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IT’S YOUR MOVE: DATING GAMES (Season 1: Episode 3)

SUMMARY:                     RUNNING TIME: 22:00 Min.

This short-lived 1984-85 NBC-TV series first aired this Arlando Smith-directed episode on October 17, 1984.  Having paid off Norman’s (Garrison) overdue phone bill, Matthew (Bateman) seemingly has a future favor to lord over his neighbor.  Neglecting to find Eli (Sadowsky) a guaranteed date for their school’s Harvest Dance, Matthew grants his buddy’s wish by arranging a pity date with 16-year-old sister Julie (Cast) – through extortion, of course. 

Yet, where does that leave Eli’s promise to a lonely Joyce (Beth) after he successfully relied upon Norman’s sympathetic dating advice? Once Joyce confronts a guilt-ridden Matthew for some answers, he must improvise fast.  

Matthew Burton: Jason Bateman

Eileen Burton: Caren Kaye

Julie Burton: Tricia Cast

Lou Donatelli: Ernie Sabella

Norman Lamb: David Garrison

Eli: Adam Sadowsky

Joyce: Leanna Beth

Fred: Stuart Charno

Angela: Lisa Alpert

Girls at Dance: Dawn Schneider, Martha Nix, & Brenda James

Notes: This single-season series ran for a total of only eighteen episodes.  The producing duo of Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye later created the Fox Network’s Married With Children (co-starring Garrison for its first four seasons).  

REVIEW:

Considering only Garrison’s ‘Norman’ and guest star Leanna Beth’s ‘Joyce’ resemble likable human beings (as far as plot relevancy), the simplistic “Dating Games” fails to impress.  Its best moment, as with the pilot episode, is a last-second bit of clever zip implying the scriptwriters were not merely typing these stories. 

It’s Your Move sports funnier episodes, but “Dating Games” tries touching upon how fickle and insensitive me-first teens can be.  Given its less-than-hilarious storytelling, this third episode is skippable.          

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:             3½ Stars

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IT’S YOUR MOVE: PILOT (Season 1: Episode 1)

SUMMARY:              RUNNING TIME: 22:00 Min.

This short-lived 1984-85 NBC-TV series premiered on September 26, 1984.  Veteran actor-turned-director Peter Bonerz helmed this episode. 

In Van Nuys, California, conniving teenager Matthew Burton (Bateman) and his school buddies are running a term papers-for-sale scam out of Matthew’s apartment.  Much to his chagrin, the seedy building superintendent (Sabella) finally rents out the vacant apartment across the hall to an unemployed freelance writer, Norman (Garrison)

Not only must Matthew must contend with this unwanted new suitor for his widowed mother’s (Kaye) affections, that same guy now resides in the apartment where the illicit term papers have been stashed.  

Ignoring his older sister’s (Cast) sage advice, Matthew schemes to sabotage his mom’s new romance, not to mention divert Norman long enough to get his ‘merchandise’ back in time.  Threatened by Norman’s sincerity as a potential step-dad, Matthew hopes his mom will instead reunite with her lukewarm ex-boyfriend – at least, he’s a far more financially secure option than their new neighbor.  

Hence, the show’s chessboard logo spells out how Matthew’s rivalry with a savvy Norman means constantly maneuvering and counter-maneuvering one other.  

Matthew Burton: Jason Bateman

Eileen Burton: Caren Kaye

Julie Burton: Tricia Cast

Lou Donatelli: Ernie Sabella

Norman Lamb: David Garrison

Eli: Adam Sadowsky

Brian: River Phoenix (cameo)

Manuel: Beto Lovato

Notes: Landing It’s Your Move as his own starring vehicle, the young Bateman had previously appeared as a regular on NBC’s Little House on the Prairie and then Silver Spoons. However, the single-season It’s Your Move ran for a total of only eighteen episodes. Less than three years later, the same producing duo of Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye later created the Fox Network’s Married With Children (co-starring Garrison for its first four seasons).

REVIEW:

One could say the ‘Matthew’ vs. ‘Norman’ feud offers shades of ‘Ferris Bueller’ vs. ‘Principal Ed Rooney.’  Predating Matthew Broderick’s Ferris Bueller’s Day Off by two years, It’s Your Move scores its share of laughs by not reducing Garrison’s Norman Lamb to the luckless adult nemesis ‘Rooney’ is.  Instead, Garrison energetically sells his ‘Norman’ as a likably down-to-earth guy who can usually sense Matthew’s relentless scams and pranks before it is too late.   

Though hampered by this flimsy premise, It’s Your Move is still watchable, in part due to a 15-year-old Bateman’s charisma.  The good news is that he gets plenty of welcome help from an underrated Garrison and Ernie Sabella carrying scenes and landing the jokes.  Their other regular castmates (Kaye, List, & Sadowsky) play standard-issue roles, but their performances are fine given the okay storytelling. 

In this instance, It’s Your Move’s modest pilot episode supplies sufficient laughs.  The last scene’s plot twist even scores a minor gem setting up a fun sense of unpredictability moving forward.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:        5 Stars

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JUSTICE LEAGUE, VOLUME 2: UNITED ORDER (DC Comics)

Written by Brian Michael Bendis.

Art by Steve Pugh; Sanford Greene; Phil Hester; Scott Godlewski; Eric Gapstur; Nick Filardi; Romulo Fajardo Jr.; Trish Mulvihill; Hi-Fi; Gabe Eltaeb; & Josh Reed.

Collection Cover Art by David Marquez & Alejandro Sánchez.

SUMMARY:

In 2022, DC Comics released this 158-page hardcover compiling Justice League # 64-71 (from 2021-2022).  Presently, the active League roster consists of: Queen Hippolyta; Black Canary, Green Arrow, Naomi McDuffie; Superman; Hawkgirl; Black Adam; Aquaman; & Batman. 

First up is the five-part United Order storyline.  Escaping custody at his trial before the newly formed United Planets, the seemingly invincible Synmar Utopica attacks Earth to destroy his closest cosmic rival: Superman.  Yet even the League’s reinforced firepower is not enough to keep from the Hall of Justice from being demolished. 

Also facing the team, as allies and/or potential adversaries, is the intergalactic United Order: they are the 21st Century precursor to the Legion of Super-Heroes.  Despite sharing him as an enemy, they dispute the League’s means of neutralizing Synmar Utopica.    

After some much-needed downtime, Green Arrow & Black Canary must contend with would-be assassin Leonardo Lane (Lois Lane’s kid brother — aka Daemon Rose) and a bumbling seven-member squad of Deathstroke impostors.  Later, amidst the Hall of Justice’s wreckage, Naomi struggles to find her foster parents.      

In the three-part “Biggest Score Ever,” the League reluctantly partners with Checkmate once they discover that the Royal Flush Gang has committed its biggest heist ever: plundering the Fortress of Solitude.  It is up to the League to rein in the dire repercussions stemming from the Royal Flushes’ moronic actions.  Aside from Green Arrow’s exposed alliance with Checkmate, it is also hinted that another Leaguer has an ongoing covert affiliation.  

Guest stars and cameos include: Lois Lane; Katana; Firestorm; The Wonder Twins (Zan & Jayna); Doctor Fate; John Constantine; Blue Devil; Booster Gold; The Question; Bones; Steve Trevor; Kate Spencer’s Manhunter; Supergirl; Kimiyo Hoshi’s Dr. Light; Metamorpho; Fire; John Henry Irons’ Steel; Vixen; Ragman; Jaime Reyes’ Blue Beetle; Captain Atom; Plastic Man; & Atom Smasher.

Note: This title is also available digitally and will presumably be released as a trade paperback at a future date.

REVIEW:

The superb visual look from Volume 1: Prisms initially carries over to Volume 2.  That asset is welcome compensation for an unimpressive storyline courtesy of Brian Michael Bendis.  Approaching the halfway point, however, the artwork’s quality starts taking a downward shift towards average and even sub-par visuals.  Bendis’ plotting tries to make up the difference with his semi-amusing Royal Flush caper, but the result is not enough. 

Justice League, Volume 2: United Order, suffice to say, is not must-have reading.  For most fans, finding this book at the library should prove sufficient.           

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

Original covers by David Marquez & Alejandro Sánchez (Issues # 64-67); David Marquez & Ivan Plascenia (Issue # 68) and Yanick Paquette & Nathan Fairbairn (Issue # 69-71) each appear in a full-page format.  The variant artists consist of Jason Howard: Issue # 64; David Talaski: Issue # 65; and Alexander Lozano: Issues # 66-71.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                         5 Stars

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JUSTICE LEAGUE, VOLUME 1: PRISMS (DC Comics)

Written by Brian Michael Bendis.

Art by David Marquez; Tamra Bonvillain; Ivan Plascenia; & Josh Reed.

Cover Art by David Marquez & Tamra Bonvillain.

SUMMARY:

In 2022, DC Comics released this 128-page hardcover assembling Justice League # 59-63 (from 2021).  Presently, the League roster consists of: Black Canary; Green Arrow; Flash; Aquaman; Hawkgirl; Superman; and Batman.  The team first encounters the enigmatic, alternate-reality teen powerhouse, Naomi McDuffie, as both Black Adam and Queen Hippolyta subsequently become involved.

The monstrous Brutus, a nearly unstoppable invader from Naomi’s Earth, wreaks near-catastrophic havoc on Earth.  Accompanied by Naomi, most of the League pursues Brutus back to his own turf for a decisive rematch where their vast super-powers are strangely affected.  

Even when the Flash and Queen Hippolyta bolster the League’s firepower, will it be still enough to thwart a juggernaut like Brutus?  Lurking in the shadows is the threat of his even more dangerous boss.  Ultimately, the courage of a defiant young woman may make all the difference. 

Note: This title is also available digitally and will be later released as a trade paperback.

REVIEW:

Visually, the art squad delivers consistently top-caliber work — that asset alone is worth the price of admission.  As to Brian Michael Bendis’ storytelling, it is readable, in terms of kid-friendly entertainment value.  Yet, what is sorely missing is a sense of excitement that Bendis often imbued his Avengers/New Avengers run at Marvel years ago.  His generally lukewarm plotting for the five-part Prisms storyline, in that sense, struggles to match its superb artwork, let alone justify the ridiculous plethora of variant covers heralding Bendis joining the franchise.

For Naomi’s fanbase, this volume is likely a must-have proposition.  For Justice League die-hards, however, it is far more about celebrating the artwork than the mundane storyline.  What Bendis supplies in this volume is merely a library read. 

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

The original covers each appear in a full-page format.  The same further applies to the variant covers (# 59: Marquez & Bonvillain; # 60-61: Karl Ngu; # 62: Howard Porter & Hi-Fi; # 63: Dan Panosian) and Issue # 59’s three Zach Snyder’s Justice League variants: (Jim Lee & Alex Sinclair; Liam Sharp; and Lee Bermejo).  Marquez also includes a four-page sketchbook of character designs and some pencil-and-ink panels.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                6 Stars

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UNSOLVED HISTORY: CUSTER’S LAST STAND (Season 1: Episode 5)

SUMMARY:         RUNNING TIME: Approx. 50:00 Min.

First broadcast on The Discovery Channel on November 6, 2002, this episode re-examines U.S. Army Lt. Col. George Armstrong Custer’s battlefield on June 25, 1876, in Central Montana’s Little Bighorn region in the manner befitting a forensic crime scene.  Narrated by an unseen Katherine Kern, this program’s analysts consist of: historians Daniel A. Martinez, Paul A. Hutton, & Neil Mangum; archaeologists Richard Fox & Doug Scott; forensic anthropologist P. Willey; and firearms expert Dick Harmon. 

Including use of archived Hollywood black-and-white film footage and brief dramatic reenactments, Unsolved History conducts a fresh look scouring the extensive Custer battlefield.  Due to a recent fire, specialists with metal detectors would newly uncover a plethora of spent bullets, shrapnel, bone fragments, and assorted other historical evidence for scientific research. 

Hence, long-held popular myths of Custer’s battalion gallantly fighting to the death in the late afternoon of June 25, 1876, are ultimately dispelled by forensic investigation.  

REVIEW:

Both well-narrated and articulately presented, this flashy documentary is meant for viewers who prefer sensationalistic, CSI-style presentations.  Even so, nothing presented is either far-fetched or cheats the audience from a fair representation of historical fact.  For most amateur historical sleuths, Unsolved History throws in even a few surprises, too. 

Case in point: ballistic analysis verifies Custer’s vastly outnumbered battalion was further outgunned by their Native American opposition’s close-range, rapid-shot firepower.  Therefore, the Seventh Cavalry’s mostly inexperienced and malnourished troops’ single-shot weaponry was no match, given the chaotic circumstances.  Such evidence tragically disproves the Seventh Cavalry’s supposed reputation as America’s elite post-Civil War sharpshooters (no matter how much Custer himself pushed such patriotic hype).    

It also appears that Custer’s panic-stricken battalion defensively fell back into three tiers that were each subsequently annihilated once their initial skirmish line was overrun.  Hence, proof of one last tier fleeing Custer Hill’s non-existent ‘last stand’ to an adjacent ravine indicates they were the last troops killed.  Logically correlating their forensic discoveries with expert analysis, Unsolved History concludes Custer’s final battle was a relentless slaughter from the get-go.  Essentially, the only mysteries unanswered are ‘who killed who’ specifics that will never be known.

Note: A few days after Custer’s demise, the Seventh Cavalry’s Captain Frederick Benteen (one of Custer’s few surviving officers) was among the investigators examining the battlefield.  Unsolved History comes to the same conclusion as Benteen had reported: the engagement quickly ended in a gory and unmistakable rout.   

Speaking of which, one detail ignored is the probability of suicide, to whatever degree, by Custer’s troops.  Given there was sufficient airtime, not even broaching this theory was a choice rather than an oversight.  Hence, this episode does not explore every controversial angle of the massacre, including why Major Reno & Captain Benteen’s surviving Seventh Cavalry troops failed to rejoin Custer (let alone vice-versa).  The unsettling truth that Custer’s battalion initially sought to capture Native American women and children to use as hostages, however, is readily acknowledged.

In terms of kid-friendliness, the documentary’s G-rating is accurate up until the last two segments preceding Daniel Martinez’s mild conclusion.  Specifically, there is some ballistics discussion (utilizing a badly pierced skull), and, more so, grisly mutilation details of Custer’s troops that should really be left to mature viewers only. 

Having aged well, Unsolved History: Custer’s Last Stand, overall, could provide educational benefit to a collegiate-level U.S. History course.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                 7 Stars

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NIGHTWING ANNUAL # 2 (2007 DC Comics)

Written by Marc Andreyko.

Art by Joe Bennett; Jack Jadson; Phil Balsman; Jason Wright; & Rachel Gluckstein.

Cover Art by Joe Bennett & Jack Jadson.

SUMMARY:

Released by DC Comics for June 2007, this 48-page annual entitled “Hero’s Journey” contemplates the past and present romance between the original Robin – Dick “Nightwing” Grayson and the original Batgirl – Barbara “Oracle” Gordon.  The story’s framework occurs off-screen prior to the epilogue of the then-recent Infinite Crisis # 7.  After watching over an unconscious Dick for three weeks, Barbara supervises his therapeutic recovery from near-fatal injuries sustained against Alexander Luthor. 

As seen in flashbacks, their perpetual on/off romance starting as Batman’s flirtatious teen sidekicks evolves to her crippling injury and Dick’s eventual engagement to Starfire.  Emotionally frayed over the subsequent years, their personal bond now comes full circle.  Barbara poignantly considers Dick’s marriage proposal.

Her reply helps sets up Dick’s subsequent overseas departure joining Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake seemingly for a year to rebuild trust within the legendary Bat-Family.

Note: Continuity-wise, a solo Dick returns to Gotham City from his sojourn during the year-long 52 series.

REVIEW:

Impressively, writer Marc Andreyko conveys one of the best-ever Dick & Barbara stories.  Including Dick’s overnight affair with an unsuspecting Barbara (after he becomes engaged to Starfire), Andreyko makes these two DC icons seem as believably human as one could hope for.  More so, nothing about this storyline comes off as padding; it is well-played for what it is.  Equaling Andreyko’s plotting are the art squad’s mostly superb visuals, especially in the flashback sequences. 

For mature fans of Barbara and Dick’s romance, Nightwing Annual # 2 should be considered a must-have. 

Note: As a parental advisory, there are some sexual inferences in Andreyko’s scripting that ought to preclude younger readers.

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

Dan DiDio’s “DC Nation” column includes thumbnail cover reveals for 52 # 50; Birds of Prey # 105; and Flash (Bart Allen) Flash # 11.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      8½ Stars

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PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1925) {2011 Re-release}

SUMMARY:           RUNNING TIME: Approx. 1 Hr., 32 Min.

Adapting Gaston Leroux’s 1910 novel, Universal Pictures initially released this silent film in 1925.  Rupert Julian received sole credit as the director, though others (including Lon Chaney) were among its known creative contributors. 

Set in the 1880’s, the new co-owners of the opulent Paris Opera House confirm that their predecessors were not joking about a ghost-like patron occupying the coveted Box Five.  Specifically, the ‘Phantom’ (Chaney) is smitten with young understudy/soprano Christine Daaé (Philbin), and insists, through written messages, that she replace the opera’s star attraction, Carlotta (Fabian), at the next performance.  Otherwise, the Opera House will be sabotaged by the masked Phantom’s unspecified acts of terrorism.

French noble Viscomte Raoul de Chagny (Kerry) risks a fateful love triangle with his beloved Christine and her self-appointed ‘mentor.’  The Phantom’s macabre efforts to mesmerize Christine into loving him ignites a dangerous series of events once the Opera House’s owners and even Christine herself defies him. 

Descending deep into the Opera House’s sinister catacombs, Raoul, his worried older brother (St. Polis), and the enigmatic Ledoux (Carewe) incur the Phantom’s wrath attempting to rescue an abducted Christine from their homicidal adversary’s clutches. Yet, these dark and mysterious sub-basement levels were once medieval torture chambers where the Phantom knows all their architectural secrets. The question becomes: can anyone save Christine in time?

Notes: This enhanced version was released in 2011, with a new instrumental score supplied by I’Musici de Montréal and conducted by Yuli Turovsky.  Providing operatic vocals for Christine/Carlotta is soprano Claudine Côté.    

Credited Cast

The Phantom/Erik: Lon Chaney

Christine Daaé: Mary Philbin

Viscomte Raoul de Chagny: Norman Kerry

Ledoux: Arthur Edmund Carewe

Simon Buquet: Gibson Gowland

Comte Philip de Chagny: John St. Polis

Florine Papillon: Snitz Edwards

Carlotta: Mary Fabian

Carlotta’s Mother: Virginia Pearson

Historical Notes: Germany produced Phantom’s first-ever movie adaptation in 1916, but that film is deemed lost.  Universal’s original release version was reportedly 107 minutes.  In a rarity for its time, the color-tinted movie includes approximately seventeen minutes of Technicolor footage.  A partial reshoot in 1929 meant for a sound version replaced some of the original actors and apparently edited out some fifteen minutes for a shorter running time.

REVIEW:

This first American film adaptation of Leroux’s novel is mostly faithful to the source material, despite alterations to the Phantom’s backstory (i.e., the novel’s ‘Persian’ is the movie’s ‘Ledoux;’ a faster-paced and more exciting finale, etc.).  More so, Universal Pictures doesn’t skimp on the film’s lavish production values. For contemporary audiences, though, Chaney’s movie represents something of a viewer’s pendulum. 

Given the curiosity of seeing an iconic film nearly a century old, Phantom’s slow first half risks dulling anybody to sleep – even those well-acquainted with Leroux’s plot.  A partial upside is the I’Musici de Montréal score might help keep one from nodding off, despite how bland this mood music generally sounds. 

Provided one is patient for the famous Phantom’s lair sequence where Christine exposes Erik’s face, the film is exceptional  the rest of the way.  Phantom’s final fifteen to twenty minutes, suffice to say, are riveting. 

Bolstered by the impressive Technicolor sequences, most of the credit, unsurprisingly, belongs to Chaney (and to a lesser extent, Mary Philbin).  What Chaney’s acting/make-up single-handedly does conveying the Phantom’s innate evil readily surpasses today’s mega-budget, green-screen special effects.  Hence, this movie is deservedly Chaney’s career masterpiece.          

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                   8 Stars

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GREEN LANTERN # 150 (2002 DC Comics)

Written by Judd Winick.

Art by Pat Quinn; Dale Eaglesham; John Lowe; Rodney Ramos; Moose Baumann; & Kurt Hathaway.

Cover Art by Jim Lee; Scott Williams; & Alex Sinclair.

SUMMARY:

For July 2002, DC Comics released this 40-page milestone entitled “Beginning’s End.”  In deep space, now the virtually omnipotent Ion, Kyle Rayner contemplates Earth’s Green Lanterns that have preceded him: Alan Scott, Hal Jordan, John Stewart, and Guy Gardner — each his mentor in their own way.  Considering benevolent changes to the universe, Kyle ironically receives a warning from Jordan (now the ghostly Spectre) to leave reality well enough alone. 

Nonetheless, having used his cosmic powers to search beyond even the JLA’s databases, Kyle locates his long-lost father in Texas for some definitive answers.  Though he knows his father is not being completely honest, at least Kyle finds out why a slovenly Aaron Rayner abandoned his wife and young son years before. 

Kyle poignantly decides his destiny as Ion and the future of the Guardians of the Universe.  Before updating his Green Lantern uniform, Kyle confides what he has done to his girlfriend, Jennifer-Lynn “Jade” Hayden.  

REVIEW:

Matched by the art team’s excellent visuals (i.e., the iconic cover), writer Judd Winick delivers an ideal homage to Kyle Rayner’s Green Lantern.  Technically, it is Rayner’s 100th issue headlining the franchise. 

The only detriment in Winick’s storytelling is the unnecessary revelation of what occupation Kyle’s father once had.  Suffice to say, it replicates Marvel’s ridiculous choice that everyman Peter Parker’s late parents really were glamorous CIA spies.  Had Winick depicted Kyle’s father as a down-on-his-luck loser (vs. merely posing as one), it would have offered a welcome element of reality.

Still, for the most part, Winick’s scripting (including tributes to Kyle’s four predecessors) fulfills exactly what it needs to.  Green Lantern # 150, in that sense, heralds Kyle’s peak relevancy celebrating his first decade in the DC Universe.

Note: The issue’s title is prophetic.  Hal Jordan’s return as DC’s primary Green Lantern wasn’t far off, as of October 2004’s Green Lantern: Rebirth # 1.  This stellar mini-series immediately began after the cancellation of Kyle’s monthly title with Issue # 181.

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

There is a single-page “Ringside” letters-and-answers column.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                          8 Stars

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CAPTAIN AMERICA (1990)

SUMMARY:           RUNNING TIME: 1 Hr., 37 Min.

Directed by Albert Pyun (and with Menahem Golan among its producers), this 21st Century Film Corporation/Marvel Comics co-production’s release was initially delayed until the summer of 1991. 

In 1936 Italy, Tadzio (Massimi) a genius-level child, is forcibly abducted by Nazi forces to serve as its test subject for an experimental process that hideously mutates him.  As an adult, he is the insidious super-Nazi, Red Skull (Paulin)

Meanwhile, as of 1943, one repentant Italian geneticist (Cassola) has escaped to the Allies and has provided the same enhanced formula (without the ghastly side effects) to the U.S. military.  Their subject is a willing yet frail Steve Rogers (Salinger), who becomes the country’s new secret weapon: Captain America.  The geneticist’s subsequent homicide means her scientific secrets have seemingly died with her, leaving Rogers a lone American super-soldier.

In Nazi territory, a failed showdown against the Skull leaves an inexperienced Captain America strapped to a missile programmed to destroy FDR’s White House.  Witnessed by a young boy, Rogers’ last-second heroics divert the missile to a safe crash landing in remote Alaska. 

While Rogers is left frozen in suspended animation for approximately fifty years, the boy grows up to become the Captain’s biggest fan: U.S. President Tom Kimball (Cox).  Sharing Kimball’s secret is his best friend: savvy investigative journalist Sam Kolawetz (Beatty), who is unable to convince the President that the Skull really exists. 

Intending to abduct Kimball as a hostage, the Skull and his sinister Italian entourage are stunned by the Captain’s unexpected return.  Dodging assassination attempts by the Skull’s daughter (Neri), Rogers retreats to his native Southern California seeking out his trusted girlfriend: the elderly and long-married Bernie (Gillingham).  Yet, tragedy follows once the Skull’s forces trace Captain America to Bernie’s family.      

With The U.S. President held captive overseas by the Skull, it is up to the Captain and Bernie’s grown daughter (Gillingham) to rescue him from the villain’s seaside fortress.  Fittingly, the two recipients of the long-lost Super-Soldier process face off in a last confrontation with the free world’s future at stake.

Steve Rogers / Captain America: Matt Salinger

Red Skull: Scott Paulin

U.S. President Tom Kimball: Ronny Cox

Sam Kolawetz: Ned Beatty

Elderly Bernie/Sharon: Kim Gillingham

Jack: Wayde Preston

General Fleming: Darren McGavin

Valentina de Santis: Francesca Neri

Skull’s Thugs: Donald Standen; Dragana Zigic; Judranka Katusa; Robert Egon; Igor Serdan; & Raffaele Buranelli

Alaskan Surveyor: Norbert Weisser

Newscaster: Jann Carl

1936/1943:

Dr. Maria Vaselli: Carla Cassola

Tadzio de Santis: Massimilio Massimi

Young Tom Kimball: Garette Ratliff Henson

Young Sam Kolawetz: Thomas Beatty

Fleming: Bill Mumy

Bernie: Kim Gillingham

Mrs. Rogers: Melinda Dillon

Lt. Col. Louis: Michael Nouri

Tadzio’s Relatives: Mustafa Nadarevic; Bernarda Oman; Edita Lipousek; & Ljubica Dujmovic

Kimball’s Parents: Ann Bell & Scott Del Amo

U.S. Army Doctor: Scott Paulin (unrelated cameo)

Notes: This film was Beatty’s return to the genre a decade after Superman: The Movie (1978) and Superman II (1980-1981).  Though they do not share scenes in this film, McGavin & Dillon portrayed Ralphie Parker’s parents in 1983’s A Christmas Story.  Lastly, through exceedingly rare, different edits of this film apparently exist.

REVIEW:

Is Pyun’s film as inept as it is purported to be?  That depends really upon one’s expectations.  Given Menahem Golan was responsible for producing 1987’s Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, ending up with an underpowered schlock-fest is hardly a shocker.  Case in point: unnecessarily spelling out years repeatedly and such obvious locales (i.e., Washington, D.C.) from the get-go is an ominous sign to viewers that Captain America will be plagued by amateur hour theatrics.

More so, if compared head-to-head to DC Comics’ 1989 Michael Keaton/Jack Nicholson-headlining Batman and its mega-million resources, this modestly-budgeted, straight-to-video Captain America is invariably chump change.  Pendulum-wise, though, one should consider this production’s good intentions — especially, as it is the only Marvel film depicting Captain America’s familiar star-spangled costume from the comics.   

Note: For a more ‘realistic’ soldier-like look, Chris Evans’ MCU incarnation wears a costume resembling Captain America’s alternate-reality Ultimates counterpart.

The credibility accompanying such an asset, however, is sabotaged by an ultra-hokey script (which somehow construes pre-war Italy as Nazi Germany) and predictably cheesy special effects.  As a result, too many terrific actors (Cox, Beatty, McGavin, Nouri, & Dillon) are squandered when paired with castmates with significantly less talent.  Putting forth a classy effort, Cox work the hardest to anchor the film with reliable acting.  Battling a preposterous script, he doesn’t get nearly enough help.  

More specifically, the trio of Salinger, Gillingham, and Paulin mostly underwhelm in their roles.  Gillingham, to her credit, affects the challenge of playing essentially three roles: Bernie, an elderly Bernie, and her daughter, Sharon.  In this regard, she readily surpasses the one-dimensional Salinger, who at least resembles his character. As for Paulin, he presents a generic baddie whose nonsensical backstory does not improve with the Skull’s present-day villainy. 

Despite decent production values, this film’s unmistakable mediocrity is reminiscent of a previous box office flop: 1981’s The Legend of the Lone Ranger (starring Klinton Spilsbury). Case in point: Salinger and the similarly unknown Spilsbury both fall far short of replicating Christopher Reeve’s instant big-screen stardom by channeling an iconic super-hero. 

Even retaining Salinger as its lead, Captain America’s rudimentary script still could have been salvaged by a screenwriter (i.e., Tom Mankiewicz or Lorenzo Semple Jr.), with a reliable handle on adapting comic book source material for moviegoers. The bottom line is: no matter its considerable faults, Captain America tries harder to put on a good show than either 1997’s wildly misguided Batman & Robin or 2003’s Hulk.           

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:             3½ Stars

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BATMAN: SHADOW OF THE BAT # 30 (1994 DC Comics)

Written by Alan Grant.  

Art by Bret Blevins; Adrienne Roy; & Todd Klein.

Cover Art by Brian Stelfreeze.

SUMMARY:

Released by DC Comics for August 1994, the issue is entitled “Knightsend, Part 8: Wild Knights, Wild City.”  Atop a Gotham City bridge, Bruce Wayne’s Batman finally engages his unhinged successor one-on-one in nocturnal combat.  Simultaneously, ruthless mobster Selkirk’s crashed helicopter has Catwoman scrambling to retrieve from his gang a neural enabler to help save an innocent’s life.  Nightwing & Tim Drake’s Robin desperately try to intervene while protecting motorists trapped under the volatile fray above. 

To avert an explosive catastrophe, the original Dark Knight must decisively prove that he has recuperated from his injuries, especially with an unconscious Catwoman’s life hanging in the balance. 

As the ‘War of the Batmen’ heats up, this issue’s cliffhanger now shifts over to Detective Comics # 677.

REVIEW:

Accompanied by the art squad’s solid visuals, writer Alan Grant is at the top of his game.  Specifically, Grant delivers a high-octane Bat-thriller, in terms of Bruce Wayne suiting up again after being seemingly crippled.  Batman: Shadow of the Bat # 30 is definitely a worthy addition to any comics collection.  

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

After a single-page letters-and-answers column, “DC Universe # 18” hypes DC’s participation at the 1994 Chicago Comicon.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    7 Stars