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SHOT OF POISON (by Lita Ford: Dangerous Curves)

SUMMARY:                                      RUNNING TIME: 3:30 Min.

Lita Ford released “Shot of Poison” off her 1991 album, Dangerous Curves.  In addition to inspiring a 1992 music video, this song went on to score a 1993 Grammy nomination for Best Female Rock Vocal Performance.  

REVIEW:

This song possesses a definite ‘80s lite-metal sound.  While the standard-issue melody holds up okay, Lita Ford’s upbeat vocals can’t disguise the tune’s shallow, generally clichéd lyrics.  It’s hard to fathom why the unremarkable “Shot of Poison” almost earned a Grammy, but Ford’s charisma was evidently the difference maker.  If anything, her “Shot of Poison” remains a decent option for ‘80s rock and lite-metal playlists.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                 5 Stars

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TOTEMS # 1 (2000 DC Comics/VERTIGO Comics)

Written by Tom Peyer

Art by Duncan Fegredo; Richard Case; Dean Ormston; Ellie de Ville; & Alex Sinclair

Cover Art by Duncan Fegredo

SUMMARY:

Published by DC’s Vertigo imprint for February 2000, this 48-page one-shot has grungy conspiracy-theory loser Bernie Madden stumbling upon a possible apocalypse on New Year’s Eve before Y2K.  Holding his nude ex-wife and her boyfriend hostage by gunpoint in their bedroom, Bernie reveals a bizarre misadventure he supposedly experienced just hours before. 

Having scammed his way into John Constantine’s New Year’s party, Bernie makes a dubious impression on guests Animal Man; Shade the Changing Man; Black Orchid; Swamp Thing; Zatanna Zatara; & Cliff “Robotman” Steele.  An inebriated Constantine rips Bernie with a painfully accurate personal assessment. 

Already exasperated by his conversational nonsense, four heroes are bewildered that Bernie’s wacky conspiracy claims are explosively congealing outside, creating environmental havoc.  It’s up to Black Orchid and Animal Man to resurrect Swamp Thing after he fails to contain the crisis.  Ultimately, the heroes deduce who the common denominator for this catastrophe actually is, as they make a last-ditch effort to restore reality to its proper order. 

A deranged Bernie has an epiphany about the mundane family life he neglected was far better than the wretched life he suffers now.  Or is it? 

REVIEW:

Describing Totems as ‘bizarre’ is an understatement.  Aside from some eye-popping visuals (including Duncan Fegredo’s psychedelic cover image), there’s only limited appeal to the edgy Totems

More specifically, Animal Man; Swamp Thing; Cliff Steele; and Black Orchid play pivotal roles.  Yet, these characters compensate only so much for Bernie, who makes an utterly unlikable protagonist.  The same applies to Constantine’s intriguing New Year’s Party, if only to see who all shows up in cameos.  For instance, the sloshed Hellblazer’s brief exchange with an eye-rolling Zatanna Zatara is among the book’s few amusing highlights. 

At the opposite end, the hostage segments involving Bernie, his ex-wife, and her current squeeze are especially squeamish, in light of their startling realism.  To Bernie’s credit, the only admirable thing he does is remembering his young daughter is asleep in the next room.  Bernie’s last stunt with the handgun, however, should also prove a last straw for readers, too.  Not surprisingly, the fed-up boyfriend’s violent reaction seems spot-on.    

Writer Tom Peyer also inserts plenty of casual R-rated profanity (including several F-bombs) to evidently bolster the ‘realistic’ dialogue, but this creative choice hardly bolsters one’s reading enjoyment.  Though the artwork has some solid moments, Totems’ effort to meld a mentally-unstable conspiracy-theorist’s bleak reality with mind-warping, super-hero fantasy makes for weak and virtually nonsensical entertainment.            

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

The tale begins and ends with quotes from Voltaire’s Candide.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                3 Stars

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NOCTURNE (by BrunuhVille: Rebirth)

SUMMARY:                                        RUNNING TIME:  3:30 Min.

Released by Portuguese composer, BrunuhVille, it’s the third track off his 2014 album, Rebirth

REVIEW:

Effectively relaying both its piano and choral elements, the ominous tone of “Nocturne” is very reminiscent of similar artists, such as Nox Arcana and Midnight Syndicate.  In that sense, there isn’t anything distinctive about this track. 

Yet, without using sound effects to enhance this eerie instrumental, BrunuhVille does a masterful job blending classiness and creepiness.  The end result is an ideal accompaniment to a movie trailer.  For fans of epic/Celtic/dark fantasy-style instrumental tracks, “Nocturne” is a gem worth downloading.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                 9 Stars

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NOSEY JOE (by The Brian Setzer Orchestra: The Dirty Boogie)

SUMMARY:                                   RUNNING TIME: 2:55 Min.

It’s the eleventh track of The Brian Setzer Orchestra’s 1998 The Dirty Boogie album.      

REVIEW:

Deftly whipping up modern swing jazz with the right dose of jive, “Nosey Joe” is really a delight. Brian Setzer and his orchestra have conjured up an ideal tune to put a smile on your face.  It’s a can’t-miss download option.

BRIAN’S 10-STAR RATING:                         8 Stars

Note: Another exhilarating choice for contemporary swing jazz/pop is Big Bad Voodoo Daddy’s self-titled 1994 album.

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MOONLIGHTING (by Al Jarreau: The Very Best of – An Entertaining Adventure)

SUMMARY:                                  RUNNING TIME: 3:04 Min.

Recorded for 1987’s Moonlighting TV series soundtrack, this is the full-length version of Al Jarreau’s opening credits theme song.  This jazzy tune was later included as a 2009 track for the late Jarreau’s The Very Best of: An Entertaining Adventure album.

Note: Please note that Moonlighting’s opening credits version has a minute-length running time.  That version is available on 1996’s Television’s Greatest Hits, Volume 6: Remote Control album in both CD and cassette formats.    

REVIEW:

Epitomizing jazzy romantic pop, the smooth magic of hearing Jarreau croon this tune never grows old.  With a silky tone reminiscent of Nat King Cole, Jarreau imbues this upbeat tune with a sense of classiness that so few vocalists can replicate.  Not only for TV nostalgia aficionados, this high-caliber track proves ideal for any home or work playlist.    

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                        9 Stars

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MOONGLOW (by The Benny Goodman Quartet: The Fabulous Baker Boys movie soundtrack)

SUMMARY:                                 RUNNING TIME: 3:25 Min.

Recorded in 1936 by The Benny Goodman Quartet, this legendary jazz instrumental is included on 1989’s The Fabulous Baker Boys movie soundtrack.

REVIEW:

Heard as if it’s straight off a phonograph, the timeless sound of Benny Goodman’s “Moonglow” is an absolute treat.  This gorgeous track is definitely worth adding to any soundtrack and classic jazz playlists.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    10 Stars

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ON THE DARK SIDE (by John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band: Eddie and The Cruisers movie soundtrack)

SUMMARY:                                RUNNING TIME: 2:43 Min.

Recorded for the 1983 Eddie and The Cruisers film soundtrack, John Cafferty (as fictional Eddie Wilson’s singing voice) and the Beaver Brown Band (as the fictional Cruisers) perform this hit rock tune. In terms of pop culture, “On the Dark Side” serves as the most famous hit for both Cafferty’s group and, in the movie, for Eddie’s Cruisers.

REVIEW:

Closing in on nearly forty years later, “On the Dark Side” is still a dynamite rock song.  It is deservedly John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band’s most enduring tune.  Including superb saxophone work from Michael “Tunes” Antunes (who also appears as Cruiser ‘Wendell Newton’), this song exuberantly brings Eddie and The Cruisers to life.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                 10 Stars

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OVERTURE {End Title} (by Dennis McCarthy: Star Trek Generations movie soundtrack)

SUMMARY:                                  RUNNING TIME: 4:14 Min.

As heard over the closing credits of 1994’s Star Trek: Generations, this orchestral track by conductor Dennis McCarthy summarizes the film’s thematic content.  In particular, this end title is meant to celebrate the adventurous spirit of Captains Kirk (William Shatner) and Picard (Patrick Stewart) joining forces within the time-warping Nexus to thwart Malcolm McDowell’s mad scientist, Soran.   

REVIEW:

If anything, it’s the sole asset of composer/conductor Dennis McCarthy’s otherwise unremarkable score.  Deliberately closer in spirit to Star Trek: The Original Series, this well-constructed overture desires the aura of an epic space Western.  In that sense, McCarthy mostly succeeds, considering the film’s Kirk/Picard horseback riding sequence is hardly a coincidence. 

This classy instrumental also nicely conveys the ethereal ‘Nexus’ sub-theme before returning to its heroic main thread.  At the ideal moment, a familiar reprise of Alexander Courage’s signature Star Trek tune effectively completes tis track. 

“Overture” isn’t in the same league as James Horner’s nautical-themed Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan score.  Yet, in terms of its originality, the Generations instrumental is still a Top Five Trek film theme.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       7 Stars

Notes: The best cover rendition can be found on 1996’s Symphonic Star Trek performed by Erich Kunzel & The Cincinnati Pops Orchestra. Another of McCarthy’s worthwhile sci-fi tracks to check out is his full-length V: The Series TV theme from 1984.

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SUPERMAN: THE WEDDING & BEYOND (DC Comics)

Written by Dan Jurgens; David Michelinie; Karl Kesel; Louise Simonson; & Roger Stern.

Art by Ron Frenz; Tom Grummett; Stuart Immonen; Jon Bogdanove; Paul Ryan; Dan Jurgens; Curt Swan; Kieron Dwyer; John Byrne; Nick Cardy; Kerry Gammill; Dick Giordano; Gil Kane; Barry Kitson; Jim Mooney; Al Plastino; Josef Rubenstein; Denis Rodier; Dennis Janke; José Marzan Jr.; Brett Breeding; Jerry Ordway; Jackson Guice; Doug Hazlewood; Murphy Anderson; Terry Austin; Ray McCarthy; Bob McLeod; George Pérez; Art Thibert; Glenn Whitmore; Bill Oakley; John Costanza; Albert DeGuzman; Ken Lopez; & Digital Chameleon.

Cover Art by Dan Jurgens; Jerry Ordway; & Color Works.

SUMMARY:

Released by DC Comics in 1997, this 192-page trade paperback compiles 1996’s Superman # 118; Superman: The Wedding Album; Adventures of Superman # 541; Action Comics # 728; and Superman: The Man of Steel # 63.  A powerless, post-Final Night Clark Kent is frittering in Metropolis as The Daily Planet’s temporary Editor-in-Chief. His days as the Man of Steel may be over, as his lack of super-powers now make him seem very mortal now.

Lois Lane is in fictional Bhutran (the equivalent of Nepal) chasing down a drug-dealing syndicate.  After a new friend accompanies a head-clearing Mt. Everest-like climb, Lois opts to return to Metropolis.  Yet, after being abducted off-screen, single-handedly thwarting her own shotgun wedding to international criminal Naga comes first.

Emotionally re-connecting, the estranged Lois & Clark proceed with pre-wedding festivities: i.e. searching for a new apartment, choosing a wedding dress & the tux fittings; the bachelor and bachelorette parties; and, of course, quarrelling with the father-of-the-bride.  Meanwhile, Clark’s heroics as a powerless Superman have mixed results, including a save from Batman.  Wonder Woman and fellow Justice Leaguer, Maxima, also make appearances in connection to the Man of Steel’s power loss.  Even Lex Luthor throws in a wedding appearance.

After the wedding, the Kents find work intruding upon their Hawaiian honeymoon.  A Superboy crossover and a wounded Clark’s abduction by Naga’s vengeful syndicate brings this storyline full circle.  It’s up to Lois to become the necessary super-hero (without a cape) in the Kent-Lane family.

REVIEW:

Story-wise, the plotting is good but not great.  Considering only some flashbacks deliver actual Superman, readers have to accept they’re really getting Lois & Clark, not Lois & Superman.  The pre-wedding segments occasionally sparkle, but the scenes of Lois, in full-on SEAL commando mode, are debatable.  While it’s smart thinking to script Lois personally rescuing her husband vs. a cop-out of calling in Clark’s super-friends, the writing team goes a bit overboard. 

Had the writers depicted either Lois’ initial escape from Naga’s thugs or the climatic big rescue, that would have been inspired storytelling.  Yet, when taken combined, Lois’ action sequences implying commando skills worthy of Batman seem excessive.  The concluding image, at least, is a contemporary gem re: a married Lois & Clark’s equality as both partners and heroes.

Including several industry legends in this book’s art squad is seemingly a sensational P.R. move.  Their star presence makes even more sense celebrating DC’s bold creative choice to publish this super-wedding … almost sixty years in the making.  However, there’s at least three reality checks to keep in mind. 

  • 1. DC Comics had already married Superman & Lois once before – specifically, their original/Golden Age versions (on Earth-Two) were married for decades in DC’s original continuity. 
  • 2.  TV’s Lois & Clark was already in the midst of its own high-profile nuptials.  DC simultaneously cashing in to share this hype isn’t a surprise.  
  • 3.  Despite so many talented old pros aboard, the vast majority of this book’s artwork isn’t close to impressive.  At best, it’s average DC for that era.  Unfortunately, the sudden shifts in artists (i.e. insert a legend for a few pages) come off more as a jolting distraction than something awe-inspiring.  Only pages 67-72, 76-77 and the wedding sequence kick up the visual meter several notches.

DC’s effort is more sincere than its previous publicity stunt: cynically killing off the Man of Steel to boost sales.  Superman: The Wedding & Beyond, in that sense, is an admirable, kid-friendly read – mostly, for nostalgia’s sake.  At nearly 200 pages, readers aren’t skimped in terms of the page count. 

Still, Superman: The Wedding & Beyond  falls far short of what it might have been: a sixty-year retrospective of the Lois-Clark romance leading into a worthy DC mega-event.  This book’s actual content isn’t nearly as magical as DC Comics wants fans to think it is.           

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

DC’s then-President & Editor-in-Chief, Jeanette Khan, provides a two-page introduction.  Though well-worded, her message is still somewhat self-congratulatory — i.e. claiming Superman out-fames Presidents Lincoln and Washington.  The book concludes with a cover gallery — each in a single-page portrait-style.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     5½ Stars

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MAGIC (by Olivia Newton-John: Xanadu movie soundtrack)

SUMMARY:                                           RUNNING TIME: 4:31 Min.

This mid-tempo disco track from Olivia Newton-John appears in the 1980 Xanadu film.  The movie’s soundtrack eventually made its CD debut in 1998. 

REVIEW:

Paired with an effervescent Late ‘70s melody, Olivia Newton-John’s serene vocals make “Magic” a nostalgic treat.  It’s certainly a reminder of her considerable talents.  This feel-good, practically bubbly romantic tune is a solid download option for radio-friendly playlists, including aerobic workouts. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                   7 Stars

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