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STAR WARS FAQ

Written by Mark Clark

SUMMARY:

Published by Applause Theatre & Cinema Books in 2017, this 402-page paperback reference guide purports to tell “everything left to know about the trilogy that the changed the movies.”  Dedicated to the original trilogy, author Mark Clark delves into the history of and behind-the-scenes drama re: Star Wars; The Empire Strikes Back; and Return of the Jedi.  In an even-handed manner, Clark also analyzes the trilogy’s pop culture significance including merchandising; videos and DVD’s; Special Editions; awards and nominations; the casts and crews; quotes and misquotes; philosophy, flubs and continuity gaffes; wonky science; and several more categories.    

REVIEW:

Impressively, the author succeeds in making good on the book cover’s promise.  What further bolsters this guide’s entertainment value is that Mark Clark doesn’t shamelessly fawn over his subject material, as if the original Star Wars films are flawless.  He even-handedly depicts George Lucas’ known tendencies as a control freak and the contributions others (i.e. producer Gary Kurtz; and director Irvin Kershner) indelibly made to the Star Wars cinematic universe.  Though countless other books have reviewed many of these same topics, Clark takes a fresh approach analyzing each of the three films, which includes revealing various rejected concepts and why Lucas opted to nix them.  The pre-production material is particularly insightful, such as to what more Return of the Jedi could have been. 

The book itself is kid-friendly, except for one editorial failure.  Specifically, on page 320, Clark  repeats verbatim a naughty Richard Pryor punchline from a televised 1977 Star Wars parody skit in which Pryor spouts a racial slur.  The author’s foolish choice thus falls on parents to beware before letting impressionable kids find this particular passage.  Minus this gaffe, Star Wars FAQ is a stellar read for loyal fans.               

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

The text is accompanied by numerous photos.  Clark also includes a bibliography and an eighteen-page index.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                             9 Stars

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MODERN SCI-FILMS FAQ

Written by Tom DeMichael

SUMMARY:

Published by Applause Theatre & Cinema Books in 2014, this 383-page paperback analyzes numerous sci-fi films and their significance to the genre.  Author Tom DeMichael opens with an explanation of how science fiction films were first derived from literature, whether it was pulp magazines or novels.  He also profiles a number of authors (i.e. Phillip K. Dick; Michael Crichton; Frank Herbert; Carl Sagan; Richard Matheson, and most recently, Stephenie Meyer), whose works have been readily adapted to film.  DeMichael’s guide is divided into chapters that analyze significant  sci-fi movies since 1970.  Individually, he provides a cast list; a plot synopsis; and an ‘afterwords,’ as his insightful analysis, as well as describing some technical aspects of the film’s production.  The film’s box office impact is also visited.    

First up is “Worlds of Tomorrow:” A Clockwork Orange; THX-1138; Westworld; Soylent Green; Blade Runner; The Running Man; Total Recall; Demolition Man; 12 Monkeys; The Fifth Element; The Matrix; A.I. Artificial Intelligence; Minority Report; and Elsyium.  Second is “Alternate Worlds:” Mad Max; Pitch Black; Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow; Children of Men; and Avatar.  Then, there is “Time Travel:” Slaughterhouse-Five; Sleeper; Back to the Future; Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure; Hot Tub Time Machine; and Looper.  The section for “Space Travel” covers: Star Wars; Alien; Star Trek: The Motion Picture; Stargate; Contact; Starship Troopers; and Prometheus.

As for “Fiends from Other Worlds,” the films are: Invasion of the Body Snatchers; Predator; Alien Nation; They Live; Species; Independence Day; Mar Attacks!; Deep Impact; Galaxy Quest; and Cowboys & Aliens.  Of course, there is also “Friends from Other Worlds,” which looks at: Close Encounters of the Third Kind; E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial; Starman; Cocoon; Men in Black; District 9; and Super 8.  Regarding “Sci-Fi-entists and Their Experiments,” DeMichael reviews Altered States; Ghostbusters; Re-Animator; Jurassic Park; I Am Legend; a lengthy plot synopsis on Inception; and Contagion.  Lastly, the “Robot and Robot Wanna-Bes,” are: The Terminator; RoboCop; I, Robot; and Real Steel

Though referenced, some titles, such as Silent Running, Brainstorm, and Logan’s Run, missed this cut for analysis.  Though They Live is included, other John Carpenter genre films (i.e. Escape from New York and the 1982 remake The Thing) are not.  With the exception of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, other horror remakes (i.e. Godzilla; King Kong; and The Fly) aren’t examined.  Representing an obvious parody of Star Wars, Spaceballs isn’t included.  The same applies to cheap knock-offs (i.e. Roger Corman’s Battle Beyond the Stars).  For consistency’s stake, this copycat standard is further applied to Armageddon, as DeMichael states he opted for the similar Deep Impact.  However, he makes one notable exception: both Mars Attacks! and Independence Day are included, despite their alien invasion similarities.       

Note: Despite the silhouette on the cover’s lower right corner, the Lord of the Rings films aren’t discussed.

REVIEW:

As informative, fair-handed, and insightful as DeMichael’s book is, what proves most handy is the index.  Figuring out exactly where certain films, cast members, or technicians appear, otherwise, would be a bit challenging.  As for the bonus sections re: various ships and regular behind-the-scenes players in sci-fi films, DeMichael’s work is excellent.  Reading of Rick Baker, Rob Bottin, Stan Winston, and Ve Neill’s experiences proves just as interesting, if not more so, as that of celebrities like George Lucas, James Cameron, and Steven Spielberg.  DeMichael’s mixture of biographical text and describing his subjects’ contributions is perhaps the book’s best asset.  Accordingly, for science fiction movie buffs and/or amateur film historians, this book serves as an invaluable reference guide.

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Special effects legend Dennis Muren provides the introduction.  The author offers acknowledgements and a brief introduction.  DeMichael later includes his analysis on significant vehicles and spacecraft (i.e. the U.S.S. Enterprise; The Millennium Falcon).  He also provides profiles/filmographies for some significant special effects technicians, make-up artists, and directors.  The last section explains the author’s five favorite sci-fi flicks of the modern era.  It’s curious to compare this list to DeMichael’s assessment of the five best sci-fi films of the same era.  A bibliography and an index are also included.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                            9 Stars

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THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN: THE SECRET OF BIGFOOT PASS {Junior Novelization}

Adapted by Mike Jahn / From the Television Screenplay by Kenneth Johnson

SUMMARY:

Released in 1976 by MCA Publishing through Berkley Medallion Books (and Scholastic Book Services), this 154-page paperback tie-in faithfully adapts a two-part third season episode from 1975-76.  In California’s Salmon-Trinity Alps Wilderness, Col. Steve Austin and his OSI boss, Oscar Goldman, investigate the peculiar disappearance of two married geologists (Ivan & Marlene Beckey) they have accompanied on a routine survey of the Trinity Fault.  Goldman and scientist Tom Raintree desperately coordinate efforts to help find the Beckeys.  Austin’s own search puts him into a bizarre showdown with a massive beast known as the mythical Bigfoot (portrayed on-screen by André the Giant).

Taken captive, an injured Austin discovers that Bigfoot’s hidden masters are members of an advanced alien civilization.  With a scheduled nuclear detonation on the Trinity Fault set to alleviate any near-future San Andreas Fault earthquakes, Goldman concludes that his missing bionic friend must have been killed in action.  Meanwhile, Austin runs a fateful race against time to save the aliens (and, not to mention, himself) from instant death by the imminent detonation.  Against these impossible odds, the “Six Million Dollar Man” must rely on his most unlikely ally ever.      

REVIEW:

Impressively, this enjoyable adaptation isn’t nearly as cheesy as the two-part TV episode entitled “The Secret of Bigfoot.”  In that sense, a reader’s imagination works better conveying Austin’s first alien encounter.  As padding, writer Mike Jahn nicely incorporates Steve Austin’s origin into the novel’s front end for those readers unfamiliar with the TV series.  Another asset is the well-described sequences of Austin using his bionics, including an inevitable brawl with Bigfoot (memorably portrayed by André the Giant).  Perhaps best is that Jahn does solid work expressing Austin and Oscar Goldman’s distinctive personalities during this unusual crisis.  As a sci-fi fantasy adventure, this paperback proves a solid read for pre-teens.

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

None.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                                   6 Stars

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KNIGHT RIDER {1982 TV Pilot Novelization}

Written by Glen A. Larson & Roger Hill

SUMMARY:

Released in 1983 by MCA Publishing through Pinnacle Books, this 245-page paperback novelization adapts Knight Rider’s 1982 feature-length pilot episode (aka Knight of the Phoenix)Saved from certain death by terminally ill billionaire Wilton Knight, undercover police detective Michael Long emerges from innovative plastic surgery with a new face and a new identity as ‘Michael Knight.’  Reluctantly partnering with the futuristic KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand) AI unit housed inside an indestructible, black Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am, Michael vengefully pursues justice against an industrial espionage ring.  Once Michael and KITT show up in quiet Millston, California, a fiery showdown vs. Tanya Walker’s murderous band of thieves is imminent.      

Still, KITT’s technological wonders might not be enough to thwart these ruthless bandits, once they realize who the mysterious Michael Knight really is. 

Note: One jailhouse scene includes a racial slur.

REVIEW:

This well-written novel is different than the TV pilot beyond adding or changing some cosmetic details.  For instance, a comedic sub-plot re: two hapless car thieves is omitted, and the opening Las Vegas sequence now occurs in Reno, Nevada.  Another intriguing twist is a change in the individual fates of Tanya and her co-conspirators.  Frankly, this new outcome for femme fatale Tanya isn’t plausible (its irony is too perfect).  Far more glaring is that two tantalizing mysteries are still left unaddressed: 1. How did Wilton Knight know of Michael Long in the first place?  2. More so, how did Knight’s team know when and where to search for a critically-wounded Long after Tanya’s gang leaves him for dead?  Even a quick hint re: Knight employing well-placed spies would have sufficed, but readers aren’t divulged the necessary answers.  

Still, there’s some intriguing depth to Michael’s backstory re: his childhood, Vietnam War experiences, and a decade’s experience as a cop.  It’s not surprising that this adaptation more plausibly conveys Michael as a savvy ex-undercover cop and Vietnam veteran than David Hasselhoff’s cheesy on-screen acting.  Further, the realistic use of other perspectives and some potential double-crosses (i.e. Tanya and crony Fred Wilson) fleshes out the characters past existing as merely talking cardboard.  Michael’s developing respect for both KITT and Devon is also a well-played element.  Ultimately, this darker version of Knight Rider makes an entertaining read, especially as it isn’t as cartoony or formulaic as the TV series itself.       

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

None.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                                       7 Stars

Notes: Subsequent Knight Rider novelizations included the first KARR episode: “Trust Doesn’t Rust.”  Larson also co-authored an adaptation of Battlestar Galactica’s pilot episode. 

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BATTLESTAR GALACTICA {1978 TV Pilot Novelization}

Written by Glen A. Larson & Robert Thurston

SUMMARY:

Adapting the 1978 TV series’ three-part pilot episode, this 244-page paperback was released by Universal TV’s fellow corporate subsidiary, MCA Publishing.  Humanity’s long-sought galactic armistice negotiated with the devious Cylon Empire is revealed as a catastrophic ruse.  Simultaneously, in a coordinated series of catastrophic surprise attacks, thirteen colonized worlds and their space fleet of naval carrier-like Battlestars are nearly annihilated.  Cobbling together humankind’s survivors into a makeshift fleet, Commander Adama’s naval carrier-like Battlestar Galactica is its sole remaining defense from genocide by the Cylons. 

The fleet makes a desperate gambit to journey across the stars in search for a mythical refuge known as Earth.  Yet, political dissension may prove the fleet’s imminent doom once an influential politician’s avarice delays the Galactica’s efforts to leave planet Carillon’s posh, casino-like ambiance amidst a brief layover.  Only the heroism of Adama and his loyal son, Captain Apollo, along with fighter pilots Lt. Starbuck and Lt. Boomer, can protect their fleet from a final Cylon onslaught.

Notes: The pilot’s alternate title is Saga of a Star World.  To help promote the TV series, the pilot episode (in a condensed version) was also released as a feature film.

REVIEW:

If not for a little something entitled Star Wars, this storyline’s originality would have been dynamite.  Despite the TV series being so visually derivative of George Lucas’ mega-hit, the novel still breathes some fresh life into Glen A. Larson’s own space opera.  Pivotal relationships (i.e. Apollo with future wife Serina and young son Boxey; the Athena-Starbuck-Cassiopeia love triangle; brothers Apollo & Zac; and the Apollo-Starbuck-Boomer trio) merit their screen time, as do some key sequences (i.e. the big shoot-out climax at Carillon).  Between terrific characterizations of Apollo, Starbuck, Athena, Cassiopeia, Boomer, Adama, and bombastic Sire Uri, among others, co-authors Larson and Robert Thurston devise a likable adaptation of the pilot episode.  For fans of the original Galactica series, this novel proves well worth the read.

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Between chapters are short excerpts from Adama’s Journals, which provide ongoing insights from the vessel’s commander.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     7 Stars

Notes: Larson also co-adapted Knight Rider’s pilot episode into novel form.  Other titles in that series include adapting the first KARR episode: “Trust Doesn’t Rust.”  

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Books & Novels Fantasy, Horror, & Science Fiction

ANITA BLAKE, VAMPIRE HUNTER # 1: GUILTY PLEASURES

Written by Laurell K. Hamilton

SUMMARY:

Released through Jove Books in October 2002, this 266-page paperback launches the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter saga.  Narrated in her first-person point-of-view, Anita’s world is an alternate reality set in present-day St. Louis, MO, where vampires, werewolves, and other ghouls openly co-exist with humanity. 

Beyond her usual occupation as an ‘animator’ (one who temporarily raises zombies), Anita also works as a vampire hunter — earning her the professional nickname of “Executioner.” 

Initially declining to investigate a serial killer stalking vampires, Anita is extorted into the grisly matter by a vampire horde inhabiting the River District strip bar known as ‘Guilty Pleasures.’  Among them at this seedy nightclub is the enigmatically suave Jean-Claude, who enjoys baiting Anita, with his own lusty mind games.    

Meanwhile, Edward, a ruthless rival hunter, seeks her inside intel on the identity of the city’s new supreme vampire.  How dirty he is willing to play against his frenemy, Anita, remains to be seen.  Further complicating Anita’s efforts to infiltrate the evil lurking deep within Guilty Pleasures is the vampire stripper, Phillip, whose naivete may contribute to her downfall.  Anita must make some shady alliances just to survive before finally bringing a depraved culprit to justice.

Notes: This book is available in hardcover.  Guilty Pleasures was also adapted into a twelve-issue mini-series through Marvel Comics.  In 2007-2008, Marvel’s adaptation appeared in graphic novel form as Volumes 1-2.  Consolidating the two volumes, the complete Marvel version was released as a hardcover (2009) and paperback (2011).

REVIEW:

Evidently meant as erotic vampire noir along the lines of Anne Rice, the seedy Guilty Pleasures starts off okay introducing the tough-talking Anita.  Hamilton, however, generates too few other characters that readers should find compelling or remotely care about. 

Hence, the horror film-style twists propelling Guilty Pleasures haphazardly fall flat, as Hamilton piles on risqué plot elements and dark fantasy violence to compensate for a hollow storyline.  Though a few intriguing sequences exhibit spark, Anita’s snarky persona holds up Guilty Pleasures’ narrative only so much. 

Though the heroine’s snarky private eye-like insights are the plot’s best asset, Hamilton overplays Anita’s hard-nosed sarcasm to the point of exasperating readers.  A little of this vampire hunter’s flippancy, suffice to say, goes a long way – too often, it’s more like overkill (pardon the expression). 

This creative misjudgment, unfortunately permeates a sometimes icky plot that doesn’t have enough else going for it.  Guilty Pleasures reliably oozes, but not with the goth sex appeal Hamilton thinks it does.

Note: This first Anita Blake mystery is relatively tame, as compared to the increasingly kinky and nonsensical elements Hamilton incorporates into Anita’s later books. 

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

A three-sentence blurb summarizes the author on the inside back cover.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                                       4 Stars

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THE SUPERNATURALS

Written by David L. Golemon

SUMMARY:

First published in hardcover by St. Martin’s Press in October 2016, this 482-page paperback edition was released in November 2018.  An unsolved disappearance befalls Professor Gabriel Kennedy’s student research team during their June 2003 exploration of the reputedly haunted Summer Place.  It’s a luxury manor home nestled in the Pocono Mountains owned by the philanthropic Lindemann Family.  Approximately seven years later, hotshot producer Kelly Delaphoy out-maneuvers her smarmy network boss, Lionel Peterson, to broadcast her top-rated Hunters of the Paranormal reality TV series inside Summer Place for an unprecedented, live Halloween Night special.  A disastrous test run forces the UBC Network’s recruitment of an embittered and professionally-disgraced Kennedy to salvage their high-profile investment. 

For a hefty fee, Kennedy reluctantly agrees to lead an eight-hour, live investigation of Summer Place.  His hand-picked crew consists of: George Cordero, who can sense intangible vibes of supernatural activity; formidable Native American lawman John Lonetree, whose ‘dream walks’ observe and possibly interact with dark past tragedies; tech wizard Leonard Sickles; and frail Professor Jennifer Tilden, whose body channels the restless spirit of a murdered 1960’s musician.  Also, on the scene, is hard-nosed Pennsylvania State Police detective Damian Jackson, who intends to finally expose Kennedy as the murderous fraud he believes the professor is.  Another wild card is ace TV news journalist Julie Riley, who publicly humiliated Kennedy once before and may gladly do so again.

Pressured by network CEO Abraham Feuerstein and his mega-bucks production team, Kennedy’s high-tech squad faces off with a presence lurking within Summer Place.  To guard the manor’s grisly secrets, a showdown a century in the making may capture a terrifying last stand on nationwide television.  

Note: The “n-word” twice appears (or is alluded to), as a slur directed at Detective Jackson and later to Leonard Sickles.

REVIEW:

In the right creative hands, Golemon’s high-octane, ‘haunted house’ chiller would be an intriguing R-rated film or TV mini-series.  It’s easy to visualize, say, for instance, Gary Oldman as ‘Kennedy,’ Elizabeth Banks as ‘Kelly Delaphoy;’ the late Alan Rickman as ‘Peterson,’ Aldis Hodge as ‘Sickles,’ Robin Wright as ‘Julie,’ and either Samuel L. Jackson or the late Howard Rollins Jr. as ‘Damian Jackson.’  Golemon’s diverse cast is multi-dimensional, in terms of various rivalries, double-crossing, and possibly even triple-crossing before scores are finally settled.  In that sense, several characters depict a well-played sense of ambiguity.    

Chief among the sub-plots is the controversial TV special’s fate.  While that outcome is contrived, one can imagine the fickle court of public opinion.  One solid thread, however, has Cordero, Lonetree, and particularly Tilden showcasing their unique talents.  Hosting her ghostly alter ego, Tilden’s nightclub scene taunting a high-profile mobster stands as the novel’s most indelible scene.  Also, Golemon deserves extra credit for carefully inserting real-life historical figures, such as the Romanovs, Phil Spector, and even a few familiar talk show hosts into various backstories.  

However, The Supernaturals is the novel equivalent of a ‘Director’s Cut’ film, where movie studios usually have good reason to edit scenes out before the film’s theatrical release.  Overstaying its welcome, Golemon’s novel insists upon too much exposition (and too much supernatural hokum) to justify the climatic ‘Part V: Trick or Treat, All Hallow’s Eve.’ For instance, what’s the point of depicting gory supernatural attacks away from Summer Place?  Even though this sequence works for the moment, it’s superfluous come the on-site climax. Golemon’s epilogue doesn’t even bother acknowledging the haunting’s peripheral carnage, let alone how far the ghostly tentacles of Summer House can apparently reach.   

What’s ironic is that Golemon’s plotting goes on seemingly forever reaching the climax, but he then races through the last few pages.  While the epilogue is okay, its forensic wrap-up is oddly short-changed (i.e. it’s implausible to collect/analyze conclusive DNA-related proof in only days vs. several weeks, if not months). Yet, on behalf of any still-confused readers, Golemon spells out Summer Place’s icky past (given the fair number of hints he drops) to ensure nothing is really left to ambiguity.

For adult fans of wicked ghost stories, this novel won’t likely disappoint much.  However, The Supernaturals ends up too convoluted at times for its own good.  Unsurprisingly, the word ‘overkill,’ comes to mind.     

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Golemon’s three-page ‘author’s note’ claims that there is actually a true-life, haunted ‘Summer Place’ estate in upstate New York that inspired this novel.  He also incorporates quotes from Thomas Hood’s The Haunted House and Shirley Jackson’s The Haunting of Hill House.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      7 Stars

Note: The 2017 sequel, In the Still of the Night: The Supernaturals II, doesn’t explore a new case in Scotland, as alluded to in the epilogue.  A new storyline instead occurs five years later.

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VOYAGERS! {1982 TV Pilot – Junior Novelization}

Adapted by Joe Claro / From the Television Screenplay by James D. Parriott

SUMMARY:

Released in 1982 by MCA Publishing through Scholastic Book Services, this 76-page paperback tie-in adapts the pilot episode of Voyagers! (a short-lived 1982-83 NBC TV series).  In the present-day, orphaned eleven-year old Jeff Jones is inadvertently caught up in professional time traveler Phineas Bogg’s misadventures.  Bogg unwittingly sacrifices his trusty guidebook to rescue Jeff from a fall out of a New York high-rise building’s window.  Bogg’s Omni device (resembling a gold-plated pocket watch) transports them to Ancient Egypt in 1450 B.C.  Amidst their instant bickering, Jeff’s historical insights helps the duo ensure infant Moses’ destiny floating down the Nile River. 

As a Voyager field operative, the swashbuckling Bogg is responsible for ensuring that well-known events unfold, as historically recorded.  An Omni ‘red’ light indicates when history must be ‘corrected’ due to some anomaly.  A subsequent ‘green’ light gives Bogg the go-ahead to move on to his next assignment.  In this instance, a fluke malfunction in the Omni’s circuits had transported Bogg to 1982 instead of 1492.  For now, Bogg is seemingly unable to return Jeff home to his proper time period. 

Stuck with his unwanted apprentice, Bogg ponders why the U.S. is handily losing World War I in 1918.  Jeff deduces that, if Germany had pioneered airplanes first, then their answer lies with the Wright Brothers.  It’s up to Bogg & Jeff to find the Wright Brothers at their bicycle shop in Dayton, Ohio, in 1900, and persuade them to make their historical test flights at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.  Bogg & Jeff must also aid injured U.S. pilot Eddie Rickenbacker in an aerial showdown vs. Germany’s infamous Red Baron.  Ultimately, Bogg concedes a fib he had previously told Jeff.  The question is: will Jeff become a Voyager himself, or will his brash new friend fulfill a promise to take the boy back to 1982?  

REVIEW:

Despite its brevity, Joe Claro’s simplistic adaptation clarifies and adds some nice depth to the surrogate father-son relationship between a begrudging Bogg and the precocious Jeff.  As a fantasy adventure loosely incorporating historical facts, this paperback proves a solid read for elementary schoolers (from ages 6-10).

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

None.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                                  6 Stars