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GUNMAN’S RHAPSODY

Written by Robert B. Parker

SUMMARY:

Released by G.P. Putnam’s Sons in 2001, this 290-page hardcover is novelist Robert B. Parker’s fictional take on Wyatt Earp and the circumstances relating to the ‘Gunfight at the O.K. Corral.’ 

Specifically, Parker explores Earp’s 1879-1882 stint in Tombstone, Arizona, and his half-century romance with Josephine Marcus.  After staring down notorious Texas hardcase Clay Allison, Dodge City lawman Wyatt Earp’s epiphany has him joining his family’s journey to seek their fortunes in far-off Tombstone.  Coming with him from Kansas is Mattie Blaylock, whom Wyatt deems more as an expendable housemaid rather than his common-law spouse using his surname. 

Soon enchanted by a young actress, Josephine “Josie” Marcus – the fiancée of Tombstone political hustler Johnny Behan, Wyatt (and, by extension, his brothers) encounter the grim local repercussions of pursuing this romance.  Once Wyatt and Josie’s extramarital relationship becomes public knowledge, it appears that, off-screen, a vengeful Sheriff Behan is subtly raising the town’s hot-as-hell temperatures by rallying the local rustlers to his side.  Once push ultimately comes to shoot, the Earp Brothers and John Henry “Doc” Holliday reciprocate with October 1881’s deadly gunfight, in proximity to the O.K. Corral.

After Virgil and Morgan Earp are each targeted for cowardly assassination, the laconic gambler/lawman recruits his own posse to avenge his brother Morgan’s cold-blooded homicide to the very end.  Even Josie, who had once prodded Wyatt into promising that he wouldn’t kill Behan, now urges him to make a definitive, and, if necessary, lethal stand.  With once supposed friends now his sworn enemies, Wyatt Earp relentlessly pursues his personal form of justice.

Note: This title is also available in paperback and digital formats.

REVIEW:

While countless novelists have glamorized or debunked the Wyatt Earp myth, Robert B. Parker imagines Earp’s controversial stint in Tombstone as a deadly love triangle.  Unlike Loren D. Estleman’s gritty sensory overload in 1987’s Bloody Season, Parker spends little time on Tombstone’s rival faction theory: the lawmen/gamblers vs. the local rustlers/frontier mobsters.  Without ever showing Johnny Behan masterminding any criminal schemes from the shadows, Parker’s narrative is built around Wyatt and Behan’s feud over Josephine Marcus.  Everything else essentially becomes collateral damage.   

Short of placing the mythical, long-barreled Buntline Special in Wyatt’s hands, Parker imbues his monosyllabic Earp as an Old West super-vigilante (minus a mask and cape).  Such a clichéd depiction – mirroring both Kevin Costner’s 1994 film and 1993’s Tombstone – is sufficient for Western action fare relying upon minimal character depth and generally superficial adherence to historical reality.  The macho action-romance powering Gunman’s Rhapsody, therefore, is straight from the same genre playbook that Zane Grey, William W. Johnstone, & Louis L’Amour famously utilized. 

Most impressively, Parker conveys perhaps the most plausible explanation (fiction or otherwise) as to Wyatt’s depressing relationship with Mattie Blaylock Earp.  Suffice to say, Wyatt’s cold lack of compassion makes him an unsympathetic husband/protagonist – especially the multiple sex scenes Parker allots to Wyatt & Josie’s developing love story.    

Readers, however, should first be aware of all who’s who, as Parker depicts several subplots (i.e. the pursuit of the Bisbee hold-up thieves) before dropping them, with little or no warning.  Even for those already familiar with peripheral names (i.e. Ben Sippy, Dave Neagle, Billy Claiborne, Louisa Earp, etc.), it may seem odd how some of these historical participants are either briefly mentioned or otherwise ignored.  For instance, Parker oddly omits Billy Claiborne’s cowardly presence at the O.K. Corral.

As to the famous gunfight, Parker spends less than two pages sparsely describing the actual shootout.  Then, the novel’s final third accelerates through Virgil’s crippling injury, Morgan’s homicide, and Wyatt’s final showdowns several months later pitting him vs. “Curly” Bill Brocius and ultimately Johnny Ringo.  Come the end, Parker’s single-page epilogue quickly spells out various historical fates.  Yet, this last page is so lazily added on that it is actually his novel’s worst inclusion.

While Gunman’s Rhapsody concocts an entertaining read, it is by no means a game-changing account fictionalizing Wyatt Earp and his cronies against Tombstone’s conniving forces of evil.  Yet, for those who desiring a spirited successor to Zane Grey & Louis L’Amour, then Parker’s novel hits its target almost dead on.

Note: As a suggestion, playing either the Tombstone or Wyatt Earp film soundtracks in the background adds some worthwhile mood enhancement.

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Along with a dedication to his wife, the author quotes Faust’s Marlowe as a prelude to the novel’s interpretation of the controversial Wyatt Earp/Josephine Marcus romance. 

As sporadic interludes, Parker includes ‘news bulletins’ from the year in question to provide some historical context.  It isn’t specified whether Parker is summarizing actual 19th Century newspaper accounts or even possibly that he quoting them verbatim.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                         6 Stars

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CLAIRE MALLOY: DEADER HOME & GARDENS

Written by Joan Hess

SUMMARY:

Released in 2012 by St. Martin’s Press, the 291-page Deader Home & Gardens presents Joan Hess’ eighteenth entry in her “Claire Malloy” murder-mystery series.  After returning from their Egyptian honeymoon in Mummy Dearest, newlyweds Claire Malloy and Farberville’s Deputy Police Chief, Pete Rosen, are now actively house-hunting.  Per Claire’s first-person perspective, increasingly tight quarters inside their cramped duplex while raising a self-involved teenage daughter, Caron, means finding the home of her dreams far sooner than later. 

Discovering her ideal mini-mansion in secluded Hollow Valley, Claire is perturbed that her realtor, Angela Delmond, inexplicably vanishes during their walkthrough tour.  Mirroring what Angela had said, the home Claire so badly desires isn’t exactly what it seems, given her odd potential neighbors.  In addition to a missing realtor, Claire’s amateur sleuthing determines other ominous incidents are linked to this same home. What’s even more unnerving is its connection to the odd descendants of the neighborhood’s namesake family and their prosperous tree farm.

Several months before, the home’s prior owner, Winston Hollow, had perished in an apparent fishing mishap.  Once contacted by Claire, Winston’s boyfriend and heir, Terry Kennedy, arrives from Key West to discuss the house’s potential sale with her.  Yet, Terry soon becomes another fatality.  Claire suspiciously realizes he probably won’t be the last to fall, either, as someone is willing to kill to preserve family secrets. 

With a horde of conniving Hollow relatives stonewalling her, Claire must ferret a foul scent emanating somewhere in  Hollow Valley’s quaint countryside.  No matter where the sordid truth leads Claire, she reckons there is at least one homicidal maniac waiting for her.

Note: This title is also available in paperback and digital formats.

REVIEW:

For Joan Hess fans, this routine “Claire Malloy” whodunnit isn’t likely to disappoint anyone.  Unlike Claire’s ultra-clichéd Southern in-laws depicted in Death by the Light of the Moon, Hess wisely grounds the Hollow clan’s shades of zaniness to a slightly more grounded ‘it-only-happens-in-fiction’ level.  Bolstered by the protagonist’s down-to-earth spunk and congenial humor, Deader Homes & Gardens makes for a delightfully satisfying read. 

Though it isn’t a must-have, Claire Malloy’s latest caper makes a fine cozy mystery option at the library.     

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

The author dedicates Deader Home & Gardens to her young grandchildren.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       6 Stars

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EMMA DJAN INVESTIGATION # 3: LAST SEEN IN LAPAZ

Written by Kwei Quartey

SUMMARY:

In 2023, Soho Press, Inc. released the third Emma Djan mystery: the 342-page Last Seen in Lapaz.  Working full-time at Sowah Private Investigators Agency in Ghana, twenty-something Emma Djan is presently navigating perceived strife between her boyfriend, Courage (a police SWAT team member), and her visiting/semi-meddling mother.  Emma is also embracing some adult growth, as far as resisting how religion and her mother dictate choices in her personal life. 

At the behest of her boss, Emma and colleague Jojo are assigned to search for a missing college student, who is the daughter of his influential old friend from Nigeria.  Initially, it is unknown if 18-year-old Ngozi Ojukwu willingly participated in her disappearance from the Ojukwu family home.  Through Courage’s tip, Emma finds out that Ngozi’s sleazy boyfriend, Femi, has been found brutally murdered at a local high-end brothel dubbed ‘The White House.’

Co-mingling their investigations, Emma and the police’s Detective Inspector Boateng team up to probe potential suspects.  With Femi’s cell phone missing, it likely contains crucial evidence as to Ngozi’s fate.  Before Emma goes undercover into a Ghanaian sex trafficking ring, flashbacks reveal how pivotal players (including Femi, Ngozi, and others) ultimately converged in this murder-mystery. 

Desperately saving one witness from a sexual predator, Emma finds that this repellant case involves international human trafficking extending from Africa to Europe. As revealed in flashbacks, the ruse pertains to a ‘travel agency’ offering migrants safe transportation and supposed freedom in starting new lives far away from African poverty.   

Trying to save Ngozi and, by extension, resolve Femi’s chilling homicide becomes Emma’s dual focus.  Conflicting shades of gray emerge amongst Femi’s inner circle, as the case’s true monsters begin revealing themselves. 

REVIEW:

Kwei Quarety’s Last Seen in Lapaz is a bleak literary paradox: a very likable protagonist treads into Africa’s ugly subculture of prostitution and human trafficking to save two innocent lives.  As Quartey’s note acknowledges, the plot’s degradation of human beings makes some sequences sickening. 

The author, at least, keeps most of the grisliest violence ‘off-screen,’ so to speak.  Wincing at the nasty aftermath he depicts, however, becomes a given.  To his credit, Quartey isn’t exploiting icky subject matter; rather, he is drawing his audience to its harsh realities via Emma’s storyline. 

As for Quartey’s cast, they present an intriguing pendulum.  On one side is a personable Emma Djan and her trustworthy allies.  Her family and friends, hence, are all very conventional for the detective genre, with only Emma’s personality being explored among them. 

Yet, the other side consisting of roguish ex-convict Femi, Ngozi, and a horde of illicit associates is loaded with depth.  Primarily through flashbacks, readers will witness how seemingly innocent pawns corrupted by greed, power, and lust may invariably become vipers double-crossing one another with a vengeance. 

With few exceptions, Last Seen at Lapaz’s villains convey realistic personality flaws vs. serving as genre caricatures.  Quartey’s impressive writing talent is apparent when Femi’s sordid employers finally express compassion, let alone a shocked conscience.  It makes their horrified reaction in a late scene seem plausible.  The same applies to the self-involved Femi and how his complicated personality infects others, like Ngozi.  More so, flashbacks depict Femi as caring and seemingly benevolent while his flashy present-day incarnation is shallow and often despicable towards others. 

Along with the protagonist’s appeal, the other best asset of Last Seen at Lapaz are richly-constructed guest characters supplying the plot’s mystery, along with some unpredictable twists.  Though not as slickly-produced as Veronica Mars, this novel should make one want to read more of Emma Djan’s casework – preferably in a less repulsive whodunnit. 

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Quartey provides the following (in chronological order):

  1. A map displaying West African migratory routes into Europe through Niger and Libya;
  2. His author’s note readily warns readers that scenes in this fictional story are bleak.  Quartey states that sequences are based on accounts from West African migrants and sex workers in Nigeria, Niger, and Ghana.
  3. The cast of characters alphabetized by first name;
  4. A glossary for translating Ghanaian terminology/slang used by the characters;
  5. A second glossary for Nigerian Pidgin (slang) terminology; and
  6. The book concludes with the author’s acknowledgements and gratitude.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:              7½ Stars

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CLUB PARADISE

SUMMARY:         RUNNING TIME: 1 Hr., 35 Min.

Harold Ramis both directed and co-wrote this 1986 Warner Bros. comedy.  As before with Ramis on 1980’s Caddyshack,  Brian Doyle-Murray is among the script’s collaborators and appears in a supporting role.  For the film, several of Ramis and Doyle-Murray’s fellow SCTV alumni: Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, and Joe Flaherty, among them, help fill out the ensemble cast.    

Reaping a disability insurance windfall, thirty-ish, ex-Chicago firefighter Jack Moniker (Williams) retires to the Caribbean island of Saint Nicholas.  Co-owning his musician friend Ernest’s (Cliff) seedy beachside club, Jack also now faces the wrath of the island’s corrupt prime minister, Solomon Grundy (Caesar) over Ernest’s unpaid taxes.  Needing viable cash flow, Jack is persuaded by his new girlfriend, Phillipa (Twiggy), to push Club Paradise as an ideal tropical resort option for gullible tourists.

Coinciding with Club Paradise’s first wave of mostly unimpressed guests, Grundy and the island’s wealthiest hotel owner (Doyle-Murray) scheme to sell off Saint Nicholas to foreign developers.  The only remaining obstacle is Club Paradise, which resides on the island’s best section of beach.  It’s up to Jack, Ernest, and the island’s aristocratic British governor (O’Toole) to save an imploding Saint Nicholas from a violent revolution once they decline to sell out.

Jack Moniker: Robin Williams

Phillipa Lloyd: Twiggy

Ernest Reed: Jimmy Cliff

Gov. Anthony Croyden Hayes: Peter O’Toole

Terry Hamlin: Joanna Cassidy

Voit Zerbe: Brian Doyle-Murray

Barry Nye: Rick Moranis

Barry Steinberg: Eugene Levy

Prime Minister Solomon Grundy: Adolph Caesar

Linda White & Dr. Randy White: Andrea Martin & Steven Kampmann

Pamela: Antoinette Bower

Mary Lou: Robin Duke

Model: Carey Lowell

Portia: Louise Bennett

Jackie: Mary Gross

Pilot: Joe Flaherty

Mrs. Geddes: Leonie Forbes

Ernest’s Band – Flamboyant: Sydney Wolfe, Ansel Collins, Bertram McLean, Chinna Smith, Wilburn Cole, & Christopher Meredith

Toby Prooth: Simon Jones

Swiss Businessman: Louis Zorich

Dave: Bruce McGill

REVIEW:

Given its middling script, neither Bill Murray (who had declined the lead role) nor Tom Hanks would have fared any better headlining Club Paradise.  Riding a steady flow of smooth Jamaican reggae, an easygoing vibe and gorgeous scenery exude this film’s most appealing elements.  Still, feel-good sentimentality doesn’t disguise a weak cliché-fest lazily packaged as a contrived big-screen sitcom.  Club Paradise’s paint-by-the-numbers plotting has inhabited any number of better comedies, but this good cast simply isn’t given anything funny to do. 

It mostly falls on Harold Ramis and his screenwriters that the comedic firepower of Robin Williams, Eugene Levy, Rick Moranis, and Peter O’Toole is squandered.  Case in point: Moranis and Levy’s moronic cannabis subplot goes nowhere, much like the predicaments of other Club Paradise guests. 

If, during filming, Ramis had hoped Williams’ manic improvisational energies would somehow salvage such formulaic dreck, then all involved miscalculated.  The mellow Robin Williams that filmgoers instead get in Club Paradise is his increasingly harried ‘Jack’ too often fading into the background.    

The sole pleasure in Club Paradise, suffice to say, is for its feature-length commercial hyping Jamaica.  Then again, if one is ever given a dubious option between viewing Club Paradise or 1990’s Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan tropical bore, Joe Versus The Volcano – Robin Williams wins.  His Caribbean clunker, at least, scores a few sporadic laughs.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      3½ Stars

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DAREDEVIL BY CHIP ZDARSKY, VOLUME 5: TRUTH/DARE (MARVEL Comics)

Written by Chip Zdarsky.

Art by Mattia Iacono; Marcio Menyz; Francesco Mobili; Victor Olazaba; Manuel Garcia; Le Beau Underwood; Chris Mooneyham; Rachelle Rosenberg; JP Mayer; Mike Hawthorne; & VC’s Clayton Cowles.

Collection Cover Art by Marco Checchetto & Erick Arciniega.

SUMMARY:

Released by Marvel Comics in 2020, this 144-page trade paperback collects Daredevil # 21-25 and Annual # 1 from the same year. 

In the aftermath of their alliance defending the city, Mayor Wilson Fisk orders Daredevil’s arrest for killing thug Leo Carraro.  With help from NYPD Detective Cole North, Daredevil later surrenders to the District Attorney, who is stunned by the vigilante’s secret identity.  Led by Foggy Nelson, Daredevil’s defense enlists Matt Murdock’s ex-girlfriend: Kirsten McDuffie, who doesn’t realize Matt and Daredevil are one and the same.

Due to a magical spell, a wildcard is a convenient figment from Matt’s imagination now materialized into his adult identical twin brother (and perpetual scam artist), Mike.  With Daredevil’s origin now retroactively correlating their turbulent lives growing up together, even Matt doesn’t know who Mike’s current allegiances are truly with. 

Accepting that prison is inevitable, Matt seeks out Spider Man and Tony Stark/Iron Man’s help in protecting Hell’s Kitchen from Fisk and his handpicked successor’s ongoing schemes.  Immediately worse is the mega-rich Stromwyn siblings, who have their own nefarious plans for the same neighborhood.  Also lurking is yet another shadowy presence, who may well outmaneuver rival billionaires Stark and the Stromwyns’ vast resources.

With Matt’s conscientious ideology opting for incarceration (while still retaining his masked identity), Elektra Natchios makes a stunning decision to regain Daredevil’s trust.  Guest appearances/cameos include Black Cat, Luke Cage, and Steve Rogers/Captain America.  This storyline’s additional villains include Typhoid Mary, The Hood, Hammerhead, and The Owl.

Note: This title is also available in paperback and digital formats.

REVIEW:

When on his game, writer Chip Zdarsky’s storytelling ought to be an ideal fit for this terrific art squad, as far as pitching a great read.  The reality is slightly more than half-right.  This volume’s visuals are consistently likable, but the same doesn’t apply to Zdarsky’s uneven plotting. 

Aside from playing too much off Matt’s sanctimonious attitude, the premise of Daredevil going on trial and then willingly off to prison exudes intriguing potential.  Yet, Zdarsky opts to peddle unnecessary contrivances that risk sabotaging the next arc: Elektra Natchios as a new Daredevil.

Case in point: where are Matt Murdock/Daredevil’s trusted super-friends (i.e. Black Widow) to show support during his legal predicament?  Seeing only two Avengers in civilian attire in the courtroom gallery can only infer that Daredevil has burned far too many past friendships.  Yet, among this volume’s M.I.A., shouldn’t Jennifer Walters’ She-Hulk at least have made a fitting cameo offering Matt (or, by extension, Foggy) pivotal defense strategy advice, given the circumstances? 

For that matter, wouldn’t/shouldn’t  Daredevil logically be incarcerated in one of Marvel’s super-max prisons (i.e. The Raft, The Vault, etc.)?  It also doesn’t bolster Zdarsky’s plot credibility when Elektra easily accesses Matt’s cellblock (presumably, on Riker’s Island), without any semblance of an instant security lockdown.

Such knocks are trivial by comparison to the ridiculous cliché Zdarsky most relies upon: the eye-rolling existence of Mike Murdock.  Beyond the preposterous ‘twin brother’ angle (echoing Spider-Man’s Ben Reilly clone), there is this illogical plot hiccup: why wouldn’t a supposedly savvy Mike recognize Matt as Daredevil? 

Others, like Kirsten McDuffie, might be excusable utilizing this superhero genre plot cheat.  In the dubious instance of Mike Murdock, however, it comes off as an insult to any reader’s intelligence.  All it does is make one wonder how much better Truth/Dare would have been running Matt Murdock/Daredevil ragged (switching in and out of costume), without resorting to the identical twin ploy.     

Otherwise, had Zdarsky simply tapped a plausible alternative for a Matt Murdock impersonator (i.e., the Chameleon, an evil android, etc.), then the game-changing Truth/Dare would score as a definite keeper for fans.    

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

In a full-page format, the covers by Marco Checchetto & Erick Arciniega (Issues # 21-25) and Chip Zdarsky (Annual # 1) precede their stories. 

Also, in a full-page format, the variant cover gallery consists of: Annual # 1 (artist: Declan Shalvey); Issue # 23’s ‘Timeless’ (artist: Alex Ross);  Issue # 24’s demonic ‘Knullified’ (artist: Ken Lashley); Issue # 25 (artists: Salvador Larroca & Frank D’Armata); and finally Issue # 25’s 2nd printing design variant showcasing Elektra’s Daredevil (artist: Marco Checchetto).

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     6 Stars

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THE NEW AVENGERS (HEROIC AGE) BY BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS, VOLUME 1 (MARVEL Comics)

Written by Brian Michael Bendis.

Art by Stuart Immonen; Wade Von Grawbadger; Laura Martin; Matt Milla; Rain Beredo; & Chris Elipoulos.

Collection Cover Art by Stuart Immonen.

SUMMARY:

Released by Marvel Comics in 2011, this 160-page hardcover compiles The New Avengers (Heroic Age) # 1-6 from 2010-2011.  At Commander Steve Rogers and Tony Stark’s behest, Marvel’s ex-Hero for Hire, Luke Cage, takes custodianship of a rebuilt Avengers Mansion and recruits his own team. 

With Cage as their leader, signing up are his wife, Jessica Jones; his best friend, Daniel “Iron Fist” Rand; Mockingbird; Ms. Marvel (Carol Danvers); the Fantastic Four’s Thing; and, though already committed to other Avengers rosters, both Wolverine and Spider-Man.  Their new liaison is Norman Osborn’s ex-associate, Victoria Hand, now in search of professional redemption.  Briefly seen is Hawkeye, along with various other Avengers in cameo appearances.

Meanwhile, a malevolent supernatural entity has corrupted Daimon Hellstorm, Doctor Strange, and even the current Sorcerer Supreme, Jericho Drumm – Doctor Voodoo.  Trying to defend Jericho, Voodoo’s ghostly brother, Daniel, is ominously abducted.  In a subsequent clash with the New Avengers, Iron Fist is also briefly taken captive.  As the team slowly deciphers who their adversary really is, the ultimate prize become clear: the all-powerful Eye of Agamotto.

On Earth and in another dimension, the New Avengers, Strange, Hellstrom, and Doctor Voodoo desperately make a stand against dark magical forces to save humanity.  It may necessitate a heroic sacrifice leaving the Marvel Universe’s magical world vulnerable.  Plot threads are also set in place for a sequel storyline here the New Avengers are targeted for vengeance by a ghostly nemesis.

Notes: This volume is available in both paperback and digital formats.  As to this short-lived incarnation of New Avengers, it lasted 2½ years before burning out in 2012.  Coincidentally, Bendis had shifted to X-Men, so writer Jonathan Hickman took over to begin a third incarnation of New Avengers in 2013.

REVIEW:

Beginning with its best asset, this book’s art squad devises appealing visuals making this volume almost a sufficient read.  Insurmountably, though, the detriment is writer Brian Michael Bendis overextending himself.  At the time, he was cranking out multiple Avengers titles simultaneously and seemingly rebooting these spin-offs every few years. 

Pitching an excessive slew of Issue # 1’s, it is no surprise that Bendis’ eight-year run programming the Avengers franchise eventually imploded.  Partial blame belongs to Marvel’s soft 2010 relaunch (dubbed their “Heroic Age”).  While easily surpassing Bendis’ weak revamp of his primary Avengers title, this “Heroic Age” incarnation of New Avengers is evidence of fixing something that wasn’t really broken. 

Despite his kid-friendly approach, conjuring up a supernatural plot for these New Avengers better suited for either Justice League Dark or Shadowpact clearly isn’t Bendis’ forte.  The combined star power of this rehashed team roster, therefore, seems ill-fitted to the plot.  Mortals like Luke Cage, Mockingbird, Spider-Man, the Thing, and Wolverine are subsequently left contributing too little to a generic magical crisis that Bendis doesn’t even bother to title. 

It is as if standing around, cracking weak jokes about only knowing something bad is happening, and punching random things will help these Avengers resolve a mystical cataclysm.  That’s why Bendis’ middling plot twists signal merely another day at the office for this unremarkable team.  Case in point: an uninformed Ms. Marvel rashly blasts into battle, with little to no consequence, other than Doctor Strange having to then save her. 

Note: One particularly weird sequence depicts a lethargic (almost zombie-like) Hawkeye easily pushing off a wrecked taxi (with one arm, no less) that he was trapped underneath.  Despite the world-in-peril chaos, he then inexplicably tells his wife, Mockingbird, that he is leaving on an Avengers emergency priority call that no else knows about and then skips out.  Describing this nonsensical scene (unless Hawkeye is a leftover Skrull) as out-of-character is an understatement.

By resorting to tired clichés (i.e. Bendis and his battlefield repartee) and expecting competent artwork to bail the story out, this version of New Avengers simply craves a fresh target audience – yes, the whole purpose of “Heroic Age.”  If anything, even avid Marvel readers will surely forget this creative bore in a matter of days. 

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

Starting with Issue # 2, in a full-page format, the uncredited original cover precedes each story.  The variant cover galley is also presented as full pages.  For Issues # 1-5,  artists Stuart Immonen, Wade Von Grawbadger, & Laura Martin showcased one character per issue.  Specifically, the order is # 1: Luke Cage; # 2: Spider-Man; # 3: Wolverine; # 4: Jessica Jones; & then # 5: The Thing. 

From artist Marko Djurdjevic, in a two-page montage spread, are his six Issue # 1 variants for Hawkeye & Mockingbird; Avengers Academy; Avengers; New Avengers; Secret Avengers; & Avengers Prime.  The upper half of this spread displays Djurdjevic’s finished artwork while the lower half depicts his pencil sketch version. 

Afterwards, there is Issue # 3’s “Women of Marvel Frame Variant” of Ms. Marvel from artist Joe Quinones.  Following it is Issue # 4’s “Super Hero Squad Variant” from artists Leonel Castenllani & Chris Sotomayor.  Lastly, in tone-deaf poor taste, is Issue # 5’s ghoulish “Vampire Variant” of the Cage Family by artist Stephane Perger.   

Note: New Avengers # 1 ‘s primary cover is this collection’s cover artwork.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                             5 Stars

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THE HEENAN FAMILY (ANDRE THE GIANT, HAKU, ARN ANDERSON, & BOBBY “THE BRAIN” HEENAN) VS. THE ULTIMATE WARRIORS (WWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR, JIM “THE ANVIL” NEIDHART, & THE ROCKERS: MARTY JANNETTY AND SHAWN MICHAELS) {4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match} (WWF 1989 Survivor Series: Aired 11-23-1989)

SUMMARY:              RUNNING TIME: 20:28 Min.

From the Rosemont Horizon in suburban Chicago, IL, on November 23, 1989, this four-on-four elimination tag match would conclude the WWF/WWE’s 3rd Annual Survivor Series

Captaining his self-named quartet is WWF Intercontinental Champion The Ultimate Warrior, who has recruited The Hart Foundation’s Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart and The Rockers: Marty Jannetty & Shawn Michaels.    

Led by André the Giant, the Heenan Family consists of: Haku, the Brain Busters’ Arn Anderson, and, as a supposed last-minute substitute, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan himself.  Despite Tully Blanchard’s image being advertised during the show, it is later conveyed to viewers that he had angrily left Heenan’s stable earlier that same night.    

Providing the match commentary are “Gorilla” Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura. 

Notes:  Unlike what is implied on-screen, Blanchard had been quietly released by the WWF in early November 1989.  Having given the same previous notice as Blanchard, Anderson left the WWF almost immediately thereafter.

REVIEW:

With Hulk Hogan’s main event scheduled before intermission, this Ultimate Warrior showcase ending the show is better than expected. 

Upon André’s instant exit (copying his 1989 I-C Title house show series flopping for the Warrior), this match’s enjoyment falls upon Anderson, Haku, and the Rockers.  Their combined workhorse sweat goes far compensating for Blanchard’s regrettable absence.  To a lesser degree, the same applies to Neidhart and even a game Heenan (his pratfalls are still impressive), as far as shielding the Warrior’s limited stamina.

While Anderson & Haku concoct a formidable makeshift tag team (far surpassing Haku & André’s Colossal Connection), the ultra-athletic Rockers reciprocate as high-caliber adversaries.  Also, the Neidhart-Anderson match-up is fun to watch, as far as imagining the classic tag title feud that the Hart Foundation should have had with the Brain Busters.  Despite lacking Sting’s talent, even the Warrior, in short bursts, looks good keeping up with his fellow performers.   

Inevitably, the match’s worst sequence comes at the end pitting the mighty Intercontinental Champ against a befuddled Heenan.  Even if their lame 1988 ‘weasel suit’ matches were pitched as pure comedy relief, the concept was still barely watchable.  This rehash is no different, as Jesse Ventura’s scripted assessment acknowledges that the Warrior’s gleeful bulldozing of the conniving manager is unimpressive and hardly heroic. 

Echoing Heenan’s traditional ‘heat’ with fans, the supposedly humorous finish was what the WWF thought its audience wanted.  Unfortunately, for viewers, the match’s MVP (Anderson – with plenty of welcome help from Michaels and Haku) had already exited ringside.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      6 Stars

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WILD YOUNG HEARTS (by The Noisettes)

SUMMARY:               RUNNING TIME: 36:00 Min.

Released in the U.S. by Mercury Records in September 2009, Wild Young Hearts is the second studio effort from British pop-rock/soul band, The Noisettes.  Lead vocalist/bass player Shingai Shoniwa and bandmates Daniel Smith (guitar/keyboards/back-up vocals) and Jamie Morrison (drums/percussion/back-up vocals) co-wrote the tracks.  They received additional songwriting help from George Astasio (Track 6) and John Frederick Fortis (Track 7).

The album’s ten tracks are:

  1. Wild Young Hearts   (2:56)
  2. Don’t Upset the Rhythm – Go Baby Go   (3:42)
  3. Never Forget You   (3:11)
  4. Saturday Night   (3:14)
  5. Atticus   (4:16)
  6. Every Now and Then   (3:41)
  7. 24 Hours   (3:49)
  8. Beat of My Heart   (3:24)
  9. Sometimes   (4:06)
  10. Cheap Kicks   (4:38)

Note: The band’s British distributor is Vertigo Records, which had released this album five months earlier.

REVIEW:

No matter how obscure it may be, this album’s pure fun quotient is impressive.  Anchored by Shingai Shoniwa’s effervescent vocals (sometimes reminiscent of classic doo-wop), Wild Young Hearts gleams by blending pop-rock, R&B/soul, indie rock, and dance into a bubbly pop cocktail.  For instance, with such well-written lyrics, hearing an up-tempo track inspired by Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird (Track # 5) is something else. 

Kudos should really go to The Noisettes for the depth of the album’s lyrics.  Frankly, there is not anything shallow emanating from Wild Young Hearts, especially as each track’s lyrics and melody is distinctive.

The sole detriment is that this album flies by almost too fast. Including a few bonus tracks would have been much appreciated, as there is no risk of Wild Young Hearts wearing out its welcome.  Despite falling off the Grammy Awards’ radar, this ultra-appealing 2009 Noisettes effort merits re-discovery. 

PACKAGING:

Th CD is well-protected inside a standard casing.  Without track numbers, the song titles appear on the case’s back.  Accompanied by several terrific pictures of the band, the insert booklet provides song lyrics (in poetry form), thank-you’s, and technical credits.  However, the track running times are not included.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      8½ Stars

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RODDY’S ROWDIES (“ROWDY” RODDY PIPER, “SUPERFLY” JIMMY SNUKA, & THE BUSHWHACKERS: BUTCH MILLER & LUKE WILLIAMS) VS. THE RUDE BROOD (“RAVISHING” RICK RUDE, “MR. PERFECT” CURT HENNIG, & THE FABULOUS ROUGEAUS: JACQUES & RAYMOND ROUGEAU), WITH “THE GENIUS” LANNY POFFO & JIMMY HART {4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match} (WWF 1989 Survivor Series: Aired 11-23-1989)

SUMMARY:                   RUNNING TIME: 21:27 Min.

On November 23, 1989, from the Rosemont Horizon, in suburban Chicago, IL, this eight-man elimination tag match was the second-to-last of five such matches at the 3rd Annual Survivor Series

Captaining “The Rude Brood” (aka “Rude’s Brood”) is ex-WWF Intercontinental Champion “Ravishing” Rick Rude.  Oozing almost as much conceit as Rude are his partners: “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig (with associate “The Genius” Lanny Poffo), and, with their manager Jimmy Hart, The Fabulous Rougeaus: brothers Raymond & Jacques Rougeau.  Conspicuously absent is Rude’s own manager, Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, but this matter is later explained prior to the event’s concluding bout. 

Leading his wacky “Roddy’s Rowdies” is “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.  Piper’s quartet consists of: his former mid-80s nemesis, “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka, and The Bushwhackers: Butch Miller & Luke Williams. 

The match commentators are “Gorilla” Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura.

Notes: Rude’s team justifies its nickname in their pre-match promo, not to mention their post-match gloating.  In contrast, the Piper team’s own pre-match promo (with “Mean” Gene Okerlund) is hilariously lowbrow.    

REVIEW:

Featuring lots of cartoonish fake biting, this showdown effectively scores comedy relief in the first half before giving way to solid wrestling down the stretch.  The Piper vs. Rude feud (as does Piper vs. Hennig) packs star power, but this match is subsequently stolen by Snuka & Hennig’s high-caliber showdown. 

Suffice to say, this sleeper bout where Piper’s roughhousing brutes counter the Rude squad’s finesse provides a welcome treat. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                              7 Stars

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THE 4×4’s (“HACKSAW” JIM DUGGAN, HERCULES, “RUGGED” RONNIE GARVIN, AND BRET “HITMAN” HART) VS. THE KING’S COURT (“MACHO KING” RANDY SAVAGE, DINO BRAVO, GREG “THE HAMMER” VALENTINE, & THE CANADIAN EARTHQUAKE), WITH “SENSATIONAL QUEEN” SHERRI & JIMMY HART {4-on-4 Elimination Tag Match} (WWF 1989 Survivor Series: Aired 11-23-1989)

SUMMARY:                 RUNNING TIME: 23:25 Min.

On November 23, 1989, from the Rosemont Horizon, in suburban Chicago, IL, this eight-man elimination tag match was the second of five such bouts at the 3rd Annual Survivor Series

On one side is “Macho King” Randy Savage, and his “King’s Court” consisting of: Greg “The Hammer” Valentine, Dino Bravo, and newcomer John Tenta as the “Canadian Earthquake.”  Adding nefarious star power at ringside are “Sensational Queen” Sherri and Jimmy Hart to make it practically a 6-on-4 handicap. 

Wielding actual 4×4’s for comic effect, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan leads his squad consisting of: Hercules, “Rugged” Ronnie Garvin, and The Hart Foundation’s Bret” Hitman” Hart into battle.  The match commentators are “Gorilla” Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura.

Note: Tenta replaced “Stalker” Barry Windham in this bout due to the latter’s departure from the WWF. 

REVIEW:

Though reminiscent of the André/Rick Rude team’s squashing of Duggan & Jake Roberts’ squad the year before, this eight-man slugfest still packs solid entertainment.  Its overall plotting makes sense watching Garvin, Hart, and Duggan face long odds against the villains’ superior numbers (and enormous size) after Hercules’ relatively fast exit. 

If anything, the electrifying sequences pitting Hart vs. Savage (seeing two future multi-time WWF World Heavyweight Champions against one another) is easily this showdown’s best asset. Lastly, the crowd-pleasing finish gives Duggan a welcome shot at some payback, even if it’s a case of too little far too late.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                  6½ Stars