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THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB – BOOK # 1

Written by Richard Osman

SUMMARY:

In 2020-21, Penguin Books released this 374-page paperback in Great Britain and the United States.   As British game show host and comedy writer Richard Osman’s debut novel, this mystery caper’s success has precipitated at least three sequels and possibly a future film adaptation.

In the secluded, present-day English countryside, Coopers Chase Retirement Village is a posh, inclusive community developed on property previously owned by the Catholic Church.  Among its elderly British retirees are: Ibrahim – a mostly retired psychiatrist; Joyce – a doting ER nurse and mother, who is likely the friendliest neighbor any of them have; Ron Ritchie – an outspoken and hard-nosed, social activist; and their informal leader, ex-spy Elizabeth – a former MI-5 (or MI-6) operative.  Of them, Elizabeth is the only one who isn’t widowed, but she is caring for her husband’s evident dementia. 

Setting up a weekly meeting, the quartet selects and, as a matter of keeping their minds active, reviews cold case murders.  Inspired by her comatose friend, Penny, who had been a stalwart police detective, Elizabeth shifts the group’s attention to its next project: probing the brutal homicide of the village’s building contractor, whose shady past evidently dates back at least thiry years. 

Reluctantly helping the Club seek out likely suspects are the local police: new detective Donna De Freitas and her simmering boss, Chris Hudson.  Even before one homicide can be resolved, another occurs involving Cooper Chase’s scheming developer, who has a mile-long list of potentially seething enemies.

With one, if not possibly two or more killers, on the loose, the Club’s investigation is further complicated by a grisly discovery in the cemetery adjacent to the community.  It’s up to an ever-resourceful Elizabeth and her friends to now snare an elusive culprit, who may be far closer to home than they dare realize.      

Note: This title is also available digitally and as an audiobook.

REVIEW:

The low-key, tongue-in-cheek humor lurking in some of Agatha Christie’s lesser-known works (i.e. The Man in the Brown Suit; The Seven Dials Mystery, etc.) comes to mind reading The Thursday Murder Club.  Part of this resemblance comes from Richard Osman’s inclusion of Joyce’s ‘diary entries.’

These brief shifts of narrative from third-person to first-person makes an insightful change of pace.  Exploring easygoing Joyce’s point-of-view over, say, the more dominant Elizabeth (it’s easy to visualize Judi Dench playing this role) is a smart move, as Joyce is the Club’s most down-to-earth participant. 

More so, it contributes to a welcome creative vibe reminiscent of a percolating tea kettle.  If one stays patient, Osman’s creative steam subsequently delivers the necessary goods at the right moments.  Such compensation more than makes up for the first several pages introducing the Club, which are comparatively dry. 

There’s decent odds that some readers, at the get-go, might be turned off (or simply bored) by the quartet’s casual pleasure discussing a young woman’s unresolved homicide.  Still, after that juncture, Osman’s clever storytelling picks up momentum, as plot twists and additional mini-mysteries contribute to an intriguing read where not everyone is really whom they seem.      

Deploying an unusual third-person omniscient present-tense, Osman’s quirky debut novel is a triumph for the British cozy mystery genre.  Playing off the genre’s reliance upon contrivance and outright implausibility, Osman still concocts a whodunnit gem more sophisticated than most amateur sleuth cookie-cutter formulas.

Given this book’s cast, there is at least half-dozen ongoing plot threads to keep track of (Osman makes it easy enough), so readers will left guessing as to which ones are foreshadowing and what others may prove red herrings. A leisurely surplus of character depth, in that sense, co-mingles with witty humor and poignancy to convey Osman’s well-played nods to the 21st Century’s generational gaps. 

The mystery’s final stretch, accordingly, delivers a satisfying, multi-layered resolution where not all loose ends are tied up, but most everything now makes sense.  Suffice to say, The Thursday Murder Club conjures up an original assortment of sleuths that readers will enjoy solving multiple homicides with.       

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

Osman’s paragraph-length bio is included, along with his acknowledgements section.  He also introduces an outtake scene, from Joyce’s point-of-view.  There’s a six-page sample of the franchise’s second installment: The Man Who Died Twice.  A brief interview with Osman reveals the real-life inspiration for the novel.  Lastly, “A Penguin Readers Guide” is a helpful reference for setting up book club discussions.

Note: “The Readers Guide” has one typo referencing Donna’s off-the-record contacts with the Club.  It’s Elizabeth (not Joyce) who regularly communicates back and forth with 26-year-old Donna – as if she’s her surrogate great-aunt.          

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       9 Stars

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BATMAN: THE 1989 MOVIE ADAPTATION (2019/2023 DC Comics)

Written by Dennis O’Neil.

Art by Jerry Ordway; Steve Oliff; & John Costanza.

Cover Art by Jerry Ordway.

SUMMARY:

First released in 2019 by DC Comics for the film’s 30th Anniversary, this 134-page ‘deluxe edition’ reprints the comic book adaptation of 1989’s Batman movie co-starring Michael Keaton, Kim Basinger, and Jack Nicholson.  A subsequent 2023 reprinting was issued – presumably, to capitalize on Keaton’s much-anticipated return as Batman in The Flash

In only a month, the nocturnal Batman has become a terrifying urban legend to street thugs in decrepit Gotham City.  Local reporter Alexander Knox and his glamorous new partner, photojournalist Vicki Vale, attempt to solve this mystery.  Meanwhile, Vicki falls in love with enigmatic 35-year-old billionaire Bruce Wayne, who is reluctant to share his dark secrets with her. 

Upon being double-crossed by his boss, Carl Grissom, psychotic mobster Jack Napier has transformed into Gotham’s latest warped creation: the Joker.  Hence, Batman and his new arch-enemy commence a dangerous series of face-offs.  Batman, with Vicki’s help, attempts to thwart the Joker’s mass poisoning of Gotham’s public with his sinister Smylex laughing gas.  An ominous catch-phrase has Batman subsequently realize where his obsession with Jack Napier first began. 

With an abducted Vicki’s life at stake, Gotham’s Dark Knight pursues the maniacal Joker into a climatic final showdown.  The question becomes: who rules Gotham City’s nights?

Note: This title is also available digitally.

REVIEW:

Reading this adaptation, one will immediately recognize the 1989 comic book’s limitations, in fairness to O’Neil’s lackluster rehash.  First, multiple scenes and characters are omitted – i.e. Bruce & Vicki’s initial meeting; no Harvey Dent seen; a drugged Alicia’s disfigurement revealed to Vicki, etc.  The maximum page count no doubt prioritized what O’Neil could do with the plot’s content. 

Secondly, aside from minor tweaking, O’Neil sticks close to the script’s dialogue.  Like Craig Shaw Gardner’s novelization, the cast’s improvisations (i.e. Keaton’s memorable “I’m Batman” intro) aren’t represented.  Frankly, they wouldn’t have the same effect in this medium.  The reliable O’Neil, overall, does a decent job given how he’s creatively boxed in. 

As for artist Jerry Ordway, he has a knack for conveying terrific close-up likenesses of the cast much of the time.  Still, though generally faithful to the cast’s costuming, the visuals are otherwise pedestrian.  Suffice to say, the art squad falls far short of recapturing Anton Furst’s innovative art deco design, let alone a welcome sense of the mega-budget cinematography. 

It’s unfortunate that, back in 1989, DC Comics didn’t prioritize this project to merit its artistic A-game.  It appears that DC has since refreshened (to a degree) the comic’s weak-looking inks with a more worthwhile upgrade, aesthetics-wise.

Even if this ‘deluxe edition’ isn’t a must-have, it’s a decent slice of Bat-nostalgia from DC’s archives.      

Notes: O’Neil includes one brief scene (likely deleted from the finished film) where Knox poses as Batman’s ‘corpse.’  In one set of images (replicated on the back cover), Ordway presents nice head shot close-ups of Keaton, Basinger, & Michael Gough’s Alfred.  Keaton’s depiction has a  longer-hair comb-over, which, amusingly, resembles a toupee.

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

In a full-page format, both covers of the comic’s prior release are included.  A scanned copy of Ordway’s artwork, as obvious padding, effectively doubles this book’s size.  Ironically, Ordway’s black-and-white sketches are more vividly noir than the inked version.

BRIAN’S OOD MOON RATING:                      5½ Stars

Note: Craig Shaw Gardner’s intriguing novelization depicts the movie’s intended script before Basinger replaced an injured Sean Young as ‘Vicki Vale.’ 

Hence, subsequently deleted/un-filmed scenes include Bruce & Vicki’s horseback riding sequence and a masked Bruce’s improvised horseback rescue of Vicki from the Joker and his henchmen.  This latter action sequence was replaced in the film by Bruce faking his apparent death in Vicki’s apartment before discreetly escaping to the Batcave.   

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WHITNEY HOUSTON – HOW WILL I KNOW (FUNKO STATUETTE)

SUMMARY:

Released by Funko POP Icons! in 2022, it’s a vinyl homage to Whitney Houston’s 1985 “How Will I Know” music video.  This Funko POP’s dimensions are: 2.5 X 2.5 X 3.75.  In Funko’s numbering system, this POP Icon is # 70. 

Other Houston Funko POP Icon homage statuettes include: her 1991 Super Bowl National Anthem (# 71), her 1985 debut (# 25), and her 1987 “I Wanna Dance With Somebody (With Somebody Who Loves Me)” music video (# 73).

REVIEW:

As far as mid-80’s pop music nostalgia goes, this Funko POP Icon statuette is a gem.  Immaculately produced, it delivers a welcome treat for Whitney Houston fans.

BONUS FEATURES:

A clear plastic display stand is included.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    10 Stars

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JUSTICE LEAGUE: THE JOKER AND HARLEY QUINN’S JUSTICE LEAGUE JAILHOUSE

Written by Louise Simonson.

Illustrated & Cover Art by Tim Levins.

SUMMARY:

Based off the Justice League Unlimited animated program’s continuity, Stone Arch Brooks released this 88-page paperback in 2018.  It’s among at least eight titles in this series. 

Hired by Lex Luthor, the Joker & Harley Quinn conspire to abduct the Justice League by holding them captive in a secret subterranean cavern below Arkham Asylum.  The big prize is Luthor’s ulterior motive: a defeated Superman at his mercy (or lack thereof).

With the Huntress and Flash as their first prisoners, the villains reveal that the Leaguers have been chained to an elaborate death trap where Gotham would be decimated by a bomb.  One catch is that the heroes’ vast powers have been conveniently neutralized.  The far more diabolical one is that the sole means to prevent detonation is steady (forced) laughter at video replays of the Joker’s favorite ‘greatest hits’ schemes. 

Despite already knowing the identities of their adversaries, the Man of Steel is lured into a kryptonite trap.  It’s up to Wonder Woman, Batman, Cyborg, and John Stewart’s Green Lantern to launch a counter-strike to save their teammates.  To make their strategy work, Wonder Woman risks her life to infiltrate the villainous duo’s lair by posing as their next prisoner. 

The question becomes: will this dangerous gamble save Gotham City and her teammates in time? 

Notes: Neither Hal Jordan’s Green Lantern nor Aquaman appear in this story.  The back cover reiterates the League roster, including its reserves.

REVIEW:

With excellent production values (including an easily readable font), this book doesn’t cheat its young target audience. 

Veteran comics writer Louise Simonson devises a fun little plot that seemingly evens the odds pitting two wacky Bat-villains vs. seven Justice Leaguers.  While ‘screen time’ is generally well-divided, Wonder Woman earns this story’s MVP award as Simonson’s best-written character.  As for the visuals, Tim Levins’ artwork nicely homages the look of Justice League Unlimited.  Suffice to say, this Justice League caper should be a fast read where kids will outgrow it sooner vs. later.   

Still, Justice League: The Joker and Harley Quinn’s Justice League Jailhouse is a welcome find for an elementary school library.      

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

There is a table of contents.  The League’s ‘roll call’ highlights its primary seven members: Wonder Woman; Batman; Superman; Cyborg; Flash; Hal Jordan’s Green Lantern; and Aquaman.  Another twenty League reserves are also depicted.  The League’s ‘database’ reviews a quick profile on the Joker and Harley Quinn, along with images of another thirty-four Legion of Doom villains.  An ad also identifies the covers for all eight (so far) titles in this series. 

While there is a single-page glossary, it ironically omits the climax’s biggest word: “doppelgänger.”  A few questions and some creative writing prompts are then provided for students.  Paragraph-length bios on Simonson and Levins are on the last page.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                      7 Stars

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JUSTICE LEAGUE: GORILLA GRODD AND THE PRIMATE PROTOCOL

Written by Brandon T. Snider.

Illustrated & Cover Art by Tim Levins.

SUMMARY:

Based off the Justice League Unlimited animated program’s continuity, Stone Arch Brooks released this 88-page paperback in 2018.  It’s among at least eight titles in this series. 

With the League already short-handed due to various emergencies, Batman deploys a six-member squad under Wonder Woman & Vixen’s command to Gorilla City.  This contingent consists of John Stewart’s Green Lantern; Hawkman; Green Arrow; & Ronnie Raymond/Professor Martin Stein’s rookie Firestorm.  Their mission is to recapture a fugitive Gorilla Grodd.

A routine skirmish seemingly lands Grodd and his mind-controlling gold helmet in League custody.  Yet, aboard a mid-air League Javelin jet, the conniving Gorilla Grodd’s latest evil scheme is unleashed.  Transforming Firestorm, Green Arrow, Hawkman, and Wonder Woman into his rampaging gorilla minions, Grodd sends them against Vixen & Green Lantern in downtown New York City. 

It’s up to Professor Stein to reach Ronnie’s mind to save their League teammates while there’s still time.  

Notes: While Batman plays a supporting role in this plot, Superman, Cyborg, & Flash make cameo appearances.  Neither Hal Jordan’s Green Lantern nor Aquaman appear in this story.  The back cover reiterates the League roster, including its reserves. There are at least seven other titles in this particular Stone Arch Books series.

REVIEW:

Its production values are remarkably good, including an easily readable font.  Both its comic book-faithful plot (i.e. Hawkman & Green Arrow’s mutual disdain) and appealing visuals ensure a decent diversion for the intended elementary school audience.  As the team’s rookie powerhouse, Firestorm (Ronnie Raymond & Professor Martin Stein) is highlighted in a plot reminiscent of the mid-80’s Super-Friends TV incarnations as The Super Powers Team/Galactic Guardians animated series.

There’s nothing remarkable about the story itself, as kids will likely outgrow it fast.  Still, Justice League: Gorilla Grodd and The Primate Protocol makes a fun library read for ages 8 and up.        

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

There’s a table of contents.  The League’s ‘roll call’ highlights its primary seven members: Wonder Woman; Batman; Superman; Cyborg; Flash; Hal Jordan’s Green Lantern; and Aquaman.  Another twenty League reserves are also depicted.  The League’s ‘database’ reviews a quick profile on Gorilla Grodd, along with images of another thirty-five Legion of Doom villains. 

An ad identifies the covers for all eight (so far) titles in this series.  Following a single-page glossary, a few questions and some creative writing prompts are provided for students.  Paragraph-length bios on Snider and Levins are saved for last.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                 7 Stars

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MURDER CAN HURT YOU! (1980 TV Film)

SUMMARY:          RUNNING TIME: 1 Hour, 33  Min.

From Aaron Spelling’s production company, this obscure TV mystery-comedy premiered on ABC-TV on May 21, 1980.  Roger Duchowny directed the project off veteran TV screenwriter Ron Friedman’s script. 

Mimicking 1976’s big-screen Murder By Death (which parodied Hercule Poirot, Jane Marple, Sam Spade, Charlie Chan, and Nick & Nora Charles), this spoof targets popular 1970’s American TV cops-and-robbers: i.e. Baretta; Columbo and its short-lived spin-off, Mrs. Columbo; Policewoman; McCloud; Starsky & Hutch; Ironside; and Kojak.  Even the signature TV theme songs are briefly imitated introducing these goofy counterparts.   

Outlandishly disposing of one high-profile Los Angeles undercover sleuth, the nefarious ‘Man in White’ has now declared war on L.A.’s various ‘super-cops.’  Assembling to tackle their common enemy, these bumbling police detectives soon realize they are being targeted for humiliating elimination – one by one. 

Ostensibly under Lt. Nojack’s (MacLeod) command, it’s a matter of getting their investigative teamwork together while evading screwball death traps to apprehend this sinister assassin before it’s too late.  The question becomes: who gets whom first?   

To spell out the movie’s tongue-in-cheek vibe, a cartoony band-aid adorns the opening logo. As a figurative last gag, there’s even a swipe at Dragnet actor-producer Jack Webb’s signature ‘Mark VII Limited’ logo.   

The Cast (plus the TV program the character parodies)

The Man in White: Mitchell Kreindel

Officer Pony Lambretta: Tony Danza (Baretta)

Chickie Baby the Parrot (voice only): Mel Blanc (Baretta)

Mrs. Serafina/Seraphina Palumbo: Liz Torres (Columbo/Mrs. Columbo)

Inspector Palumbo: Burt Young (Columbo)

Palumbo’s Bloodhound: Uncredited (Columbo)

Sgt. Salty Sanderson: Connie Stevens (Policewoman)

Sheriff Tim MacSkye: Buck Owens (McCloud)

Det. Studsky: Jamie Farr (Starsky & Hutch)

Det. Len ‘Hatch’ Hatchington: John Byner (Starsky & Hutch)

Chief Ironbottom: Victor Buono  (Ironside)

Parks the Pusher: Jimmie Walker (Ironside)

Lt. Nojack: Gavin MacLeod (Kojak)

Detective Starkos: Marty Allen (Kojak)

Mr. Burnice: Richard Deacon

Raquel the Prostitute: Gunilla Hutton

Marilyn the Prostitute: E. Wetta Little

Sophia the Prostitute: Tessa Richarde

Miss Virgina Trickwood: Roz Kelly

Willie the Wino: Mason Adams

Salty’s Arrested Thug: Michael DeLano

Willie’s Physician: Allen Case

Uniformed Cop: Jack Lindline

Truck Driver: W.T. Zacha

Fitzhugh the Butler: Colin Hamilton

Wealthy Couple: Carle Bensen & Harriet Medin

Candy Store Owner: Iris Adrian

‘Girls:’ Linda Lawrence & Kathy Clarke

Studsky & Hatch’s Hot Tub Dates: Uncredited

‘Stunner:’ Tanya Boyd

Other Prostitutes: Twink Caplan & Muffi Durham

Miss Trickwood’s Additional Prostitutes: Uncredited

Narrator (voice only): Don Adams

Note: Another possible inspiration might be 1977’s ITV comedy, The Strange Case of The End of Civilisation As We Know It.  This British mystery-parody co-stars Fawlty Towers’ John Cleese and Connie Booth.  Primarily spoofing Sherlock Holmes, other famed sleuths ridiculed are: Hercule Poirot; Sam Spade; Samuel McCloud; Lt. Columbo; Hawaii 5-0’s Steve McGarrett; and James Bond. 

REVIEW:

At least it’s one less insult to a viewer’s intelligence that this misguided live-action cartoon doesn’t resort to a TV laugh track.  Still, suffering through such dreck is a stark reminder of how iconic films tend to inspire a glut of TV copycats (especially for that era) – no matter how directly. 

Whether it be Star Wars – Episode IV: A New Hope vs. the original Battlestar Galactica; Smokey and The Bandit vs. The Dukes of Hazzard and B.J. and The Bear; Hooper vs. The Fall Guy; or even Tron vs. Automan, etc., the odds of these TV knock-offs equaling, let alone surpassing their big-screen inspirations were invariably nil. Let be said Murder Can Hurt You! gives even the worst knock-offs a bad name.

Given its ultra-silly premise, eye-rolling slapstick, and moronic puns posing as character names, the blatant rip-off titled Murder Can Hurt You! only bolsters Murder By Death’s stature as a comedy-spoof classic.  Neil Simon’s satiric wit, Robert Moore’s first-rate direction, and the chemistry of a game (mostly all-star) cast make Murder By Death – though it’s somewhat risqué – a gimmicky whodunnit worth multiple viewings.  Aside from the film’s assortment of wacky gags, a second viewing or more is likely necessary just to catch all the clever jibes aimed at detective story clichés.  

Murder Can Hurt You!, by comparison, lazily squanders good TV talent on a witless script and even more idiotic execution (pardon the expression).  Lame caricatures of iconic TV cops, not to mention minimal compatibility in this cast, makes watching Murder Can Hurt You! an unnecessarily grim chore.  What might have sufficed for a few chuckles as a Saturday Night Live or SCTV skit is excessively stretched out to feature-length proportions 

Even Aaron Spelling’s usually reliable production values fall far short, as if the fake backdrop scenery is embarrassed to be associated with such a cheap, made-for-TV fiasco.  Beyond cashing a paycheck, one is hard-pressed to fathom what possible artistic merit this cast imagined the script’s insipid game of misdirection possessed.  For instance, the ‘detective’s decrepit clubhouse’ scenes, or, worse yet, the balloon factory sequence, should have been instantly red-flagged by any competent talent agent. 

Deeming this whodunnit retread as TV’s answer to Murder By Death is far too literal considering Simon’s ingenious concept is swiped down to the last plot twist.  Hence, a concluding message condemning how sexist American television has unfairly neglected female cops and detectives is wasted. 

Speaking of pathetic irony, the less the said the better of Connie Stevens’ over-sexed ‘policewoman,’ not to mention, of the plot’s nonsense parading a bevy of PG-friendly prostitutes.  There’s no point debating this program’s inconsistency supposedly advocating women’s equality while shamelessly degrading them for bottom-of-the-barrel chuckles.    

Murder Can Hurt You!, suffice to say, is far too stupid to qualify for an it’s-so-bad-it’s-funny tag.  It instead merits a dubious spot on a list of the worst-ever TV movie eyesores.       

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     1½ Stars

Note: As an early 80’s alternative, there is the Zucker Brothers’ short-lived Police Squad TV series.  It was subsequently rebooted six years after cancellation into 1988’s The Naked Gun: From The Files of Police Squad, plus two subsequent sequels.

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TWICE UPON A TIME – THE SINGLES (by Siouxsie & The Banshees)

SUMMARY:             RUNNING TIME: 1 Hour, 15 Min.

This second singles compilation was released in late 1992  – by Geffen Records in the U.S. and Polydor Records in the U.K.  Specifically, the playlist consists of tunes the British band chronologically released (or, in one instance, a live version) between 1982 and 1992. 

The eighteen tracks are:  

  1. Fireworks (4:21)
  2. Slowdive (4:18)
  3. Melt! (3:47)
  4. Dear Prudence (3:51) (composers: Paul McCartney & John Lennon)
  5. Swimming Horses (4:04)
  6. Dazzle (5:30)
  7. Overground (3:51)
  8. Cities in Dust (4:07)
  9. Candyman (3:43)
  10. This Wheel’s On Fire (4:03) (composers: Bob Dylan & Rick Danko)
  11. This Passenger (4:09)
  12. Peek-A-Boo (3:10)
  13. The Killing Jar (3:58)
  14. The Last Beat Of My Heart – Live Version from Seattle’s 1991 Lollapalooza (5:26)
  15. Kiss Them For Me (4:29)
  16. Shadowtime  (4:20)
  17. Fear (Of The Unknown) (4:19)
  18. Face to Face (from 1992’s Batman Returns) (4:25).

REVIEW:

The band’s mostly upbeat melodies tend to resemble one another after awhile.  Still,  with a regular influx of upbeat pop, these eighteen moody songs should please alternative/punk rock loyalists and will likely entice a new generation of fans.  Case in point: for Track # 18, Siouxsie Sioux’s lead vocals (no doubt deliberately) eerily resemble actress Michelle Pfeiffer’s voice, as far as conveying her Catwoman’s sultry anthem heard in Batman Returns

Twice Upon A Time – The Singles, suffice to say, delivers welcome background noise.  More so, it’s an intriguing retrospective album meriting re-discovery.        

PACKAGING:

Its standard CD casing includes the tracks, producers, and their release dates listed on the back.  The booklet/insert provides each song’s lyrics, black-and-white miniature photos of the band, writing credits, and copyrights.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                          8 Stars

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THE HAVILAND TOUCH

Written by Kay Hooper

SUMMARY:

As a partial sequel to 1989’s Enemy Mine, Kay Hooper penned this 294-page spin-off in 1991. 

For wealthy British American adventurer and amateur archaeologist Drew Haviland, it’s been several months (most likely, the year before) since the events of Enemy Mine.  In suburban Washington, D.C., a chance encounter with a familiar emerald necklace sets up Haviland for an awkward reunion with its prior owner.  She’s the demure ex-fiancée who had jilted him a decade before.  He hasn’t forgotten Spencer Wyatt, nor has he processed why she left him for another (and clearly lesser) man.   

Now a 28-year-old divorcée, an emotionally exhausted Spencer barely resists off Haviland’s aggressive romantic advances amidst coping with her family’s rapid financial decline.  To comfort her dying and increasingly senile father, Allan, Spencer (his only child) seeks to complete his lifelong obsession: discovering the legendary and priceless Hapsburg Cross in its secluded hiding place somewhere in Western Europe.

Following her father’s extensive notes and journals, Spencer stubbornly intends to go it alone on this dangerous journey.  Given Spencer’s knack for correlating historical knowledge with insights re: human nature, it may prove welcome compensation for an amateur treasure hunter. 

Scoffing at her utterly remote chances, a condescending Haviland soon realizes that he has misjudged the surprisingly resilient Ms. Wyatt.  Growing emotionally attached to Spencer, an overnight burglary convinces Haviland to join her overseas search, whether she likes it or not. 

Likely awaiting them in Austria is Haviland’s ruthless arch-nemesis, Lon Stanton, who won’t hesitate to kill first to claim the Cross.   Even with help from Enemy Mine’s Kane & Tyler Pendleton, not to mention Interpol’s Burke Corbett,  Haviland senses in horror that Stanton’s deadly ace is abducting Spencer. 

Haviland and Spencer gradually accept that their destinies have become intertwined, but will their future together be short-lived?

Notes: The Jove paperback reprint (as seen below) was issued in 2005.  This title is also available digitally and in hardcover.

REVIEW:

The Haviland Touch, in general terms, is a forgettable getaway Kay Hooper concocted early in her literary career.  From the start, Hooper devises an appealing heroine in Spencer Wyatt, though she is far too easily overwhelmed by the macho Haviland’s presence.  Initially depicted as a domineering bully, Hooper’s slick storytelling quickly reshapes Drew Haviland into a suave knight-in-shining armor with a sensitive side. 

It’s easy to visualize a blond Hugh Jackman twenty years ago inhabiting this kind of generic hero.  Opposite him, casting options might include Reese Witherspoon, Eliza Dushku, Jordana Brewster, or Scarlett Johannson, as the petite brunette, Spencer.  Then again, it’s just as plausible imagining Miss Scarlet and The Duke’s Kate Phillips and Stuart Martin pairing up as Spencer & Drew.   

Regardless of any what-if film adaptation, there’s no subtlety delaying how Spencer Wyatt predictably becomes Haviland’s damsel in distress in this present-day fairy tale-meets-Indiana Jones.  Hence, the undemanding Haviland Touch, for the romantic adventure genre, isn’t remotely innovative, as far as playing anywhere outside the numbers.  Hooper, for instance, opts to pitch a few extended (and eye-rolling) sex scenes before briefly deploying her story’s suspenseful twists in its last fifty pages. 

Still, this formulaic tale offers a fast and relatively likable read before one moves on to bigger and better plots.

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

A brief supplemental note has Hooper acknowledge this storyline (including any Hapsburg Cross) is completely fictional.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                   4½ Stars

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PULP FICTION [1994 Movie Soundtrack]

SUMMARY:                  RUNNING TIME: 41:11 Min.

Released by MCA Records in 1994, the film soundtrack includes dialogue clips from the movie between tracks.  With twelve songs, the album’s sixteen tracks are as follows:

SIDE 1:  

  1. Dialogue Clip: “Pumpkin and Honey Bunny” (voice actors: Tim Roth & Amanda Plummer) explicit (2:27)
  2. Misirlou (by Dick Dale & His Del Tones) (1:42)
  3. Dialogue Clip: “Royale With Cheese” (voice actors: John Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson) explicit (3:05)
  4. Let’s Stay Together (by Al Green) (3:15)
  5. Bustin’ Surfboards (by The Tornadoes) – instrumental (with wave sound effects) (2:26)
  6. Lonesome Town (by Ricky Nelson) (2:13)
  7. Son of a Preacher Man (by Dusty Springfield) (2:25)
  8. Dialogue Clip: “Zed’s Dead, Baby” (voice actors: Maria de Medeiros & Bruce Willis) followed by Bullwinkle, Part II (by The Centurions) (2:31).

SIDE 2:

  1. Dialogue Clip: “Jack Rabbit” Slims Twist Contest” (credited voice actor: Jerome Patrick Hoban) followed by You Never Can Tell (by Chuck Berry) (3:12)
  2. Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon (by Urge Overkill) (3:09)
  3. If Love is a Red Dress (Hang Me in Rags) (by Maria McKee) (4:55)
  4. Dialogue Clip: “Bring Out The Gimp” (voice actors: Peter Green & Duane Whitaker) followed by Comanche (by The Revels) (2:10)
  5. Flowers on The Hill (by The Statler Brothers) (2:23)
  6. Dialogue Clip: “Personality Goes a Long Way” (voice actors: John Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson) (1:00)
  7. Surf Rider (by The Lively Ones) – instrumental (3:18)
  8. Dialogue Clip: “Ezekiel 25:17” (voice actor: Samuel L. Jackson) (0:51).

Note: This soundtrack is also available in CD and digital formats.  The vinyl edition has evidently been re-released multiple times.

REVIEW:

Enjoying spot-on audio quality, this highlight reel of an album supplies an ideal accompaniment for Pulp Fiction afficionados.  None of the dozen tunes, curiously enough, are must-haves on their own.  Yet, once assembled as a mostly 60’s retro playlist, the tracks become catchy. 

With this album’s groovy tunes flying by fast, the Pulp Fiction soundtrack cuts an entertaining slice of mid-90’s pop nostalgia.     

PACKAGING:

The album’s contents are accurately included on both the back cover and the record itself.  The included sheath keeps the record well-protected.  To MCA Records’ credit, the parental advisory label is easy to spot.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       8 Stars