtown in a large city at the supposedly haunted Callisto Hotel.  This episode doesn’t specify the girls’ careers or if they’re still college students – all one gets is that George is evidently an amateur filmmaker.     

Five years have lapsed since rock star Billy Feral’s (Bissonette) enigmatic demise.  A pilgrimage by Feral’s mourning fans descends upon The Callisto Hotel on the  anniversary of his death.  Per George’s (Tanner) video footage for a Feral documentary she is filming, Nancy Drew (Ryan) views suspicious visual evidence that Feral’s ghost is haunting The Callisto’s fan memorial.  More so, Nancy and her friends find that others residing at The Callisto are keeping secrets about the musician’s tragic life.

               Cast:

Nancy Drew: Tracy Ryan

George Fayne: Joy Tanner

Bess Marvin: Jhene Erwin

Billy Feral: Joel Bissonette

Amina: Kyrin Hall

Simon: Uncredited.

Pete: Matthew Smith

Seymour: Conrad Bergschneider

Clerk: Eric Kimmel

Video Store Customers: Uncredited

Other Callisto Residents: Uncredited

Feral’s Fans: Uncredited.

Notes: There are sporadic hints that the series was filmed in Canada.  Reminiscent of their 1970’s incarnations, this series was produced in conjunction with a Hardy Boys TV series – as it, too, wasn’t long for this world.  Both single-season series only ran for thirteen episodes and were effectively canceled the same night: December 16, 1995. 

REVIEW:

To its modest credit, this episode sports an okay series lead in Tracy Ryan (frankly, co-star Joy Tanner might have made better casting) and a potentially intriguing premise.  At only twenty-two minutes, the plot’s rudimentary execution, however, is really more akin to what one might expect from The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo.  One could also imagine that the script somewhat echoes elements of Eddie and The Cruisers.      

Considering this Nancy Drew’s obvious budget limitations, “The Death and Life of Billy Feral” doesn’t strive for more than it can achieve.  At most, it’s an easily forgettable ghost story tease meant for an all-ages audience.  For undemanding viewers, this contrived episode is worth catching once – if at all.       

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      3½ Stars

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SUPERINTENDENT BATTLE: TOWARDS ZERO

Written by Agatha Christie

SUMMARY:

First published in 1944, sporadic re-releases include this large-print, 316-page 1988 G.K. Hall & Co. paperback edition. 

Set in England during 1943-44, a series of seemingly unrelated and ordinary events unfold across several months. In September 1944, the participants subsequently converge at Lady Camilla Tressilian’s posh estate, Gull’s Point, at Saltcreek.  Among the scenes depicted are:

  • Retired criminal defense attorney Mr. Treves contemplates his ‘zero hour’ concept of crime (i.e. homicide) where a collection of individuals (the culprit, the victim, and possible witnesses) will inexplicably converge upon the same place at the same time.
  • After his botched suicide attempt, a despondent Andrew MacWhirter resentfully endures further indignity during his recuperation in a British hospital.
  • An unknown psychopath sets out sinister plans for a date later that year in September.
  • Scotland Yard’s Superintendent Battle ‘rescues’ his teenage daughter, Sylvia, from a private boarding school after she falsely confesses to a series of petty thefts.
  • Pro tennis player Nevile Strange tries coaxing his much-younger current wife, Kay, into establishing a friendship with his ex-spouse, Audrey.  Hence, he suggests that they holiday together that fall at his stepmother’s riverside estate, Gull’s Point.
  • The elderly Lady Tressilian is hostile towards Nevile’s (her late husband’s ward) likely self-serving intentions.       

Assembled that fall at Saltcreek are: Nevile and Kay Strange; Audrey Strange; Ted Latimer (Kay’s friend); Thomas Royde (Audrey’s cousin); and trusted family friend Mr. Treves, as proximity intermingles their vacations.  Lady Tressilian and her distant cousin/live-in companion, Mary Aldin, invite these guests for dinner a September night at Gull’s Point.  Jealousy and simmering old wounds reopen amongst them, as one person inexplicably dies before the next morning.

Far more shocking is a second death where the victim is brutally murdered in a locked-room mystery.  Soon called upon is Superintendent Battle, who is presently visiting his nephew: Saltcreek’s Inspector James Leach.  In their criminal probe, Battle and Leach recognize that the crime scene implicates Nevile Strange.  Yet, resolution isn’t so easy, as Battle suspects that someone is cleverly framing Nevile.

Once the preponderance of evidence shifts again, Battle must initiate his own decisive endgame to ensure justice prevails.

Notes: This title is Superintendent Battle’s fifth and final appearance in Christie’s works (though Poirot later mentions him).  Battle had previously appeared in 1925’s The Secret of Chimneys; its 1929 spin-off sequel, The Seven Dials Mystery; 1936’s Cards On The Table team-up with Poirot, Ariadne Oliver, and Colonel Race; and a cameo in 1939’s Murder Is Easy (aka Easy To Kill).      

As far as Towards Zero’s recent TV adaptations go, there is a same-named 2007 TV episode of Agatha Christie’s Marple where Battle is replaced by a generic Superintendent.  A loose French interpretation is a 2019 TV episode from Les Petits Meurtres d’Agatha Christie (aka The Little Murders of Agatha Christie / Agatha Christie’s Criminal Games). 

At this time, a new BBC TV mini-series is in production.  The casting of Battle (or another surrogate) hasn’t been disclosed; given the announced cast, the actor is most likely Matthew Rhys.  Interestingly, still another Battle is in progress.  Currently, Netflix is filming a mini-series adaptation of The Seven Dials MysterySherlock’s Martin Freeman reportedly has been cast as Battle – a rare instance of the character appearing on screen.

REVIEW:

Considering this novel’s 80th Anniversary, one at least gets a decent read.  Yet, as to why Towards Zero frankly rates among Agatha Christie’s middling works, there are multiple reasons: 

  1. The potential for intriguing plot threads is undermined by a relatively bland whodunnit bearing too few actual surprises.    
  2. Towards Zero’s gimmickry suggests a Hercule Poirot-style mystery. As Christie fans know, Superintendent Battle’s low-key presence falls far short of her legendary Belgian sleuth’s star power.  More so, even substituting Poirot in for Battle can’t make the culprit’s devious methodology any less implausible. 
  3. Aside from a mostly dull Battle, the novel lacks memorable characters to make one sufficiently care about the mystery’s climax – let alone the fates of various players. 
  4. In reference to the above reasons, late plot contrivances will leave readers’ eyes rolling, regardless of generation. 

If anything, various plot elements (i.e. how Daniel Craig’s flamboyant sleuth, Benoit Blanc, comes off like an amalgam of Battle and Poirot), makes Towards Zero perhaps the closest Christie work resembling Rian Johnson’s 2019 Knives Out film.

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

A table of contents is included.  The 18-point Plantin font, as expected, is easily readable.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                        5 Stars

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HERCULE POIROT: AFTER THE FUNERAL (aka FUNERALS ARE FATAL)

Written by Agatha Christie

SUMMARY:

First published in 1953 in both the United States and the United Kingdom, this 286-page William Morrow paperback reprint was released in 2014.

After the sudden passing of elderly English millionaire, Richard Abernethie, a will reading is held by his trusted family attorney, Mr. Entwhistle.  Invited to the posh family mansion, Enderby Hall, are Richard’s surviving heirs, including his adult nieces and nephews; two sisters-in-law; and his youngest sister: the eccentric and middle-aged Cora Lansquenet.  Routine revelations by Entwhistle of Richard’s will inexplicably spurn Cora to opine that: one, that Richard was murdered; and two, that his homicide has been discreetly hushed up. 

Perturbed to varying degrees by Cora’s outlandish comments, Entwhistle and the various Abernethie family members go their separate ways in returning home.  Yet, the shockingly savage homicide of the reclusive Cora within forty-eight hours prompts Entwhistle to consult London’s premier sleuth: Hercule Poirot.  The Belgian private detective’s arsenal of ‘little grey cells’ must then determine how Richard’s seemingly natural demise correlates to that of his brutally murdered sister.  More so, the subsequent attempted poisoning of Cora’s best friend and live-in companion, Miss Gilchrist, adds further sinister complications. 

The truth may ultimately rest with one family heir, who had vaguely sensed something awry when Cora had blurted out her conspiracy theory at the will reading. That is, if the desperate culprit doesn’t eliminate this potential witness first to ensure the success of a shrewdly constructed crime.  

Note: This title has been released in multiple formats, including digitally and audiobook.

REVIEW:

For a cozy mystery, After The Funeral is more complex and slightly better than average within the genre – as far as ensuring readers a good night’s sleep. If compared to the Hercule Poirot franchise’s upper echelon, however, one merely gets an unremarkable whodunnit. 

In part, Agatha Christie’s intriguing premise becomes bogged down by a confusing overload of Abernethie family suspects, not to mention a somewhat languid pace. Though some engaging characters emerge (i.e. Entwhistle, Susan Banks, and Helen Abernethie), none shine brightly enough to surpass the ordinary ‘screen time’ that Christie has allotted them. It’s ironic that the welcome plausibility (and shades of ambiguity) After The Funeral’s guest characters imbue this storyline with doesn’t inspire a more meaningful enigma for Poirot to decipher.

Poirot’s own waning star power is problematic, too. Frankly, his low-key sleuthing makes one wonder about the supplemental efforts by Entwhistle, Inspector Morton, and a few of the Abernethies. For instance, might After The Funeral have been a better whodunnit without involving Poirot, i.e. along the lines of Crooked House or Ordeal By Innocence? With minimal tweaking (such as Inspector Morton and Entwhistle splitting Poirot’s contributions), a character like Susan Banks might have been an excellent addition to Christie’s collection of amateur sleuths.

Removing Poirot altogether, unfortunately, doesn’t fix the novel’s biggest weakness. Specifically, After The Funeral lacks exhilarating moments of suspense or unique plot twists that will reverberate with readers afterwards. That’s really the prime reason why this Poirot caper is all too easy to forget by mystery buffs.

The flip side is Christie still concocts a readable plot that diligently pecks away at self-involved aspects of human nature (i.e. greed) that any number of cozy mysteries so often explore. Hence, this subdued Poirot whodunnit is best found at the library or a discount book sale.         

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

This edition starts with a page-length Christie biography.  Sophie Hannah (who currently writes new entries in the Poirot franchise) pens a brief introduction.  Specifically, she teases this storyline’s ‘nontransferable motive,’ where only its culprit would commit the murder for a specific reason. 

Of more practical benefit (preceding Chapter One) is a brief Abernethie family tree establishing the surviving family members by name and relationship.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    5½ Stars

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TOMMY & TUPPENCE BERESFORD # 3: N OR M?

Written by Agatha Christie

SUMMARY:

Released in both the U.S. and the U.K. in 1941, N or M? is Agatha Christie’s third novel depicting married British adventurers Tommy & Tuppence Beresford.  Among its subsequent reprints, Penguin Group, Inc.’s Signet imprint released N or M? as a mass market edition in 2000.  In terms of the franchise’s continuity timetable, N or M? is set approximately twenty years after the episodic events of Partners in Crime.      

Note: The “Tommy & Tuppence” series also consists of: The Secret Adversary (1922); Partners in Crime (1929); By the Pricking of My Thumbs (1968); and, lastly, Postern of Fate (1973). 

Aside from successfully raising twins, Derek and Deborah, into adulthood, it isn’t revealed what else Agatha Christie’s patriotic detective couple has pursued in the interim.  With World War II raging on in Western Europe, Tommy & Tuppence Beresford (now in their mid-forties) have been rejected from the British war effort, essentially due to age discrimination.  With a new generation (including their own children) fighting this war, Tommy and Tuppence find they have too little to do fulfilling their ‘empty nest’ phase in life.   

A British spy’s unsolved homicide necessitates a back-channel invitation to Tommy to rejoin British Intelligence.  Aware that the Nazis are systemically infiltrating the United Kingdom to organize a subsequent invasion, the British Secret Service’s upper echelon senses it, too, has likely been breached. 

Needing a trusted face who has been ‘off the grid’ for years, the Service’s Mr. Grant sends in an undercover Tommy to probe a low-key seaside village, Leahampton.  It is suspected that two shadowy Nazi conspirators dubbed ‘N’ and ‘M’ (one man and one woman) are somehow linked to the local Sans Souci Hotel.  Covertly overhearing what Grant and Tommy intend to do, Tuppence opts to make this mission a joint invitation. 

Posing separately as the widowed ‘Mrs. Blenkensop’ and widower ‘Mr. Meadowes,’ the Beresfords infiltrate the middle-class Sans Souci Hotel. Their new neighbors include: a middled-aged couple – The Cayleys; an embittered German refugee – Carl von Deinim; Mrs. Sprot and her playful toddler, Betty; crochety Major Bletchley; a spinster – Miss Minton; and the hotel’s manager, Mrs. Perenna, with her outspoken daughter, Sheila.  All too predictably, the hotel’s residents exhibit varying degrees of patriotic antipathy towards Germany. Also, living nearby is retired Commander Haydock, who gladly shares tales of how his cliffside home had once housed a German spy ring.       

Accumulating evidence of ransacked rooms, eavesdropped phone calls, a woman’s violent death, and a missing girl, Tuppence and Tommy uneasily conclude that their sting operation is rattling their unknown adversaries.  More so, it’s apparent that eliminating pesky nuisances is a task that neither ‘N’ or ‘M’ have any qualms with. After Tommy ominously disappears from sight, a worried ‘Mrs. Blekensop’ must rely upon an old friend for some emergency help. With time now running out, Tuppence redoubles her efforts to bring the Sans Souci enigma to a definitive end. 

REVIEW:

N or M? initially presents an intriguing whatever-happened-to-Tommy & Tuppence? premise.  More so, this storyline is consistent with the Beresfords’ established personalities, as to why they would jump at the chance to rejoin British Intelligence, if and when called upon.  Amidst wartime spy games, Christie has imbued the middle-aged Beresfords with a plausible sense of real-time evolution.  It’s a commendable literary trait that neither of Christie’s most famous creations, Hercule Poirot and Ms. Jane Marple, ever attained.     

Yet, the Beresfords are hampered by a surplus of unsurprising irony.  Spry, tongue-in-cheek entertainment emanating from the couple’s youthful, post-World War I escapades remains timeless – a century ago, Tommy & Tuppence became the genre template for romantic detective duos.  After stoking a few promising chapters, N or M?, unfortunately, initiates their franchise’s slide towards midlife tedium.    

Such disappointment mostly lies with N or M’s far too methodical take on espionage capers.  The plot’s machinations, in other words, unnecessarily unfold at a tortoise’s pace.  One could argue that Christie’s patient storytelling isn’t cheating her readers, as opposed to churning out a fast-paced, shallow potboiler leaving no impact.  The problem is really more such dull execution of this mystery where long stretches go by with little to no progress.      

For instance, far too much ink is allotted to the Beresfords’ cover identities: how many times does Christie really need to address Tuppence by her ‘Mrs. Blenkensop’ alias?  Or how often must Tuppence discuss her cover story’s fictional sons with various Sans Souci housemates?  For that matter, how many jabbing reminders of the Beresfords as restless empty-nesters are sufficient?  Aside from the British Intelligence contact, Mr. Grant, an absence of interesting suspects merely exacerbates a slow read.

One component, however, that N or M? excels at is depicting Tuppence’s remarkable competence as a veteran detective.  Her undercover sequences subtly deploying traps baiting Sans Souci’s possible moles implies someone with formal spy training.  The same applies to a late sequence where she grimly stares down the threat of excruciating torture by a Nazi captor.  The fact that she is the same Tuppence previously defined by flighty impulsiveness, intuitive reasoning, and a flamboyant hat collection makes such scenes a treat to read.  As the novel’s MVP, Tuppence’s climatic heroism compensates for her husband’s bland characterization and minimal plot contributions.

Lastly, in addition to a nice introduction, Christie ensures that readers are bookended by a satisfying climax and conveniently happy epilogue.  It just leaves one with a shrug or sigh that a lackluster mystery is stuck in between them.  For that reason, the middling N or M? makes a practical bedtime read, as far as facilitating drowsiness.        

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

There is a sparse, single-page Christie bio.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    4 Stars

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THE RATINGS GAME: BEST & WORST OF BASIL RATHBONE’S SHERLOCK HOLMES FILMS

In tribute to Basil Rathbone & Nigel Bruce’s Sherlock Holmes movie legacy, Odd Moon Media Reviews offers its candid assessment of their 1939-1946 movie franchise. 

Twentieth Century Fox produced the first two films in 1939 with first-caliber budgets allowing reasonably close adherence to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s storytelling.  Curiously, the second entry (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes) shares the name of an actual Conan Doyle short story anthology; however, the movie is really a loose adaptation of William Gillette’s popular 1899 same-named stage play.    

Contractual issues with the Conan Doyle estate stalled the Basil Rathbone/Nigel Bruce franchise for three years until Universal Pictures revived it with cost-effective changes.  Due to streamlined budgeting (and a practical nod to war propaganda), the films’ setting was updated to the wartime 1940’s.  Further, these subsequent Rathbone/Bruce films lifted various elements from Conan Doyle’s tales rather than freely adapting a Holmes title like The Hound of The Baskervilles.  In a few instances (i.e. Sherlock Holmes in Washington), the original screenplay is even devoid of Doyle’s work.         

Released in quick succession, Universal’s twelve entries are of a generally consistent caliber.  For instance, Universal’s rotating stock ensemble where character actors inhabit different roles throughout the series (i.e. three different actors portray ‘Professor Moriarty’) might give observant viewers a sense of déjà vu.  Hence, judging these films objectively becomes somewhat harder than it sounds. 

Gauging their current watchability, the entire roster of films are ranked below in reverse order. 

ANALYSIS:

14. Sherlock Holmes in Washington (1943)   71 minutes.  Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: At England’s behest, Holmes and Watson go to Washington, D.C. to help retrieve missing microfilm that the Allies can’t dare let fall into enemy hands.  Their ruthless opposition is an international spy ring that will readily eliminate anyone getting in their way.  

Apart from Holmes & Watson’s chauffeured tour of the city’s national landmarks, the film is merely a wartime espionage caper without an actual mystery to solve.  Quoting Winston Churchill, Rathbone’ Holmes supplies one of the franchise’s many poetic tributes to England’s allies.  Though Rathbone & Bruce are easy to watch, their Washington, D.C. adventure is forgettable. 

13. Dressed To Kill (1946)   72-76 minutes.   Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: A femme fatale is at the center of a murderous counterfeiting scheme involving stolen British engraving plates. 

Franchise fatigue is personified by Rathbone’s phoned-in effort, as he subsequently quit the series.  It’s no wonder, considering this tired cliché-fest pitches multiple elements (i.e. a brunette femme fatale, an elaborate treasure hunt, etc.) weakly recycled from previous installments.  Dressed To Kill isn’t necessarily horrible viewing, but its unimaginative plotting fails to conjure up anything worthwhile or even new for fans.         

12. Pursuit To Algiers (1945)   65 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: After faking his death in an airplane crash, Holmes rejoins Watson and a prince under their protection on an overseas voyage to the nation of Algeria.  Plotting against them onboard, of course, is a murderous ring of foreign spies, who don’t want the handsome, young king-in-waiting making it back to the city of Algiers alive.

Hampered by minimal plotting, Pursuit To Algiers resorts to several musical numbers to obviously pad its running time.  Still, routine cast performances led by Rathbone and Bruce only worsen the storyline’s dull and eye-rolling predictability (i.e. a formulaic romance subplot).     

11. Sherlock Holmes and The Voice of Terror (1942)   65 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: John Rawlins). 

Premise: In wartime London, Holmes & Watson are recruited to aid British Intelligence in thwarting a Nazi cell group from decimating England one insidious terrorist attack at a time. Meanwhile, the group’s unseen leader issues ominous taunts and threats to the public via live radio. 

The movie’s purpose is again war propaganda, as the arch-villain is meant to resemble real-life British traitor/Nazi war propagandist, ‘Lord Haw-Haw.’  Packing a few intriguing surprises (including Evelyn Ankers’ great performance), The Voice of Terror is by no means unwatchable.  It’s just that this package, as a whole, is a middling endeavor, as compared to Rathbone & Bruce’s better installments. For instance, Holmes’ climatic deductions are pulled seemingly out of nowhere and depriving viewers a fair chance to guess the ringleader’s identity.

Of interest, a deliberate nod to the franchise’s new setting has Watson gently scolding Holmes into donning a contemporary fedora vs. his iconic deerstalker cap before they depart from their Baker Street lodgings.

10. Terror By Night (1946)   72 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: During an overnight train ride, a mysterious killer searches for an elusive prize hidden onboard.  All that stands in the culprit’s way is Holmes, Watson, and Dennis Hoey’s befuddled Inspector Lestrade.  

Even if this whodunnit falls far short of Murder on The Orient Express, using a train as the primary crime scene is at least a welcome change of pace for this series.  More so, deploying a different Conan Doyle villain (instead of a fourth Moriarty) helps Rathbone and Bruce make Terror By Night easily watchable.  

9.  Sherlock Holmes and The Secret Weapon (1942)   68 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: Professor Moriarty (Lionel Atwill) has abducted a pivotal Swiss scientist for the Allied cause.  Parts to construct his captive’s experimental bombsight, however, are hidden in multiple locations.  Hence, Moriarty races Holmes to decipher a baffling code first to unlock their whereabouts one by one.  After being taken prisoner himself, Holmes risks a torturous death to thwart Moriarty’s scheme. 

Crisp and well-played, the film’s plotting makes for solid entertainment.  Atwill’s chemistry as the second ‘Moriarty’ matching wits with Rathbone proves just as good as he had been as ‘Dr. Mortimer’ in The Hound of The Baskervilles three years earlier.

8. Sherlock Holmes Faces Death (1943)   68 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: Watson is the on-call physician at the Musgrave family’s posh British manor, which is serving as a convalescence home for mentally disturbed war veterans.  As the Musgraves are brutally killed off one by one, Holmes, Watson, and Dennis Hoey’s Inspector Lestrade stumble upon an ancient family ritual possibly spelling doom for all involved.

For a routine whodunnit, neither the culprit nor the motive is much of a surprise.  Still, Sherlock Holmes Faces Death makes for worthwhile viewing, as its sense of campy suspense rides first-class.      

7. The Woman in Green (1945)   68 minutes.  Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: Reminiscent of Jack The Ripper, a fiendish serial killer is targeting women and then sending each victim’s severed finger to taunt the baffled authorities.  Holmes suspects that a series of subsequent suicides committed by guilt-ridden prime suspects is an extortion scheme hatched by Professor Moriarty (Henry Daniell).  A complication is Moriarty’s alluring blond accomplice, who uses hypnosis to reel in expendable victims.  

Daniell’s performance as the franchise’s third-and-final Moriarty coldly mirrors Rathbone’s Holmes, making them ideal on-screen foes. Daniell might have made a decent Holmes himself, but his Jeremy Irons-like acting style lacks Rathbone’s timeless panache.  As for the film’s contents, be forewarned that its grisly shock value (much like The House of Fear) somehow bypassed the era’s strict censors.  With most of the plot’s nastiness inferred and/or occurring off-screen, The Woman in Green effectively injects film noir into the Holmes/Moriarty rivalry.            

6.  The Spider Woman   (1944)   62 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: Having faked his own demise, Holmes subsequently goes undercover to probe a suspicious series of deaths plaguing London.  As he suspects, the common link is a cold-blooded female ‘Moriarty’ and her use of a lethal spider venom. 

Often overlooked, The Spider Woman’s best noir asset is Gale Sondergaard’s devious criminal mastermind, making her an intriguing new foe for Holmes & Watson.  By far, Sondergaard prevails as the franchise’s signature femme fatale.  Including the shooting gallery sequence, there is a welcome aura of unpredictability percolating in the plot.  Though the film’s running time is perhaps a few minutes too short, The Spider Woman merits a chance for rediscovery. 

5. The Pearl of Death   (1944)   69 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: A criminal gang’s deadly ransacking search of London for an elusive pearl includes a giant-sized, silent henchman.  Dubbed ‘The Creeper,’ this behemoth brutally kills prey with his bare hands.  Holmes and Watson may realize too late that they are facing more than one adversary.

Though this comic book-style ‘Creeper’ should be facing off vs. either Batman or James Bond, this Universal movie monster is a potent challenger for Rathbone’s Holmes.  Despite its otherwise formulaic plotting, The Pearl of Death concocts an underrated gem (pardon the pun) for viewers.

4. The Scarlet Claw (1944)    74 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: During an occult convention visit to Canada, Holmes & Watson are recruited to help snare a ghostly serial killer utilizing a bloody claw-like weapon for vengeance.  Reaching a remote Canadian village where the murders are accumulating, the two detectives must pursue their elusive quarry in a nocturnal fog. 

Along with director Roy William Neill, Rathbone and Bruce are at the top of their deductive game in a gothic chiller worthy of Universal’s other movie monsters.  A terrific Holmes hat trick would be viewing The Pearl of Death, The Scarlet Claw, and The House of Fear together – arguably, they are Universal’s three best mystery-thriller entries in this series.

3. The Hound of The Baskervilles   (1939)   80 minutes.    Twentieth Century Fox (Director: Sidney Lanfield). 

Premise: The storyline is a relatively close adaptation of Conan Doyle’s iconic novel, as Holmes and Watson pursue a bloodthirsty ‘apparition’ stalking members of the Baskerville clan on the Scottish Moors.

In terms of first-class production values, this gothic Hound meets all expectations.  Its only limitation is, as with the novel, the plot’s mid-section drags without Holmes present.  For anyone seeking a faithful black-and-white rendition of Doyle’s most celebrated Holmes tale, this one is highly recommended.

2. The House of Fear (1945)   69 minutes.    Universal Pictures (Director: Roy William Neill). 

Premise: In a secluded Scottish village, the local castle’s residents are being gruesomely killed off one by one.  Each grisly murder is foretold by the receipt of an ominous packet of orange pips.  The insidious rub is that each victim’s life insurance policy is subsequently split amongst their housemates – calling themselves ‘The Good Comrades Club.’  Hired by the suspicious insurance company, Holmes and Watson’s subsequent arrival (along with Scotland Yard) only accelerates the culprit’s haunted-house scheme.   

Deftly blending ghoulish off-screen carnage with well-played humor, this macabre cinematic cocktail nearly equals the classic And Then There Were None from that same year.  As long as one doesn’t ponder a gaping plot hole, The House of Fear’s sheer Halloween entertainment value is tough to beat.    

and at Number # 1 …

1. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)   81 minutes.    Twentieth Century Fox (Director: Alfred L. Werker). 

Premise: Set in the mid-1890’s, Holmes is frustrated that Professor Moriarty (George Zucco) escapes the British court system’s death penalty on a legal technicality.  Subsequently, with their young female client being stalked by vicious killers, Holmes & Watson try to protect her and the woman’s family.  Worse yet, Holmes senses that an elaborate ruse is masking Moriarty’s most audacious heist ever.  

Exceptionally well-played!  Including Holmes’ undercover turn on a British vaudeville stage, this film’s entertainment value assembles a timeless Holmes mystery worthy of Conan Doyle.  With Rathbone and Bruce in peak form, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes is the franchise’s crown jewel. 

Notes: Four of these films: The Secret Weapon; The Woman in Green; Terror By Night; and Dressed To Kill have long since shifted into the public domain, with colorized versions subsequently released.  However, all fourteen black-and-white films are now available in remastered DVD, Blu-Ray, and digital formats.

  • Rathbone and Bruce also performed a weekly New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes radio series from 1939 to 1946.  After Rathbone’s 1946 departure, actor Tom Conway replaced him on the radio show. Universal Pictures evidently considered hiring Conway as Rathbone’s live-action replacement, but the studio instead opted to retire the franchise as is.  As for the radio show, Bruce and Conway left the program in 1947.  The New Adventures relied upon character actors afterwards to fill the void before ending its eleven-year run in 1950.
  • For trivia’s sake, though perhaps briefly mentioned once, Irene Adler never appears in these films.
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HOLMES, MARPLE & POE

Written by James Patterson & Brian Sitts

SUMMARY:

Released by Little, Brown and Company in 2023, this 339-page hardcover debuts an enigmatic New York City private investigation firm consisting of: Brendan Mark Holmes; Margaret Marple; and Auguste Poe, all brilliant detectives in their own distinctive ways. 

Each eerily resembling their familiar namesake: this Holmes, among other possibly dark secrets, possesses both a supernatural sense of smell and perhaps unmatched mastery of forensic science; the compassionate and insightful Marple is their best undercover tactician; and the suave Poe, who understands handheld weaponry seemingly better than anyone.  Sharing a massive library at the refurbished industrial factory serving as both office and home, the detective trio can recite their literary inspirations at will. 

Quickly solving a young attorney’s sensationalized disappearance/murder, the three sleuths launch their new firm to public acclaim and instantly earn the scorn of the city’s police commissioner.  Worse yet, the firm brings their first case’s ugly details literally to the doorstep of New York City’s mayor.  Unsurprisingly, a humiliated Mayor Felix Rollins becomes another formidable enemy they may think twice of crossing. 

NYPD homicide detective, Lt. Helene Gray, and FBI Special Agent Brita Stans both become involved in the team’s investigations of several ongoing mysteries.  Among them include: a socialite’s kidnapped daughter; a baffling theft of literary artifacts from a sleazy billionaire’s impregnable safe; a grisly discovery of multiple corpses linked to an unknown serial killer; and the death of a Texas model. 

Marple also becomes determined to end a tragically unsolved ghost story: the 1954 homicide of a teenage girl on the premises of their present-day headquarters, which was once a bread factory.  The team’s invaluable new secretary, Virginia, soon joins Marple in seeking to put this cold case at last to rest.    

Risking their lives multiple times, Poe, Marple, and a potentially self-destructive Holmes find danger lurking in unexpected corners.  Suffice to say, the team racks up fresh victories as often as they incur more threats drawing even closer to home.  Though naturally suspicious of her new rivals, Gray finds herself reluctantly attracted both to Poe’s sophisticated aura and to the trio’s unorthodox mastery of crime-solving.

Yet, the rules they keep bending and established law enforcement procedures the trio flagrantly ignore makes Gray both their best ally and now possibly their worst enemy.  The question becomes: given their shadowy pasts, who are Holmes, Marple, and Poe, really?  The answer may be a smoke-and-mirrors mystery that Gray can’t and perhaps shouldn’t solve.  

Note: This title is also available in large print, digitally, and as an audiobook.

REVIEW:

With co-author Brian Sitts, James Patterson has concocted another potential TV or movie property just waiting to happen. Some readers might have preferred one singular murder-mystery vs. this hodgepodge, but the latter approach still engages the audience with equal depth to each of its rotating mysteries.

The less said about outlandish plot contrivances the better, as Patterson and Sitts focus far more on delivering a potent, hard-edged thriller. The intriguing cast of characters makes an ideal fit for the multiple plot threads coherently weaved throughout the novel.  Hence, it may take a few reads to absorb every detail lurking within this unique whodunnit. 

Overcoming its heavy doses of implausibility, Holmes, Marple & Poe makes for an entertaining, high-concept ride.      

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

There is a biography page, with a paragraph allotted to each co-author.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                              8 Stars

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LION & LAMB

Written by James Patterson & Duane Swierczynski

SUMMARY:

Released by Little, Brown & Company in 2023, James Patterson collaborated with co-author Duane Swierczynski on this murder-mystery pairing rival Philadelphia private detectives in the most dangerously high-profile case of their careers.  At its seedy core is the city’s premier power couple: Grammy-winning songstress Francine Pearl Hughes and the Philadelphia Eagles’ Super Bowl-winning quarterback, Archie Hughes.  To some degree, Francine’s glamorous talents overshadow her husband’s legendary gridiron exploits.      

Late in the night before the NFC Championship Game, Archie is found murdered inside his flashy Maserati near the city’s art museum.  All too conveniently, his brutal homicide is missing from all adjacent security camera footage.  Given the inevitable public outrage, Philadelphia’s best homicide cop, Mickey Bernstein, urges the city’s police commissioner to assemble a task force, so the unknown culprit (or culprits) can be quickly apprehended.  A world-weary Bernstein, per his own recommendation, is assigned this team’s command by the commissioner.

Meanwhile, with two young children at home, Francine isn’t exactly grieving.  With the murder weapon found partially buried in the garden of the posh Hughes estate, she becomes the instant prime suspect.  Scandalized in the media, her arrest for killing Archie is now imminent.  Francine’s defense counsel hires unorthodox private detective Cooper Lamb, Sr. to quickly confirm her client’s innocence.  Having successfully negotiated his list of demands (including access to Philadelphia Eagle autographs for his kids), Cooper immediately pivots towards Archie’s questionable choice in associates.     

The Philadelphia district attorney similarly hires Veena Lion – Cooper’s professional rival and friendly ex-lover, to investigate the case independently of Bernstein’s high-powered task force, which he is already leery of. Behind a pair of ever-present sunglasses, Veena (and her knack for secretly recording conversations) suspects that likely others, besides Archie’s widow, may have wanted the quarterback dead for reasons beyond the Super Bowl’s outcome.      

Cooper, a divorced dad with two young children, uses his military experience, wits, and, rather shamelessly, his cute canine sidekick, to compile a growing list of alternative suspects.  Courtesy of his assistant Victor’s computer hacking expertise, Cooper eyes the Eagles’ sleazy father-and-son owners; an assortment of jealous teammates; and possibly even Archie & Francine’s enigmatic nanny. 

Complicating Cooper’s probe is a resentful Bernstein, as they mutually despise one another.  Bernstein’s rival efforts include fast-tracking the search for Archie’s missing Super Bowl ring.  This stolen ring may be crucial to building airtight evidence against Francine and her possible accomplices.       

Veena and her own assistant, Janie, pursue additional leads, including the Hughes’ disgruntled ex-chef and rumors of shady dealings linked to Atlantic City gambling circles.  Probing parallel trajectories, Veena and Cooper regularly compare notes over drinks.  They both commit to exposing the sordid truth – no matter how ugly it is becoming. 

With two subsequent murders quickly hushing up witnesses, Cooper is repeatedly threatened by multiple sources to stop digging.  In only a few days, Veena and Cooper’s tenacity has their shadowy opposition desperate enough to make the Hughes murder case their last, no matter who must die next. 

Notes: This title is also available digitally and as an audiobook.  The story’s occasional profanities are blacked out.

REVIEW:

One can’t be too surprised that Lion & Lamb just marginally surpasses its eyerolling title.  Co-authors James Patterson and Duane Swierczynski’s slickly plotted thriller gladly follows a genre blueprint on how to best please readers with superficial effort.  Hence, the novel’s undemanding contents are a veritable cliché-fest from the get-go. 

For red flag starters, the notion of Philadelphia’ district attorney would regularly employ freelance private detectives to run shadow investigations exudes far more glaring implausibility than mere contrivance.  Analogy-wise: having Scotland Yard routinely consult either Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot makes sense because Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and later Agatha Christie sold this premise well enough. 

Lion & Lamb, by comparison, opts to have its rival freelancers interchangeably taking gigs from the highest legal bidder – including a district attorney, who should logically have a staff of in-house investigators available.  In other words, the underlying motive for ultra-cool sleuths Veena Lion and Cooper Lamb tilts more towards opportunistic paydays and bragging rights than any supposed search for ‘truth’ they commit to share.     

One might say Lion & Lamb resembles Janet Evanovich’s Fox & O’Hare series, along with some elements of the 1991 Bruce Willis/Damon Wayans action thriller, The Last Boy Scout.  Throw in unsubtle allusions to NFL corruption and mob-affiliated gambling, and one gets the gist of the plot’s shallow contents.  With a complicated homicide investigation deftly wrapped up inside of two weeks, the storyline’s absurd lack of realism is only exacerbated by a feel-good, family-friendly finish.          

Lion & Lamb is obviously meant to spawn Hollywood-style thriller entertainment, presumably with hopes of snaring a potential TV or film adaptation.  One needn’t look further than the book cover to guess where these seemingly mismatched partners are inevitably going.  Hence, the unoriginal tag line’s wording is exactly what one might expect to see on a movie poster — for instance, perhaps pairing Ana de Armas and Chris Evans again.  More so, the novel’s hip substitution of ‘transcripts’ in lieu of building a chapter’s substance is seemingly lazy code for what this formulaic potboiler would look like in script form. 

Ironically, the underwritten Veena Lion and Cooper Lamb don’t stand out amidst a glut of competition in this genre, whether it’s in literature or Hollywood. Aside from Veena’s vivid green eyes, far too little describes what either of these sleuths even looks like. For that matter, only the presence of Cooper’s ex-wife and their young children (and a reference to his military stint) gives readers some idea of his backstory.

Veena’s past doesn’t even reach such minimal details – the authors convey her personality as stylish and high-maintenance, leaving it at that. Hence, Patterson and Swierczynski have imbued their title characters with supposedly catchy last names and virtually nothing else. It’s no wonder then that their storyline relies upon cruise control in peddling this unimaginative whodunnit’s allotment of plot twists.

For practicality’s sake, it’s probably best to catch Patterson & Duane Swierczynski’s Philadelphia private eye caper at the library.  Lion & Lamb is otherwise an easily forgettable diversion for readers.       

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

The co-authors provide an acknowledgements page, along with their paragraph-long biographies.  After its black-and-white cover image, included is a twelve-page preview of Patterson’s next collaboration.  With co-author Mike Lupica, the novel is entitled 12 Months To Live.  It’s the start of a new mystery-thriller series featuring defense attorney/ex-NYPD cop and ex-private detective Jane Smith.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                  5 Stars