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SMOKE AND MIRRORS (by Jim Johnston: WWE single)

SUMMARY:                                     RUNNING TIME: 3:07 Min.

This 2011 hard rock/metal track from World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) was deployed at one time as wrestler Cody Rhodes’ entrance theme.  “Smoke And Mirrors” has appeared on some WWE multi-media projects, i.e. compilation CD’s and video games.

REVIEW:

Courtesy of a pulsating dance-rock beat and pitch-perfect vocals, “Smoke And Mirrors” is an underrated gem!  Its instrumental gimmickry is extensive, but the energizing end result pays off.  This track is well worth the download for rock playlists and definitely for workouts.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                           8 Stars

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HULK HOGAN’S THEME {aka “Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘N’ Wrestling TV Theme} (by The WWE All-Stars: The Wrestling Album – 1999 CD debut)

SUMMARY:                                  RUNNING TIME: 4:30 Min.

Recorded by the unidentified ‘WWF All-Stars,’ this cartoony theme is the sixth cut on 1985’s The Wrestling Album by the WWE (at the time, it was the World Wrestling Federation).  Include in the track is a transitional voice clip of Vince McMahon, “Mean” Gene Okerlund, and Jesse “The Body” Ventura trading scripted dialogue setting up the album’s next cut: Roddy Piper’s “For Everybody.”   Notably, as McMahon & Okerlund playfully reprimand him, Ventura mimics the sound of retching in the background upon enduring this song.

This up-tempo tune would serve as the theme for the WWE’s CBS 1986-87 Saturday morning program, “Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling.”  “Hulk Hogan’s Theme” appears on The Wrestling Album’s 1999 CD debut.     

REVIEW:

It’s a far cry from “Eye of the Tiger” and later “Real American,” which were big selling points for Hulk-a-Mania in the 80’s.  For die-hard fans of Hogan’s mid-80’s animated series, this rare tune may still hold some nostalgic appeal.  Yet, the insipid feel-good melody (particularly, its chorus section) pushes “Hulk Hogan’s Theme” as bland kiddie pop all the way.  Though the song was ideal for the cartoon series, it’s hard to imagine that the WWE actually played this ultra-campy track in various arenas circa 1984- 1985 as Hogan’s entrance music. 

Hence, Jesse Ventura’s half-amusing dialogue clip probably isn’t far from the truth re: what he and other wrestlers thought of Hogan’s shameless pandering to elementary school kids.  Lastly, the fact that Hogan soon claimed Rick Derringer’s “Real American” anthem off this same album as his new signature tune wasn’t likely a coincidence.

Note: Interestingly, “Real American” started out as Barry Windham & Mike Rotundo’s U.S. Express entrance music.  Once they departed the WWF after WrestleMania I, no wonder Hogan dumped this kiddie theme at the first opportunity.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    3 Stars

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REAL AMERICAN (by Rick Derringer: The Wrestling Album – 1999 CD debut)

SUMMARY:                                         RUNNING TIME: 3:47 Min.

Recorded and co-written by Rick Derringer, this anthem is the third tune on 1985’s The Wrestling Album by the WWE (at the time, it was the World Wrestling Federation).  Include in the track is a transitional voice clip of Vince McMahon, “Mean” Gene Okerlund, and Jesse “The Body” Ventura briefly trading scripted dialogue to set up the album’s next track: Jimmy Hart’s “Eat Your Heart Out, Rick Springfield.”  

At the time of the album’s release, Derringer’s theme served as entrance music for Barry Windham & Mike Rotundo’s U.S. Express tag team.  WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan subsequently appropriated “Real American” as his own signature tune, for which it is best known.  This song appears on The Wrestling Album’s 1999 CD release.     

REVIEW:

The corny dialogue clip notwithstanding, this patriotic slice of WWE nostalgia remains a welcome treat.  Rick Derringer’s vocals are terrific; the same applies to his pop rock melody.  The clichéd lyrics are both ideal and simplistic, in terms of how they marketed Hulk Hogan as the WWE’s ‘real-life’ super-hero. 

In essence, this song defined the kid-friendly Hulk-a-Mania era of 80’s pro wrestling – far more so than his two prior entrance themes: Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger” and the dreadfully cartoony “Hulk Hogan’s Theme (aka Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling).” 

Frankly, just hearing the opening moments of Derringer’s anthem is a time machine for anyone who remembers Hogan’s unbeatable act in his prime during the mid-to-late ‘80s.  “Real American” is worth adding to any ‘80s playlists, even for just a Hulk-a-Mania-friendly chuckle.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    7½ Stars

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TOGETHER {Randy Savage & Elizabeth’s 1991 SummerSlam Wedding Montage} (by WWE & Jim Johnston: WWE – The Anthology Years, Volume 1)

SUMMARY:                                      RUNNING TIME: 3:31 Min.

This uncredited (in terms of its actual performers) love song duet premiered at WWE’s SummerSlam in August 1991.  It served as a musical narrative to a video montage of “Macho Man” Randy Savage & Miss Elizabeth’s on-screen romance before their ‘wedding ceremony.’  At the time, the WWE didn’t publicly acknowledge that the real-life couple had already been married for almost seven years.  This track was subsequently collected for 2005’s WWE Anthology: The Federation Years, Volume 1

Note: Evidently, Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart is among the song’s composers.

REVIEW:

No, “Together” doesn’t age well, as on-screen commentator Bobby Heenan’s mock gagging just before the Savage/Elizabeth video montage played at SummersSam 1991 may well attest to. 

Still, despite its ultra-schmaltzy lyrics, one can appreciate this tune’s uncomplicated charm.  There’s just something evocative in the unidentified duo’s voices that exudes a 70’s-style romantic melody.  If the male vocalist isn’t Peabo Bryson, then his voice remarkably mimics Bryson’s.  The female singer’s radiant voice also sounds vaguely familiar, but there’s really no way to place her specific name. 

Regardless of these vocalists’ true identities, their nicely-synced chemistry delivers what this track is meant for — a nostalgic flashback to Savage & Elizabeth’s famous 1985-92 WWE run.  In that sense, give the WWE some credit for a classy gesture.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    6½ Stars

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WWE HALL OF FAME: WCW NOTABLES – LWO EDDIE GUERRERO, LARRY ZBYSZKO, NWO WOLFPAC KEVIN HASH, & NWO HOLLYWOOD SCOTT HALL (WWE/MATTEL ACTION FIGURES FOUR-PACK)

SUMMARY:

Released in 2018, this Mattel four-pack consists of: Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Eddie Guerrero, and Larry Zbyszko.  Nash’s red-and-black logo identifies NWO Wolfpac while his best pal Hall’s t-shirt symbolizes its frenemy: NWO Hollywood.  Guerrero’s removable t-shirt homages his LWO (Latino World Order) spin-off to Nash & Hall’s New World Order.  The veteran Zbyszko represents the fractured World Championship Wrestling (WCW) against various would-be World Orders. 

REVIEW:

Something really great about this set is that all of the figures are ‘elites:’ meaning they have extra mobility, with more movement right above the thighs and on their abdomens.  First up is Eddie Guerrero.  Guerrero comes with a removable LWO shirt, so it can act as a tank-top, a throw-over, or just go without it.  Underneath is a rather chiseled ‘Latino Heat.’  It isn’t as accurate as it could be, but his physique gets covered up by the shirt half of the time.  He also comes with bright blue jeans and yellow boots peeking out from under them, but they are part of the figure’s sculpting.  Overall, this Guerrero isn’t bad, but there’s a WCW Guerrero available with the same mold with him donning his usual black-and-gold.

For Kevin Nash, yikes!  Whether it’s a displaced goatee, inaccurate hair, or just a bad design, he looks straight out of the WCW Mayhem video game more than anything.  Another issue is that, since there is bending in the torso area, the NWO logo doesn’t match up, making it look like there’s a big rip in his shirt.  Unlike Guerrero, Nash’s shirt isn’t removable, which is another eyebrow-raising feature to this rendition of ‘Big Daddy Cool.’  Stay away from this set, if Kevin Nash is the incentive.

Up next is Scott Hall, who suffers the same fate.  Hall’s shirt also isn’t removable, having the same issue as Nash re: the torso area.  Hall’s eyes are also very uneven.   If anything, this figure looks like Fake Razor from the mid-90’s WWF.  This Hall is apparently another figure that looks rushed and gets made so frequently that there’s bound to be better versions of ‘The Bad Guy.’  Finally, we have Larry Zbyszko, who is actually the best out of this quartet. Accuracy with the face is impressive, as is gold printing on the trunks and even the right boot, too! However, compared to three of the most popular stars of all time, it’s disappointing that the pack’s best figure is also the one that consumers are least likely to care about.

For a set of four ‘elites,’  this set just doesn’t live up to the hype.  Outside of Zbyszko, who is a rare figure to track down, the rest of them are easy to find.  Again, there’s another Guerrero with ring gear, not to mention a tag-team pack that features almost the exact same Hall and Nash figures — except as ‘basic’ versions.

BONUS FEATURES:

To look extra cool, this quartet has two pairs of plastic sunglasses to share.       

ROSCOE’S ODD MOON RATING:                 6 Stars

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HERE AND GONE – A POSTHUMOUS TRIBUTE TO “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE (by WWE/Jim Johnston: single)

SUMMARY:                               RUNNING TIME: 2:06 Min.

After the passing of fiery pro wrestling legend “Macho Man” Randy Savage in mid-2011, this Jim Johnston single was released by Savage’s former employer, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE). 

REVIEW:

Reminiscent of Eric Clapton’s style, Johnston’s low-key acoustic tribute doesn’t reference Randy Savage by name.  In that sense, this ballad is surprisingly generic, perhaps too much so.  The simplistic lyrics could just as easily apply to anyone.

Still, this somber tune poignantly reflects Savage’s propensity for giving audiences everything he could throughout more than three decades of high-energy performances.  More so, it gently conveys a repetitive reference about being fondly remembered after death and a thoughtful allusion towards Heaven: “still here … headed home.”  Between its contemplative lyrics and a gentle melody, the end result is both elegant and intentionally ironic.  “Here and Gone” comes off as the down-to-earth antithesis to Savage’s brash, larger-than-life persona. 

As brief as this tune is, part of its subdued magic is that “Here and Gone” doesn’t waste time and is straight to the point.  It would be an appropriate song for a funeral, wake, or posthumous video montage.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    7 Stars

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TITO SANTANA — WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION (2003 WWE/JAKKS PACIFIC ACTION FIGURE)

SUMMARY:

From JAKKS Pacific in 2003, this ‘basic’-style, six-inch figure represents two-time WWE Intercontinental Champion Tito Santana from his mid-‘80s prime.  Its limited articulation and ripped sculpting is a precursor to that of current WWE-Mattel ‘basic’ figures.  Specifically, this figure’s articulation points allow: 1. His head nods and turns 180-degrees both ways.  2. 360-degree turns of his waist and arms.  3. His arms bend at the wrists and elbows, so a classic bicep curl pose is possible.  4.  Tito can bow, but his waist & abdomen don’t move.  5. The legs can bend at the knees and ankles, but they can’t extend into splits.  Walking and kicking poses are workable.  6. His calves don’t rotate. 

REVIEW:

In terms of a resemblance, Tito Santana’s likeness is relatively close (though the chest is somewhat embellished).  His sculpted dark brown mullet is immaculate.  In terms of production quality, the figure is sturdy and nicely sculpted.  The paint work is solid, as nearly the entire maroon, black, and white outfit (including wrist tape) is painted on.  An exception is the high-quality, white knee pads, which are tightly attached.  Another authentic touch is including his white sombrero logo on the backside of his trunks.    

For posing purposes, one’s options are limited, but the figure stands up well when his feet are properly positioned.   However, there aren’t holes in the bottom of the feet for display base pegs.  His elongated feet instead are protected by a ring at the bottom of each boot sole to provide balance for standing poses.  For Tito’s fans, this low-key figure is a solid choice recreating his vintage look.    

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

This Tito comes with a replica of the WWE Intercontinental title strap. 

PACKAGING:

The packaging is simplistic yet effective.  It offers some cool nostalgia re: Tito’s star power as a solo performer.

ROSCOE’S ODD MOON RATING:      6 Stars

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WWE MEGA-BUCKS: ANDRE THE GIANT & “MILLION DOLLAR MAN” TED DIBIASE (WWE/MATTEL ACTION FIGURES TWO-PACK)

SUMMARY:

From Mattel, this WWE “Megabucks” two-pack consists of a 6¾-inch “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase and an approximately 8-inch Andre the Giant.  One may recall their villainous antics amidst the WWE World Title Tournament at March 1988’s WrestleMania IV, at Trump Plaza Hotel & Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey.  Their other major team-up occurred five months later – now dubbed the “Megabucks,” they appeared at New York City’s Madison Square Garden for the first SummerSlam’s main event in August 1988.  

Sculpted mid-cackle, DiBiase’s simple black ensemble and white wrist tape are painted on, though his black rubber knee pads are tightly-attached.  His black trunks bear his golden dollar sign insignia on both hips.  His black boots also bear the golden dollar sign and white lacing.  Far more simply dressed, his enormous “Megabucks” partner is wearing a mono-strapped navy blue singlet with black wrestling boots.   

To accurately define their articulation points: they include: 1. The heads slightly nod and turn sideways in both directions.  2. The elbows and wrists bend to comfortably create a classic curled-bicep pose.  3.  Flexible rotation of the wrists and hands for both of them, though Andre’s hands are far looser.  4.  There is a 360-degree swiveling of the waist.  5. The figures can bow, but their abdomens don’t bend.  6. The calves allow a 360-degree rotation of the lower legs.  7. The knees and ankles bend.  8.  The figures easily stand, as long as their feet are properly positioned.  The bottom of the feet have display base peg holes, but a base isn’t included with this set. 

Notes: RE: SummerSlam 1988, in 2020, WWE/Mattel released a Ms. Elizabeth figure in her yellow-and-red dress ensemble from that main event. Curiously, as of this writing, a Mega-Powers (Hulk Hogan & “Macho Man” Randy Savage) two-pack in matching ‘Mega-Powers’- printed trunks for SummerSlam 1988 hasn’t been produced.

REVIEW:

The only element conspicuously absent is a figure of DiBiase’s ever-present bodyguard, Virgil (a WWE/Mattel ‘elite’ figure sold separately).  Still, in terms of sculpting and the paint jobs, the likenesses of these two “Megabucks” are top-caliber.  What’s even more life-like is the considerable height difference.  Impressively, this duo is sturdily built for playtime, but one should watch out for the vulnerable hands.  DiBiase’s hands evidently can be re-attached by popping them back in.  However, Andre’s flexible hands might need super-glue if they ever break off.  Otherwise, the “Megabucks” make superb display choices, as they’re well-balanced for indefinite standing poses.       

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

None.    

PACKAGING:

The packaging is simplistic yet effective.  Predictably, its theme reflects Andre & DiBiase’s nefarious partnership.

BRIAN & ROSCOE’S ODD MOON RATING:             9 Stars

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HULK HOGAN – DEFINITIVE MOMENTS (WWE/MATTEL ELITE ACTION FIGURE)

SUMMARY:

In 2014, the WWE released this ‘elite’ (approximately 6.5 inch) Hulk Hogan figure through Mattel.  As a member of its ‘Definitive Moments’ collection, this figure recreates Hogan’s likeness in his 1985-1987 prime (primarily, 1987’s WrestleMania III).  For its ‘elite’ status, this Hogan figure boasts the following noticeable articulation upgrades: 1. His mid-section & torso can move up and down; 2. His thick calves have a 360-degree rotation capacity; and 3. His legs can expand into splits.     

REVIEW:

Starting with his head, Hogan’s facial likeness and balding peroxide blonde hair are spot-on.  His ripped yet bulky physique is also spot-on.  The yellow and red costuming is an exact replica, as only his securely-attached red knee-pads aren’t painted on.  The figure’s articulation points include: turning his head; elbow bends; easily putting his arms into the curled-bicep pose; 360-degree rotation of wrists/hands; swiveling his waist; bending his upper body; his calves allow a 360-degree rotation of his legs; bending his knees as well as 360-degree rotation at the knees; the ankles bend; and easily standing, as long as his feet are properly positioned.  The bottom of Hogan’s feet have holes for display base pegs.  

As for the sculpting, it’s plenty realistic, as his thick abdomen/torso isn’t re-imagined with exaggerated six-pack definition.  His arms are slightly bigger than normal WWE ‘elites,’ so they are consistent with Hogan’s reputed 24-inch ‘pythons.’  Sturdily built, the figure is impressively durable.  All relevant factors considered, this Hulk Hogan homage proves a stellar choice for his fans.  It’s really the definitive Hogan figure!  

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

As an ‘elite’ figure, his removable extras are: a yellow Hulk-a-mania bandanna; a yellow Hulk-a-mania rip-away t-shirt; and the 1985-1987 era WWE World Championship title belt.  An added extra is Hogan’s trademark gold crucifix necklace, which might easily break off.  A display base isn’t included.    

PACKAGING:

Well-designed and securely packaged, its box is decorated by air-brushed images of Hogan’s legendary 1980’s run.

ROSCOE’S ODD MOON RATING:                 10 Stars

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HULK HOGAN IN RED HULKAMANIA SHIRT & BLACK PANTS (WWE/MATTEL ACTION FIGURE)

SUMMARY:

From Mattel in 2011, this 7-inch WWE figure represents an older Hulk Hogan casually dressed with a painted-on ensemble. 

His outfit consists of: a red-and-yellow “Hulkamania” headband (non-detachable); yellow-and-black sunglasses; a matching red-and-yellow “Hulkamania” cut-off shirt; black slacks with a silver-buckled black belt; and black hiking boots.  A black italicized “I am that I am” (worthy of Popeye) tattoo adorns his right forearm.  His articulation includes: 1. His head barely nods and turns slightly both directions.  2.  His buff arms are easily flexible, in part due to the well-built joints in his elbows and wrists.  The arms easily rotate the full 360-degrees while the wrists bend back and forth.  3.  His waist also rotates 360-degrees, but his abdomen & ribs don’t bend.  However, his full upper body will bow.  4. The legs sufficiently bend at the knees, so sitting pose and running poses are viable options.  The legs also easily swing back and forth.  5. The ankle joins allow his boots to tilt slightly in both directions. 

REVIEW:

With or without the sunglasses, its resemblance to the Hulkster is spot-on.  Even his blue eyes and blonde hair & handlebar moustache are depicted with impressive care.  The paint job (especially the red T-shirt) is immaculate.  Impressively,  surprising flexibility ensures that this Hulk Hogan is available for either playtime or display options.  Peg holes are included in the bottom of the hiking boots for any display bases.  Whether he is posing with his 24-inch pythons, or pounding his next adversary with a leg-drop, this Hulk Hogan figure is a great buy at its standard purchase price.

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

Though a bit flimsy, Hogan’s yellow-and-black-shades are detachable.  To re-attach them, these sunglasses must slide through his bandanna.  A display base isn’t included. 

PACKAGING:

The packaging is simplistic yet effective.  The Hulkster’s photo shows him wearing the same red cut-off shirt.

BRIAN & ROSCOE’S ODD MOON RATING:        8 Stars