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LOST HIGHWAY (by Bon Jovi)

SUMMARY:          APPROX. RUNNING TIME: 50:00 Min.

In 2007, Mercury Records released Bon Jovi’s tenth studio album, Lost Highway, as the band’s first entry in the Contemporary Country genre.  Lost Highway was subsequently nominated for a 2008 Grammy for Best Pop Vocal Album.

With several tunes composed by various members of Bon Jovi, the twelve tracks are:

  1. “Lost Highway”           (4:13)
  2. “Summertime”            (3:17)
  3. “(You Want to) Make A Memory   (4:36)
  4. “Whole Lot of Leavin’”   (4:16)
  5. “We Got It Going On” (with Big & Rich)    (4:12)
  6. “Any Other Day”         (4:01)
  7. “Seat Next to You”      (4:21)
  8. “Everybody’s Broken” (4:11)
  9. “Till We Ain’t Strangers Anymore” (with Leeann Rimes)  (4:43)
  10. “The Last Night”         (3:32)
  11. “One Step Closer”       (3:35)
  12. “I Love This Town”     (4:37).

REVIEW:

It’s a solid effort, though Lost Highway isn’t necessarily a must-have.  If compared to Bon Jovi albums from the band’s big-hair rock prime, Lost Highway explores an intriguing change of pace.  Specifically, Bon Jovi opts for a middle-of-the-road (pardon the expression) approach between upbeat rock and a Contemporary Country bar band.  The end result delivers – probably more as smooth quantity than surefire quality.

Tracks # 3: (You Want to) Make A Memory and # 5: We Got It Going On (with Big & Rich), for instance, are standout tunes in an album where the melodies tend to blend together.  That’s not a knock so much, as one can appreciate Bon Jovi’s attempt at a more introspective and mature sound.  Well-played team-ups with Big & Rich and Leann Rimes, in that sense, demonstrate nuances in the band’s artistic depth. 

Still, Lost Highway consistently sticks to a formula of low-key, appealing tracks that won’t likely linger with listeners afterwards.  This album, nonetheless, is a classy road trip to take with Jon Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, and their pals.    

PACKAGING:

The list of tracks and their running times are provided on the CD case.  The insert booklet includes: each song’s lyrics and credits; the album’s technical credits; thank-you’s; and an assortment of color and black-and-white photos of the band.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                          7 Stars

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THE LAST OUTLAWS: THE DESPERATE FINAL DAYS OF THE DALTON GANG

Written by Tom Clavin

SUMMARY:

Released in 2023 by St. Martin’s Publishing Group, this Tom Clavin title is available in multiple formats: digital, hardcover, audiobook, large-print hardcover, and, presumably, paperback, at a later date. Per the photo below, the edition reviewed here is the large print edition — it is distributed through Thorndike Press and shares the same cover artwork as the St. Martin’s hardcover. 

The prologue begins in April 1931, as an aging Emmett Dalton briefly returns (with his wife) to Coffeyville nearly forty years after the infamously botched dual bank heist where multiple citizens and four Dalton Gang members were killed.  With mixed emotions, Emmett personally reflects upon the headstone he had purchased to adorn the shared gravesite of his brothers, Bob and Grat Dalton, and associate Bill Power. The somber departure of Emmett and his wife from the cemetery initiates Clavin’s narrative in flashback.

‘Act I: The Daltons’ summarizes the Daltons’ ancestral past and their maternal link as cousins to the Youngers: Cole, Jim, Bob, and John (who was killed years prior to the failed Northfield raid). More so, Clavin describes the Youngers’ criminal activities with brothers Jesse & Frank James dating back to the Civil War. By war’s end, the Youngers and the two James brothers had shifted from Confederate guerillas to professional criminals.  Upon the James/Younger Gang’s bloody failed 1876 bank heist in Northfield, Minnesota, Jesse and Frank James had fled back to Missouri.  The three wounded Youngers, however, were left behind to face capture and then be sent to prison for decades. 

In the years to come, Judge Isaac Parker and a vigilant division of U.S. Marshals would be hard-pressed protecting the Mid-South region from a seemingly unending reign of terror by roving criminals.  After the heinous murder of older brother Frank Dalton, as one of Parker’s deputy marshals, brothers Grat, Bob, and Emmett Dalton all briefly pursued careers as lawmen. 

Corruption and incompetence ended the three younger Daltons’ law-abiding aspirations and precipitated their escape to California.  Bungling their first train heist, Bob and Emmett’s antics implicated Grat, and much to his chagrin, another older brother: Bill.  Simmering with resentment, Bill’s subsequent attitude was that, if he was going to be unfairly branded an outlaw (by his surname), then he might as well become one.

Having fled back to Oklahoma and Kansas, now-professional thieves Bob and Emmett officially assemble their dubious gang in mid-1891, per ‘Act II: The Gang.’  Including Bill Doolin and a fugitive Grat, the gang’s notoriety over a series of train robberies soars – even if they were really more lucky than good making their escapes and evading capture. 

‘Act III: The Lawmen’ examines the U.S. Marshals, an assortment of local posses, and the train industry’s detectives, as they all join the hunt for the elusive Daltons and their cronies.  Among these determined manhunters are U.S. Deputy Marshals Bill Tilghman, Chris Madsen, and Heck Thomas – each of whom is profiled.

By early October 1892, the Daltons intend to make one last profitable score and then flee the region – all the way to South America, if necessary. As Emmett would readily acknowledge decades later, the relentless pursuit by Heck Thomas and his posse had expedited the gang’s decision-making. Specifically, they sensed that Thomas was only mere days away from catching up to them.

Opting to rob their hometown’s two banks simultaneously in broad daylight, the Daltons’ grisly demise in Coffeyville unfolds in ‘Act IV: The Shoot-Out.’  Left out of the Coffeyville disaster, the remaining gang members would soon reassemble under Bill Doolin and Bill Dalton’s shared command.  This spin-off group of desperadoes became known as the Doolin-Dalton Gang — this gang’s other monickers include the original ‘Wild Bunch;’ ‘The Oklahoma Long Riders,’ and, though Clavin doesn’t mention it: ‘the Oklahombres.’ 

Per the concluding ‘Act V: The Desperadoes,’ the two Bills (Doolin and Dalton) lead a more successful and evidently competent crew over the next few years.  Still, due to the persistence of Thomas, Madsen, and Tilghman, virtually all of the Doolin-Dalton contingent and various associates are ultimately killed or nabbed one by one.  Saved for last, Clavin reveals the fates of the surviving players and/or their families.  As far as Clavin is concerned, though long overlooked by history, he considers the wily Bill Doolin the Old West’s ‘last outlaw.’    

Note: Though Clavin makes a logical case for Doolin, two of this desperado’s old associates could make equally valid claims as the Old West’s ‘last outlaw.’ Including stints in prison and then Hollywood (I kid you not), these other two outlaws/killers would Roy Daugherty (aka ‘Arkansas Tom’ Jones) and Belle Starr’s distant nephew, Henry Starr – both of whom Clavin briefly profiles.

After years in prison and a failed try at Hollywood fame, Daugherty/Jones went back to bank robbing. As a fugitive from justice, he was ultimately killed in 1924 in a shootout with a Joplin, MO policeman.

Curiously reminiscent of Emmett Dalton, Starr’s post-prison life including a memoir and even starring in his own bio-pic. Per his own return to bank robbing, Starr updated to the 20th Century by switching to fast cars and automatic weapons for his getaways. He later suffered mortal wounds ‘on the job’ in 1921 during a Harrison, AR bank heist. Hence, Starr was a high-profile predecessor for the likes of John Dillinger, “Baby Face” Nelson, Bonnie & Clyde, and “Pretty Boy” Floyd.

REVIEW:

Aside from a few sporadic typos (which might be limited to the large print edition), Clavin pens another solid and insightful narrative.  That said, The Last Outlaws isn’t Clavin’s best work on the Old West – too often, his conversational style is somewhat languid and excessively constructed to fit his dramatic five-act storyline. 

For instance, the prologue depicting an aged (and semi-remorseful) Emmett Dalton and his wife revisiting Coffeyville comes off as a dialogue-driven sequence meant for historical fiction (or even a film).  Unlike Clavin’s other Old West works, readers will sense that he sometimes overindulges into theatrics vs. sticking to the reporting of historical facts.  Though intentionally hilarious, Clavin’s propensity for jibes (i.e. sarcastically discussing ‘unenviable’ names and nicknames in Act V) may also be a bit distracting to readers.  The flip side is that Clavin’s humor offers some welcome compensation for unavoidable monotony explaining the historical framework.   

It surely isn’t Clavin’s fault that the biographies of his primary subjects (Bob, Emmett, Grat, and Bill Dalton) are more pathetic than compelling in this ‘good brothers gone bad’ account.  Had Clavin instead structured his book around the ‘Three Guardsmen of Oklahoma:’ Heck Thomas, Bill Tilghman, and Chris Madsen (and thereby demoting the Daltons to secondary importance), that concept might have had intriguing possibilities. 

Nonetheless, Clavin’s research is reliable enough in spelling out the complete Dalton/Doolin gang activities and how law enforcement finally brought these cretins to justice.  The Last Outlaws, in that sense, likely presents one of the best contemporary analyses of this subject – especially the underrated efforts of ‘The Three Guardsmen.’

ADDITIONAL FEATURES:

A table of contents is provided, where the book’s thirty-five chapters are divvied up within five ‘Acts.’  That’s not counting Emmett Dalton’s prologue and an epilogue further detailing the fates of some survivors and/or their families. 

Next up is a black-and-white map of the American Midwest in the early 1890’s.  Prior to the actual text, the author’s note readily acknowledges that his book’s title isn’t quite accurate – given the notoriety of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid’s ‘Wild Bunch’ out West had still yet to come.

Clavin includes an acknowledgments section, a bibliography, and a brief summary of his credits.  Though it would have been helpful, there isn’t an index.     

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                     7 Stars

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MURDER, SHE WROTE: MURDER IN MILAN (Season 9: Episode 1)

SUMMARY:           APPROX. RUNNING TIME: 47:00 Min.

First airing on CBS on September 20, 1992, Anthony Pullen Shaw (Angela Lansbury’s son) directed this ninth season premiere off Laurence Heath’s script. 

Jessica Fletcher’s (Lansbury) novel, All The Murderers, has been adapted into a high-profile blockbuster film set to premiere at a glitzy Milan film festival – reminiscent of Cannes.  Friendly with Jessica, the film’s producing partners: Catherine Wayne and Tom Hiller (Blakely and Desiderio); its up-and-coming director, Jim Randall (Kroeger); leading lady Louise Thayer (Pinsent); and her screenwriter father, Andrew (Coe), are all in attendance.  The same applies to Jessica’s famous friend, Marcello (Romero), and a rival film producer, Steve Morrison (Gleason). Also present is Paul Crenshaw (Harper), who bears mutual professional hostility towards Wayne.  

Randall and Morrison unsuccessfully try double-teaming Ms. Wayne to release Randall from his binding two-year contract. That way, he can direct Morrison’s upcoming high-profile project.  Wayne, to her chagrin, finds that her film’s star (and now Randall’s fiancée), Louise, is hardly inclined to help keep him from being poached from his contractual commitments.  More so, unexplained cost overruns exceeding a million dollars from the end of the film’s production has perplexed Wayne, Hiller, and Randall. 

With Randall on the phone in another room, someone decides to brutally murder the chilly Ms. Wayne inside her posh hotel suite.  Randall is arrested as the crime’s prime suspect, but Louise is the first one to discover the corpse.  It’s then up to Jessica and the local police inspector (DiCenzo) to find Catherine Wayne’s desperate killer.                    

Jessica Fletcher: Angela Lansbury

Catherine Wayne: Susan Blakely

Marcello Abruzzi: Cesar Romero

Jim Randall: Gary Kroeger

Steve Morrison: Paul Gleason

Tom Hiller: Robert Desiderio

Inspector Lombardo: George DiCenzo

Louise Thayer: Leah Pinsent

Andrew Thayer: George Coe

Paul Crenshaw: Robert Harper

Giorgio (paparazzi photographer): Time Winters

Hotel Maid: Grace Kent

Press Agent: Mary Wickliffe

Reporter: Paul Ryan

Other Reporters: Uncredited

Countess: Barbara Pilavin

Party Attendees: Uncredited Extras

Hotel Guests: Uncredited Extras

Milan Policemen: Uncredited

Catherine’s Office Staff: Uncredited

Note: Nearly all of this supporting cast had previously appeared on Murder, She Wrote in different guest roles.

REVIEW:

This formulaic ninth season opener serves up glitzy style without the substance.  Aside from wasting Cesar Romero and George DiCenzo in minor roles, the script’s biggest whodunnit mistake is that only the eventual culprit appears remotely suspicious.  Working with a decent guest cast, Angela Lansbury’s Jessica Fletcher makes it look far too easy disposing of this tepid case.  Specifically, Jessica (and her off-screen London legal team) conducts even the most basic investigative work that the Milan police inspector conveniently overlooks.     

Besides telegraphing the culprit and far too little police work, Laurence Heath’s weakly-devised script makes a third glaring blunder.  By depicting ‘Catherine Wayne’ as a tough yet otherwise reasonable businesswoman, it negates virtually the entire suspect roster, in terms of any plausible motive to kill her. 

Had Susan Blakely’s character been conveyed more as a mean-spirited villainess tempting a harsh fate (no matter how clichéd it sounds), there would at least be some potential for a suspect’s intriguing plot twist.  Yet, the closest viewers get to such a twist is the inference that no one sheds an iota of grief over her brutal death – even Jessica just shrugs it off.  Instead, everyone comes off as far more self-involved in posed glamour photos for the paparazzi (i.e. the image going into the closing credits).

The victim’s meaningless death spells out how hollow Heath’s underwhelming script really is — and the less said about the ludicrous crime once finally revealed in flashback the better. “Murder in Milan,” in theory, might have been a solid Murder, She Wrote premise. Unfortunately, its vacuous pap fails to generate an ounce of suspense.      

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                  2 Stars

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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, VOLUME 3: SPIDER-VERSE (MARVEL Comics)

Written by Dan Slott.

Art by Olivier Coipel; Guiseppe Camuncoli; Cam Smith; Wade Von Grawbadger; Livesay; Victor Olazaba; Mark Morales; & Justin Ponsor.

Spider-Feast’  Interlude Written by Dan Slott.

Spider-Feast’  Interlude Art by Giuseppe Camuncoli; Cam smith; Antonio Fabela; & VC’s Travis Lanham.

Collection Cover Art by Olivier Coipel; Wade Von Grawbadger; & Justin Ponsor.

SUMMARY:

Released by Marvel Comics in 2015, this 144-page trade paperback compiles that same year’s The Amazing Spider-Man # 9-15.  

From their interdimensional stronghold (Loomworld – Earth 001), Morlun’s insatiable vampire clan (‘The Inheritors’) plunder other Earths. For their insidious hunting season: specifically, these vampires are overpowering and consuming a plethora of Spider-Totems (unsuspecting Spider-Men and evidently Spider-Women) throughout Marvel’s multiverse.  Three subsequent captives: the Other, the Bride, and the Scion, will be later sacrificed for the Inheritors’ secret endgame – to finally destroy the multiverse’s so-called Spider-Totems.    

On Marvel’s primary Earth (Earth-616), an incredulous Peter Parker, Cindy “Silk” Moon, Jessica Drew’s Spider-Woman, Anya Corazon’s Spider-Girl, and Peter’s wounded clone, Kaine, are recruited into a growing resistance force of Spider-Totems from different continuities. 

Among them are: the Ultimate reality’s Miles Morales and Jessica Drew; the MC2’s  orphaned May “Mayday” Parker and her infant brother, Benjy; Star Comics/Marvel Tails’ anthropomorphic Peter Porker the Spectacular Spider-Ham; Gwen Stacy’s Spider-Gwen/Ghost-Spider; Miguel O’Hara’s Spider-Man 2099; clone Ben Reilly’s Spider-Man; Spider-Man Noir; and Dr. Octopus’ own ‘Superior Spider-Man,’ plucked from a different point in Earth-616’s timeline. 

Given his prior victories over Morlun, Earth-616’s Spider-Man reluctantly assumes command of his diverse counterparts.  Spider-Man is also forced to rely on Dr. Octopus’ self-serving ‘Superior’ science, if any weakness of Morlun’s bloodthirsty clan can be exploited. 

In spite of an advantage in sheer numbers, the Spider-verse’s survivors are decimated in ambushes by Morlun’s overwhelming forces.  Side missions (including recruiting additional Spider-Men from more alternate realities) and last-minute escapes into various Earths sets up the climax: a desperate invasion of Morlun’s Loomworld.  A fateful showdown will decide the legacy of the multiverse’s Spider-Men, including Morlun’s three captives.    

Notes: This title is available digitally.  Marvel Comics specifies tie-in references to other Spider-titles and their issue numbers for this crossover.  Hence, one shouldn’t mistake this single volume as the complete ‘Spider-Verse’ saga.

REVIEW:

Aside from grisly inferences and occasional confusion (i.e. how many Spider-characters is an average reader supposed to keep track of?), writer Dan Slott keeps his ambitious plotting on track.  Including homages to Spidey’s animated and Japanese TV counterparts, Volume 3: Spider-Verse delivers an intriguing and surprisingly coherent read for adults. Bits of well-played comedy relief supply an extra asset, including a late sight gag that seemingly comes out of nowhere.  

As clarification, parents should not presume this title as kid-friendly.  Though they aren’t ultra-graphic, the vampire scenes are unsettling.  In depicting Morlun’s clan, Slott lays his script’s debauchery down thick.  Still, Slott’s complex (and somewhat bewildering) storyline is bolstered by consistently high-caliber visuals.  The art squad answered a creative challenge distinguishing so many Spider-Men (and Spider-Women) from one another, especially in group shots.  Their visual teamwork is indeed impressive.

If anything, The Amazing Spider-Man, Volume 3: Spider-Verse presents a likely must-have for Spider-Man’s ardent fans – in particular, for those thrilled with the character’s alternate-reality variants.  The icky sequences (though mostly off-screen), however, may determine if this particular epic is really more a purchase or a library rental.            

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

Each full-page cover precedes its story.  Cover artists are the following: Issues # 9-12 (Olivier Coipel & Justin Ponsor); Issue # 13 (Coipel, Wade Von Grawbadger, & Ponsor); and Issues # 14-15 (Giuseppe Camuncoli, Cam Smith, & Ponsor). 

Sporadically included are:

  • Three variant covers (Issue # 13 – artists Salvador Larocca & Israel Silva; Issue # 14 – artist Phil Noto; and Issue # 15 – artist Simone Bianchi) are shrunk to 1/3 size to fit one page. 
  • A single page combines artist Jeff Wamester’s variants for Issues # 9-14
  • Another single-page combined variant is artist Skottie Young’s from Superior Spider-Man # 32 and Issue # 9.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                       7½ Stars

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MURDER, SHE WROTE: MURDER — ACCORDING TO MAGGIE (Season 6: Episode 17)

SUMMARY:          APPROX. RUNNING TIME: 47:00 Min.

First airing on CBS on March 4, 1990, John Llewellyn Moxey directed this episode off a script by the program’s co-creator/executive producer, Peter S. Fischer. 

Per a regular practice for Murder, She Wrote’s sixth season, “Murder – According to Maggie” briefly depicts Angela Lansbury’s ‘Jessica Fletcher’ in the first scene introducing the subsequent standalone story.  There is a dual purpose: 1. To allow an elderly Lansbury extended vacation breaks from filming, and 2. To test the waters for potential spinoff options. In this instance, Jessica introduces a tale about her former writing student, Mary Margaret “Maggie (aka “M.M.”) McCauley (Canova)

Unable to get her heartfelt poetry and more down-to-earth literary works published, Maggie has reluctantly established herself in Hollywood’s TV industry.  As the stressed creator/executive producer/head screenwriter of a popular, hard-nosed cop drama, “Beat Cop,” Maggie battles both her ungrateful cast and self-serving TV network executives.  With the likelihood of “Beat Cop” being abruptly cancelled by the scheming network president (Sandy), someone opts to influence that decision through homicide. 

Given that the murder weapon is his own prop gun, the show’s egocentric moron of a star, Bert Rodgers (Thomerson), is subsequently arrested as the prime suspect.  Under pressure from executives (Hickman and Guilbert) to save “Beat Cop,” a snarky Maggie must then play amateur detective.  Evading disapproval from the condescending LAPD homicide detective (Arndt) she is dating, Maggie probes a plethora of self-serving secrets off the set of “Beat Cop.”  As she fears, it’s likely that one of her own show’s insiders committed murder for an ulterior purpose.           

Jessica Fletcher: Angela Lansbury

Mary Margaret “Maggie” McCauley: Diana Canova

Bert Rodgers: Tim Thomerson

Dana Darren: Leann Hunley

Andy Butler: Bruce Kirby

Brian Thursdan: Dwayne Hickman

LAPD Lt. Vince Palermo: Denis Arndt

Julie Pritzer: Talia Balsam

Keith Carmody: Gary Sandy

Leo Kaplan: Paul Kreppel

Harriet De Vol: Ann Morgan Guilbert

Director: Tom Troupe

Screening Room Projectionist: Vince Howard

LAPD Uniformed Cops: Paul Ganus, Ron Steelman, & Myles O’Brien

Dooley: Greg Norberg

Burnsie: Ben Stack

Vi: Miriam Flynn.

REVIEW:

Entertainment-wise, this derivative episode (*see below) is easily watchable yet just as easily forgotten. In terms of actual storytelling substance, unfortunately, it’s weak stuff – including Lansbury’s forgettable contribution.  Aside from guest star Diana Canova’s fun presence, the episode’s backstage TV industry chuckles provide its other endearing asset. 

With Fred Dryer’s Hunter as a then-Nielsen ratings rival, it’s obvious that Murder, She Wrote pitches its “Beat Cop” as some good-natured parody along the lines of Police Squad.  Despite an amusing premise, this episode is self-sabotaged by too many subpar contrivances and the cast’s purely routine performances.  Ironically, in terms of laziness, the script’s mediocrity mirrors that of the even more insipid “Beat Cop.” 

The following revelation isn’t meant as a plot spoiler, but to demonstrate a sample of the storyline’s dreadful plotting.  Specifically, the mystery’s pivotal clue is ridiculous, as it somehow precipitates Maggie and the culprit then converging alone after hours at the studio.  More so, the LAPD have conveniently deduced the same via lab testing before showing up right on cue.  Calling this silly climax a Hollywood TV murder-mystery cliché is frankly an insult to clichés.  More so, the innocuous item providing the script’s eye-rolling clue might be the epitome of inoffensive TV murder-mystery pap.

Peter S. Fischer’s lighthearted script laughs at macho TV cop shows (and, by extension, Hollywood’s jaded industry), but “Murder – According to Maggie” is hardly a gem itself.  It’s just a shame that Canova’s appealing character sinks into rerun oblivion with an inferior whodunnit.         

*Note: Déjà vu!  Moxey and Fischer trotted out this spoofy Murder, She Wrote premise once before in Season Four’s “Steal Me A Story.” In that instance, the fictional TV detective show they gleefully knock is Jack Klugman’s Quincy, M.E. – it’s a bit of foreshadowing considering CBS debuted Diagnosis: Murder six years later. 

Unsurprisingly, this decent Season Four episode suffers the same problem: lots of good TV insider jokes, but its formulaic mystery isn’t really much of a whodunnit. Between the two of them, “Steal Me A Story” surpasses “Murder – According to Maggie,” due to a slightly more complex plot … and a few extra originality points.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                   4 Stars

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HULK/SPIDER-MAN: JOE FIXIT (MARVEL Comics)

Written by Peter David.

Art by Yildiray Çinar; Dee Cunniffe; Matt Milla; & VC’s Ariana Maher.

Incredible Hulk # 347 Written by Peter David.

Incredible Hulk # 347 Art by Jeff Purves; Mike Gustovich; Valerie Gustovich; Petra Scotese; & Joe Rosen.

Collection Cover Art by Cully Hamner & Jordie Bellaire.

SUMMARY:

Released by Marvel Comics in 2023, this 136-page trade paperback collects the complete Joe Fixit # 1-5 limited series from that same year. 

Returning home to Mary Jane, Peter Parker is passing through the Las Vegas airport, only to catch sight of Wilson “The Kingpin” Fisk.  Conveniently overhearing Fisk’s intention to confront casino owner Michael Berengetti, Peter knows his old enemy up to no good. More so, Berengetti has a formidable bodyguard: the gray-skinned Hulk, aka ‘Joe Fixit.’  Peter gleefully imagines that Fisk is oblivious to this gamma-powered and easily irritable roadblock. 

Tailing Fisk to the Strip’s Coliseum Casino, Spider-Man intervenes when Fisk and his rent-a-goon resort to intimidation tactics on Berengetti. Specifically, the Kingpin seeks to force some local cooperation against the incoming Maggia. It’s a mobster’s prelude, of course, as Fisk intends to take over Berengetti’s casino himself. 

As the casino’s enforcer, the Hulk (aka Joe Fixit) easily dispatches Fisk and his thug from the premises.  However, Spider-Man is rewarded for his own efforts with a temporary layover to join the casino’s luxuries.  Meanwhile, Fisk’s revenge consists of a mind-controlling neurotoxin against the Hulk, which unleashes a casino-busting berserker rage. 

Spider-Man has little chance against a manipulated ‘Joe Fixit,’ unless Bruce Banner’s subconscious helps him.  A brief flashback depicts Spider-Man and Banner/Hulk’s confrontation years before with the Absorbing Man and a trigger-happy SWAT team at a NYC diner.  Seeking fitting payback later that night, the Hulk and Spider-Man discover that Fisk’s newest mercenaries are Electro and the Rhino. 

Representing the rival Maggia, Count Nefaria has similarly rented Hydro-Man, Whiplash, and the Masked Marauder to simultaneously hit Las Vegas after wiping out the Kingpin’s own super-villains.  Hence, Spider-Man and ‘Joe Fixit’ find themselves caught up in a three-way showdown that threatens the Strip.  

Note: This title is also available digitally.

REVIEW:

The reliable Peter David, story-wise, delivers the necessary goods.  By no means an ambitious read, this Hulk/Spider-Man team-up caper is simply a Las Vegas joyride, Marvel-style.  The slam-bang fun-and-games are delivered with welcome gusto, though one shouldn’t expect any surprises.  Hence, the underwhelming plot wins far more on amusing entertainment value than any dramatic substance. 

Along with the art team’s appealing visuals, this Hulk/Spider-Man tag-team series is a welcome action-comedy treat for fans. 

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

Each full-page cover precedes its story.  The cover artists consist of: Issues # 1-2 and # 4-5 by Cully Hamner & Jordie Bellaire, with then Hamner and Tama Bonvillian on Issue # 3

Including a full-page depiction of artist Jeff Purves’ cover, 1988’s Incredible Hulk # 347 is reprinted as some appropriate padding.  The good news is that this archived reprint might have been slickly reinked. Otherwise, David’s Joe Fixit gangster debut/origin tale entitled “Crapshoot” ages better than its rudimentary (and mostly dreadful) artwork.   

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                          6½ Stars

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TRINITY (2008), VOLUME 1 (DC Comics)

Written by Kurt Busiek & Fabian Nicieza.

Art by Mark Bagley; Scott McDaniel; Tom Derenick; Mike Norton; Art Thibert; Andy Owens; Wayne Faucher; Jerry Ordway; Mark Farmer; Karl Kesel; Pete Pantazis; Allen Passalaqua; Pat Brosseau; & Ken Lopez.

Cover Art by Shane Davis & Guy Major.

SUMMARY:

In 2009, DC Comics began releasing 2008’s weekly Trinity series in a trade paperback format.  The 364-page Volume 1 compiles Issues # 1-17, as a strange cosmic nightmare first zeroes in on Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman.

Disturbed by variations of a dream each had the night before, DC’s ‘Trinity’ of Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman initially have little to go on beyond determining their common denominators.  Yet, sinister machinations by the sorceress Morgaine Le Fey, the snarky Enigma, and Despero soon unleash an expanding scheme upon their three mutual foes. 

Through the use of mystical branding discs, each of the ‘Trinity’ is destined to be marked with an archaic tarot symbol.  Once all three heroes become ‘branded,’ mystic forces will warp their world’s reality in ways reminiscent of Flashpoint and The New 52: Future’s End

As the Justice League (including many of their Titans/Outsiders reserves) investigates this bizarre mystery, more nefarious components come into play. Among them is the Crime Syndicate’s mass abduction scheme, which prompts the JLA to storm in retaliation the Syndicate’s own parallel earth.

During their missions, other Leaguers begin to notice subtle shifts in the personalities of Batman, Wonder Woman, and Superman, as if their established core ideals are now rotating among them.  A seemingly climatic confrontation with the plot’s three major co-conspirators proves only the end of the beginning for the Trinity’s ordeal.  Sporadic hints of a fractured new reality are the first signs towards plot developments in Volume 2.

Meanwhile, the tarot-reading Marguerita (a character reminiscent of Madame Xanadu) has unsettling visions of what darkness is still to come for DC’s three greatest champions.     

Note: At present, this title hasn’t been released digitally.

REVIEW:

Considering 2008’s Trinity is another of DC’s yearlong titles (i.e. 52 and Countdown) from that era, one might have anticipated a reasonably good storyline. Unfortunately, this tiresome epic’s first third is really more of a glorified page count than a coherent, let alone vaguely interesting, read.  No one, in that sense, brought their creative A-game to this unnecessary DC ‘crisis.’    

While Kurt Busiek and Fabian Nicieza merely conjure up ways to prolong the trio’s predicament, the art squad’s lackluster visuals straddle various shades of mediocrity.  Single panels (i.e. a facial close-up) occasionally look terrific, but it’s still a stretch to say that Volume 1 even delivers consistent B-grade artwork.  Some good news, however, is that DC Comics may have learned a practical lesson from peddling this dreck. 

By later simplifying the Superman-Wonder Woman-Batman premise to closely resemble the World’s Finest (or Superman/Batman) team-up formula, the artists gain much better odds of producing quality visuals.  Hence, DC’s subsequent Trinity monthly titles have proven consistently superior in both episodic storytelling and appealing artwork. 

That said, it’s entirely possible that this Trinity’s Volumes 2 and 3 are improvements, given the creative talent involved.  Reading the underwhelming Volume 1, however, isn’t worth indulging the time.

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

In the cover gallery, three covers at a time appear as two-page collage spreads.  For Issues # 1-6, the cover artists are Carlos Pacheco, Jesus Merino, and Allen Passalaqua.  Andy Kubert and Edgar Delgado are the cover artists for Issues # 7-12.  For Issues # 13-18, the cover artists are Jim Lee, Scott Williams, and Alex Sinclair. 

Artist Mark Bagley contributes a series of black-and-white sketches: a Trinity two-page collage; a Superman portrait; a Trinity portrait; an Interceptor portrait; a Graak portrait; and a Tarot character profile.  Bagley, with added color from Art Thibert and Pete Pantazis, provides a completed version of his earlier Trinity portrait.  Lastly, Shane Davis contributes the black-and-white sketch for this collection’s cover. 

Note: Issue # 18’s cover is included to complete a collage, but the story itself appears in Volume 2.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                                4 Stars

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ALL-NEW X-MEN, VOLUME 2: HERE TO STAY (MARVEL Comics)

Written by Brian Michael Bendis.

Art by David Marquez; Stuart Immonen; Wade Von Grawbadger; Marie Gracia; Rain Beredo; & VC’s Cory Petit.

Cover Art by Stuart Immonen; Wade Von Grawbadger; & Marte Gracia.

SUMMARY:

Released by Marvel Comics in 2013, this 136-page hardcover compiles All-New X-Men # 6-10 from that same year. 

The Beast’s deliberate time-traveling journey into the past has displaced teenage X-Men rookies Scott “Cyclops” Summers; Jean “Marvel Girl” Grey; Bobby “Iceman” Drake; Henry “Beast” McCoy; and Warren “Angel” Worthington III in the present-day.  It appears that the Beast’s desperate effort to guilt the present-day Cyclops with a wholesome reminder of their shared past as rookie heroes has failed. 

Each of these younger counterparts poignantly struggle acclimating to the vast changes surrounding them on the campus that had once been Charles Xavier’s private domain.  Including revelations of Xavier’s homicide by Cyclops and Jean Grey now tragically deceased, these young X-Men are emotionally reeling.  For instance, intense stress has caused young Jean’s vast telepathic powers to ignite far sooner than they should have. Kitty Pryde and Storm try to mentor her as best as they can. 

Unable to cope with his future self’s ruthless actions, a disturbed Scott violently resists Wolverine’s help. He is also approached by Mystique for an unexpected pep talk, as this Scott has no idea of her nefarious ulterior motive. Later, Scott shares his unexpected discovery of an archived wedding invitation with his future wife, Jean.

Joining his own future self in defending Avengers Tower from a HYDRA strike, a bewildered Warren appears closest to crumbling under pressure. Only the young Bobby seems unaffected, as he is still essentially a child.  It’s up to Kitty Pryde to refocus this rattled quintet from their emotional turmoil and focus on continuing their X-Men training.

In addition to the Avengers’ skepticism, the X-Men’s senior staff finds out that Mystique and Sabretooth have unleashed a lethal scheme to free Mastermind’s illusion-casting daughter from a SHIELD-guarded prison.  The three mutant terrorists then embark on a murderous, cross-country bank-robbing spree.

Having been impersonated herself, SHIELD’s Maria Hill realizes that Mystique is this trio’s ringleader. More so, Hill sees through the shape-shifting terrorist’s efforts to frame the five teenage X-Men as the horrific culprits. With the Avengers presently unavailable, Hill is compelled to approach the X-Men for emergency assistance.

Meanwhile, the rival faction that Magneto, Emma Frost, and the present-day Cyclops have established seeks to pilfer the X-Men’s army of impressionable recruits.  Among may well be one of the five lost teenagers, as they have opted not to return to their time period for now.    

Guest stars include the Avengers’ Captain America and Thor. Their fellow Avengers, Jessica Drew’s Spider-Woman, Black Widow, Hawkeye, & the Hulk, appear in non-speaking cameos.

Note: This title is also available digitally and as a trade paperback.

REVIEW:

Volume 2: Here To Stay is often a pretty good read, in spite of Brian Michael Bendis’ flawed premise.  Specifically, insightful readers will surmise that virtually nothing transpiring in this ongoing series impacts Marvel’s dense continuity.  This extended time-traveling arc, in that sense, mimics 1998’s Green Lantern: Emerald Knights storyline where Kyle Rayner and a young Hal Jordan join forces.

Without overstaying its welcome, DC’s idea has a rookie Hal Jordan briefly time-displaced from the past into his successor Kyle Rayner’s present-day adventures.  The similarities between a younger Hal vowing never to become Parallax and the predicament of these young X-Men (especially Cyclops) are readily apparent. 

Despite a fun time-traveling concept, Emerald Knights‘ end is still a foregone conclusion.  To a far greater degree, that same principle applies to the original X-Men in Volume 2: Here To Stay.  Telepathic memory suppression already seems like a convenient out, no matter how far down this creative road Bendis goes.

Bolstered by the art team’s high-caliber visuals, Bendis’ plotting mostly works well.  In certain scenes, one should suspect that these five young X-Men are possibly from one of Marvel’s endless alternate Earths.  Case in point: Cyclops’ bewilderment inside a convenience store (i.e. bottled water in coolers, overpriced magazines, and no awareness of what GPS is) imply the quintet may well be from the mid-1960’s vs. merely a time approximately fifteen years before their present-day selves. 

Another glaring oddity, for instance, would be the flip-style hairdo Jean has in one scene – which is inconsistent with her otherwise contemporary hairstyle.  Jean also curiously matures over a few pages, as she appears about 13-14 years old in her first scene with Kitty. A few pages later, she appears closer to 16-17 years old in the Danger Room sequence, which again doesn’t make sense.

Such subtle homages don’t necessarily foreshadow Bendis’ upcoming storyline twists for these five X-Men.  Yet, if Bendis has dropped these mid-1960’s anachronisms as meaningless red herrings (pardon the expression – given Jean’s trademark hair color), then cause for confusion among some readers is understandable.

Longtime X-fans, overall, should find All-New X-Men, Volume 2: Here To Stay an intriguing notion to explore.  As far as being a must-have, one’s appreciation of the appealing artwork may best determine between purchase and a welcome library find.         

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

Each full-page cover image precedes its story.  A full-page 50th Anniversary variant cover gallery consists of: Issue # 6 (artists Chris Bachalo & Tim Townsend); Issue # 7 (artists Nick Bradshaw & Jason Keith); and Issue # 8 (artists Stuart Immonen, Wade Von Grawbadger, & Marte Gracia).  Last in the gallery is artist Greg Horn’s full-page Issue # 10 variant, which depicts Iron Man vs. the Phoenix Force. 

Artist David Marquez explains samples of his sketching process from the conceptual start to finished inks.  The samples are from:

  • Issue # 6’s Page 5, Panel 1;
  • Issue # 6: two versions of Page 3 and then its finalized look;
  • Issue # 8’s Page 4;
  • Issue # 8’s Page 16; and
  • Issue # 8’s page 20.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                    7 Stars

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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN: DANGER ZONE (MARVEL Comics)

Amazing Spider-Man # 692-694 Written by Dan Slott.  

Amazing Spider-Man # 692-694 Art by Humberto Ramos; Victor Olazaba; Edgar Delgado; & VC’s Chris Eliopoulos.

1st Page Artwork by ‘Van Lente;’ John Romita Jr.; ‘Janson;’ & ‘White.’

Avenging Spider-Man # 11 Written by Zeb Wells.

Avenging Spider-Man # 11 Art by Steve Dillon; Frank Martin Jr.; & VC’s Chris Eliopoulos.

1st Page Reprinted Panels Written by Stan Lee, with Artwork by Steve Ditko.

Amazing Spider-Man # 695-697 Written by Dan Slott & Christos Gage.

Amazing Spider-Man # 695-697 Art by Giuseppe Camuncoli; Dan Green; Antonio Fabela; & VC’s Chris Eliopoulos.

Collection Cover Art by Humberto Ramos & Edgar Delgado.

SUMMARY:

Released by Marvel Comics in 2013, this 156-page trade paperback compiles The Amazing Spider-Man # 692-694, an interlude with The Avenging Spider-Man # 11 (which occurs offscreen during the “Alpha” arc), and then The Amazing Spider-Man # 695-697 – all from the previous year.

Issues # 692-694 depicts the three-issue arc: “Alpha.”  Tiberius Stone’s resentful sabotage of colleague Peter Parker’s Horizon Labs scientific demonstration for Midtown High School students has a stunning repercussion.  In a mishap mirroring his own fateful teenage accident, Peter witnesses young Andy Maguire being struck by a reactor’s blast of alpha energies. 

Hence, teenage slacker Andy escapes his average life (including neglectful parents) by becoming an instant superhuman. Andy is mostly oblivious to how much of a potential threat he is, as Andy’s cosmic power levels are growing exponentially.  A guilt-ridden Spider-Man subsequently steps up as his mentor.  Yet, Andy’s immaturity to grasp his newfound powers and self-absorbed celebrity status as a super-hero build towards a recipe for mass disaster. 

The scheming Jackal, along with his female spider-ninja entourage, intends to make Andy his next cloning subject.  Meanwhile, Andy’s ignorant attitude as ‘Alpha’ towards battling massive foes like Giganto and Terminus endangers civilian lives – including Peter’s Aunt May and her husband, Jay Jameson. 

Guest stars include the Fantastic Four, the Avengers, and the X-Men’s Beast, as all (especially Spider-Man) recognize the threat an inexperienced Andy is.  Meanwhile, Peter seeks Mary Jane’s insightful advice at her nightclub over the Alpha crisis, along with his recent work-related neglect of Aunt May and Jay Jameson.

Avenging Spider-Man # 11’s untitled story depicts Peter and Aunt May visiting Uncle Ben’s gravesite.  Once more, Peter tries to confess his guilt-ridden role in Ben’s tragic death. 

A ‘War of Goblins’ begins in Issues # 695-697 (the three-part “Danger Zone”).  With Norman Osborn comatose, Wilson “The Kingpin” Fisk seizes a chance to steal Osborn’s hidden cache of Green Goblin weaponry and top-level intelligence secrets.  Aided by Phil Urich’s new Hobgoblin and a corrupt Tiberius Stone, Fisk deploys an experimental spider-sense jammer that leaves Peter reeling with the pulsating equivalent of an intense, never-ending migraine. 

With Peter held captive, his Horizon Labs employer, Max Modell, risks his life exchanging Osborn’s mysterious briefcase to save his protégé.  Meanwhile, a desperate Julia “Madame Web” Carpenter sends out a psychic warning to Peter before collapsing into a deep coma.   

The original Hobgoblin, Roderick Kingsley, resurfaces to unleash his own sinister vengeance.  Mentally drained, Peter realizes the likelihood of his secret identity being exposed again is at a crescendo.  Caught between two feuding Hobgoblins, Peter must protect Max and Urich’s unsuspecting Daily Bugle rival from these homicidal, self-involved hooligans.  Kingsley’s surprising next move is revealed.

Note: This title is also available digitally and in hardcover.

REVIEW:

Unsurprisingly, The Amazing Spider-Man: Danger Zone comes off as a reshuffled deck of familiar Spider-capers.  Hence, the Jackal, multiple Hobgoblins, and Norman Osborn’s ominous shadow all play updated roles in Dan Slott’s stylish rehashing. Longtime Spider-fans will likely deduce most of Slott’s slick plot twists ahead of time.  

Case in point: Slott’s contrived Alpha character is likely to go one of two directions.  Either A. ‘Alpha’ quietly goes to Marvel’s dustbin, or B. The set-up for a resentful, Shaggy Rogers-like Andy becoming a future Spider-villain is now in place.  This “Alpha” arc is by no means a must-have; an asset, however, is the art team’s consistently solid visuals.    

In terms of déjà vu, look no further than the reprint of Avenging Spider-Man # 11.  Apart from the very rudimentary artwork, Marvel Comics resorts to this very sentimental Peter-and-Aunt May sub-plot for the umpteenth time.  Mining Peter’s guilt and May consoling him (presumably, to homage Spider-Man’s iconic 50th Anniversary) isn’t so much the issue.  It’s more that writer Zeb Wells is shamelessly rehashing the poignancy of May and Peter’s grief, as it were a classic TV rerun, and ensuring the status quo doesn’t actually progress.     

As for the three-part “War of The Goblins,” Slott’s plotting is chaotically entertaining, though it is hardly memorable.  This assessment applies equally to the mostly unremarkable artwork.  With its worthwhile page count, the business-as-usual Amazing Spider-Man: Danger Zone, overall, makes for a decent library read. 

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

Each issue’s full-page cover precedes its story.  The cover artists are: Issues # 692-694 (Humberto Ramos & Edgar Delgado);  The Avenging Spider-Man # 11 (Chris Samnee & Javier Rodriguez); Issue # 695 (Steve McNiven); and Issues # 696-697 (McNiven & Simon West). 

Also included are artist Marcos Martin’s five 50th Anniversary variant covers (two per page) for Issue # 692.  That same issue’s Fan Expo variant by artists J. Scott Campbell & Edgar Delgado completes the mini-variant gallery.  The last page is Issue # 692’s letters-and-answers column, including a lengthy letter to fans from Dan Slott.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                   5 Stars