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THREE STOOGES: “SING A SONG OF SIX PANTS” (1947)

SUMMARY:        Running Time: 17:00 Min. (Black & White)

Directed by Jules White, this Three Stooges sitcom is among the four of its 190 two-reel Columbia Pictures comedies in the public domain.  The others are: 1936’s Disorder in the Court; 1947’s Brideless Groom; and 1949’s Malice in the Palace.  All four titles are also available elsewhere in a colorized format.  

As inept owners of the downtown Pip Boys tailor shop, the Stooges need a financial miracle to avoid imminent foreclosure.  Inadvertently, they deprive ace mobster Terry Hargan of a safe combination for his next heist.  The Stooges soon encounter an irritated cop pursuing Hargan and even the thief’s conniving girlfriend. 

Ironically deeming Moe, Shemp, and Larry as ‘no-good crooks,’ hard-nosed hypocrite Hargan and two cronies try shaking down the Stooges.  At stake is the reward money the Stooges desperately covet, assuming they can turn Hargen over to the police.     

Moe: Moe Howard

Larry: Larry Fine

Shemp: Shemp Howard

Terry Hargan: Harold Brauer

Plain Clothes Cop: Vernon Dent

Hargan’s Thug # 1: Cy Schindell

Hargan’s Thug # 2: Johnny Kascier

Customer: Phil Arnold

Flossie (Hargan’s Girlfriend): Virginia Hunter  

REVIEW:

This short’s best moment belongs to guest star Virginia Hunter.  Ever so subtly, her sheepish facial reaction to an incensed ‘Hargan’ blaming the Stooges for swiping his money roll is LOL funny.  The runner-up is Shemp’s inspired antics feuding with an uncooperative pair of slacks and an ironing board.  With regular Stooge foil Vernon Dent, Shemp also enjoys an amusing exchange re: the gruff cop’s tailored ‘mess’ of a suit.    

Yet, what hampers Sing a Song of Six Pants are some excessively cruel slapstick gags.  For instance, Moe abuses Shemp’s head with a broom handle and then later cracks his nose with a pair of fabric scissors.  In a violent finale, a double-teamed Hargan goon is tortured by a steam-press ironing board and a sizzling hand-held iron. 

Considering what naughty ideas that impressionable kids might get from these sadistic stunts, the director’s judgment is questionable.  Despite a reliance on mean-spiritedness, Sing a Song of Six Pants rates among the funnier Stooge tales of the Shemp era (1946-1955).   

BRIAN’S 10-STAR RATING: 6½ Stars

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THREE STOOGES: “HEAVENLY DAZE” (1948)

SUMMARY:        Running Time: 17:00 Min. (Black & White)

Directed by Jules White, this Three Stooges sitcom is among the handful of their 190 two-reel Columbia Pictures comedies available in a colorized format.  The others are: 1936’s Disorder in the Court; 1947’s Brideless Groom and Sing a Song of Six Pants; and 1949’s Malice in the Palace.    

In the afterlife, a ghostly Shemp is sent back to Earth to reform his obnoxious con artist buddies, Moe & Larry, in order to earn his ticket into Heaven.  Should he fail, Shemp is informed that he had better pack some flame-resistant undies and heavy-duty sunblock for his alternate destination (and, no, it isn’t Florida).  His best hope is to play pranks on his fellow Stooges to grab their undivided attention. 

Ultimately, Shemp must dissuade Moe & Larry from swindling a wealthy couple for a hefty investment in their new invention: a whip cream-resistant pen. Then again, all may not be what it seems.      

Moe: Moe Howard (who also has an unbilled dual role)

Larry: Larry Fine

Shemp: Shemp Howard

I. Fleceem: Vernon Dent

Mrs. DePuyster: Symona Boniface

Mr. DePuyster: Victor Travis

Spiffingham: Sam McDaniel

Miss Jones: Marti Shelton

Angelic Switchboard Operator: Judy Malcolm

REVIEW:

Describing Heavenly Daze as merely ‘gawd-awful’ is far too generous.  At best, the Stooges’ ridiculous invention of a whip cream-resistant pen might have sufficed as a Curly gag in their 1930’s prime.  In 1948, however, none of their dismal gags this round (especially Shemp’s pranks) are close to chuckle-worthy. 

The predictable blender joke, for instance, where everyone gets repeatedly splattered, is so slowly mistimed that a tortoise should have easily side-stepped that foamy goo.  Worse yet, solid character actor Sam McDaniel is reduced to a Hollywood racial caricature over-reacting in supposed ‘fear’ of Shemp’s ghostly hijinks.  Beyond an insipid cop-out finish, the supposed humor of Shemp accidently setting himself on fire after falling asleep smoking a cigarette spells out this episode’s poor taste.  

Considering the ‘Pearly Gates’ premise actually had potential, the Stooges would have been better off doing a lukewarm recycling job with Heavenly Daze.  In a TV ‘clip show’-style scenario, Shemp’s spirit could have grimaced through a greatest-hits reel of his prior antics with Moe & Larry, playing amateur detective, trying to deduce how he got killed and/or by whom.  Using reliably funny material for flashbacks, viewers might have at least enjoyed watchable Stooge mayhem. 

Unfortunately, there really isn’t any doubt that Heavenly Daze rates among the worst Stooge cliché-fests during the Shemp era (1946-1955).   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:         2 Stars

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THREE STOOGES: “JERKS OF ALL TRADES” (1949 ABC TV PILOT)

SUMMARY:          Running Time: 21:00 Min. (Black & White)

Directed by George McCahan, this obscure ABC TV pilot envisioned the Stooges as inept handymen bumbling their way through a new odd job each week.  Columbia Pictures (as the Stooges’ big-screen employer) opposed this would-be venture as a breach of contract.  Hence, the one-and-done “Jerks” remained unavailable to the public for approximately fifty years.  

As crackpot interior decorators, the Stooges send uptight would-be client, Mr. Pennyfeather, literally out the door with their hard-nosed antics.  Pennyfeather’s equally-snobby wife unknowingly hires the trio for the same gig.  They’re supposed to repaint and roll out fresh wallpaper in the Pennyfeathers’ living room to impress her husband’s boss for a dinner party that evening.  Moe, Larry, & Shemp turn the couple’s home improvement project into a full-blown disaster zone.      

Moe: Moe Howard

Larry: Larry Fine

Shemp: Shemp Howard

Mr. Pennyfeather: Emil Sitka

Mrs. Pennyfeather: Symona Boniface

Mr. Phink: Dink Trout

Announcer: Uncredited

REVIEW:

Yikes!  It’s a dreadful effort from Moe, Larry, & Shemp.  Ironically, by blocking “Jerks” for a half-century, Columbia Pictures did the aging Stooges a back-handed favor.  “Jerks,” had it been released, might well have inflicted permanent damage to the Stooges’ future TV prospects.  Instead, less than ten years later, Screen Gems’ gradual release of the Stooges’ old Columbia shorts to TV syndication skyrocketed the trio’s popularity with a new generation of fans.  

Still, this pilot’s undemanding premise for a weekly series makes sense, particularly in the Golden Age of Television.  “Jerks,” however, is sabotaged by inexplicably poor execution.  Case in point: the Stooges’ awkward mugging introducing themselves to the camera in the opening moments foretells how bad this show will be.  From that point on, amateurish production gaffes: i.e. a weak script, poor cinematography, and the Stooges’ tired performances makes the cheapo-looking “Jerks” a total waste of twenty minutes.  Sadly, watching “Jerks” in its entirety seems far longer.  

Entertaining a live studio audience (or maybe it’s a rudimentary laugh track), the Stooges are forced to cram together far too many bland schtick routines.  Capable of big laughs, veteran Stooge foils Emil Sitka and Symona Boniface are reduced to merely looking mortified and/or appalled.  Dink Trout’s amusing pressure-cooker salesman (especially, his cartoony voice) should have helped, but his cameo role is stretched far past its welcome.    

Given the right creative elements, “Jerks of All Trades” should have been a savvy career move for the Stooges.  The opposite sadly occurs — in comparison to their better Columbia misadventures, “Jerks” comes off as a Stooge eyesore best forgotten.

Note: In the early 1970’s, the Stooges (Moe, Larry, & Joe DeRita) tried again with a scenic TV venture entitled Kook’s Tour.  Once more, it never actually aired — as Larry Fine’s career-ending stroke, during the pilot’s filming, effectively retired the Stooges.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING: 3 Stars

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THREE STOOGES: “MALICE IN THE PALACE” (1949)

SUMMARY:        Running Time: 16:00 Min. (Black & White)

Directed by Jules White, this black-and-white Three Stooges sitcom is among the four of its 190 two-reel Columbia Pictures comedies in the public domain.  The others are: 1936’s Disorder in the Court; and 1947’s Brideless Groom and Sing a Song of Six Pants.  All four titles are also available elsewhere in a colorized format.    

As low-rent restauranteurs somewhere in the Middle East, Moe, Larry, & Shemp bumble-and-stumble into a hush-hush conspiracy between their two ruffian customers.  At stake is the fabled 100-carat ‘Rootin-Tootin’ Diamond.  Disposing of these ruthless hoods, the Stooges use a stolen map to plot their own heist to rob the vile ‘Emir of Schmow’ of the diamond. 

Assuming that they can infiltrate the gangster’s palace and elude the Schmow’s fearsome bodyguard, nabbing the gem for a big reward should be a cinch.  Or will it?      

Moe: Moe Howard

Larry: Larry Fine

Shemp: Shemp Howard

Schmow’s Bodyguard: Everett Brown

Emir of Schmow: Johnny Kascier

Palace Guard: Joe Palma

Hassan Ben Sober: Vernon Dent Haffadolla: Frank Lackteen

Ginnaromma: George J. Lewis  

Note: Meant as a cameo, a near-unrecognizable Curly Howard’s footage as the Stooges’ chef was deemed unusable by Columbia Pictures.  Re-working the kitchen sequence, Larry replaces Curly as the chef.  The only known evidence left of a mustachioed (and much thinner) Curly’s almost-presence in this episode is a production still. 

REVIEW:

In all fairness, Malice in the Palace rates as one of the Stooges’ best Shemp-era (1946-1955) shorts.  Its most inspired element is a crass extended gag where Moe & Shemp are forced at knife-point to taste-test their suspicious customers’ meals.  Larry’s distractions in the kitchen are perfectly synchronized to his buddies’ growing discomfort. 

This extended gag sequence is followed by more well-played chuckles, including an ingenious idea where the Stooges’ map offers a potpourri of campy wordplay re: various fictitious countries and geographical locales.  The joke, however, is near-sabotaged by the camera freeze-framing far too long on the map (so viewers can catch all the puns).  

Despite this glitch, Malice in the Palace (including an impromptu game of leap-frog with the Schmow’s bodyguard) literally hits its targets often enough to make this jewel heist worth catching. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING: 7 Stars

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THREE STOOGES: “SHOT IN THE FRONTIER” (1954)

SUMMARY:         Running Time: 16:00 Min. (Black & White)

Directed by Jules White, this Three Stooges sitcom spoofs Gary Cooper’s iconic 1952 Western film, High Noon.  Immediately after marrying their far-younger brides, cowardly saddle-sores Larry, Moe, & Shemp are jilted for not defending their wives against the scurrilous Noonan Boys. 

With the sheriff unavailable to intervene, the skedaddling Stooges can’t skip town fast enough before their nasty rivals (dressed in classic villain black) can perforate them as lead pin-cushions.  It’s up to Moe, Larry, & Shemp to muster the courage for a wild shoot-out to win their sweethearts back.   

Moe: Moe Howard

Larry: Larry Fine

Shemp: Shemp Howard

Ella: Vivian Mason

Stella: Ruth Godfrey White

Bella: Diana Darrin

Lem the Guitar-Playing Cowpoke: Emmett Lynn

Noonan # 1 (Bill): Kenneth McDonald

Mandy: Babe London

Noonan # 2 (Dick): Mort Mills

Sheriff / Justice of the Peace: Emil Sitka

Noonan # 3 (Jack): Joe Palma

REVIEW:

As Emmett Lynn’s off-key guitar player nearly steals the show, the cartoony “Shot in the Frontier” rates among the better capers from the Shemp era (1946-1955).  Instead of the Stooges bashing one other, this episode emphasizes their fun teamwork against desperate odds.  Including some nifty tombstone wordplay, a string of violent gags parodying Western shoot-em-up’s delivers the goods. 

Further, utilizing an outdoor Western frontier town set adds worthwhile scenery.  Curiously, what ought to be a predictable finish (an irritated Moe settling a score vs. the guitar player) shifts to a low-key Shemp moment.  To this episode’s credit, a sentimental touch proves a nice alternative to another crass gag.  

Earlier, an energetic music cue accompanying the Stooges’ attempted getaway is an unforced gaffe.  Its sound implies a track lifted wholesale from some silent-era slapstick chase scene.  The music’s sped-up beat is entertaining, but its pacing doesn’t mesh with the far slower Stooges. 

More problematic is the eyesore of the fifty-something Stooges implausibly hooking up with actresses a good thirty years younger.  Suffice to say, it’s cringe-worthy viewing.  The fact that both the runaway brides and the ever-dangerous Noonans are pure caricatures also adds next to nothing.    

Despite these weaknesses, the Stooges’ ode to High Noon is more satisfying than expected.  Even for casual fans, “Shot in the Frontier” proves the trio’s derided mid-fifties misadventures still had a few sparks left.      

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING: 6 Stars

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THREE STOOGES (2000 ABC TV MOVIE)

SUMMARY:            Running Time: 88 Min. (Color / Black & White)

Televised on ABC in April 2000, this biographical film was co-produced by Columbia/Tri-Star Pictures and Mel Gibson’s Icon Productions.  Filmed in Australia, director James Frawley adapted author Michael Fleming’s 1999 book: From Amalgamated Morons to American Icons: The Three Stooges. 

Mostly told from Moe Howard’s point-of-view, the film takes a fictionalized glimpse of the young Howard Brothers (Moe, Shemp, & Curly) working as a blue-collar comedy trio at New York’s Luna Park in 1912.  Shifting to 1959, the movie depicts a sixty-something Moe as an embittered errand boy for ungrateful Columbia Pictures executive Harry Romm.  Pressed by a young Boston TV executive to set up a Stooges reunion gig, Moe poignantly reflects on the trio’s thirty-plus year run.

As boozy Ted Healy’s unappreciated employees, Moe, Shemp, and Larry Fine spend years working the vaudeville circuit before their Hollywood movie debut: “Soup to Nuts” misfires.  The film’s failure effectively severs their already-stormy relationship with Healy.  Working as a comedy trio, the future Stooges scores decent vaudeville success before a disenchanted Shemp quits the act. 

According to this movie, Shemp and later Curly similarly deem Moe an overbearing bully like Healy.  Replacing Shemp, Moe & Larry recruit exuberant Jerome “Curly” Howard to launch ‘The Three Stooges.’  Signed to a Columbia Pictures movie contract extending nearly a quarter-century, the Stooges’ fame is recreated through glimpses filming ten of their Columbia black-and-white two-reel films.   

Between Curly’s declining health and Columbia’s undermining of the team’s popularity, the situation climaxes in 1946 with Curly’s career-ending stroke.  Shemp reluctantly returns as Curly’s successor.  After the tragic deaths of Curly and then Shemp, an aging Moe & Larry sense that their livelihoods are in jeopardy.   Finally persuaded by the persistent Boston TV executive, Moe & Larry come out of retirement to recruit Joe DeRita as a new Stooge for a pivotal live stage gig. 

The film’s brief written epilogue mentions how Larry’s passing and then Moe’s, both in 1975, finally brought the curtain down on the Stooges.    

Moe Howard: Paul Ben-Victor

Helen Howard: Rachael Blake

Larry Fine: Evan Handler

Mabel Fine: Anna Lise Phillips

Shemp Howard: John Kassir

Gertrude “Babe” Howard: Jeannette Cronin

Ted Healy: Marton Czokas

Jerome “Curly” Howard: Michael Chiklis

Tom (TV Executive): Joel Edgerton

Joe DeRita: Peter Callan

Harry Romm: Brandon Burkes

Joe Besser: Laurence Coy

REVIEW:

In fairness, there’s an opening disclaimer spelling out that viewers are getting a dramatization rather than a glorified documentary. Presenting the Stooges’ historic run (from 1925 to 1959) in montages, it’s not surprising that this well-intentioned effort crams far too much into a standard-length TV movie. 

Putting aside factual inaccuracies, omissions, and unsubstantiated rumors (i.e. that an unemployed Moe was Romm’s has-been errand boy), the movie does a relatively solid job.  Terrific cast performances, for instance, compensate for lapses into preposterous fiction (i.e. Healy confronted backstage by his gun-wielding girlfriend/wife re: his flagrant womanizing; or, in a posh restaurant kitchen, having three legendary movie studio heads simultaneously bid the incredulous Stooges with rival job offers).     

This bio-pic’s main asset is casting, most notably a spot-on Michael Chiklis.  Sporting inspired chemistry, Paul Ben-Victor’s Moe and Evan Handler’s Larry are also consistently terrific.  The same applies to Rachael Blake and Anna-Lise Phillips playing Moe & Larry’s loyal wives.  However, one glaring contradiction arises: the actresses’ aging make-up is expertly-applied –yet, the same doesn’t apply to their male counterparts.  Ben-Victor’s aging make-up is at best serviceable, but neither Evan Handler’s Larry nor John Kassir’s Shemp seemingly age over the thirty-plus years seen in the film.  

As a low-key Shemp, Kassir is believable, despite the script playing up the eldest Stooge’s reputation as a neurotic worrywart — it’s a shame to see whimpering conveyed as Shemp’s primary trait.  Also, it’s a fair guess that neither Healy’s heirs nor Joe Besser’s are thrilled with their unflattering portrayals.  In contrast, Chiklis’ take on Curly ‘soitenly’ (pardon the expression) exceeds all expectations, especially when expressing his child-like personality.  Only Curly’s re-enacted screwball antics come off as a rehearsed impersonation by Chiklis. 

Seen briefly, the montages of the Stooges filming some of their comedies is another weak spot.  Instead of these awkward recreations, the producers should have integrated black-and-white footage of the real Stooges to better convey their comedy magic.  Suffice to say,  Handler, Chiklis, and Ben-Victor are far more adept portraying the off-screen Stooges than they are mimicking their wacky film personas.  

Despite its various problems, this Three Stooges homage is still a nice treat for fans.       

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING: 6½ Stars

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