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AMAZING X-MEN # 7 (2014 MARVEL Comics)

Written by Kathryn Immonen.

Art by Paco Medina; Juan Vlasco; Rachelle Rosenberg; & VC’s Joe Caramagna.

Cover Art by Kris Anka & Chris Sotomayor.

SUMMARY:

Released by Marvel Comics for July 2014, the issue’s title is “No Goats, No Glory.”  For a collegiate football game party at the X-Mansion, Angelica “Firestar” Jones and Bobby “Iceman” Drake are sent to the local grocery store for supplies.  In the parking lot, their subsequent discovery of a mysterious alien infant intersects with Spider-Man’s unexpected arrival. 

As Angelica and Bobby find out, Spider-Man has been in desperate pursuit of the missing infant to arrange a ‘hostage swap’ with an UFO. En route to the Central Park Zoo, Spider-Man explains that Empire University’s goat mascot is being held by bewildered yet well-armed aliens.  It’s now up to the ‘Amazing Spider-Friends’ to safely return the extraterrestrial to his waiting parents in exchange for the captive goat.     

Note: This issue is available digitally. It’s also reprinted in 2015’s Amazing X-Men, Volume 2: World War Wendigo, which is available in both trade paperback and digital formats.

REVIEW:

Writer Kathyn Immonen’s sitcom plot sports plenty of holes, as Spider-Man’s oddball encounter losing the goat to aliens is neither shown nor explained particularly well.   Still, Immonen’s knack for snappy dialogue (i.e. the Spider-Friends’ reliable chemistry; Angelica & Bobby’s scenes) more than makes up the difference. 

Including the art team’s high-caliber visuals, Amazing X-Men # 7 concocts a delightful solo read.  This pre-teens-and-up homage issue is recommended for fans of the 1981-83 Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends animated TV series.   

ADDITIONAL CONTENT:

None.  

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                            8 Stars

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THE JETSONS: SOLAR SNOOPS (Season 2: Episode 3)

SUMMARY:                     RUNNING TIME: 20:00 Min.

First airing on ABC-TV on September 18, 1985, Barry E. Blitzer is credited with penning this episode.  Per the closing credits, the second season’s directors are listed together.  Hence, an individual director for “Solar Snoops” isn’t identified. 

Perpetual business rivals Cosmo S. Spacely (Blanc) and W.C. Cogswell (Butler) are once again one-upping each other in corporate espionage.  Spacely first pilfers Cogswell’s robot guard dog prototype, Sentro, after he is supposedly delivered to the wrong warehouse.  Spacely then disregards George Jetson (O’Hanlon) and his son Elroy’s (Butler) dire warnings that Sentro is really a ‘Trojan dog’ sent to spy on the company. 

Meanwhile, hidden inside Sentro is Cogswell’s spy, Galacta Sneak (Gordon), who then swipes Spacely’s invaluable chocolate chip cookie microchip.  Once realizing Cogswell’s scheme, Spacely seeks revenge by answering his enemy’s advertisement for a gorgeous yet minimally talented secretary.  Sending George in drag undercover as ‘Georgina Jetstream,’ Spacely expects him to con a smitten Cogswell into hiring ‘Georgina.’ 

The plan’s second phase involves ‘Georgina’ seductively retrieving the microchip from an unsuspecting Cogswell.  That night, the Jetson family helps prepare George for his sexy undercover role.  Simultaneously, Sneak extorts double pay from the incensed Cogswell for the stolen microchip.  Romantic dancing during a restaurant lunch date between Cogswell and ‘Georgina’ sets off Cogswell’s furious wife, who unexpectedly arrives on the scene. 

Meanwhile, George & Astro’s fast getaway with the microchip is threatened by Sneak’s tech-powered retaliation.  As for the microchip, Spacely doesn’t mind George’s simple means of concealing it until the inevitable happens.          

                                        Voice Cast:

George Jetson: George O’Hanlon

Judy Jetson: Penny Singleton

Judy Jetson: Janet Waldo 

Elroy Jetson / Mr. W.C. Cogswell: Daws Butler

Astro / presumably Sentro: Don Messick

Cosmo S. Spacely: Mel Blanc

Harlan: Howard Morris

Rosie The Robot: Jean Vander Pyl

Galacta Sneak: Barry Gordon

Mrs. Cogswell: Uncredited

Miss Nova (Mrs. Cogswell’s running robot): Uncredited

Mrs. Cogswell’s luncheon friend: Uncredited

Robot Chauffeur: Uncredited

Fred Asteroid: Uncredited

Venus: Uncredited.

REVIEW:

Given its premise, the sitcom plotting ought to amuse adults.  The same applies to the original voice cast’s charm, along with Hanna-Barbera updating the show’s familiar animation style for the mid-80’s.  Good production values holding up well forty years later, unfortunately, can’t disguise a dubious storyline aimed at the kiddie target audience. 

The script’s illogic might get away with a cross-dressing George Jetson briefly, but not for most of the episode – i.e. why doesn’t Spacely recruit a loyal female employee for his scheme?  Adding to this eye-rolling conundrum is Cogswell’s antics (no surprise) as a philandering husband – who first insults his wife’s weight and then later gets caught trying to cheat on her.  It’s unlikely that parents will want to explain the episode’s sexist humor (including far too much ‘Georgina’) to a confused child – even if the jokes are meant as harmless pap. 

Given the circumstances, “Solar Snoops” (even the ‘solar’ aspect of the title doesn’t make sense) is best left in Hanna-Barbera’s ‘80s animation dustbin.

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                               3 Stars

Note: For a more kid-appropriate Jetsons caper, Season 1’s “Astro’s Top Secret” isn’t brilliant, but it has the right idea.

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THE JETSONS: ASTRO’S TOP SECRET (Season 1: Episode 12)

SUMMARY:                 RUNNING TIME: 22:00 Min.

First aired on ABC-TV on December 9, 1962, series co-creators William Hanna and Joseph Barbera directed this Tony Benedict-written episode. 

Business rivals and golfing partners Spacely (Blanc) and Cogswell (Butler) incessantly egg each other on at the floating golf course.  A fed-up Spacely then insists that he will soon put his frenemy out of business.  Cogswell worriedly sends his jetpack-wearing henchman, Harlan (Morris), to spy on Spacely Sprockets. 

With Spacely delegating his scheme to an incredulous George Jetson (O’Hanlon), results are expected first thing the next morning.  Harlan’s further covert surveillance of the Jetson family home convinces him (and then Cogswell) that a luckless George has somehow invented an anti-gravity device allowing flight.  What they don’t realize is that the family dog, Astro (Messick), can now fly upon accidently swallowing Elroy’s (Butler) remote control flying car. 

Still, Cogswell is desperate enough to abduct a befuddled Astro to get some fast answers. 

                                      Voice Cast:

George Jetson: George O’Hanlon

Judy Jetson: Penny Singleton

Judy Jetson: Janet Waldo (Note: Judy doesn’t appear in this episode)

Elroy Jetson / Mr. Cogswell: Daws Butler

Astro / Computer: Don Messick

Cosmo S. Spacely: Mel Blanc

Harlan: Howard Morris.

REVIEW:

Loaded with typically tame Hanna-Barbera sitcom humor, this episode is a delight in parodying corporate espionage.  Not only does the low-key animation still hold up, but the voice acting is also terrific.  Case in point: the sequence where a clueless Astro is being interrogated, enemy spy-style, delivers the episode’s best clichéd joke.

Even if “Astro’s Top Secret” isn’t memorable, it pitches a welcome bone for the futuristic canine’s fans. For the eight-year-old residing in all of us, this cartoon is amusing.       

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                           6½ Stars

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ROADHOUSE (by John Cafferty and The Beaver Brown Band)

SUMMARY:              RUNNING TIME: Approx. 57:00 Min.

Released by Scotti Brothers through CBS Records in 1988, Roadhouse is John Cafferty and The Beaver Brown Band’s self-produced follow-up to their 1985 Tough All Over debut album.  Including 1983’s Eddie and The Cruisers film soundtrack (their big break after eleven years together), Roadhouse is the band’s third studio project. 

Consisting of twelve tracks, this album’s songs are:

SIDE A:

  1. Bound for Glory                      (4:41)
  2. Victory Dance                        (3:51)
  3. Song & Dance                       (4:35)
  4. Killin’ Time                          (4:30)
  5. Wheel Of Fortune                   (5:12)
  6. Burn The Roadhouse Down     (3:35)

SIDE B:

  1. Penetration                           (4:46)
  2. Wishing Well                       (4:55)
  3. Customary Thing                  (4:24)
  4. Hard Way To Go                 (3:59)
  5. Higher Ground                     (5:37)
  6. Road I’m Running                (6:44)

In terms of Roadhouse’s radio play for the time, Track # 3: only “Song & Dance” (possibly, the album’s sole single) charted the Top 50.   

Notes: This title’s formats also include: CD, cassette tape, and digitally.  Following Roadhouse’s release, the band’s next album would be 1989’s Eddie and The Cruisers II: Eddie Lives! movie soundtrack released through the same label.   

REVIEW:

Unlike the modestly successful Tough All Over, which included “Voice of America’s Sons” (prominently featured in the 1986 Sylvester Stallone action film, Cobra) and “C-I-T-Y,” Roadhouse doesn’t sport any familiar radio hits.  Still, the album’s high-energy opener (“Bound for Glory”) sounds like a precursor to the group’s subsequent Eddie and The Cruisers II project.     

Taken as a whole, Roadhouse is a playful sidestep away from 1983’s “On The Dark Side,” despite the song’s legacy as the band’s signature radio tune. One can readily surmise that this album represented something of an artistic escape from Hollywood’s shadow – and, by extension, the fictitious ‘Eddie Wilson’ and his ‘Cruisers.’  Hence, John Cafferty and The Beaver Brown Band had good reason seeking to expand their mainstream audience beyond one cult film.       

Note: Beaver Brown’s saxophone player, Michael “Tunes” Antunes, portrayed the Cruisers’ ‘Wendell Newton’ onscreen in both Eddie films.  Noticeably, in neither film, does Antunes have any dialogue.   

Through Roadhouse, John Cafferty’s Rhode Island-based group resumes its rollicking, All-American brand of rock and, with it, a sporadic country-western tinge. Still, given their basic musical similarities (and the exact overlap between the bands’ now half-century careers), it’s too easy to presume that Cafferty and Beaver Brown are essentially Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band copycats.

That’s a misnomer, as Cafferty’s gravelly musical vibe doesn’t ruminate on American heartland issues or present social commentaries like Springsteen (and, to a degree, John Mellencamp) regularly does. Cafferty and The Beaver Brown Band instead delivers straight-up entertainment without pitching deep thoughts. Roadhouse epitomizes this low-key yet hard-work attitude.

Case in point: tracks such as “Killin’ Time,” “Wheel of Fortune,” and “Road I’m Running,” might superficially resemble Springsteen-style tunes, but that’s as far as they go — these deliberately vague tunes concoct easy-to-grasp rock as is. For that matter, take the good-natured “Victory Dance, as the best example. Its most sentimental analogy is baseball, in terms of seeking a fun reason to celebrate/patting yourself on the back.

Fans, in that sense, can appreciate Cafferty’s group delivering their authentic bar band tunes.  The flip side is that the energetic Roadhouse falls short on mixing up its variety, as, tone-wise, the tracks blend together.  It’s surely the prime reason (aside from insufficient publicity) that this album isn’t all that memorable and has remained stuck in Late 80’s obscurity.    

Still, John Cafferty and The Beaver Brown Band’s everyman appeal readily surpasses Roadhouse’s lackluster sales.  Hence, these guys neither coast nor do they skimp on their all-original material.  For nearly an hour, it’s a blue-collar, rock ‘n’ roll time machine that listeners ought to enjoy revisiting.  Give one of Roadhouse’s formats sufficient time (i.e. on a road trip), and the album will likely grow on you. 

PACKAGING:

It’s standard issue, including individual photos identifying the six band members.  All twelve tracks are listed, but their running times aren’t provided.  The record’s sleeve features Roadhouse’s credits on one side; the other side consists of a collage of small black-and-white photos of the band. 

BRIAN’S ODD MOON RATING:                        7 Stars